Camelot
1823 M St NW Washington, DC 20036

If you're not one of the suites, then don't bother

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powertrip21
Apr 15, 2019, 5:18 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

My first stop was going to be Mpire. But I didn't love the fact that they wanted to scan my license so I decided to check out Camelot instead. First things first. The girls are VERY hot. Some of the hottest I've seen. But unless you're a suite off work, you'll probably get ignored. At least that was the case for me. Maybe it was just bad timing when I went (I did go on a weekday night.)

And before you say anything, yes. I was actually tipping the girls. For me, I enjoy the "acting" aspect of it. When you tip and the girl appears grateful, or when you give a compliment and they smile like it's the first time they've heard that before. Instead the reaction felt more "yeah I'm hot and I know it." For me, that was the whole vibe of the club. Small and uptight.

For me, I would rather interact with 7's and 8's who know how to flirt instead of stuck up 9's.

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