Women don't leave a man because he has a large penis. If any of this story is true, they dump him because he is horrible in bed. What a waste of a penis.
You have to be pretty fucking naive to not be able to tell if a WOMAN just wants to hook up or is seriously interested. They may be weighing a couple options, but if a woman wants to jump straight into bed with you, it usually means she just wants to fuck.
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You have to be pretty fucking naive to not be able to tell if a WOMAN just wants to hook up or is seriously interested. They may be weighing a couple options, but if a woman wants to jump straight into bed with you, it usually means she just wants to fuck.
my one-eyed snake can't even reach my inner-thigh
I RECON IF YOU TIE IT 2 A JUNGLE JIM AND HANG FROM IT FOR 2 HOURS IF WIL STRETCH OUT
BE CAREFOOL U MIGHT B DIZZY WHEN U CUM BACK OFF DA JUNGLE JIM
WEEE-YAWWW!!!
And afterward I say "get out da bed bitch 'cos Zippy gots ta get his beauty sleep!" If they complain I add "girl, don't go away mad, jes' go away!"