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Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Thursday evening

I dropped into the Mens Club on a Thursday evening to find the club only bout half full. The club always looks good and the layout has been discussed many times so I will not…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Eufaula, Oklahoma

Balancing expectations

Teasers is a club which really is about as out of the way as it gets. As such, the well of dancers they can hire out of is a little shallow, and it kind of…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Cool hidden spot.

Arrived on a Friday. Parking lot looked like it was getting filled so I decided to check it out. There were about 4 girls. 1 black the rest looked white, all varied in age and…

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The fact that some of you guys don't think I am very sweet and bubbly as I can b

Ok I'm.done attention whoring for the day gotta go but its true ^ lol

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3 new articles posted

Title says it all - kinda

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Kitty at the Sands

I had been poking around on instagram looking at bikini baristas, and I ran across an account for an exotic dancer who was promoting her appearance at the Sands. I reached out via DM…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Sunday afternoon not bad

Stopped by Sunday before the Super Bowl. I’ve been here on weekends mostly at night. Sunday afternoon was empty maybe 4 at the bar and maybe 3 dancers to start. Immediate reaction was to leave…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Best in Orlando

This is still my favorite in Orlando. That said, I also recommend watching the girls for 20-30 minutes and finding the ones who offer the best “experience”. You’ll basically find two types of girls…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Money talks, bullshit walks

You get what you pay for — it’s worth putting out the cash to have fun with a quality girl, in terms of her looks and personality. Some of the girls were a bit young for…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Played hookie from work

I finished up a couple sales appointments early and instead of heading back to the office I decided to stop by Kokomo and swing by Hip Hugger for an afternoon of fun. It had been…

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Legit massage at a franchise chain

Been in the gym 6 days a week as wel as holding down 2 night shift jobs... So i use a massage parlor for legit work and to treat myself New girl today damn near jizzed her panties massaging my large…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Meeting at the club with IG chick

Met this girl on IG and she wanted to meet me at the cub for introduction and playtime if we hit it off. She told me her stage name, what she was wearing, and the…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Ok visit

I was looking for somewhere to visit that didn't have overwhelming smoke, so went to Subis as I haven't been here in a while. Although the main floor area doesn't have smoking, the booths…

Spot Lite

West Allis, Wisconsin

Sum of my opinions

I've lived in Milwaukee for almost two years now and wanted to sum up my feelings on this underappreciated bar before I move. In my most recent visit,a girl that I had previously had…

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If nicole1994 was accepting applications for futurr boyfriends, what do u think

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If u guys hate voting for liberal candidates that waste $$, then why vote for so

Talk about hypocrisy ? Lol. Even if u argue stronger border security is needed..that doesn't change the fact that the cost of one billion far exceeds the need to justify that one billion . Rmbr in elementary economics = costs should not…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

First time visit

Went in on a Sunday after the snow storm to complete my Seattle club visits. I had a few hours before dinner with friends in Seattle. The parking lot at 3pm was wide…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

The good the bad and the very very high

I started around 4:30 and left around 6:30. So the good was I spent 3 hours here and spent less than $100. There was no waitstaff so no pressure to buy more drinks (I got…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Not as private

As I believe other have mentioned, since the busy at FL, the impact is being felt at other clubs, including Fantasies. Came on a recent Tuesday afternoon and the club was busier than normal…

Green Door Lounge

Cheyenne, Wyoming

Don’t go out of your way

If you are in Cheyenne with nothing else to do, this is an option, but it is not worth going out of your way for. It is a small bar with a stage where girls…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

A little too trashy?

Had a long drive ahead of me to an account in Delaware before u left nj so figured I can stop by a place that’s pretty active during the day so Vic’s place it is. Heard…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Good club, ROB dancer, be careful

I was in Austin for work and stopped in, I've had great times at LS before. Lots of construction in the area made it a little weird getting in, and getting out back onto the…

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Feeding off of Boring Losers thread

Why do so.e dancers have breath that smells like poop?

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

Hot dancers, but no privacy

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon and was ready to play but this is not the club for that. The decor was 'fancy' but expensive non-alcoholic drinks and $10 cover was a turn-off. Chatted with a…

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Hay Juice Mane

Where can I get some good coffee two for one?

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Told my atf it was my birthday (it really was)

She tells her manager who proceeds to buy me not one, not two, but three shots. Should i wife this girl?

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A Club for Every Day (of the Week)?

Somewhat inspired by the 'Sunday afternoon in Miami' post, but mainly as a random thought...I found myself wondering how many clubs I've visited every day of the week. It seems to me that a place would have to strike a…

The Pink Pussycat Lounge

Tampa, Florida

Did want my money

Use to come often when was the Library Lounge. Could always count on a nice sleaze factor. That all changed with the remodel. The guy who took my money ($4)was wearing an…

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Daytona 500 - Nascar

The Great American Race was yesterday. Huge crash with 10 laps to go took out about 20 cars. Did you see it ? Nascar seems to have lost it's appeal. A few…

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Jacking Off While Jrivinng

Has anyone ever done this? I remember when I was a kid some old man my parents knew got in an accident. He was complaining that when the guy that hit him had a open porno magazine in his car. The…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

VIP experience

Went there during the week around 9pm so I thought it would be slow but it ended up being packed. A lot of older men sitting around the stage so I sat near the bag…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Lights are way too Bright!

I moved away from the DMV almost 5 years ago, but I've been coming back mainly bcuz fo this place and a few great friends. The bldg looks the exact seem inside and outside,…

Rumors Cabaret

Springfield, Missouri

Relaxing

It has been awhile since I was last in rumors, I went in around 8pm. Didnt recognize anyone first thing I noticed was some gorgeous breast. They were fake but nice.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Sat visit

Stopped in on Saturday. Rarely here on the weekend. Erica, Rosa, Samantha, Ruby, Tatianna, Andrea, Devon, Jillian, were all working. Nice choice to choose from, but…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Only takes on

I gave the girls a pretty average rating, which was right because they were pretty average. Sunshine is pretty but those laces on the legs are a hinderance. Denver is pretty enough but out of…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Thursday night visit

I've been here a couple times before but had been spending more time at Bogart's the last few years. Decided to give Criket a try and I had a good time even though I came…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Best of Beaverton?

Early evening. Clean inside, bathroom has no smell with soap and working towel dispensers. Don’t judge by the parking lot visible from the front as a lot of people park in back to…

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Charlotte 2AMer.

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (FOX 46 CHARLOTTE) - One person has been transported to the hospital with minor injuries following a shootout in the parking lot of a local west Charlotte strip club overnight, according to Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police. The shooting happened at…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

A good place to hang out and chill

Been several years since I went to leather and lace and charlotte. Was driving from raleigh to atlanta for my flight and stopped by. Took me awhile to find it as the train and other things…

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Seeking arrangement app

i was looking through my iphone last night and i noticed the sa app was missing. did FOSTA get to them?

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What works better for you: hookup apps or hookup sites?

In the past 4-5 years, I tried (and I am still using) at least 15 hookup apps (https://www.dailydot.com/irl/hookup-apps-2018/) and a bit more sites (https://onenightstand1.com/sex-hookup-sites) to arrange hook-ups. Tried almost everything but now I am on 4 hookup sites and 2…

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What happens if a stripper dies while you are fucking her?

Q. What happens if a stripper dies while you are fucking her? A. You save $50.

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To Founder: Good Work on Expanded Default View Option

Just noticed the site is working a lot faster and If i click on a club page I dont have to click on each review to expand the review. Makes browsing the site a lot easier.

House of Babes

Columbus, Ohio

It is what it is

I went here because I had been here a few years back and had a good time. It was Wednesday so I decided to start off hump day with some Lappers. I got there about…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

1st visit in 3+ years, OK but won;t hurry back

I was close by after a Saturday night dinner with a friend so decided to try it. Three years ago I moved to the other side of town and never quite found it worth…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Me Gusta Chicas...

Was in the neighborhood so I decided to stop in at Chicas for some latin flavor! Once again though, I find that parking lot to be an adventure in itself since the spots are very…

Hawthorne Strip

Portland, Oregon

Friendly Club - But Not Much Else

Bartender was nice. No cover, music was eclectic and controlled by the dancers. There was like a 10 minute period of silence. A couple dancers talked to me at the bar but weren't pushy.…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Good lunch stop

We stopped by for lunch, with an hour to waste. There was no one at the door, and no cover. Place was fairly empty. Only 5 or 6 other mongers. We sat at the bar, and a 30…

Le Cafe

Bethpage, New York

Ok, if you’re in the area, but there’s better.

I have been here about 4 times at various times. Girls are okay from the old and ugly to really attractive tall in her 20s. On a Friday night they had enough girls on and…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Monserrath is an honest hot MILF from Nogales, Sonora who's perfect for new mongers

She's 43 years old and has nice D cupish tits. She really takes her time with you and doesnt push for Arriba right off the bat. Over the course of my time with her, I…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Long Trek. Quick Pitch.

Trek I took a 40+ mile trek from down south to see for myself what the hubbub about was. Two things to keep in mind. First, I arrived at about 11:30ish on a Saturday. I know…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Not cheap but a great time

I arrived at penthouse on a Friday around 5 pm. Parking was 8 and cover 15 or 20, can’t remember. So I’m out like 25 or so just showing up. The door…

Sugar Daddys

Sauk Rapids, Minnesota

Another Saturday Night

Another Saturday night at Sugar Daddys. arriving at little after 5, there were only a couple of other players there. I look at the dancer board and see a big lineup for the…

Treasure Club

Hickory, North Carolina

Very Quick Visit

Never been to Hickory, but last Saturday I was driving through the area on I-40 and stopped for dinner and some quick recon on two clubs, Playhouse and Treasure Club. After a decent meal…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

I Like This Club, Though It's Not For Everyone

Was on my way home from visiting clubs in Charlotte and Hickory and made it a point to stop in to SSJ's from 10:30-12:00 on a Saturday night. The entrance is in the back…

Thee Playhouse

Hickory, North Carolina

Nice Club. Too nice for me.

Never been to Hickory, but last Saturday I was driving through the area on I-40 and stopped for dinner and some quick recon on two clubs, Playhouse and Treasure Club. After a meal at…

Candi Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Not a Lot of Mileage, but Still Enjoyable

As I and others have written, clubs in North Carolina, generally, and in Charlotte, specifically, are not that great, so if you're passing through and going to do some clubbing, you automatically have to lower…

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Why are Russian/Ukranian women so cold?

In NJ/NYC dancers usually fall into 4 categories. American (black, white), Brazilian, Latin (Dominican, Mexican, etc), and Russian/Ukranians. Each has its pros and cons. Usually my MO is to stick with Brazilians. They provide great GFE, sensual lapdances, and the whole…

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Another crossword clue.

Clue: Pitch a tent (4) Before seeing how many letters I was guessing GETHARD GETERECT GETABONER GROWWOOD

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Asian ass

Was in here around end of October. Sunday around 6pm this dark skin Asian Milf comes over and talked me into a dance. Her very existence is my weakness so it wasn't as hard to…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Best BANG for your buck is on Monday / Tuesday

I've been there several times on a Monday / Tuesday. Hotel Cascadas offers VIP discounts for those two days, so buy the card on Monday, and on Tuesday you'll receive a nice discount. In addition,…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Saturday Afternoon

Normally don't go to the day shift visits but decided to kill some time. About eight or nine girls working and about 15 or so customers. Grabbed a bear and sat down on the couches.…

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Take a rest jackslash. :)

Q: Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper? A: Because she kept putting fake tits in his face! Q: What do you call a male strip club? A: A cockpit. Q: What do you call a…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

new girls

HI everybody, This mid afternoon review so I was getting during shift change. So about 6 girls. There were 2 new girls. One was a dirty blond and another was a Asian…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Fun in the Afternoon

I've been here a few times. Its always been fun and laid back. Good drinks, nice women. I usually hang out downtown at night when I'm in Portland, so I'll hit up the neighborhood clubs earlier.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Saturday night so

So I stopped in Saturday night at 8 pm. Crowd was not too bad. Courtney was working the bar. Small cute girl and very energetic. Talk to her she is nice. Great addition to the…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Changes...But Not Good Changes

I stopped in on Tuesday, early afternoon. I had an hour to kill before my next appointment so what better place to go that the Blue Moon. I paid my $12 at the door and…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Finally Gave In at Red Room

I've been a long time Block patron and have always thought of The Red Room as one of the best. It is a bit rough around the edges, but I can always find something…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Second visit..Monday evening

So last time I went on a Thursday and there were only handful of girls. Could sense the potential This time I decided to try the Monday where they had the 30 minute special which is…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Going down

PTs used to be my fav place, with lot of good looking girls, girl selection has been going down since last year or so. I been there today and last saturday, the place was not…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Comprehensive review

The Playhouse Lounge in Burlington, New Jersey is in my opinion the most addictive strip club I have ever been to. I have been frequenting here for several years and I cannot keep myself away.…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

Cool spot, worth a visit

I have visited this place a few times, and never had a bad experience. Definitely worth a visit if you're in the area. There's not much going on in Post Falls, ID so you might…

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What's the difference between a dead stripper and a Cadillac?

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Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

Fun on a Cold Saturday Night

I've been here a few times, it's OK for Washington State, and there's only one other club in the Spokane area. What I like about this club: - Girls are nice. There's usually a variety of all…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Very rewarding

Business had me back in San Diego so I jumped at the chance to satisfy some personal needs that had been building up. As I passed through the curtains I came face to face with…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Hit and miss place. This time was a miss.

Wise Guys has always been a hit or miss place. I know that going in whenever I decide to try the place out. I check out their FB page once in a while…

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who do you want #metoo to take down next?

I would enjoy seeing Stephen Colbert's career and life decimated.

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Tuesday

I went in last Tuesday because had a few hours to burn early in the day. Club was relatively dark as normal but not many girls working so far. One of the things…

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I just got a massage from some DUDE!!!!

I was desperate. I was feeling like crap with headaches, and just muscle tightness all over. I heard this guy was the best massaeuse in town. So I went. And I got admit although it felt a little gay a…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Cheetah Hallandale Late Night Early Morning Recon Mission

Cheetah Hallandale has been a South Florida main stay for decades. Huge club with all the glitz and glamour. Nicely situated just off I-95 and Hallandale Beach blvd - it is a quick stop…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

Not Bad

I arrived at Cover Girls at about 9:30 p.m. There was plenty of open parking and no charge to park. The club looks pretty big and upscale from the outside, but the Greco-roman…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Saturday Evening Visit

First off they hardly get all nude. They want u to pay for that extra even though it's supposed to be all nude. Secondly theirs no alcohol whatsoever being served which is mind blowing to…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Decent Food, Decent Dances

This club bills itself at a “restaurant and cabaret.” I had just arrived in Houston, was hungry, and this place is near the airport, so why not? I arrived about 6:30 p.m.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Return visit

I was in town for business and stopped by. The club setup and the fees have been covered by everyone so I won’t rehash. Ultimately it’s either worth it for you or not,…

Zachary's

Mashpee, Massachusetts

It's winter, but still lively

FYI - Zachary's is on winter hours now - only open Thursday through Sunday. (Man, I wish the people who run this place would keep the info up to date - people drive by on…

My first time at a Strip Club

Flashback to 2006. I'm hanging out with my cousin whos 4 years older than me and I can't remember how it came up but he brought up the strip club and later that night we are in his car on the way to the local deja vu in town. It was the only strip club in town, the…

Vegas Strip Clubs

I wonder why some clubs in Vegas become intensely motivated to completely commercialize, which eventually ruins, their own reputation with customers. Obviously, the drive is based on profit, but, when they charge outrageous covers and insist on having regular events such as porn star features, the intimacy of moment is ruined and the clubs feeling becomes more public. Clubs that enter this realm Make me want to leave and never come back. I wonder if anyone else experienced anything like this in Vegas and what, if anything, are clubs doing to bring these customers back. I’ve always talked with my buddies about opening our own club someday in Nevada because we would make it how we want it…

How to earn money for Strippers, 2.

Since my last article was so successful I thought I'd write another one on investing. Been very busy, that's why I haven't followed up with another article in almost 9 years!! Market is obviously quite volatile nowadays. I think the markets will recover from their recent downtrends for at least 6-12 months. After that I'll probably be out of the market as signs of an impending recession should appear. But for 2019 we should be good. The big factor is Trump. After he is thrown out of office the market should really take off, but while he is in office you never know what he'll do or say. But now I…

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Why so many Budweiser haters on here?

I don't drink any alcohol anymore but when I did and drank beer it was usually Bud, sometimes a Miller. So many choices nowadays. Budweiser can't be the best selling beer in the USA for no reason. https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2018/07/04/top-selling-beers-in-america-budweiser-coors-heineken/36440871/ So what is your

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

First time

This review is for Saturday night Jan. 26th. I was going to a wrestling show but realized I couldn’t make it back to Erie before they closed, so I chose some T & A. I…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

South Florida legend

Had a free night on a business trip, I was staying 15 miles away from Tootsie's, so I figured why not? I hadn't been to Tootsie's for about 4-5 years, since my last trip…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Wasted Saturday Night

EB was horrible last night, I stopped by to see if I could find someone to spend some time with, someone with my interests but none seemed to pass. Not that I was asking for…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Saturday evening

Tried out the Blue on a Saturday evening around 9:30 PM. The place was pretty much dead. $5 cover charge and over $6 for a Corona. Maybe 12-15 dancers working with most on…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

And a player to be named later . . .

I was on my way from Houston to Dallas with time to spare, so I stopped off at the Church to kill time and see what was going on. I think this club is one…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Port-Hole in the wall

Visited based on recommendations on this site. Fist off this place is in a strip mall and there isn’t really any signage. the place is kind of small inside and not well lit. There is…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Choose Wisely

With PM, the key is to be patient. There are always 10+ girls doing their thang....always across the spectrum: big (a lot of big), small, tight, not so much, black, latin, white, and everywhere…

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OT: How Detroit's Capitol Park went from desolation to a hot destination

I used to work in downtown Detroit and it's nice to see that area coming back. Legend's strip club is not far from Capitol Park. https://www.freep.com/story/money/business/john-gallagher/2019/02/17/capitol-park-detroit/2880113002/

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Hit or Miss-- it was a miss

You've seen my reviews. Have not been there since New Years day. Finally had some time on my hands. Stop by and noticed a lot of the regulars did not show up this day. There…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

Nothing to see

Went on a Saturday afternoon and there were 3 people and only one dancer that was kind of bored. sat at the bar and bartender was kind of friendly. Dancer went on stage after she…

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How do i (questions regarding usage of the website)

I have some questions, that the features as they are laid out don't seem to have an answer for, but maybe the web gurus have some other ideas since this is php based, maybe some normal queries would work...... Is there…

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What is the difference between onions and strippers?

Q. What is the difference between onions and strippers? A. You cry when you cut up an onion.

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But that breath tho

New girl was looking hot on stage. Her moves weren’t super smooth, but her body was. She came over to chat and I realized she wasn’t as pretty as I thought. That’s ok because she was very friendly and engaging.…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Dancer Paradr

First time visiting Kittens and to my surprise, there was a bar next door to the club! Had heard that the bar and club were both owned by the same people. I like…

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March 1 2019 @ Treasure Club Greensboro NC

Feel free to join the party

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Latest trip.. Cayenne came through!

I visited PH this late afternoon with one girl in mind, Rayne! When I arrived, I saw her giving a barside lap dance and I gave her a wink, but before I could even settle…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Decent

This place is decent, relatively speaking. Unfortunately the club scene in NC just doesn’t compare to other places. That being said, the overall atmosphere of this place is fairly laid back. When I got there,…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Much better than last time

Off work early on Friday so decided to give Kahoots a try. Paid 5 dollar cover around 3pm and got a draft beer for 3 bucks. I was shocked to actually see several…

Centerfolds Showbar

Thunder Bay, Ontario

Not bad for a small town

Small club located in a busy part of Thunder Bay. This club is old and run down with no lights and no cameras in the parking lot. There are no barwatch like most of the clubs on…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I saw this tall new beautiful dancer today with nice

I saw this tall new beautiful dancer today with nice natural looking rack and ass with small waist. Has a flank tattoo. Her name is Sadie and she’s the hottest one yet. I didn’t get a dance today. Anyone had…

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what is the best grocery store for mongers?

in my area the whole foods has the hottest girls. @njb challenge accepted

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Tale of wasted time and PPS....

You can't assume anything about this place. Who checks the parking lot to see if it's crowded or busy? I did last night and it was full of cars, and late, so I…

Misty's at Drunk Horse Pub

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Closed by 7pm.

Checked out this place. A very divey smokey bar with nothing new on the premise. Smokey with a big open layout with two pool tables a small stage with a pole and not a single…

Secrets Cabaret

Jacksonville, North Carolina

TOBIES IS OPEN AGAIN

Tobies is open again with the same vibe but a new look. DJ booth is moved to the opposite side of the club near the entrance, new carpet, new furniture and new paint Job were…

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Nicole1994 is such a sweet girl comment on this post if u agree :)

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Politics

Back when the men on tuscl were in preschool, Donald trump wad their best friend

This post only applies 2 the dumb men on here who voted or supported trump . btw I am not a fan of Hillary either.

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Hotel room or in home strippers

Ever utilized this type of service? If you have have a stripper give you a great LD in the privacy if your own home is hotel then why bother going to the club.

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Pointless Saturday trip

So I am going to try to make this short trip a long enough review to get published I hope. My wife and I had been out for the night for a date night and…

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Another Club Closing

It looks like Scores in New Haven has to close by the end of March. https://www.nhregister.com/news/article/New-Haven-strip-club-evicted-from-building-13617740.php https://www.tuscl.net/app/listing.php5?id=2521

Politics

AOC issue?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2019/02/16/aoc-is-destroying-opportunity-for-fellow-democrats/amp/

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

A decent trip

Stopped by CWs a few weeks ago on a weekday afternoon. The 1st thing you'll notice about this bar is the step that you'll trip over while your eyes are still adjusting to the…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Under new management

This is a club that has slowly been declining for several years. This is because of an increasing "ghetto" feel to the club. Multiple managers have tried to reverse this but haven't had any success.…

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“When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The fore

Title says it all.

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

A few gems.

Last week I made the 45min drive to the Playhouse Longe and although I didn’t get the largest amount of mileage I did have a very enjoyable time. Plenty of parking at the location which…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

New temporary favorite

I have been to this location many times. This particular location has changed names several times and for some reason the previous clubs did not have any luck. Perhaps because it is in an industrial…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Cayenne

Arrived on a Thursday afternoon. Bartender Pat is always nice to see, definitely the most attentive of the wait staff. Day shift is always very strong here, with countless good options. I saw a…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Late

I hadn't been to Goddess in awhile so decided it was time to return. I went on a friday so i was hoping for a good crowd and also a good number of dancers and i…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Always check it out when I’m in town

I happened to be in phx this past week and had some free time in the afternoon so I swung by the club as the eye candy is sooo delicious there. The place was packed and…

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Are we in Vegas or San Antonio?

I’m just asking because the guy who sets the prices here has no fucking clue. Yo $40 for a dance in VIP! $40! $20 for an air dance on the floor. No touching the girls…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

I’m missing something

I’ve read reviews both public and shared with friends that tout this as the ballpark alternative. A trusted resource even suggests it’s the “next” local place to get extras done. A believable assertion considering all…

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Any Phoenix guys interested in rewards?

I flip the script and pay you instead. Use me for your pleasure and get a reward! jebbiejay at aol

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Joanna

Stopped in about a week ago about 3pm. I’d heard the talent starts to really fill up after 2pm and was in the mood for Sandy based on prior reviews, but heard someone takes a…

The Event Center

Dayton, Ohio

The party was happening!

So anybody who knows the history of this building and the clubs it has housed knows it had been spiraling downward for a long time. We finally have new owners/manager that are changing things to…

PinUps of Palm Bay

Palm Bay, Florida

I really dont get this club.

I went to Pin Ups around 10 on a Wednesday night. Since this is the club closest to me I tried to give it a shot instead opf driving to Cocoa Beach for the clubs…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Pleasantly Surprised on a Friday Evening

After basically striking out at Deliliah's (see my other review of today), I drove down Columbus Boulevard to Risque. I've been here a few times before, and always considered it "just okay" - mediocre…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Meh on a Friday Afternoon

I broke out of work early and decided to head over to Delilah's, which was a place I frequented in the fall but hadn't been in a couple months. For a late Friday afternoon…

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Wild zebra

Heard the wild zebra put in new vip booths can anyone confirm this

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Saturday evening fun

Normally I only hit this place up (any club for that matter) on day shifts as I find it to be much More enjoyable and the girls to be much more enjoyable. However, I…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Another great PH visit

Stopped in on Friday afternoon to a moderate crowd. Was immediately approached by Sue (I am guess she is the "Suzie") listed on the schedule. Brunette with long straight dark hair. Very…

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Largo man took hatchet to strip club after he was kicked out

He was kicked out "after he was unable to pay his tab for five Bud Lights, worth $26.25." https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/largo-man-took-hatchet-to-strip-club-after-he-was-kicked-out/1784693228

Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)

Watertown, Wisconsin

Nothing new

Been a while since i was at tnt/wild rose. It was pretty slow on arrival with no cover charge, which was nice for a change. There was roughly 6 or 7 dancers for…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Solid night as always

look, this place isnt cheap, but is still the kind when it comes to selection of girls in my opinion. rolled up with a few pals on a tuesday night. one of my friends had…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

City of brotherly, no make that sisterly love

Was in Philly for a few days, so ventured out to some old haunts. Went to Delilah's on Friday night. Overall the place has seen better days. In the past, they had…

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What's it called when a PL has sex with a dead stripper?

Q. What's it called when a PL has sex with a dead stripper? A. Cracking open a cold one.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I have become an Uber user exclusively in TJ, and

I have become an Uber user exclusively in TJ, and I happily tip them when I get a good ride. Even with the tip, you’re still getting a better ride for less then half what the taxis are hitting you…

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[VIP] VIP vs VIP vs VIP

One time a girl asked me buy a VIP room for like $400 or something. I just wanted lapdances, so we went to the VIP room for a couple songs. I think it’s confusing that they call both the LD…

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Back room makeout - common?

Made a club visit today and saw a dancer I'd met on a prior visit, very pretty model quality girl next door, nice personality. She recognized me, we talked for a bit and I took her to VIP. I…

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Another #MeToo casualty

'Cosmos' Bumped from Fox as Neil deGrasse Tyson Investigation Continues Fox has pushed Cosmos: Possible Worlds off its March 3 premiere date as host Neil deGrasse Tyson is investigated for inappropriate behavior. Sources tell The Hollywood Reporter that there's no update on…

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OT: I had read a while back that this could potentially cause a recession at som

An explosion in auto debt threatens consumer finances, advocacy group warns As Americans' appetite for new cars continues unabated, an advocacy group is sounding the alarm over the growing level of auto debt carried by U.S. consumers. In a report issued Wednesday,…

Politics

UBI ( Universal Basic Income )

UBI ( Universal Basic Income ) This idea has been around for a long time, known under different names. But now, in the wake of the lost 2016 Presidential Election, and maybe the demonstrated popularity of Bernie Sanders, it…

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Hand Jobs

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/hand-jobs-salon-causing-controversy-suggestive-name-223556200.html

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How Nicole spends her fridays..going to the park during the day and study at nig

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How do you treat dancers?

OK, I know this can open me up for some serious criticism. I was on another discussion board and the way one of the members was discussing how he treats an escort really caused me to look in general at…

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The Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift for a Scumbag

I have a great wife! She’s the best (so far)! I’ve had several wives including some whose reigns overlapped by a few years. Plus, I’ve had other guys’ wives. But I digress. This year my wife gave me…

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Just another wacky Floriduh strip club story.

PINELLAS COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) - A man damaged a strip club in Clearwater when he took a hatchet to the business after being kicked out of the establishment for not paying his tab, authorities said. William Andrew Roy, 35, of…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Where is Star?

Where is Star?

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Does anyone know why the girls at fantasies dont have

Does anyone know why the girls at fantasies dont have to wear pasties or keep their tops on during lap dances like other cluvs in Maryland?

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Best extras club in us

Diamond dolls vs follies vs flight club. I am going to have time to visit one all those cities short plane ride for me. I would be getting there on a saturday night leaving on a tuesday. Which city should…

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Best Miami area club on a Sunday afternoon?

Will be in town over spring break next month. Wondering of all the many clubs in the area, which would have the best selection of hot slender young cuties on a Sunday afternoon?

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“This country was founded by a group of slave owners who wanted to be. Am I righ

So they killed a lot of white English people in order to continue owning their black African people, so they could wipe out the rest of the red Indian people, in order to move west and steal the rest of…

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VIP

Why do all of a sudden I have VIP status?

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Why Jennifer Lopez Is Taking Pole Dancing Lessons

She is playing a stripper in her next movie. She's pretty hot for a woman who turns 50 this year. https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/why-jennifer-lopez-is-taking-pole-dancing-lessons.html/

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What happened when the West Virginia stripper said, "Daddy, pass the gravy."

Q. What happened when the West Virginia stripper said, "Daddy, pass the gravy." A. Her dad, her uncle, her cousin, and her brother all reached for it at the same time.

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How often do you get tested and have the results ever been positive?

Tell me.

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OT: More Californians are considering fleeing the state as they blame sky-high c

LOS ANGELES — A growing number of Californians are contemplating moving from the state — and not due to wildfires or earthquakes but the sky-high cost of living, according to a survey released Wednesday. The online survey, conducted last month by…

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POF?

There have been some discussions about dating and sugar baby websites here. This instance didn't turn out very good for the guy. Everyone, male and female needs to be careful regarding meeting people online. https://www.cleveland.com/crime/2019/02/woman-accused-of-killing-garfield-heights-man-she-met-on-dating-website-stealing-from-his-home.html

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Was the SJcreep in Cleveland in 2014?

This explains his fondness for parking lots. And was he out of duct tape at the time or was this his old school method? https://www.cleveland.com/metro/2019/02/man-intentionally-hit-woman-with-car-then-raped-her-in-cleveland-parking-lot-police-say.html

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Would you take a new PL to HKGC for their first time or to a local club?

Would you want to give them the best experience first or start them slow and expensive?

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OT: LOL - IDK why this made me laugh

Tesla introduces 'Dog Mode' to keep your pets from getting too hot Tesla officially introduced a new feature on Thursday called "Dog Mode" that aims to keep owners' pets comfortable while left unattended in the vehicle. "Dog Mode" keeps climate control on…

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PROSTITUTES ON LINKEDIN

I saw this hot chic in a bikini on linkedin who says she's an independent business owner and then there were lost of them under "people also viewed". are these whores?

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@Skibum is Brett kavanaugh ur bff...I thought so

Time to go back to my hmwk ok bye

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Uncle Sam can be pretty-generous sometimes

How one man received a $980,000 tax refund There are big tax refunds, and then there are $980,000 tax refunds. Ramon Christopher Blanchett, of Tampa, Florida, and self-described freelancer, managed to scoop up a $980,000 tax refund after submitting his self-prepared 2016…

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Vegas during March Madness

Will be heading to Vegas for the first weekend of the NCAA basketball tournament. Things have changed in Vegas since the last time I was here for the tourney. Seems like all of the Strip casinos have these “viewing parties”…

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Amazon Will Pay a Whopping $0 in Federal Taxes on $11.2 Billion Profits

Those wondering how many zeros Amazon, which is valued at nearly $800 billion, has to pay in federal taxes might be surprised to learn that its check to the IRS will read exactly $0.00. According to a report published by the…

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Was this awful?

An annoying young co-worker has a wife and two kids, with a third on the way. His wife isn't feeling especially amorous, and the dumbass kid starts telling me that his plan is to use some of his overtime pay…

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Amazon says it will not build a headquarters in New York

Amazon will not build a headquarters in New York City following mounting opposition, the company said in a statement Thursday. Amazon said it does not have plans to reopen the search for a replacement location. The company will continue to build…

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I think they would

Nancy Pelosi warns GOP that a Democratic president could declare gun violence a national emergency House Speaker Nancy Pelosi warned Republicans on Thursday that a future Democratic president could declare gun violence a national emergency. Her comments to reporters came shortly after…

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The next Usain Bolt? Meet the 7-year-old sprinter who might be the fastest kid y

He already has a nickname: Blaze the Great. He has been called “the next Usain Bolt,” and it may not be hyperbole. He has a growing Instagram following that just topped 300,000 and viral videos all over the place. He…

Keeders Show Bar

Jackson, Michigan

Ran into a dancer who goes by the name Maddie.

Ran into a dancer who goes by the name Maddie. Anyone have any info. Invited me to come visit but a 100 mile trip might be too long for this neighborhood bar?

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Common stripper question

"So - have you been here before?" Part of me thinks it's just an ice-breaker or just something to talk about - but a part of me thinks she either wants to know if I know what the club is about…

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"How much did you bring?"

How do you typically handle that question from a dancer?

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Rate this girl !

Something is wrong if you don't like this : https://www.instagram.com/autumnfalls_xo/?hl=en https://twitter.com/autumnfallsxoxo/status/1057128189489639424?lang=en

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Who would you rather Ocasio-Cortez or Ilhan Omar?

I'd like to bend both of them over in front of congress and give them a pounding: Your options A) Ilhan Omar B) Ocasio Cortez C) Both Its a shame hot conservative women only work for fox news or in the kitchen.

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Happy v day ! I bought myself jewelry and chocolates..u guys should buy ourselve

Ok

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Budget Deal

The budget deal places severe limits on the ability to stop illegal immigration. There are probably lots of other land mines buried in its 5,000 pages but here is what we already know. Trump must decide by tomorrow whether to…

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What is the most appropriate Valentine's Day message for your ATF?

Q. What is the most appropriate Valentine's Day message for your ATF? A. "Your money's on the table." Q. What is the difference between a calendar and a PL? A. A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day. Q.…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

This club might catch up with HK and Adelita soon,

This club might catch up with HK and Adelita soon, may be by summer. They also have a limo to take you to/from the border.

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The Detroit Dirty Show

https://www.metrotimes.com/detroit/now-in-its-20th-year-detroits-dirty-show-is-flirty-dirty-and-thriving/Content?oid=20091910&utm_source=Metro+Times+-+Weekly+Newsletters&utm_campaign=85c8f2c8c0-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2019_02_13_04_34&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_0ccede7499-85c8f2c8c0-36699199

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Lol this review

" After battling with the Winter Lords once more was in the mood for strong drink and Eskimo pussay! Rolling in the place ain't too shabby and the woman are decent and lovely. Money makes a pretty good stretch at this…

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Non-Verbal Communication

So, at my last club visit, I had a best (for me) experience of unspoken communication between dancer and myself – both expressed and understood. She told me ‘I could take it up a notch’, and I asked ‘would…

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Met a brand new dancer. First night dancing.

Went to one of my favorite clubs last night. Very slow night, but the bartender informed me that they have a new dancer on board. The bartender wanted to inform her favorite “slut bucket” (apparently, me) of the new talent.…

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What was your most memorable strip club story

I've been going to strip clubs along time now. I even worked in the business before joining the Army, I'll save those stories for another time. My most memorable moment? Hmmm, wow I've had some amazing experiences in some clubs. But…

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Feeding off of Boringlosers thread...

Does getting an LDK in a Airplane shitter qualify as joining the mile high club. Or destroying an airplane shitter

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Feeding off @Warrior's discussion "Do you remember the 1st strip club you went i

Do you remember the 1st strip club you came in ? Did you enjoy it ? And is it still open ? I don't remember the club unfortunately but it was in Dade or Broward County (SoFla). My first lap dance, song…

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Toxic masculinity makes the image of men dependent on us women .lmao can't belie

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The fact that some men think they need to sexualize women to be masculine does n

Such logic demonstartes that you need us(women) to prove your "manliness" Fuck toxic masculinity...I have proved it is a complete paradox. Ok bye

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Police lieutenant accused of beating girlfriend, a strip club worker

"A Providence Police lieutenant is in trouble with the law after Warwick Police say he beat his girlfriend when he got home from his detail at the Wild Zebra strip club, the same place his girlfriend works." http://www.abc6.com/story/39952951/police-lieutenant-accused-of-beating-girlfriend-a-strip-club-worker

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Appreciate Yall

Look man I really do. From the reviews to the stories to jackslash's joke of the day (high comedy by the way sir, salute). Even the political socioeconomic commentary which I usually just scoff and lol @ but every blue…

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OTC during her period

So you get to the hotel with this hot ass girl, eager and ready to roll. Then she springs it on you that she is having her period. So what do you do? Limit your activities to a…

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TUSCL slow

It seems to me that with all the recent changes on TUSCL, loading a new page takes a lot longer. I don't mean like "go get coffee" slow. As an example, I open TUSCL off my bookmarks, it comes up…

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Dancer Tattoos

Do you ever ask dancers or even people in general about their tattoos and what they mean to them? Tattoos usually have some kind of special meaning to whoever wears them. I like to ask about them because I like…

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Why did the West Virginia stripper cross the road?

Q. Why did the West Virginia stripper cross the road? A. Because the Waffle House was across the street from the jail.

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What cities have the best high mileage clubs?

I currently HQ in the bay area, so SF is my mongering center. However, the clubs are not the best. Better than nothing, but I would like to go see what the rest of the country has to…

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dougster

why is this criminal using an alias. he was the embodiment of a loaded asshole using whores which is what a pl should be.

First strip club experience

Just like the title says I'll be talking about my first strip club experience. A bit of a background about my self. I been a tuscl member since 2012. I used to visit this site on a daily basis but the past 3 years I completely stopped logging in until now. I been going to strip clubs for the 12 years. Ranging from full nude to pasties and everything in between. Thankfully I have had more ups than downs. Anyways back to the subject My first strip club experience was at jaguar's in west Texas. I turned 18 years old that week I visited. My older cousin and his friends decided to pop my strip club virginity to say the…

Pussy Wedgies Do It for Me Every Time!

There are many ways a stripper can introduce herself to you. Some techniques are more memorable than others. The most common and perhaps the lamest is to simply slide up to your table with her boobs hanging out and ask if you want some company. It works if there is enough skin showing and it’s not too saggy, but it’s a rather lame and unimaginative introduction (at least in a strip club but I’d be hugely impressed if it happened in an elevator)! Another approach is to just plop down into an empty seat at your table, scoot closer and give you a vigorous stripper hand-shake under the table. Unless the gal is uniquely beautiful, I really don’t like…

My Wondrous Houdini Boxers

This is the tale of my wondrous Houdini boxers and how they changed my life. First, you must understand that during my early years as a strip club monger “table dances” were a new idea. There were no “lap dances” yet and “a good grind” back then referred to a good cup of coffee. Just as the lap dance were becoming available, I happened to own a pit of silk boxers that I later began to refer to as my Houdini boxers.” Lap dances in the early days were not the same kind of grinding, dry-humping experience they have become in our modern age of enlightenment. They were more subtle and there was usually some daylight (or even a…

The Proper Care and Feeding of Strippers

Precisely how should we relate to strippers - the women who will strip down to their masbcara and provide desploogination services to strangers for a fee? This is a question that has bedeviled the world’s greatest minds. Plato, Aristotle, Buddha, St. Thomas Aquinas, Leibniz, Hume, Locke, Groucho and Woody Allen have all attempted to set forth how we should relate to these women. The answer to this question remains elusive. It’s easy for some to denigrate strippers as soul-less, unscrupulous, STD-laden sluts who will do damn near anything for a few bucks. Yet, so many of us today are all too willing to hop in our cars and drive and make the pilgrimage through miles and miles of…