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Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

An afternoon delight

Stopped by this place around 4pm on a Wednesday recently. Called ahead of time and found that a couple girls I was interested in were working. Showed the doorman the yelp check in and got…

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Fase Dos

Medellín, Colombia

a bit surreal

First of all, I've been to Medellin multiple times and always make time to visit Fase Dos (and the other place is La Isla...but that's for another review). Going to Fase Dos, please take a…

KB's Playhouse

Amarillo, Texas

I’ve seen better...a lot better

Stopped by on a Wednesday night around 8. Paid my 6$ cover and walked in. First impression is not bad. Place was somewhat clean and it’ll pass some time. After a quick scan of the…

Bella's Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

Friendly, close to airport, but loud

Summary: Latin staff, dancers and clientele. Decent decor. Painfully loud music, distracting stage lights. (Second of three Miami clubs I sampled. Review applies to a Sunday, 20:30 to 21:30.) Prices: Entry $5. (There is a free-entry…

KB's Playhouse

Amarillo, Texas

I’ve seen better...a lot better

Stopped by on a Wednesday night around 8. Paid my 6$ cover and walked in. First impression is not bad. Place was somewhat clean and it’ll pass some time. After a quick scan of the…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Typical Manhattan Place

This is your typical manhattan strip club. High end feel inside with a somewhat small stage. The girls are mostly 8s and above. The thing I don’t enjoy is the dance right there in the…

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New Rules in Reno

Reno City Council has passed new rules for strip clubs in the city limits. This includes that includes "video surveillance, increased lighting and no private booths." In other words, the fun has been gutted from the Reno clubs. I have had…

Riviera Lounge

Hackensack, New Jersey

Ultra Laid back

I've been here a few times the vibe is low key and possible lack luster. For me I like to lay and unwind just sit back have a few drinks so its good enough for…

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“This connection is not private” This website may be impersonating “www.tuscl.ne

I received this message when I try to asses the website using the Wi-Fi of a well known market, because my cell phone signal was almost not existing, and I was seating at one of the tables inside eating food…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Not a great visit

Have been here many times in the past, and I have truly found this to be a hit or miss spot. On a good day with he right girl in the back, there is no…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

Not what website implies. Read reviews, I didnt

Was going to be in town at casino, so I checked available SC's. This one had a website that made it sound classy, not! Upon arrival it is across the street from a truck stop, I noticed.…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

New location

I was in midtown recently on business on a Friday. Finished my last appointment over lunch at Aquavit and decided to check out the new location of Flashdancers in the Hell's Kitchen neighborhood. While the…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Loud party atmosphere, but little fun

Got there before cover charge started at 8 PM. More dancers than usual (maybe a dozen) with a handful of patrons, mostly the younger crowd, with very loud music. Got one dance from an enhanced…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

not much on sunday

girls are average, mostly 30 to 45 years of age. The girls were super friendly, price of a lap dance on the ground floor is $20.00 private dance on the second flood is $30 to…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Friendly and Fun

Actually, this review represents two visits - both in the same week, both late afternoons. One on a slow rainy Monday and one on a clear sunny Wednesday - same week. On the tiny Monday, there…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Ok, but just ok, afternoons at G's.

Okay, so my ATF Candy is out for a bit which means I've been trying other talent over a couple of visits. I wish I could remember all the various girl's names but will try to…

Thee Body Shop Cabaret

Greenville, North Carolina

I waited for this?

Wasn't sure of the hours, so went by there on Thursday night around 11...not open. Went on Friday evening around 10:00. there were cars in lot, but still not open. knew this was BYOB place,…

Dandy Dan's

Denver, Colorado

Mostly good experiences here

I find myself going back to Dandy Dan's more often than other clubs. I've had a few awkward experiences here but the majority have been great. I like a laid-back non pushy environment where I…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Buffalo, New York

About what it used to be

Hadn't sampled in awhile as I have never had a memorable experience since it was Nora's Club Diamond Dust when Rich owned it, back in the eighties. Clean and well-maintained, nice parking lot, up the st.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I have read alot about holding your money in your

I have read alot about holding your money in your hands if you get the shake down. I will do this if I get a shake down, but I don't understand why this keeps the cops from robbing you.…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Update

I frequent this club often, normally in the afternoons I like it because they usually have drink specials on weekdays, cheap beers and liquors. The bouncer and bartenders are friendly and for the most part…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Half good time, half ROB fight.

I showed up at Follies on a Wednesday afternoon around 1:30, valet was busy and cost $10, that covered both valet and door fee and I went in, got the security pat down and entered…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Pleasant Surprise in Texas

After reading the reviews of strip clubs in San Antonio my expectations were not to high but I glad to report I had a great time at this pleasant neighborhood Strip Club Strange location off the…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Thursday visit

You know the layout of the club and the rep this place gets- yes it's a 'regulars' place but it's easy to become a 'regular'...just go a lot! Clean place, good clientele and a great…

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Is Nicole's grammar difficult to understand sometimes?

Do people misinterpreting Nicole need to fix their reading comprehension or does Nicole need to fix her grammar structure? Not that she is always incoherent, but I honestly can't figure out what the point she is trying to make is…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Took wife for a lap dance

So my wife and I were driving home around with nothing to do and found this place. We checked it out and discovered they didn’t serve alcohol, but it was BYOB and we had to…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Was hoping for fun. Not bad but...

So I had an early meeting in the area and figured I’d drop in to see if the vibe changed. I checked out the schedule and saw the 12pm group as: Cameron Ruby Cypress Holly Crystal Passion I also say Devon and…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Only one ugly stripper

This club has the look and feel of a small little neighborhood bar. It reminded me a lot of some of the Portland clubs many of which often have that same small neighborhood bar…

Booby Trap On The River

Miami, Florida

One for the road...

As I reached I was charged a $25 entry fee... it was my first time here, so while it seemed a bit steep, I was game to give it a chance. The entrance was underwelming,…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Technically, It Exceeded Expectations

Arrived at 2:00 on a Tuesday with low expectations. Free parking. No ID check. No pat down. Cover was $15. There have been times when there were only two girls in the club at 5:00…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Purple Orchid Song list

Stopped by last Friday about 2pm. Parking is easy in the open lot directly outside and there was no cover. The stahe is small and inside the bar. Thete were about 10 patrons and…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Lollipop

Someone suggested that I visit. I walked in and out was dead. Not a lot of dancers or patrons. Music was very loud. As soon as I sat, I was approached by 2 below…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Good introduction to Dallas. But money doesn’t go very far

I landed in Dallas and checked into my hotel and decided to explore. From what I read, Baby Dolls was worth checking out due to talent level. And in that regard it didn’t disappoint. Good…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

no bad for monday afternoon

Went for the first time and there was an ok assortment of ladies. The cover $5 in the afternoon.The drink's are cheap. $3.75. Waitress weren't pushy. Not many girls came to me and was enjoying…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Keep going back

As the title says I keep going back. I've been a regular for over a decade now and somehow this place draws me back. It's been easily accessible so I guess that could be one…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Good for the afternoon

I am not a stranger to Sins. Located on Emerson. A stone's throw away from the Dollhouse. Same setup. All nude. Juice bar. 5 to get her the girls…

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Took one of my old ladies 2 the movies last night

She blew me during the film... Love a naughty girl that fucks in public

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Best BJ you've had from a legit GF

4 me i was dating this one girl in my late 20s that used to slurp and gag on my cock. Spit trails and all real sloppy blow jobs. She would change up her tempo and firmness... Shit was mind…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

Tried a new dancer

They had a decent lineup this afternoon for being a dayshift and during the week. After striking out trying to get some dances with some of the veteran dancers who always stick with their regulars,…

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Nina and Nicole please

Stick to one thread I’m old and it’s hard to keep up with y’all;)

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You can eat popcorn all u want but that doesnt change the fact ur misogyny carri

Nuff said.lol.had to make this post cuz other one got cut off.

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You guys claim to eat popcorn while nina and I argue .yet you guys have the chan

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Cardi B husband Offset hit with felony gun charge in Georgia traffic stop arrest

Offset is Quavo's cousin, and Quavo is Takeoff's uncle. The three grew up together in Gwinnett County, a mostly suburban area near Atlanta. Migos initially gained recognition following the release of their 2013 single "Versace". In 2015, the trio released…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

frat bro atmosphere

Been going to the clubs on bourbon for many years, havent been back in awhile and the vibe has definitely changed, Ricks used to be a great dark fun club with incredibly hot women, now…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Pre bachelors trip

Went with a few friends the night before a bachelors trip to Costa Rica. Al in all we had a good time. The women were friendly though I wouldn't say anyone of them were…

Skippers Club

Warren, Ohio

Slow and not steady

First time I have visited this place. I arrived about 8:30. There was a few guys there but I didn't see any women. I went up to the bar and ordered a beer. I forgot…

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Skibum said he would prefer to hire Males based on a conversation between Nina a

But doesn't hiring practices based on one online conversation between two women who aren't even applying for the job reflect poor hiring judgement on behalf of the male employer rather than anything else? LOL.

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Surprisingly good for a Tuesday night

I was in SLC for some business and decided to stop in for some dances. This is one of the few places you can get a lap dance in Utah. Anyway I was greeted by…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Slow Tuesday

Stopped by Dancers for the first time in awhile. Not much has changed as the place continues to be one of the nicer clubs in Indy. Drink prices are still a little higher…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

Ok time

I had some extra time to burn so I stopped in to one of my favorite bars. The bar is always great. Both of the bartenders that are usually there are good. The layout here…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

$10 tuesday

If I lived in South Florida, I’d be broke. I stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon after doing a drive-by sheet it was very busy. The radio wasn’t so busy, and I thought that meant…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Consistency is a good thing

I've been here a couple times since my last review. Whenever they post a free or reduced entry post on IG I go and check it out. Reduced entry nights are $10 cover,…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Worthless dollar parade

I decided to take a tour of the clubs in the area - all first time visits for me. Stopped here on a friday night around 11pm. Parking was difficult as the lot…

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Commemorative loonie marking progress for LGBTQ2 people unveiled in Toronto

WTF are "two-spirited people?"

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Why did the woman quit her job as a stripper?

Q. Why did the woman quit her job as a stripper? A. She couldn't bare it.

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Great pit stop

Did well at the tables in AC so I decided to stop here on the way back home. Got there around 11:45p on a Sat eve. Paid $20 cover and a $5 coke. There…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

Worse the second time around

I have previously been here before, but the first time I came my experience was much different. The first time I came to Nicolas was on a Tuesday there were plenty of girls the prices…

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My apologies to Nicole

I'm sorry I called you an illiterate, dumb, lifeless cunt. Lol

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Probably better if you are a regular?

This review is 2 weeks delayed. We had a beautiful weekend here in central jersey so I went for a drive... thats when I randomly ran into this place. I had just driven by…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

still the same

Nothing about the layout has changed and arrived before cover. A few girls working 4 WOC( 1 very large) , 1 Latin , 1 Blonde(kind of out of it) Baby doll and an older white woman…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I got a shake down today by the cops right

I got a shake down today by the cops right in front of HK at 4pm. Was walking back from the taco stand few feet away. Could be too many drug dealers hang out at the taco stand.…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Will give it another shot

I decided to take a tour of the clubs in the area - all first time visits for me. This was my first visit. Reading the reviews on here, I was skeptical about even going.…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Worth it, even though it was pricey

Back here on a Tuesday around 1:30pm. The bouncer was really cool and reviewed all the pertinent info: $10 entry, $14 for 2 drinks, $50/song lap dances, full nude dances and stage show. It was…

New York New York Cabaret

Franklin, Ohio

First Visit

First ever visit to club: I would return to club, though not go out of my way to do so. This being my first visit, I'll start with layout stuff. ORIENTATION: Club conveniently located ~ 3/4…

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Damian Lillard shot

For 50 points, for the win at the buzzer, to close out the series. Wow. From deep. Worth checking out the highlight if you didn't see it.

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Grand Unified Club Calendar Theory

Based on the Valentine's and Day after Easter threads, my goal here is to create forward looking wisdom regarding when clubs are likely to be tilted in the PL or Dancers favors. We all know Fridays and Saturdays have the crowds.…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

It was touch and go for a bit...

After stopping at DD in Toms River over the weekend on the way back from AC (review forthcoming), I thought i would stop at my nearby DD to see how things compared. I've…

For Your Eyes Only

Toronto, Ontario

I agree with the other posts

I was there the other day on a sunday evening, around 9 PM. There were at least 12 very pretty girls in the house sitting at the bar or over to the side.…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

As advertised; Safe, clean fun..

Ok, I finally gave Geisha a try during my most recent trip to Madison. Often, I'm a bit hesitant to try these types of places - particularly when traveling - mainly due to concerns…

Club SinRock

Anchorage, Alaska

Dry, but most fit girls

$5 cover + 1 drink (non-alcoholic 18+ club). Dances and rooms had an array of options from main floor to downstairs private curtain rooms. $45 fully nude per song, or save $15 for…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

Boobs and Booze

No cover. $20-$25 dances. This place has no poles so it's kind of a soft stage show just to get some views on the girls. The lap dances are hit or miss depending on…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Bored in LA

I went searching for some local entertainment on a Tuesday night while I was out in LA for a work trip. I was jet lagged and looking for something to help me stay awake. I…

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Bitcoin Golden Cross

It is happening now! Bitcoin hit over $5,600 today. This one is a fake out though. We will have another death cross and the real golden cross will happen mid summer

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Hit or Miss

I've tried this place a few times this spring. It seems hit or miss in my opinion on the talent of the dancers. I was there a couple weeks ago to give it…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

Been a while; Checked back in w/Visions 2 days in a row..

So, it had been a while since I was in Madison and, by association, my usual "circuit" of visiting Club Bristol (in Sun Prairie) and Visions. I visited Visions on a Wednesday night at…

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, Utah

Maybe an answer for state law?

I think this place is a good place to visit with a low budget. Utah state law prohibits every club should only choose no more than one of the three choices. 1. Full nude 2. customers - dancers…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Disappointing

Was trying to finish great casino night here. The entrance was easy, the hosts and security was quite good. Crowded at 6AM. Internals are really dark I barely seen something. The girls a really pushy…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

1st time in a Strip Club since 2011

I did some research before going. First time in a strip club since I went to one in Frankfurt Germany in 2011. $3 for parking, $10 to get in and went in to a small…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Best place in Tijuana

The club has been explained elsewhere, but here is my take on the place. I like the bar feel better than the stripper vibe of HK. I also like MILFs better than the glamor dolls…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Crapped out

I'm usually a fan of this place but today on their famous Tuesdays $10 lap dance it was. a. dud. Had 3 girls approach me. First one right when I walked in. She was…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Ripped off

I will not be returning to this club. A nice looking caramel-skinned lady (don’t remember her name, sorry) asked if I was looking for some fun, which I was, so we agreed on 50 minutes…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Thumbs Up! Come hungry , Leave Happy

This review is based on my second visit to this club. Because, the first night I went I was a complete newbie and made all the rookie mistakes and it wasn't until I spent $100…

Deja Vu presents Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Shreveport, Louisiana

Nothing more than dances

Made the trip for the first time here. Don't go without pants. Shorts won't get you in. They refused to let ppl in behind me and they didn't almost let me in but it was…

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Passing up two clubs.....

Over the next few days I'll be in Greenville, SC, staying within about 2 miles of Lust, and on the way home via Ashville, I will be on I-40 passing within about 200 yards of the Greensboro, NC Treasure Club.…

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So apparently y'all think its ok to stare a girl if she wears lesser amount of c

No.she's not "asking to be stared at" just by wearing less clothes.smh.

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Disappointed

I was excited to visit Ricks as value rating is high and no pasties here . Arrived on Saturday after 10 pm. $5 cover which is good . I did not buy VIP. This club…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Recent Club Changes

Was driving back on 60 fwy ( a little before 10pm ) and just decided to pay a quick visit to DVCOI (for old times sake). WTF......this place has changed a lot, and the overall club…

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VIP Badge?

Should there be a VIP badge like there is if you're verified? Should there be any badges? Do we need stinkin badges?

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Incredibly short yet productive trip

This club seemed a little small to me compared to someof the Florida clubs I am used to with fewer dancers however I was only there for a couple of minutes before I was approached…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Good Changes For The Most Part - Glad I Went Back

Well, it had been months since I had visited Blue Moon. I was pretty surprised. They knocked own the building in the back that was sketchy and put a nice new wall and new parking…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Patience Patience Patience

Went in on a Sunday afternoon, only a hand full of girls and about the same for customers. Got there around 1pm but slowly more customers and dancers arrived. Never more then 40 people combined,…

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Shitz and Giggles -Penis calculator

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Da Bodega Gentleman Club

Cleveland, Ohio

I guess things never change....for the better

I would think that, with no nearby competition, the quality of the dancers would improve. Well, I found out that is not true. Same dancers as the last time I visited in 12/18. Loud dancers,…

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I hate it when ppl ask me "oh so you wanna be a lawyer?" Like no bitch ive alway

K. After I did so bad on my test today if I if thats gonna happen :( I did so well on the first test that professor asked me to b her research assistant Because of it soooo I'm kinda…

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I'm a freak cuz I stare at pretty women on the street and IDGAF. I'm also a frea

Save me. LOL.

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Would you get a massage at a place called STARFISH MASSAGE

Do you think they massage starfishes there?

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

First visit

Thanks to the guys who suggested the LS. I arrived around 7:45 pm, this past Monday. The valet was right on point and told me how to enter. Once inside I…

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Would u take me to the strip club with u ?

Why or why not? Lol.

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Place now was busy with a few dancers in between

Place now was busy with a few dancers in between their shift change at 7:30. I was leaving from the afternoon stay, but seems they figured that out and have no gaps.

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Palomino doesnt dissoppoint

On our annual bachelor trip to vegas.. hit spearmint rhino on Friday and palomino on Saturday. Rhino was a bust lot of girls but for whatever reason they all just seemed to be sitting…

Clermont Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Fun time

This review will not fit the mold of most reviews, but the Clermont Lounge is not like most strip clubs. Yes, it has nude or almost nude dancing, but the “HOT” girls will not…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

In search of the long lost Brazilians

As a Philly resident this was actually my first time in the club so I'll include a description of the club as well, what piqued my interest was rumblings of out favorite PH dancers turning…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Brazilians on parade

Please be nice to me, this is my first review on the boards. I am no veteran of the PH but was looking to make a visit until circumstances changed my mind. I got word that…

The Vue

Hudson, Florida

Nothing worth seeing

I was in northern Pasco on errands and decided to check out the nearby clubs. First, Icon was very slow so I left after one drink. Little did I know that that would…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Decent Sunday visit

I had planned on checking out sky11 (formerly skybox & more recently the boxxx) Sunday evening, but when I got there it was not open. Not wanting to waste the trip, I decided…

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Rough OTC Action

I know that many of us have posted about stuff like this before, but the other night I dealt with a Grade A freak. At different points during sex, she wanted her nipples crushed and twisted, to be choked…

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Attention dancers - Do not put garlic in your vaginas.....please.

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19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Monday night

Stopped in after work yesterday, probably around 8pm. Saw a new (to me) dancer that was going by either Mia or Gia. Looked good but certainly not all natural. Saw a guy…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Summer time

Dropped by to let the traffic die down, just after 5pm. $10 entry and $5 small drink. Haven't been here for months, hoping to have some fun. Celina, anya, ava, martina, tequila were doing…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Nice little 19th hole!

Golfing is fine but every now and then I star thinking of entirely different ways of using my driver to get my balls in an inviting hole. Okay, I'm done now, had to get that…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Bigger not better

Back to the Ballpark and the best I can offer is I didn’t have to make a u-turn. No Royal, Jade, Candy, Tatiana, etc., were on the board, so I was clear to enter. There…

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Octavia May... Tattoo Model

You can all rate her however you want. I'm a fan. https://www.instagram.com/p/BkWAI_0F6Tw/

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Mic up a Stripper - good show?

Would it be a good show if a fine dancer could be miced up and record her conversations with PL's? All faces greyed out of course. Would the conversations be mostly funny, disturbing, boring etc? I think it would…

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Clubbing on the day after Easter

I love clubbing on the day after Easter. Lots of hungry girls after what is inevitably a slow weekend ITC, starting with good Friday and continuing through Easter day. It's one of the few Mondays where you're likely…

Ten's Showclub

Tucson, Arizona

Quiet on a Saturday afternoon but some hot girls

I went into Ten's on a Saturday afternoon. There were probably only a half-dozen customers so I think dancers outnumbered them. I saw a good mix of dancers and they were pretty diverse.…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Anyone seen Lolla/Lola in a while or know where she

Anyone seen Lolla/Lola in a while or know where she went?

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Thursday Afternoon

Stopped in on my way home around 3:30 to see if there were any new girls there that I had not seen before. A lot of the better looking girls seem to have regulars…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Late Sat night left happy

Went to Kittens looking for a little action on a Sat night. Stopped at the bar next door (the doghouse) to grab a quick beer and shot of fireball. They also have an ATM…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Slow Monday Evening

First time ever visiting this place but after some research I decided to visit (personally I look for the spot with the extras). Walked in had to pay $10 for cover and $6 for a…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Monday 1st Time...better talent than expected

1st time ever on a Monday, and haven't been in quite a while. Had agreed to meet a fav, she was there w/only about 6 others, but interestingly enough talent was decent, tho only…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

First time visit not disappointed!

Was in Las Vegas for a conference. Had been nearly a decade since I had been here last and had time to check out any of the clubs. Lots of taxis and mobile billboards trying to…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

How does this place stay in business?

This club is so hit or miss. Some days you can go and there are many girls, very few patrons and the dancers are willing to please. Other days, and this was one of them,…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Monday Monday

This was my first visit to Centerfolds. Parking was easy in a large clean lot. There were quite a few cars, which looked good for a Monday evening. I arrived about 7. The club exterior…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Slow start, limited girls at first. Picked up later.

Girls Alice: Caucasion, blonde, tall, medium natural tits Natasha: Latina?, brunette, thick, huge natural tits Kylie: Caucasion, blonde, slender, small tits Kyra: Caucasion, blonde, petite, slender, medium natural tits Gracie?: Caucasion, blonde, tall, nice natural tits Jasmine?: Caucasion, brunette, fit, very…

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Avengers Endgame

When my son was very small, he wanted to go see the comic book movies. My wife didn't want to take him, so I took it as an opportunity to spend some time with my son. So…

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Russian doctor murders, dismembers and cooks woman after realising while they ha

Q. Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? A. She didn't suit his taste. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6949841/Russian-doctor-murders-dismembers-cooks-transgender-woman.html

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Raised their prices ugh!

I was a frequent visitor for years but recently they raised their rates and it feels like we better reassess who you get a dance from and to take your time for better mileage. My…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Almost no dancers on Sunday afternoon

Went in around 4 or 5 on a Sunday afternoon. I think they'd been open only an hour or two. Paid cover to the woman running the door/bar. There were only 3 girls working, and…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Early and Quiet Saturday Night

Arrived at 8:30 pm and enjoyed a Lucille IPA next door at the Dog Pound for $6 before taking myself in to see the talent next door. I was hoping my beer would count for my…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

There's a Reason For A Fave

INTRODUCTION I wasn’t going to write a review on this trip, but after seeing CP’s recent HL review, I thought I would add my thoughts and experiences. I arrived on Friday afternoon a little before 5…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

A Strip Club Caricature

First things first. Must admit that my buddy and I were here in the late afternoon on a nice Monday in early Spring. We had a bit of time to kill with nothing better to…

Silver Dollar Club

Eugene, Oregon

Fresh to burnt out

You'll find a mix of girls here, from fresh to burnt out, and they're all fairly committed to the no-hustle ethos. I've always liked the laid-back vibe of the Silver Dollar, at least in the afternoons…

Candi Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Thick women Thick women Thick women!

This was my first time going to this club. Pulled up around 1 am... The parking lot is around the back. It’s a little sketchy but well lit. I had to walk…

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Why did the stripper fail algebra class?

Q. Why did the stripper fail algebra class? A. She could never find her ex.

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, California

Open late, good VIP

I've been here quite a few times, with varying experiences. I'd often stop by after spending some time at a different club or bar that closed. Being open late it's a great spot to keep…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

A Rare Bad Visit..

Was nearby so I figured I'd go check out some latinas before I headed home for the day. Turned out to be a really bad idea as I thought I stepped into the Twilight Zone…

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Free snacks with your drinks.

For as long as I can remember Follies has always put peanut butter crackers or small bags of planters peanuts on the tables for snacks. Yesterday that changed. They put out little squares of cake in small cups. I didn't…

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What happened to all the young strippers?

I'm been doing this hobby for a long, long time. And until a few years ago, it seemed that most clubs had a pretty steady supply of young strippers -- I'm talking in the range of 18 to 22 years…

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Lost so much weight strippers can't help themselves

Dude i csn go to clean clubs and ive lost so much pounds that im able to always find a dancer willing to break rules amd get me off Let's keep dropping weight.... Legit motivation

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Countryman

After accusing me of blocking him for some reason, he’s now blocked me. :D If he ever posts where I “bashed” his favorite hookers, let me know. I hope he gets the help he needs.

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A city at war or a city infested with crime?

If you were to ask most people which one is more dangerous, at city in the midst of war or a city that is infested with crime, most people would probably say the city at war is more dangerous. However,…

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Cheapfuckfriday

Friday was cheapfuck Friday. I had a drink card already with $15.00 on it and bought another for $20.00 giving me 8 coors lites. I tipped the bartender $12.00. I watched the Bruins lose and the Celtics win.…

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How do you use the profile history?

On a user's profile you can see how many reviews, discussion, comments, etc that a user has posted. I think this is a helpful feature, based on the fact that when I removed it before, there was an uproar. Can…

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What is a troll?

If saying that @IceyCulo is a racist retarded penis licker means that you are a troll I am guilty as charged. But shouldn't the truth be a valid defense? I know that is a specific example. In generalities though, what makes someone…

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Fave beauty queen #4: miss Philippines omg so.pretty

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbvCEIOg0DL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link https://www.instagram.com/p/Bb5AGN3gUMU/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Love her long hair: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf6KBO4nbTo/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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Favorite beauty queen #3: miss ecuador..one of my faves:))

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bst7rvGl20M/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu_gFHJlmB4/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link https://www.instagram.com/p/Br6IVeAlo88/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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Here is some Nature Porn

Earth porn for Earth day https://imgur.com/gallery/07SvIvw Who wants to fuck a tree?

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George micropuss

George microcoward has blocked me because i called him on it and will happily beat the racism out of him. Being the fucking coward he is he blocked me

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Earth Day 2019

Yes, today is the day that all of us are supposed to become environmentalists. https://www.earthday.org/campaigns/endangered-species/earthday2019/ If you read the article above, you will learn that unsustainable agriculture is now a prime culprit in the demise of the planet.…

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Picking up where Countryman5434 left off! What is rimjob in Spanish?

Since Countryman5434 says he will no longer post I’m going to ask a Tijuana question! What is rimjob in Spanish? Is it something literal like “lame mi culo?” Surely the Mexicans have their own terminology for something as brilliant as anilingus.…

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I love a good rick fight in the morning!

Was anybody else amused by the rickdugan thread where he wished everybody a happy Easter but still managed to sound like a dick? Whatever else you say about the guy, he is talented. I mean really, most normal non-dick people would…

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Why was it wrong for the West Virginia stripper to have sex with her teacher?

Q. Why was it wrong for the West Virginia stripper to have sex with her teacher? A. She was homeschooled.

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My stripper name is Yeast Infection because my pussy be making that bread.

Title says it all

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To all the greater Detroit guys..

Out of the Landing Strip, Playhouse, and Subi's which one would you recommend going to. I haven't been to any of them, but am finally going to go the extra miles and hit up one of these places.…

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DOES GOAT BRAIN STEW MAKE YOU SMARTER?

This question is for Fatherofnicole aka goat fucker

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When a stripper buys you a drink

This is happened last night. It’s an interesting hustle play, and it worked on my ass. Of course she was older (no 19 year old is doing that shit) but I was so caught off guard by it I was…

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Happy EASTER – NATIONAL KINDERGARTEN DAY – NATIONAL YELLOW BAT DAY – NATIONAL CH

They are all today.

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33 professional years. 2 weeks off.

Out of my 33 years of professional service, I can only remember taking one 2week break. In that 2 week break, I was able to make double my salary by counting cards at the Black Jack table. Not sure why…

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Happy Springtime Holiday that Kwanza Observers Celebrate.

In December there is Christmas, Hannukah, Festivus, and Kwanza. In the spring there is Easter, Passover, and Earth Day. What is the springtime holiday that Kwanza observers celebrate? Happy Whateverthatdayis Day!

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Luv it!

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ocasio-cortez-impersonator-green-new-deal-socialism-twitter-video

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Love looking at pretty girls..this girl is so pretty:)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BwhwYFRgOqX/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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Happy Easter

Happy Easter to all of you who are celebrating the Resurrection today. Alleluia! For the heathens among us, I will not bother to say something like Happy Passover because, as most would know, this is not a casual greeting said…

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Dallas club reviews now completely run by trolls

In what universe do the dancers at Baby Dolls get a composite 8 and the girls at the Lodge under 7? Even the dipshits who gave the Lodge 4-6 said the girls were hot, yet they trashed the rating…

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Food for Thought

I came across this today. I remember quotes from our Founding Fathers echoing the same sentiments. In 1887 Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh , had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some…

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Bomi! Asian Fix

She has a tat of a pistol on her right arm and the word DADDY on the left. https://youtu.be/sbK9VqO8ad8 Her name is Bomi and if Lone Wolf wins the lotto, me and this honey will be spending time together.

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Anybody know what happened to Sophia? Haven’t seen her in

Anybody know what happened to Sophia? Haven’t seen her in a few years! I always wondered what extras she gave? and where I can find her! PM me if you’d like!

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Georgemicrodong's anti-religeous thread

Georgemicrodong said on twentyfives Passover thread "I’ll refrain from derailing this thread any further. If anyone wants to discuss my anti-religious stuff, feel free to start a thread." Lets hear it George...

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Women should be thankful 4 men cuz they give us something nice to look at. Such

-their biceps -I like muscular chests -guys have good hair -their shoulders -good muscles K

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What do screen doors and strippers have in common?

Q. What do screen doors and strippers have in common? A. The more you bang them, the looser they get.

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What does it mean if y'all start talking & he finds out tht u were on tinder jus

- he wants a GF. Hes socially dumb so thats why hes on tinder for one we can talk about the actual guy later just answer. Question lol - let's say me and this person talked about a lot of shit…

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Im done

I am not posting anymore as long as some people are on this site. Tired of them.i will write reviews and if any of the cool people want to message me they can.

Tijuana

Tijuana

If you are a monger and you do not enjoy hk and the zonanorte. You are either gay, racist or an idiot. If you have not been your opinion doesn't matter.

Europa Bar

Queens, New York

Stop by on Friday night. It was ok. I was

Stop by on Friday night. It was ok. I was looking for a chic i new, but she nevered showed. Had a few drinks, which are pretty reasonably price. Mess around with a few dancers, but mileage wack. Going back…

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TUWHL.net

@Cuntrytard Have you tried TUWHL.net? It's The Ultimate Whore House List website.

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Stripper ass

Have you ever had a stripper shove her asshole in your face as if you were supposed to eat it out? Happened to me last night. Girl kept shoving her asshole closer to my mouth. More I pulled my face…

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Montreal

Any recommendations for Montreal ? I’ve read the reviews on specific clubs and checked out a few but I can’t get a good read on how things really operate.

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Morons

This board is for all morons like fagooneer, rick cocksucker, georgemicroinbred, funlovingdumbass and skimoron can all talk shit about tj and show how much of a waste of sperm they truly are. They all should be on a billboard saying…

FKK Forum

International spoiling US SC experience

I've read several members claim that going to brothels (such as the TJ clubs, SE Asian clubs, and German FKK) have spoiled the US SCing experience for them. I've never been to TJ but did go to a club in Puerto…

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What It's Really Like To Be An Escort (And Why I Prefer It To Stripping)

An interesting article in which a woman explains why she prefers escorting to stripping. https://www.yourtango.com/2019323217/what-its-really-like-be-escort-why-prefer-escorting-over-stripping

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Einstein

Albert Einstein loved women with big breasts. His second wife, Elsa, was his first cousin, and he married her because she was well-endowed. This was his theory of relative's titty.

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Any special plans for today ?

I'll just swing by an eclectic dive St Roch's. Drink beer. There's always a friend in need smokin weed and blunt gets passed around. Cajun truck outside. New Orleans style. Beer + Weed + Cajun = Psychedelic. I'm sure the Tesla guy…

FKK Forum

6 days in London

Going to London, England for six days starting next Saturday. My brother won an award trip through his job. His wife can’t go so I was next in line. I have researched the clubs on this site. From what I…

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Clubs in VA

I am going back home next month, I will be staying in the DMV area on the Va side and down in Fredericksburg for a few days. Are there any clubs I need to check out, we always drove to…

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What is a Chinese stripper's name?

Q. What is a Chinese stripper's name? A. Wun Dum Ho Q. What is a Chinese stripper's boyfriend's name? A. Wun Dum Fuc.

Tijuana

Hong Kong TJ question thread

Hey all. I want to make a thread where any random question you've thought about the Hong Kong club in Tijuana could asked about and answered. I'll start first with two questions: 1) Is Mondays and Tuesdays dead? I understand you…

Tijuana

Mamason and tijuana tim

I miss them. They were hilarious

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I’m torn between two lovers

I need to get laid. Next week is either going to be one of my favorite SCs or one of my favorite AMPs. The SC is a fun night with no absolute guarantee of getting laid. The AMP is an…

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Gossip from dancers?

Do you guys like hearing gossip from dancers? I personally have never been fond of it. I go to clubs to get away from the drama of work. However, when you become a regular girls tend to confide to you…

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Any tips for my first trip to vegas

I am heading to vegas for the first time ever monday thru monday starting this monday. I was wondering what tips and what not you all have? I have been doin some research, seems like there is a…

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Pay no attention to my posts. I am drinking vodka infused wine and that shit is

Fucking truth serum. You ask me and I am all honest and shit.

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Flirting with 2 guys at the same time on Snapchat :)) damn need 2 stop delaying

K

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Newest hobby is just as much fun as oldest hobbies.

My newest hobby (aka SCing) is pretty fucking fun. My previous hobbies were fun too and I’m thinking it is because of the adrenaline and serotonin rush involved. Previous hobbies were martial arts fighting at least 7 good fights per…

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smoking for the weekend in Westfield IND

who has the weed connect in IND?

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smoking for the weekend in Westfield IND

who has the weed connect in IND?

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Attention all pl

https://www.san.org/Flights/Nonstop-Destinations

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I didn't make a post to ask for more trusts. I made that post to say how excited

K

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Have a nice Passover

And happy Easter to the rest of y’all

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Satisfaction? What's it mean?

We all know what it means to get "satisfied". But I don't get it. In the Akron Ohio area we have a dirty, run down bar, Lusty Adventures, where it is easier to get satisfied than any bar…

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Pretty front desk girls

Have you ever been to a club what the girl collecting cover was just so genuinely pretty, not in a slutty way, that you experienced a pang of shame entering the club? Many clubs have sexy older women collecting…