Just wait all you young whippersnappers. You'll be old one day and find that your horniness has no bounds. Then you look down at that shriveled old thing and shudder. Fuck !! It used to be bigger !! Where is that god damn Viagra ??
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Just wait all you young whippersnappers. You'll be old one day and find that your horniness has no bounds. Then you look down at that shriveled old thing and shudder. Fuck !! It used to be bigger !! Where is that god damn Viagra ??
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Old fart problems...
it is frustrating.
VM, I resemble that remark!
I resent being called a "dirty old man". I'm not old. :)
Fuck
vm,
Thanks for the encouraging words, NOT!!! :)
I resent being called a dirty old man I'm not dirty I shower twice a day.
"vm,
Thanks for the encouraging words, NOT!!! :)"
Grumpy and negative as usual
At 50, I'm lean and fit, enjoying life as much as ever!
I'm beginning to think the good old fashioned Cock pump could be our friend here... there are 'medical' approved devices that are supposed to be an ED therapy available at Wal-Mart now. Its no longer just the domain of the SG-Gay crowd, its become a geezer sexuality survival device.
When I'm old, I expect to be rich and happily married
I'm old enough, too bad I can't stop time. I'm an old fart, life is what it is. We keep on keeping on no matter what.
Whose mom, I've been doing your mom for years, desertscrub. My mom is dead, I'm no necrophiliac. :)
Yeah, getting old can be a pain but on the bright side, you don't have to work anymore.
Exactly. This is why the conservadude mentality of scraping savings for 30+ year to invest just to get laid .. sucks. Get paid, now, get laid.
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