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Another Darwin award. :)

Sep 16, 2017, 9:59 PM
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shadowcat
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vincemichaels

Dayum !!! He must have a big one !!! LOL

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BrotherFogHorn

I am still concerned about you shadowcat. You are so obcessed about other mens penises. Cum to confession zo Ican get you outbof pergatory

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Cashman1234

Definitely a Darwin Award qualifier! Must be a clothing optional gym? Wouldn't someone get the manager if a guy is working out with his cock out?

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whodey

"angle grinders, a saw and a hydraulic rescue device" definitely 3 things you would never want used around your dick. At least they sedated him, can you imagine the PTSD after watching that happen, he'd never get hard again.

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Clubber

Doesn't a "Darwin" have to die?

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Clubber

From the Darwin Awards History and Rules:

Rules

So how are the Darwin Awards actually determined?

Nominees significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race in an obviously stupid way. They are self-selected examples of the dangers inherent in a lack of common sense, and all human races, cultures, and socioeconomic groups are eligible to compete. Actual winners must meet the following criteria:

Reproduction - Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.

Excellence - Astounding misapplication of judgment.

Self-Selection - Cause one's own demise.

Maturity - Capable of sound judgment.

Veracity - The event must be true.

Those being the rules, I guess muscle head could be considered, IF, IF, he was sterile afterwards.

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