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Manscaping

How many of you mongers manscape. I trim pubic hair with scissors but dont shave.

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Windmill A-gogo, Pattaya City, Thailand (Imagine if follies was more liberal)

I am on vacation in Thailand right now. I'm in Pattaya and the best gogo I have been to is called Windmill A-gogo. http://www.windmillpattaya.com/ The place is two floors of action. Imagine if Follies was cheaper and, when you pay for VIP,…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Anyone going Memorial Day? It's gonna be my second

Anyone going Memorial Day? It's gonna be my second time there but my final tour.

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Ok for a tuesday night. Actually, pretty good

Stopped by about 10pm on a Tuesday. Uber brought me, so not sure the parking status... but it looked small. Cover was $10 I was suprised how small it was inside. Walking in, the place is small. Bar off…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

Great place

Trucker friendly environment, in a strip center that has adult book store at the end. Before 7 no cover after 7 it’s $5. There is a nice bar with a lot of selection and…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

New York, New York

I don't go here often. The club parking is problematic and that means I'll usually head out to the north or the south when in Austin. But I found myself in town for meetings and…

Booby Trap On The River

Miami, Florida

Off-peak is boring and painfully loud

Summary: Snazzy venue but in an industrial neighborhood. Music is VERY loud. Most dancers zaftig. Waitresses have snazzy-sexy uniforms. (Review applies to a Thursday, 21:30.) Prices: $10 before 22:00, $20 after. The website offers a free-entry…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Lucky but expensive

Came by after work event. Never been before. Comfortable atmosphere. Sat in one of the tables around the stage. The club had around 5 or 6 girls working. Was immediately…

The Mouse's Ear

Johnson City, Tennessee

Let’s get some talent in this place...

So I have been hear quite a few times. It’s the only Club in JC. It’s really a pretty average place. What a monopoly they have but still no talent. Lol What I would do…

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So you want a stripper to remember you?!

After visiting numerous SCs over the last 9 months, I have learned that you definitely get a good acting job played on you when you pay to play. The strippers are masters at making you believe that you are truly…

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Nothing changed

Haven't been here in 5 or 6 months as I said no use going back. But after long winter decided to give it another try. Stopped by after work around 5:30 on a Wednesday. Paid…

Mile High Club

Humble, Texas

Hidden suprise

I went to the Mile High Club on a Thursday night. Its not an easy club to spot. There is one billboard in the parking lot and a courtesy van with the club name on…

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My sister told me I would make a good nurse. I think it would be fun..what y'all

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Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

It's over, Johnny!

I've read a lot of the garbage on the other board and it seems like you always have to take that stuff with a grain of salt, but having seen names that have been on…

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Where did the Pussycats go?

This place has been a regular stop for me, but over the last few months I haven't been around much. Over the last couple of weeks I dropped in a few of times.…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The one gem working that day

I was in Vegas for a conference and wanted to try out a club. They had tryouts going on that day and the stage was empty long periods of time between dancers. I was greeted…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Benji

Everyone that goes here knows what this place is like. I don't think most guys are going here for the ambiance of the place, rather they are here to enjoy the fun in the…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Nice night

I visited Dream Girls Detroit on a Friday night. Just like any club. Some visits are good, some visits are ok and then… some are great. This visit was great. To…

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Dental Dams

Feeding off of PaulDtake’s discussion, how many hardcore SCers actually use a Dental Damn when DATY?

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

High milage "lap" dance

My first trip here. She said her name was Unique. Whatever. Black girl with huge tits and too much perfume. She came and sat next to me and introduced herself and was very friendly. My…

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Poll: Which review should I write?

I'm having a difficult time deciding which HKTJ review write and submit, so I will let the TUSCL community decide. Which review would you prefer to read? 1. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly 2. Just What the Doctor Ordered 3. Who's…

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MUCH AS I LIKE DRINKING - FUCK THIS I'M QUITTING BEFORE THIS HAPPENS

https://drugabuse.com/is-alcohol-wreaking-havoc-on-your-sexual-performance/

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The Best Gifty Evah

What is the best gift you have ever given to someone and who did you give it to? My best gift was a gift from me to myself for my 40th birthday. I saved my bonus up; worked out…

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OT: AAA Vacations ?

Anyone ever done a AAA (auto club) vacation package - if so how was it - good, bad, ok?

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Baltimore

I’m headed to Baltimore soon and have several questions after reading some reviews. I’ve only been to Baltimore one other time, and when there I went to a club on the outskirts of town that I think was called…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

back room is closed off so very little privacy for dances

Showed up around 10pm the Friday before last (4/5/19). Went through the metal detector and paid the $15 cover and I was in. On this trip it was their 30 anniversary party all day/night so…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Good second visit

As the review title states, this is my second visit to Tj's. I came here with a couple of friends after a night of drinking on a Friday night. It costs $10 to enter and…

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Want to become a Detroit stripper?

Want to become a Detroit stripper? Or waitress? Or shot girl? Motorcity Showgirls, a company that does hiring for such clubs as the Penthouse, Coliseum and Flight Club, has an online application. Go to…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

NYC Mainstay

It had a been a while since I stopped by G2000, and I swung by around 10PM on Saturday night. Cover was $15 with a mandatory coat check, which I paid after going through…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Afternoon Delight

Yet another business trip and yet another visit to the Criket. I was tempted to try the Flight Club, but the limited time I had to spend and the general comments about the prices…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Sweet but low mileage...

Stopped by early afternoon. Usually quiet time of day and only 4‐5 dancers. The talent today was lacking. I wanted to see Mikayla who was supposedly in the club but never saw her. This is…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Desire unfulfilled

Ben hearing all this good stuff about. Desire and went to check it out. Drinks were fairly priced, but I was never offered the $25 for $20 special, although it was advertising, would have…

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Feeding on LL18's Best Bottoms thread

I'm conflicted on what to wear to a club. Do y'all have any suggestions? Does the location and sophistication of the club play into it? How about the time of day? I usually wear Levis with a golf shirt.

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Same old talent this day

Made a mistake of getting to the Hole too early. A little after noon and nobody dancing. Finally Moon, and Lacey made their way out of the dressing room. Laney came by and knowing what…

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tips???

hi everyone what is a good tip to give for a 20 dollar lap dance if you were happy with the mileage and over all experience? thanks

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Same story as the first time - locals rule the club

I made my second visit here in March to see if it could be better than my first visit. The place has a great, clean feel to it but the girls only sat and talked…

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Best Bottoms

C9 by Champion running shorts. Apparently only available at Target. Moisture wicking, fast drying. The thinnest material I have ever seen!

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Shimmers in SE

Shimmers is on a busy street with a small less than noticeable driveway. Not much to look at on the outside but inside is totally different. Well lit and somewhat festive and larger…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Second Tax Break

Feeling more relaxed and up for a little adventure, I decided to stop in at Fantasy World. I arrived after midnight and found the parking lot was very full. (Had not seen it like this…

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Limited options but can be awesome

Quick caveat - I work graveyard shift on weekends, so I'm never going to get to a club during prime time. With that said, this club was mixed. There were about 7 girls working, with…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Tax Break !

Saturday night, I was working late organizing piles of paperwork in my office hoping to meet that April 15 deadline on Monday and I decided to take a break. Arrived before midnight, the usual ID…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Total rip-off from the start

Was in Vegas for a trade show and based on some great recommendations from fellow conventioners I decided to give this place a try. There was actually a little bit of a line to…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Monday Surprise

Stopped by the club with a friend for the first time in three years. This is not one of the larger clubs but it's clean and has a nice vibe going on. I…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Quite a Handful

DDs stands out on the corner of Powerline and MLK Boulevard. Although I self-parked, as others mention it's $2 collected before you walk in. The cover was collected by a lovely babe at…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Quiet but Not Bad Late on a Sunday

After my adventure down in Pompano I headed back to my hotel, but saw this on the way back and decided for a nightcap. Tucked away in a long parking lot inside a…

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What crime is committed by tranny strippers?

Q. What crime is committed by tranny strippers? A. Male fraud.

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

I don't understand how this place is getting high ratings. I cannot agree

I've been here about 3 times in the last 18 months. Each time I arrived about 11:30pm -- 12:30am and stayed 45-90 minutes. Each time the place was dead, dead. The beer prices were finebut the…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

The House is a unique DC club...there's decent mileage!

This was my third visit to the House. Please see my other reviews to get a feel for the place. I arrived around 9pm. Girls were dancing on each stage, but there were not a…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

A surprising return visit to Subi’s

I had not visted any club for several months, and we all know that eventually we have to scratch the itch. My opportunity came on a Friday afternoon after a meeting in Detroit ended…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Club manager made it worth my while

I visited on a Saturday night at 10PM, and had a great time mostly due to the manager helping me out. The club is very nice with a long stage in the middle, couch…

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How to avoid getting Herpes?

So I have been kicking around the possibility of graduating up the extras ladder. However despite a million public health websites about the risks of getting an STD there isn't much tangible information. If I decide to do anything it…

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Trends in erotica

Years ago I saw a cartoon of a naked woman sitting up in bed with her man’s head between her spread thighs. The caption says, “Eat, eat, eat. Doesn’t anyone fuck anymore? In the 60’s I ate my first…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

Hasn’t changed...That’s good

Started coming here over thirty years ago, but it’s still good. Don’t get here too often as I don’t like Cal. My son used to live here, briefly, so made more trips than normally. Only was…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Slightly better

Was at the hiliter this sunday after a long time. Reached there around 4ish. As i entered, the guy who was occupying the corner seat by the wall was leaving, so i was able to…

Tango's

Olathe, Kansas

Pleasantly surprised

Wanted to visit Bonita Flats but it was closed. Decided to hop across the highway to see what was happening at Tangos. Always been a little disappointed in the talent here but figured what the…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Spectator

My first review on this site. I was hanging with some friends Friday evening. We dranked and joked about going to the strip club which we did lol. Were around 22-25 of age but had…

Silk Exotic Downtown

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

sinclair's Review

I visited the Silk Exotic Downtown on a Wednesday night around 20:00. There was a $10 cover charge at the door. I was only the fourth patron inside. Happy Hour is from 19:00 to 22:00…

The Other Place

Fond du Lac, Wisconsin

sinclair's Review

The Other Place has not been reviewed in two years, so I thought I would check it out while working in Fond du Lac. The long, narrow building is on US 45 right next to…

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Smash that like button

And ring that bell for good luck

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Back Again

With my theme song https://youtu.be/i63cgUeSsY0

Medusas Playhouse

West Babylon, New York

Fun night at from swinging, glory holes fun and a TS surprise

I was in the area and called around. None of the girls I liked we're at any nearby clubs so a friend of mine mentioned world 2 has some private events. So I called and…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

Apparently Closed for remodeling

Was looking forward to my visit to Bonita Flats as it has been a year or so seen I was last here. Always liked this place, cheap beers, cheap dances. No privacy, but still a…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Solid affordable spot

This is a sightly older review (6 months) but hopefully worthwhile for everyone. Once you get up the steep stairs, hopefully you don't need to wait too long (I arrived around 10pm and went right in).…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

I Definitely Enjoyed Myself

I showed up late on Sunday night for my first time here. As soon as I parked and got out of my car, I liked the vibe. The entrance door was open so…

Scores Gentlemen’s Club & Steakhouse

Mooresville, North Carolina

Nice venue, hot hostess, girls were decent, layout was odd

I really went there for a drink because it was close to my hotel, but the venue was nice. Was able to use a coupon to get in for free, so that was good.…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

Boring as boring can be

When I went here, there were two strippers and the bartender. One stripper was some old lady and the other was a young girl that was heavier set and just started. I was…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Get there Early on Thursdays

Got to Synn around midnight. Thursdays offer the 2 for 20 and 75 VIP deals. Thursday night there it is always crowded, but usually after midnight the crowd is not as bad as 10PM. This…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Not bad

Went in for a drink to relax. It’s your neighborhood spirts bar with tits. Kinda strange no girls taking stage , too early I guess. Had a couple shots of Tequila. Not many PLs in…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Let down

I moved back into the area after a long time away. I grew up at Alex's in my 30s now but when I was 18-23 I came here with my friends and it was…

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

Quiet & Friendly

Visited at lunch hour. As is usual this time of day, customers mostly elderly (like me) plus a couple of 30ish guys. Four dancers, ranging from 5 to 7. All pleasant, bartender pleasant. Prices about…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Great place for lunch and fun!

I arrived at CRC a little after 2pm but still got in for the lunch special. The staff here is always very friendly. I got served promptly and had the 5.99 slider special.…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Just missed it

I went in around 1:30 for the 12 dollar dances. I used the free admission pass from their website so I could wave the cover charge. When I sat down it the waitress said I…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Unexpectedly Dead

I stopped in while visiting St Patrick’s Day. Bourbon Street was hopping, so I thought there would be at least a little action going on even in the mid-afternoon. I popped in, ordered a beer…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Vegas Nights

I was in Vegas and decided to spend a night hitting the local strip clubs. First on the list was Sapphire. As described, it is huge and if not busy, seems desolate. Thursday was pretty…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Different name, same quality

I pulled up here around 6pm and the parking was free. Anyone familiar with this spot knows the parking lot isn't the best around. The cover was free and once I walked in understood why.…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Quick visit

Had a small amount of time to kill, so stopped in the afternoon. Had to park all the way down the side street, ordered my Amstel light and all seats taken so stood by…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Ok visit

Stopped by looking for a beer and a few dances on my way home. Just a couple of PLs at the bar. About 3 more spread around the place. I saw Mustang tied up with…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Back at it

Pulled in to a half filled parking lot. No scan on entry. Got a seat along the wall. Ordered a 7&7 and waited for the talent to roll by. A few Cubans on their phones…

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Paradise

7 days till paradise! Wooooo

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A 700 Pound Gasoline-Powered Vibrator

It’s springtime so once again I’ve got the bug. I’m seriously considering the purchase of a brand new 2019 Harley Davidson Fat Boy (114). https://www.harley-davidson.com/us/en/motorcycles/2019/softail/fat-boy/detailed-specs-and-pricing.html I had a Fat Boy once before. One of my girlfriends at that time referred to it…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sunday Sausage Fest

Went on Sunday afternoon. Giving myself half an hour, if things weren't good. I was gone in my half an hour or so. Nobody on stage when I went in. Lots…

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Cc99 asked about tuscl members that you guys miss. Are there any tuscl members y

LOL.

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Only game in town

If you find yourself in Asheville, this will be your only choice of adult entertainment. With that said, you could do far worse. The girls here are attractive. They will be all…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

Don't come to this place

25 dollars for cover. 25 dollars comes with a soft drink. Club was dead. No one was on stage. No customers but charged 25 dollars for cover. My dumbass friends…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Enjoyable First Visit

I had a little bit of time to kill on a Sunday afternoon, so I decided to visit Johnny A’s Hitching Post. Not having been here before, I decided it was time to check…

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Articles

Couple of good stories published in Articles section today.

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Worth a visit!

I stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon around 2:30 PM. The club is really dark, so upon entry I needed to take a couple minutes for my eyes to adjust. I was pleasantly surprised to…

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They asked me where do I see myself 15 yrs..my response was the federal bench ,

Jk. A girl can only seen rite?? Btw I date FEDERAL BENCH.not state.lol..but state would be fine too. JK I DONT WANNA BE ON ANY BENCH I JUST WANT U.S SENATE SEAT LOL.

Blue Diamond

Louisville, Kentucky

Hit or Miss

I was in Louisville for business and decided to go out. There are a few parking spots in front and more in the back on the right past the building. The main area is open…

Rumors Cabaret

Springfield, Missouri

Nice local place with a comfortable feel

In town fire a few days and decided to checkout the local entertainment scene. Rumors popped up on my search being near my hotel and rated highly with topless dancers. Not being familiar with the…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Dinner with a view more than a strip club experience

This was my third trip to Good Guys so I knew what to expect. This is DC and the SC experience isn't the same as many other destinations but its a regular work trip and…

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I wonder what it must be like to claim that one is not a misogynist, yet view wo

Ok Can't really view women as more than objects when you guys get turned on from them dancing on u while knowing that they aren't into you. The only logical alternative explanation is that , you pay them to pretend to…

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Wonder what it must be like to think with my pussy rather than my head ..wouldn'

Ok

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Best Strip Club I've Ever Been too

Loved this place - I was with a few friends on a ski trip and we randomly decided to head here before hitting the mountains the next day. Well worth it. We walked in an…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

Clearly the Minors-but possible to find someone to call up

First - this place only serves beer so you should know that going in, but one of the dancers said you could bring your own booze in. The stage setup is pretty cool. There is…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Expiration date

Here's the thing. Don't think of this as a strip club or even a bookstore. Think of it as a convenience store where the inventory is limited and nothing is fresh. But remember -…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Slow Saturday

Stopped by LS a few Saturdays ago. Place was slow. I came to see if there was a specific dancer working that was there the last time. Her name was something like…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Three Forks, Montana

Best in the Mountain West

Let's start with club vibe. The place is well lit, clean, etc., with a steakhouse restaurant on the left and the dancing venue on the right. The bouncer was respectful, and the atmosphere was above…

Spearmint Rhino

San Jose, California

Dead club

This is my second time here. The first time it was a weeknight and busy. It was new and there were a lot of girls working then. Last night I decided to try them again.…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

New Daytime Hours and Pricing

On 3/31/19 the MBOT twitter account posted that they were changing their hours to open at 11:30am. I was interested as it opens up another lunchtime lapdance option in SF. As far as…

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I will have to go clubbing with no pants

I have recently lost some weight. I had to drill new holes in my belt. I don't like wearing a belt to the club and all my pants fall down without one. I guess I will have to go pantless

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Stripping PERMIT?!?!

I can’t ( for undisclosed reasons ) get a permit to be a dancer in Georgia. Other than oasis, I don’t know of any other clubs that do not require you to have a permit does anybody know anything…

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Ahhhh, so that is why

This fully explains why Alabama has voted for the Republican presidential candidate for every election since 1980, or at the least why they haven't voted for the Democratic candidate. https://law.justia.com/constitution/alabama/CA-245722.html Straight from the State Constitution US Law Alabama Law Alabama Constitution SECTION 182 "Certain persons disqualified from…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Still one of my go to spots

Stopped by Cabaret late last friday to see what was going on. There were about 10 dancers working, ranging from 5-9 in terms of looks. i sat down at the end of the bar and…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Killer babes for a rainy Thursday dayshift

Visited on a Thursday afternoon. No cover at 2PM. Ordered a bottle of domestic beer for $3.75. About 5-6 customers and an equal number of dancers on a rainy dreary afternoon. But I did…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Quiet Monday Afternoon maybe the best time

Club Rio is one of my favorites. Jade, Melina, Venum and Angel were working. After paying $5 for admission, I sat down and had a glass of wine for $7.75. Angel was dancing and I…

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OT: Bernie Sanders

Watched the Bernie Sanders Fox News town hall in Bethlehem, Pa., on Monday evening. Very good night from Bernie Sanders... Performed way better than I had expected... Apart from his age, there was lots of positives from him last night... His responses were…

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Strippers who lose custody of their kids

I'm running into a lot more of this nowadays and it never ceases to sadden me. It may be because I'm a Dad and cannot fathom my kids growing up without their Mom caring for them, idk. Almost…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

First time back in a while

It’s my regular go to club. While the review title says first time back in a while, that’s not completely true as my previous visits were just for a quick drink and then out. This…

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Former NYPD cop pleads guilty to disability scam while working as strip club sec

https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny-nypd-disability-scam-20190415-ruq4lvangjhzrhdgwu6eni7hte-story.html

A Favorite Strip Club Experience

This would have been about eight years ago, in a well-known Philadelphia topless club. The club in question is about 90% WOC, and in particular has a succession of college-age spinners who I presume are working their way through school for a few years before moving on to real jobs. The girl - Jazmine - was 22, about 5'7", slender, B-cup breasts, tight ass, shoulder-length wavy locks, adorable smile. She came on to the lower bar stage to perform and hit the pole with impressive athletic energy. Except within about three sharp tugs, the whole thing gave way from the ceiling! Never seen anything like it before in a club. Metal and plaster everywhere, the poor girl thrown to the…

How I lost 5 grand on an air dance

Friday night. Los Angeles, California 2011, Warm Spring night I was feeling good that night. I was feeling real good. Good as I ever would. So good I had mad wood. It hit me hard. Not quite as hard as my dick but still pretty hard. Strip Club. It had to be. Yes sir. There could be nothing else. I knew the outfit I needed. When shit just absolutely has to happen. When you bring big funds you got to bring out the big guns. Big fun. I throw on my three piece white suit, Rick Dugan classic. Looking sexy as all hell. Downtown I go. Grin on my face. Playpen is the place. Walk in. Clearly I’m the sexiest…

What I want to see sexy women wearing

Naked from head to toe with her legs spread. That's my favorite vision of a beautiful woman. I'm sure I'm not alone. Unfortunately, in America they frown upon that scene, at least in public places (Thank heaven for Tijuana!). So if a woman can't be naked, except at the handful of clothing optional beaches and whatever nude bars there might be in the U.S., what's the next-best thing? What do you like seeing a hot woman wearing in public? Here's my list: Bikini: Nothing more sexy than seeing an attractive lady in a two-piece swimsuit. From the ample cleavage protruding out of the top, to the sexy midriff, to the shapely hips not fully covered by the bottom to the shapely legs, hot gals…

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Nipple play

Many years ago when I was 18 I dated a girl that was into nipple play. I let her just so I could play with her’s. Any one else have thoughts on this???

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Solid Club in an otherwise desolate area.

While sitting in my hotel room, I decided to visit a strip club. Since I was in Nowhere Indiana, nothing was too close. Still I decided to make the drive to the famed Hip Hugger.…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Variation is the theme

I went late Sunday afternoon about 4-5 PM and there about 7-8 patrons and one dancer. The dancer did not dance, but walked around the bar soliciting lap dances. Then she would go…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

The Truth About Lust

Girls I liked best 1st Nevaya she is a Jamaican and Dominican girl who does crazy pole tricks and gives real nice dances and her body is fit but her skin is surprisingly some of…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Quick hit and run

Stopped by on a late saturday afternoon / evening , approximately 6:30 pm. standard pat down at the entrance , $5 cover. this saturday is was a s crowded as I…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Monday night of fun.

So i was in town for business which involved a very Churchy group so i felt i had a free pass to go have some fun at BD's. i got there about 9 pm…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Thursday Special

My last visit on a Friday was really,but decided to go on Thursday..the catch was the special. Walked in to the club..Bar area downstairs and dance up stairs. Walked in, saw about 5 girls.. An asian came…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Quick Visit

just moved into town and decided to check out some clubs. by chance i stopped into scarlett's. it was $10 at the door, one mandatory expensive non-alcoholic drink minimum. i guess tampa doesn't allow…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

Not Great but OK

The first thing I'd like to mention is if you value privacy and anonymity, this is not the place to go. I don't know when they started this but on this night, the door guy…

Heartbeats Exotic Nightclub

Springfield, Michigan

Not Great, Not Bad. Would go back

A buddy and I started our Battle Creek and Jackson SC evening at this place. I had never been to BC clubs before but needed something different from the Jackson selection. Upon arriving around 9:00,…

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What does it mean if a stripper is screaming "pineapple, unconstitutional, Phila

Q. What does it mean if a stripper is screaming "pineapple, unconstitutional, Philadelphia, fettuccine"? A. She forgot the safe word.

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Changes - but not for the better. Boring time.

This review is for a visit on Wednesday 04-03-19, mid-afternoon. After I got here I realized it’s been over a year since I was last here. As in the past there was no cover…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Best of the DC area

First off, ya gotta understand that DC is slim pickins when it comes to monging. The clubs in the District are generally no-touch, or kinda sketchy. For a decent lapper from a chick thats nice…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Not worth going in

I went on Tuesday to Scarletts and the place was practically dead. I was charged 10 bucks cover to get in the afternoon because it was $2 Tuesday. For the drinks being cheap the trip…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Cute, miniature version of a SR, but excellent.

I do business in WPB a few times a year and this is my go-to spot. Drinks are cheap for a higher end strip club, $8 to $10 for a mid range mixed drink is…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

More Extras at TJ's

Several months back, I wrote a review Extras at TJ's. I'm from out of state so only get to go to TJ's on business once or twice a year. I couldn't wait to…

Getaway Rockin' Country Go-Go

Portsmouth, Virginia

May be my new go to club in Virginia....

Much like other strip clubs in the area. I have been here once before and the experience was similar. Part of the Headlights club group. $5 cover, drinks are about $3.00 for beer and a…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Pretty good for after 2am

Came in Saturday after leaving a late night event downtown. Initially tried Onyx bc it was closer to my hotel, but being from out of town I didn’t know it was closed. At this point…

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What if gravity stipped working?

Would I fall off the earth and get abducted by aliens?

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Heck of a lot more fun than Boston

I'm currently based out of Boston, but decided to take a trip to Providence to check out the SC scene. After a lackluster visit at Desire, my friends and I made our way over to…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Familiar Faces Return

Decided to stop by after work since I hadn't been by for a while to relax and miss rush hour. Inside still the same except for a new troll in the restroom, always make that…

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Miss touching men's faces and playing with their ears:((((( men r so cute and ha

Ok LOL

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Just a meh experience at 5pm

The club entrance has a desk collecting the cover charge - $5 at about 5pm when I arrived. They give you a wrist band with payment, presumably so you can leave and re-enter…

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This is funny

https://www.tmz.com/2019/04/15/day-spa-robert-kraft-lawsuit-civil-rights-video/

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Good visit

Arrived early Saturday evening before is became busy, a couple weeks ago. In fact there were only 4 customers there, from what I could see and around 10 dancers. I prefer these odds,…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Nice Evening

Visited several times in a week. Most dancers were attractive and reasonably nice, with varying, but fairly low mileage. Friday, Katrina made it all worthwhile. She is tall, good looking, articulate and…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

If you're not one of the suites, then don't bother

My first stop was going to be Mpire. But I didn't love the fact that they wanted to scan my license so I decided to check out Camelot instead. First things first. The girls are…

Elite Cabaret Gentleman's Club

Tempe, Arizona

So so experience

I arrived to a nearly empty parking lot. Walking in to the club found a seat and got a beer. I was approached by an overweight white trash looking stripper. She smelled like vomit…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

With friends is cheaper, you can share the beer bucket

With friends is cheaper, you can share the beer bucket and the hotel double beds, and group sex is more fun. Google chicabow, a forum dedicated to TJ with photos and intel.

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The Gym

I'm not shy nor am I intimidated by a beautiful women, I always like to see where a smile and good conversation gets me: sometimes a phone number, a date, and occasionally, dessert. However, there is one place I can't bring…

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TUSCL members you miss?

I really miss Vantablack and EchoPizza. I always found their posts enjoyable. Shame that they ended up leaving. What members have left that you wish would come back?

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Notre Dame Cathedral, Paris, is on fire!

https://abc30.com/notre-dame-fire-cathedral-spire-collapses-everything-burning/5251285/ https://www.dailyherald.com/news/20190415/watch-live-catastrophic-fire-engulfs-notre-dame-cathedral-in-paris https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/notre-dame-cathedral-paris-being-destroyed-huge-fire SJG ChicaBow, this looks still rather new? https://chicabow.com/

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For founder: Glitch in looking at old reviews

founder: know you’re busy, but I’ve come across a glitch that I’d like to share. When looking at reviews from a particular member, if I hit the button for “Next 30 reviews” I’m taken back to the top…

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Clubbing while sick

Im just about done getting over a cold and am faced with a conundrum. The girl I want to see only dances on Mondays, and I would hate to wait a week, but I prefer to club at 100%. Anyone…

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Mitre Dame Cathedral is on fire

This is an icon worldwide even worse the hunchback won’t have bells to ring.

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Price For Couples OTC

I’m in the Boston area and my wife and I met a smoking young dancer at the club who offered to met up with us OTC for a threesome. Haven’t set up anything yet or discussed price just told her…

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The Variable Mileage Curse

I occasionally read a post on TUSCL wherein a monger confesses wanting to give up mongering once and for all. Aspiring to defect from the mongering hordes is a courageous thing to admit on this site where many deluded pretenders…

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Trying to find motivation to write more reviews

I have several years worth of VIP in the bank, which I rightly earned by providing good intel about a number of club visits. But I have to be honest that I'm now struggling to find the motivation to…

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What is up with all the short reviews

Why are all these short saying nothing reviews being accepted? They tell you nothing about the club or price of the dances, drinks layout of club. It looks like the same people approving them. More information about the club!

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Why is a stripper who is into bondage always poor?

Q. Why is a stripper who is into bondage always poor? A. Because she's strapped for cash.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Another thing, is it better to go alone or with

Another thing, is it better to go alone or with friends , ive done both but i really dont know. What have been your experiences. do you have more fun alone or with a friend.?

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

In your guys opinion what is the perfect amount of

In your guys opinion what is the perfect amount of time to stay , and where is it good to stay . Ill be going in a couple weeks only for 1 and a half days but i feel like…

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What's a healthy number of hobbies to have?

Too many hobbies and you're too busy and never have time to relax, too few and you are boring. What's the magical Goldilocks number or number range for hobbies one should have? For the purposes of our lives, does going…

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WTF is up with the crazy mentally ill people on this board these days or am I ju

WTF?

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Escorts screening

Its very rare that i use sex services in America ...... When it comes to (anything sex) America is a prude nation.......They Actually arrest you for sex..... All the Strip Clubs,Escorts etc......... just don't give you the same entertainment sex value as…

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The story starts, as many tend to do in Pasco County, with nudity.

Three naked women were spotted at a Pasco rest stop. Then came the high-speed pursuit. https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/three-naked-women-were-spotted-at-a-pasco-rest-stop-then-came-the-high-speed-pursuit-20190411/

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I failed

I have failed as a pl. I have let everyone down. I go to tj next week but it has been 6 months since i have been to tj. No pl should ever go that long without a gorgeous mexican…

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Political Campaign Promises

President Trump has done a quite remarkable job at making tangible efforts to fullfil his promises, especially in comparison to other recent Presidents. The Democrats hate his positions on issues, but I consistently here his detractors complain that he isn't keeping…

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Political Campaign Promises

President Trump has done a quite remarkable job at making tangible efforts to fullfil his promises, especially in comparison to other recent Presidents. The Democrats hate his positions on issues, but I consistently here his detractors complain that he isn't keeping…

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Lust for the night...

So I’ve been seeing this dancer every time I go to this town on business. Saw her a number of times at the local club and then turned into coming to my hotel room for a visit. We never do…

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Game of Thrones?

Stripper friend and I are speculating the clubs will be dead both ways due to the final season of Game of Thrones premiering. Thoughts?

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Pregnant former Playboy model, 25, is extradited and booked into a Las Vegas jai

Part of this story has been posted previously. Here are some more details about the murder of a 71-year-old man at the hands of a 25-year-old "model" and her boyfriend and her roommate. The boyfriend is on…

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El Tigre

In the lead with 3 holes to play. Can he do it?

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Would like to write a blog or book on the psychology of competition after (hopef

Would like to write a blog on the psychology of competition after a few years , as internal competition and Wordly success are often considered to be mutually exclusive, which I believe negatively impacts the quality of education received…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I'm not quite sure how long ago Vanity Grand closed

I'm not quite sure how long ago Vanity Grand closed but I am surprised it lasted as long as it did. They now have a sign up now that a new place, Sin City (of Bronx NY fame) is…

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What is it called when you tell a stripper she's right?

Q. What is it called when you tell a stripper she's right? A. Sarcasm.

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Crazy horse in sfo is still a go go?

Planning next week to sfo is crazy horse a good place to go for extras..also is there any good amp u guys suggest

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She was probably just on her period

Some posters wanted update on that whole CF thing. So I thought I would give it. I saw her tonight (slow for a Saturday) The vibe was totally different. It’s as if nothing happened. I still apologized, she said “you…

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[OT] Have you ever radically changed the quality of your diet?

I spent a long time eating almost exclusively plant foods, a lot of it raw plant foods. I thought veganism, or close to vegan, was healthy. Turns out I was wrong. Totally fucked me up. I then went on to…

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I'm gonna eat pussy

I just got back from the bar, D-Bubs, had a few cold drafts, some wings and street tacos and took in some MMA fights. Yes, I'm drinking and posting, which isn't always the smartest thing, but what the fuck, we're all…

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Baby pl

Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be pathetic losers. Theyll drive those big ol trucks and spend alot of money in tj.

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Why do guys hit on me when I look ugly ugh

At the pool with minimal makeup trust me I don't think I look hot..in my sports bra and tennis skirt hair tied up..these dudes come over try talking to me and when of them I would consider cuddling with ...why…

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Which do you prefer

Extras not included, which would you rather have: A girl who will come sit in your lap and chat you up for a while before pushing dances Or A girl who hustles. Will introduce herself quickly and immediately push for dances? For me, i…

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Not human trafficking.

https://amp.businessinsider.com/robert-kraft-massage-parlor-prosecutor-no-human-trafficking-2019-4. Lmao leo can't prove human trafficking in kraft case. I knew it was bullshit

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Well guys, I've booked my flight to San Diego for

Well guys, I've booked my flight to San Diego for the end of May and can't wait to see Hong Kong for myself. Got a really good deal on a flight so I'll have more $ for the chicas!…

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Dancers Wearing Mesh or Fishnets...

Yes or no I think fishnets are sexy as hell. I usually wear button up shirts to the club. If a dancer is wearing fishnets I usually need to unbotton my shurt because buttons sometimes get stuck in fishnets and can…

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Have You Ever Had Any Life Changing Moments in A Strip Club?

One of mine was when I had just tipped a dancer on an stage and she picked up the dollar with her ass. Right then I received a text from a buddy that said, "Ever wonder if that dollar bill…

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To.people who cant wash dishes because they are too busy: I seriously eel your p

Dishes are only worth having if you find the time to wash for them. Dishes should be kept in the sink . the sink is for washing dishes, not keepinf them. Rarely any of us have time to wash dishes these…

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Anyone else get irritated by this

I stopped in to a club a few days ago, and there was a door girl taking a dollar for entry on afternoon shift, I gave her the dollar, and as I turned to walk in she said why no…

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Paradise

This is going to be the best year ever. I am going to be going to tj in 11days. Wooooooo. Then in june july august september october and december. Viva mexico!

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Glucose Guardian

With all the politically correct BS these days, I just want to make sure my desires for potentially being a sugar daddy is not taken wrong. Is this the proper gender neutral term that I should use when asking…

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Why don't strippers flirt with disaster?

Q. Why don't strippers flirt with disaster? A. They give it a blowjob instead.

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Anybody recognize her? LMAO Shes gotta be a stripper

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2pc2--ff2MU Shes gotta be a stripper right? Thats a professional-grade twerk and she clearly likes to put on a good show...

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part of the reason I wanted to do stirppng (FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY) is just to show

I would only give lap dances to the handsome guys..I just wanna do social experiment and see how guys act towards strippers..but again I would just wanna show off and flirt lmao not touch any of the guys unless they…

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I just found Trish_Club_Lust

When Imgur advertising is on point. https://imgur.com/gallery/cxWKZbY

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Should I feel embarrassed ?

Ok so now that's almoat summer there's always like a group of cute ass buff guys hanging at the pool...LMAO so apparently whenever I look cute (makeup done, cute dress) I always go by them cuz the pool is in…

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Topics you would like to see a TV show cover?

I am a huge history nerd so pretty much everything I wish a TV show would cover is historical somehow but here's what I am thinking. - more TV shows about the Revolutionary war. It's really surprising to me that such…

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Ugh I don't feelings 4 any guy rite now(they would have to be quality men..not l

K

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How do you hold your phone?

I'm designing some new features for the site. Just curious about how you use your phone I go vertical with my non-dominate hand.

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West Palm Sunday

Ok, I’m flying in this Sunday for a meeting Monday afternoon. Would the TUSCL experts recommend Cheetah in W Palm Beach, or Diamond Doll’s In Pompano?

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Club W in NYC?

I saw Anna Kendrick was on some showtime show where the hosts took her to Club W in the Bronx. I know all NYC clubs suck, but I'm curious if anyone has been. They took her at 3:30 in the afternoon.

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Trip to Anaheim looking for wingman

Kind of new to the strip club thing. Anyone want to show me the ropes in Anaheim? Only been to about 4 clubes in my life and figured a regular would know this better than I.

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

Lap Dances are topless, stage dances are nude. Like

Lap Dances are topless, stage dances are nude. Like most if not all southern FL clubs they serve alcohol.

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Good week SCing

Had a fantastic week SCing. Reviewed 2 Midwest Middle of nowhere Clubs. Sensations Galena KS and The Shady Lady in Salina KS. I wanted to visit NiceSpice in TX, but had to settle for less due to business. Lol

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NBA Play-offs / Who ya got ?

The NBA's second season is upon us. The real games begin. Yes, Lebron James is not in them this year and is beginning his career as a TV producer and movie star. But who…

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Deleting an unpublished review?

I think I accidentally published a review partway through, which I subsequently completed. Is there a mechanism for users to delete reviews before they get published? Thanks!

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I hope nobody approved this one.

Pandora's Adult Cabaret SEATTLEWASHINGTON April 12, 2019 NOT PROVIDED NOT PROVIDED Morgan The one you guys call Morgan I have been with since 2010 says all this is lies so any proof u guys have such as video pics texts send to 435 931 0282…

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Why will you feel sad when your Chinese stripper makes you a dinner of sweet and

Q. Why will you feel sad when your Chinese stripper makes you a dinner of sweet and sour pork? A. Your dog is missing.

Tijuana

Additional Thoughts on Tijuana

I've been in the SD/TJ area for a week and just got back from making one final trip across the border and back this evening. I already posted reviews of Hong Kong, Chicago Club, and Dulce Gabanna and I…

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Tj zona norte

I am curious. What is the longest you have stayed in tj ? I have done 5 days.