I'm confused. Why did they arrest him for soliciting a prostitute? After all, they were unable to find a girl named "Jesse the hooker".
They should have arrested him for pissing in public. And the stuff about threatening to kill the bouncer and non-existent hooker! That hooker-threatening stuff was non-brilliant!
It's odd that they couldn't find anyone named Jesse the Hooker in the club? Possibly her stage name is Jesse the Dancer? I'm no detective - but I'm guessing that's not the name on her drivers license...
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last commentI'm confused. Why did they arrest him for soliciting a prostitute? After all, they were unable to find a girl named "Jesse the hooker".
They should have arrested him for pissing in public. And the stuff about threatening to kill the bouncer and non-existent hooker! That hooker-threatening stuff was non-brilliant!
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It's odd that they couldn't find anyone named Jesse the Hooker in the club? Possibly her stage name is Jesse the Dancer? I'm no detective - but I'm guessing that's not the name on her drivers license...
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Damn. Jesse charges me $200.
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And I agree that the existence of a prostitute is a necessary element of a charge of soliciting a prostitute. That charge will get dismissed..
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Springfield?
Has Moe expanded and diversified to now include Strip Clubs in addition to his neighborhood bar?
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Which PL do we know that lives in Oregon? :)
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If only this guy had a system. Everyone knows that it's not as simple as going to a club and paying a hooker for sex.
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