My penis is so big, I’m worried girls just use me for one-night stands… it’s wre

Sounds like larryfishsticks

I GOTS A BIG DIK AND A FAT WALLET

Women don't leave a man because he has a large penis. If any of this story is true, they dump him because he is horrible in bed. What a waste of a penis.

JOHNNYSMITH DOEZ YOUR DS LIKE FISHSTIX

poor guy - thank god I don't have that problem (I think)

PAPI YUR 1 EYED SNAKE DOZNT DRAG DA GROUND?

Bullshit.

You have to be pretty fucking naive to not be able to tell if a WOMAN just wants to hook up or is seriously interested. They may be weighing a couple options, but if a woman wants to jump straight into bed with you, it usually means she just wants to fuck.

@ sticks:

my one-eyed snake can't even reach my inner-thigh

Lol

PAPI STRETCH IT OUT

I RECON IF YOU TIE IT 2 A JUNGLE JIM AND HANG FROM IT FOR 2 HOURS IF WIL STRETCH OUT

BE CAREFOOL U MIGHT B DIZZY WHEN U CUM BACK OFF DA JUNGLE JIM

Good idea - I trust your recipe and judgement

Lol

Larryfishsticks is a crazy day

Shucks, what a horrible problem. NOT !!

Funny, us big dicked black folk never have this problem. Maybe his stroke game is painfully bad (pun intended).

It's the same as a woman with small breasts: If a guy dumps her isn't because she's a bitch, not because of her cup size.

You know what I say about the women who use me to get access to my enormous trouser python?

WEEE-YAWWW!!!

And afterward I say "get out da bed bitch 'cos Zippy gots ta get his beauty sleep!" If they complain I add "girl, don't go away mad, jes' go away!"