Baltimore
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
The first question is should I go to the Block. With such a large concentration of strip clubs in a small area, it seems like maybe I should go just for the experience. However the clubs there seem to be mostly dives which is not my thing. I prefer to overpay young white strippers at high end clubs rather than do the dive thing. I also noticed that shitty parking options was a common theme of many reviews of clubs in the block. Generally speaking I don’t like downtown clubs where you can’t park next to the club. It’s unsafe to walk around downtown late at night with a bunch of money in your pockets.
So with that background, should I go to the Block. If so, what clubs should I go to? Hustler seems to be the most high end club on the block but the reviews were not particularly exciting. Chez Joey also sounded decent. And if I go to the Block where should I park? If I take an Uber is it safe to walk around that area late at night going to the various clubs?
I’m also wondering if I’d be better off outside of the Block, and if so where should I go. Penthouse sounded decent from the reviews, Ritz and Players also sounded like they had potential. I’m pretty sure those aren’t on the block. I’m looking for cute white girls, preferably blonds and redheads. And I’ll be there on weekdays, Tuesday thru Thursday. Is the wagon wheel still around, and if so what is it called today?
Last question, is there a good day shift club in Baltimore. The vast majority of the reviews of all of the clubs that I read said that the day shift sucked. Is there someplace that I’m missing?
I appreciate any advice from those who are knowledgeable.
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If you have never been to the Block, you really should go at least once for the experience. It is safe to walk around at night and very easy to bounce from one club to another. Expect the dancer drink hustle to be strong. If you are sitting with a dancer, the bartender will be all over you to buy a $25-30 dancer drink and the girl may leave if you refuse to buy at least one. And when that first one is finished, the bartender will be right back over to offer another. It is a big part of how everyone, including the bartenders, get paid in those clubs.
I would strongly suggest an Uber as parking can be hit or miss and some street guy will invariably shake you down for a tip to "watch your car" anyway.
Other than that,my intel is too stale to be useful. When I visited more often, the Player's Club was my favorite because of the widespread nudity and byob. It's 40 or so to get in, but you drink for free from your own stash after. But Player's can also be expensive for anything more dicey. I found the clubs on the Block to be a little more conducive to OTC, but the quality of the girls was hit or miss and many of them are hardcore hustlers used to a lot of tourist traffic.
Good luck!
If you have never been to the Block, you really should go at least once for the experience. It is safe to walk around at night and very easy to bounce from one club to another. Expect the dancer drink hustle to be strong. If you are sitting with a dancer, the bartender will be all over you to buy a $25-30 dancer drink and the girl may leave if you refuse to buy at least one. And when that first one is finished, the bartender will be right back over to offer another. It is a big part of how everyone, including the bartenders, get paid in those clubs.
I would strongly suggest an Uber as parking can be hit or miss and some street guy will invariably shake you down for a tip to "watch your car" anyway.
Other than that,my intel is too stale to be useful. When I visited more often, the Player's Club was my favorite because of the widespread nudity and byob. It's 40 or so to get in, but you drink for free from your own stash after. But Player's can also be expensive for anything more dicey. I found the clubs on the Block to be a little more conducive to OTC, but the quality of the girls was hit or miss and many of them are hardcore hustlers used to a lot of tourist traffic.
Good luck!
You can experience every aspect of strip-clubbing at the block - and each one will be sub-par.
I haven't been to the Block for a long time. I went to Chez Joey and it was okay in the afternoon, but short on young cuties. Street parking is the only option if you're driving, and the street guys will offer to wash your car. The guy that came up to me claimed the police allowed the homeless to 'wash' cars to make a few bucks.
I didn't buy in. However, my vehicle has never been vandalized in the daytime or early evening. A Baltimore police station is right in the neighborhood.
I hope this helps. Let us know your experiences there.
I take a taxi to make sure no Trail is made of my haunts.
The Hustler Club is pretty dire now (laps aren’t even topless, VIP rooms are ridiculously expensive). The rest of the Block is just sad.
Millstream used to have a few awesome (both hot and friendly) girls but that was a few years ago. It is effectively a restaurant and bar with strippers (wearing pasties and tattoos), VIP rooms are expensive there but it’s the only way you get two-way touching other than the “tip walk” (which by the way, is a thing at several clubs in Baltimore, where they collect dirhams from everyone sitting both at the tables and the bar).
Gold Club can be fun with the right dancers, but they seem to be dead until late. They have a great pit BBQ nearby called Chaps, which literally sits in front of the GGC parking lot.
I thought I would like Ritz when I went there, but the dancers seem to lack basic social skills.
Fantasies is an upscale club in a very downscale area, and the dancers are woefully inconsistent.
In general, the nekkid wimminz in Baltimore have turned into a bad teeth and tattoo parade.
You could use Uber
Gold Club doesn't have many hot young white girls but Gold Club and Player Club are super close to each other if you want to try both you could. Gold Club has a lot girls there on Wednesdays because it's $20 lap dance day(usually $30). Gold Club used to have this hot blonde white girl who would dance completely naked for her whole 3 song set. But I haven't been there in a long time and never learned her name so no clue if she is still there.