Need advice - How to navigate BYOB club
TimJo
Ohio
Call me an amateur, but my years of clubbing have brought me only to topless clubs that serve serve alcohol with full bars. But I'll be traveling for work soon and I'm considering visiting a BYOB club. Specifically, PinkMonkey in Chicago, but I'm looking for any advice or tips on how to make the most of this type of club.
I'm mainly a beer drinker. Enjoy the occasional mixed drink but don't really have a go to liquor. From what I've read, many BYOB clubs have a liquor store or bar nearby, but I'm not sure. And I've read of ordering chasers to mix with the drinks you bring in... again, totally foreign to me.
I've even read that PinkMonkey has a 2 drink minimum on top of paying the cover, which is a funny policy to me being that it's BYOB.
How can I have the best experience possible, getting the most for my money and looking like I fit in with expectations?
Thanks!
I'm mainly a beer drinker. Enjoy the occasional mixed drink but don't really have a go to liquor. From what I've read, many BYOB clubs have a liquor store or bar nearby, but I'm not sure. And I've read of ordering chasers to mix with the drinks you bring in... again, totally foreign to me.
I've even read that PinkMonkey has a 2 drink minimum on top of paying the cover, which is a funny policy to me being that it's BYOB.
How can I have the best experience possible, getting the most for my money and looking like I fit in with expectations?
Thanks!
9 comments
The web site for that club says you can put your alcohol in a "pink" locker, which sounds like you may have to get them to serve it back to you (maybe for a fee / tip, which could explain the two drink minimum). I have never encountered one that allowed outside non-alcoholic drinks to be brought in.
From the reviews, it looks like that club sells unlimited mixer for a set price, which may or may not be a good deal, depending on how much you plan to drink and how much the mixer for an individual drink would cost. Probably the best idea would be to call and ask sometime during the day if you're worried about the exact details. Otherwise you could bring in a six pack on your first visit and see what happens, and ask how it works if you were to bring in a bottle of rum and wanted to drink pina coladas and rum & cokes.
Since the reviews say the liquor store near that club sells alcohol for high prices, visiting a store ahead of time would be a good plan.
FWIW, I regularly go to a club that has a 2 drink minimum sign up at the door, but I have never experienced any enforcement. Likewise, some clubs have big no smoking signs, but have ashtrays on the table or give out little plastic water cups as ashtrays that might offer a bit more plausible deniability when the government asks then why there were 30 people smoking in the club ("OH! We just thought they all wanted some water! Those bastards!!").
On the other hand, I have been to a no alcohol club (not even BYOB) and they required paying for two drinks immediately upon entry, before sitting down. Also, one alcohol club wanted to charge something like $16 up front for all you can drink beer and wouldn't let me in when I refused, telling them that I only wanted a single beer.
I had a buddy who was a drunk - and he regarded lite beer to be a soft drink - so he tried to order coors lite from the waitress - and when she told him they don't sell alcohol - he attempted to order a bud lite...
I've been to VIP and just want to try something new.
* XTC Cabaret in Austin: I buy a fo'ty (actually a 24-oz can of Mexican beer) at a convenience store on the way to the club and nurse it there for a couple of hours
* Fluffers in Sparland, IL: same concept
* Hot Bodies in Austin: I ask the waitress to bring me a soft drink from the fridge
* Palace in the Pines in Lowellville, OH: I get my own soft drink from the fridge :)