What you pay for

I went to the Strip remembering several recent VIP sessions with a number of different fine ladies that included delights such as BBBJ DATY FIV and some DFK, all of which I'd be eager to experience with a hot girl who I knew worked Tuesdays. When she came to my table I asked what she charged for VIP and she replied $100. As this sounded wonderful I rushed to the VIP area to get started. Lap dancing proceeded for a while with a small amount of her touching me over the pants and me touching some of her cute little bits. Then, after around 15 minutes she stops and says "Do you want any more?" I replied that wasn't a half hour. She came back with "But it was 5 songs!"

Despite my affection for this girl, that ended things for me. On a freaking Tuesday night I could have 28 of those low-mileage dances for what I paid that night. Guys, be sure you know what you're getting and for how long when you're quoted a price. I've learned my lesson! I missed the lesson from 2 weeks earlier when I saw her take another guy to VIP and then she returned 15-20 minutes later! D'oh! Guess I forgot all about that when she said $100. Don't get fooled again!