SWIMMING WITH SHARKS

After a disappointing visit to the Pony on my first-ever trip to Memphis, I decided to check out Kittens Kabaret. Though I'm a middle-aged white guy, I love black clubs and have been to quite a few around the country, but I was not prepared for this!

This is a small club near the airport, with a small parking lot (don't know if there's a fee to park when it gets crowded, but no fee when I got there about 10:15 on a Friday night). I paid the $20 cover to a very cute AA gal at the door, walked in, and got a bottle of Fiji water for $5.00 at the bar. The place looks nice, with an unusual, modern decor with white seats in a sunken area.

There were very few customers when I walked in, but there were about four or five girls all sitting together who ALL greeted me, loudly, from where they sat. Two of them came to me immediately and started rubbing up against me, baring their boobs, and fondling my package. I actually love this kind of aggressive behavior in a strip club (hey, I came to play), and I fondled right back. In the next hour, I learned just how forward these girls were.