Armed man arrested over threats made at Springfield strip club

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• 4got2wipe

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  7 years ago

  I'm confused. Why did they arrest him for soliciting a prostitute? After all, they were unable to find a girl named "Jesse the hooker".
  
  They should have arrested him for pissing in public. And the stuff about threatening to kill the bouncer and non-existent hooker! That hooker-threatening stuff was non-brilliant!
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  It's odd that they couldn't find anyone named Jesse the Hooker in the club? Possibly her stage name is Jesse the Dancer? I'm no detective - but I'm guessing that's not the name on her drivers license...
• JohnSmith69

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  7 years ago

  Damn. Jesse charges me $200.
• JohnSmith69

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  7 years ago

  And I agree that the existence of a prostitute is a necessary element of a charge of soliciting a prostitute. That charge will get dismissed..
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  Springfield?
  Has Moe expanded and diversified to now include Strip Clubs in addition to his neighborhood bar?
• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  Which PL do we know that lives in Oregon? :)
• ppwh

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  7 years ago

  If only this guy had a system. Everyone knows that it's not as simple as going to a club and paying a hooker for sex.