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Warning Against Adultery

JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Proverbs 5 NIv

5 My son, pay attention to my wisdom,
turn your ear to my words of insight,
2 that you may maintain discretion
and your lips may preserve knowledge.
3 For the lips of the adulterous woman drip honey,
and her speech is smoother than oil;
4 but in the end she is bitter as gall,
sharp as a double-edged sword.
5 Her feet go down to death;
her steps lead straight to the grave.
6 She gives no thought to the way of life;
her paths wander aimlessly, but she does not know it.
7 Now then, my sons, listen to me;
do not turn aside from what I say.
8 Keep to a path far from her,
do not go near the door of her house,
9 lest you lose your honor to others
and your dignity[a] to one who is cruel,
10 lest strangers feast on your wealth
and your toil enrich the house of another.
11 At the end of your life you will groan,
when your flesh and body are spent.
12 You will say, “How I hated discipline!
How my heart spurned correction!
13 I would not obey my teachers
or turn my ear to my instructors.
14 And I was soon in serious trouble
in the assembly of God’s people.”
15 Drink water from your own cistern,
running water from your own well.
16 Should your springs overflow in the streets,
your streams of water in the public squares?
17 Let them be yours alone,
never to be shared with strangers.
18 May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
19 A loving doe, a graceful deer—
may her breasts satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.
20 Why, my son, be intoxicated with another man’s wife?
Why embrace the bosom of a wayward woman?
21 For your ways are in full view of the Lord,
and he examines all your paths.
22 The evil deeds of the wicked ensnare them;
the cords of their sins hold them fast.
23 For lack of discipline they will die,
led astray by their own great folly.

What y'all think ??

29 comments

  • Mate27
    7 years ago
    Great frickin post. Lmfao!
  • ATACdawg
    7 years ago
    Solomon really should have listened to his own advice, lol. Or, possibly, he wrote it after his life turned to crap.....
  • JohnSmith69
    7 years ago
    Women's breasts are a common topic of discussion in the Bible.

    Song of Solomon 8:10
    "I was a wall, and my breasts were like towers; Then I became in his eyes as one who finds peace.

    Song of Solomon 4:5
    "Your two breasts are like two fawns, Twins of a gazelle Which feed among the lilies.

    Song of Solomon 7:7-8
    "Your stature is like a palm tree, And your breasts are like its clusters. "I said, 'I will climb the palm tree, I will take hold of its fruit stalks.' Oh, may your breasts be like clusters of the vine, And the fragrance of your breath like apples,
  • jackslash
    7 years ago
    The Whore of Babylon is pretty cool.

    17 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters:

    2 With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication.

    3 So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.

    4 And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:

    5 And upon her forehead was a name written, Mystery, Babylon The Great, The Mother Of Harlots And Abominations Of The Earth.

    6 And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.

    7 And the angel said unto me, Wherefore didst thou marvel? I will tell thee the mystery of the woman, and of the beast that carrieth her, which hath the seven heads and ten horns.

    8 The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, when they behold the beast that was, and is not, and yet is.

    9 And here is the mind which hath wisdom. The seven heads are seven mountains, on which the woman sitteth.

    10 And there are seven kings: five are fallen, and one is, and the other is not yet come; and when he cometh, he must continue a short space.

    11 And the beast that was, and is not, even he is the eighth, and is of the seven, and goeth into perdition.

    12 And the ten horns which thou sawest are ten kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast.

    13 These have one mind, and shall give their power and strength unto the beast.

    14 These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful.

    15 And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues.

    16 And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire.

    17 For God hath put in their hearts to fulfil his will, and to agree, and give their kingdom unto the beast, until the words of God shall be fulfilled.

    18 And the woman which thou sawest is that great city, which reigneth over the kings of the earth.

    Revelation 17
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    LMFAO god damn I love you boy's
  • warhawks
    7 years ago
    Dammit.

    So NOW you tell me....

    Too late now....
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    War lol....sorry ....lol
  • warhawks
    7 years ago
    Might as well just fuck some whores.

    Oh well.
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    Solomon authors those words and then fucked them anyways
  • sharkhunter
    7 years ago
    Did someone say boobs?

  • warhawks
    7 years ago
    Fuck.
  • warhawks
    7 years ago
    Shit.
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    Shit is holy, like '' HOLY SHIT " !!!
  • 4got2wipe
    7 years ago
    Ace things I've learned from JohnSmith69:

    MrDeuce is living a biblical life. After all, the bible promotes the love of boobs!
  • 4got2wipe
    7 years ago
    I need to start combing the bible promoting the virtue of the female butthole!

    juicebox69, alittle help on this project would be brilliant! ;)
  • ATACdawg
    7 years ago
    Sorry, 4got. The closest thing I can find is Genesis 19, where the men of Sodom demand that Lot hand over his house guests so they can rape (sodomize) them.

    Definitely turned out to be non-brilliant for Sodom when they were pummeled by fireballs....
  • ATACdawg
    7 years ago
    Hmmmmmm. Maybe in the Apocrapha..... ;-)
  • shailynn
    7 years ago
    I went in to a church once, and my underwear caught on fire. Never again, never again.
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    LMFAO
  • warhawks
    7 years ago
    Can I call my ATF my concubine?
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    You probable should..the lord is more pleased with that

    Avoid but sex...god don't play
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    Is it really adultery if the whore is just pretending to enjoy it?
  • Dominic77
    7 years ago
    I love your Bible posts, ATACdawg. Thanks for sharing. So this might be the equivalent of Solomon's TUSCL article post? Nice! Did he have a system?
  • warhawks
    7 years ago
    Wonder what the Bible says about Asian Massage Parlours?

    Or for that matter, Mexican underground hat dances?

  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    LMFAO
  • Stognasty
    7 years ago
    It's not adultery if you aren't in love. It's just masturbating using a sexy woman's vagina.
  • Jascoi
    7 years ago
    i'm dead.
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    I will be bake wit more biblical wisdom
  • warhawks
    7 years ago
    Preach Brother Fog Horn.
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