I'm gonna eat pussy

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JAprufrock
Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
I just got back from the bar, D-Bubs, had a few cold drafts, some wings and street tacos and took in some MMA fights.
Yes, I'm drinking and posting, which isn't always the smartest thing, but what the fuck, we're all friends here. To say I'm pissed off right now would be an understatement. i come on here to vent because I don't talk about these things with the few friends I have, who think I've got it all together.
Well, I don't, Did I mention that I have some anger issues?
No worries, because in a few weeks I'm going to Toronto, which is a 3-4 hour drive away and I'm going to have sex with escorts. It's a thriving business there and they have some real beauties, Later this summer, I'm going back to Tijuana and Club Hong Kong for the fourth time, and I'm going to get my cock sucked and eat pussy 'til my heart's content.
I'm going to take some photos of close-ups of hot, pink, spread-open pussies and send them to my ex-wife.
Life is too short to live in misery, Do what makes you happy. I'm 54 fucking years old and I'm determined to spend the rest of my life, health-permitting, eating and pounding young pussy.
WHO'S WITH ME!!!!!!!

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Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
So why are you pissed off - just remembering old memories?
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Cristobal
6 years ago
Enjoy it all brother but a suggestion, don't send anything to your X wife (except alimony and child support) the less contact the better.
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Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
Send her a dick-pic
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Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
I guess JA passed out
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GoVikings
6 years ago
JAprufrock....who's the guy in your avatar?
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Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
^ he's a guy from a well-known TV show I think from the 70s - can't remember who he is right-now but I think he was a well-known womanizer (kinda b/f my time but I've heard of him, just can't remember who he is)
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Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
@GoV

Just remembered, his name is Bob Crane - you can read his Wikipedia page if interested - he was in the show called "Hogan's Heroes"
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GoVikings
6 years ago
thanks Chulo
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Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
^ !
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Uprightcitizen
6 years ago
The picture is Bob Crane from Hogan's Hero's. He was a huge man whore sex addict and used to video tape all his sex which included group sex. He would have been a solid contributor to TUSCL
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doctorevil
6 years ago
He was also murdered under mysterious circumstances. Some say the murder was connected to his "hobby."
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Countryman5434
6 years ago
@ Japrufrock don't let your exwife get to you. Your better off without her. You got toronto and tj. Life is good
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Nidan111
6 years ago
Hogan’s Hero’s was one of my favorites! &japfruck. I had the same problem last night. Drinking and texting on TUSCL. LOL. Good site for venting frustration without suffering harmful consequences. As far as ex wife ... I’m in same boat of hate at age 56, but The only contact I will ever engage in is a text message saying “in the mail” when she texts me for her $2100 alimony check. She loves money too much to get married to another even after 15 years; what a bitch! Me, I moved on and married another who is 20 years younger than I am, had two more kids with my new wife and am still happy after 14 years being with her (8 years married, 6 years getting to know each other).
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Icey
6 years ago
rub it in and make the bitch feel miserable. show her you're better off without her. showing a woman she's worse off without you is the best thing to do to an ex.
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Cristobal
6 years ago
Having dealt with divorce, the best thing for me was to move on and have as little contact as possible.

Focusing on myself and not giving a fuck about anything about her.

I though about it this way: if I sent over revenge picks it may hurt her but now she has motive to hurt me too, it becomes an unending cycle of pain.

It was better to vent my hurt and frustrations with friends and family than to try to hurt her.
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twentyfive
6 years ago
I don’t hold feelings of anger I’m not gonna be mean to a woman that was and, is the mother of my children and poison that well, if you’re smart about it you wouldn’t either.
@Pimp boy troll
Time for you to shut the fuck up pimp troll twat, you don’t know a fuckn thing about healthy relationships or anything else for that matter you’re just a miserable bastard who is only happy when others are as miserable as you are.
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Icey
6 years ago
If I'm so bad at relationships, why do the strippers who you have to pay, catch feelings for me so easily?
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CJKent (Banned)
6 years ago
@JAprufrock

“Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.”

I hope you enjoyed the UFC 236 fights, that I watched, I wanted the Mexican guy to win, because he was the shorter fighter, an he almost knocked the Nigerian skinny dude, but he didn’t follow through after the head kick. But that fight was the fight of the year, so far.

Back to your anger issues; you should concentrate in being happy and doing good things for you and those you care about, at the end nothing else matters, we came from dust and we will become dust after we die.

It is a misdemeanor to send pics that can be considered obscene, and with the #metoo fiasco there are more consequences for any type of sexual harassment.

Holding on to pain and anger doesn’t fix or change anything. When it comes to the past (your ex), all you can do is accept that nothing you do will change the fact that she is your ex, just think of the good times you had and then let it go.

Some people have trouble letting go of their pain or other unpleasant emotions about their past, because they think those feelings are part of their identity. In some ways, they may not know who they are without their pain. This makes it impossible for them to let go.

Oddly enough, those painful feelings you have can be comfortable in a way, especially if they’re all you know, because they are familiar feelings.

Just enjoy your time in Canada and The Happiest Palace on Earth, TJ HK.

Don drink and drive or post, you might hurt yourself and others.

Have a nice safe weekend.
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reverendhornibastard
6 years ago
Can’t argue at all with your long range plan.

Eating pussy is my all time favorite!

I don’t care how bad it is for your teeth!
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twentyfive
6 years ago
Pimp boy so you say nobody believes you let’s get real here write a review, get verified, meet another live person the only evidence to support anything you say is fabricated fanciful tales lifted straight out of make believe story books, I sincerely doubt any woman would give the time of day to you let alone find you attractive.
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Icey
6 years ago
25, you're free to believe or disbelieve what you want. But it makes you look stupid AF to think having had a sugar momma, or dating strippers or fucking/seeing more than one girl at a time is so unrealistic.
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twentyfive
6 years ago
^ only response I’m gonna give you I know personally three of the women that post here the one thing that all three have in common is revulsion at the persona you portray.
Drop mike
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Icey
6 years ago
Meth spice, Blondecumdump and who else? Coz a troll and an aging hoe speak on behalf of all women lol You're an absolute moron. Go to the club and pay 9 dancers and a manager to stroke your ego
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twentyfive
6 years ago
And you know exactly who personally
BTW I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting Blond Bombshell
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Icey
6 years ago
If you're claiming I'm a troll coz I haven't met anyone off the site. Then 99% of the people on here must be suspect. But the fact remains, you have to pay bitches while I make them catch feelings lol
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twentyfive
6 years ago
Sure you make them catch feelings, those feelings are revulsion lol
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Icey
6 years ago
I can go to a club and leave with a girl. You leave with an empty wallet
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twentyfive
6 years ago
^ Cool story ho
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Icey
6 years ago
its facts fag
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vajmon
6 years ago
@JAprufrock, count me in on the eating and pounding young pussy. Here cums Daty!
@whoever, agreed Bob Crane of Hogan Heroes fame is sadly missed. As you said, he would undoubtedly have been a substantial tuscl contributor and remains an outstanding figure in the monger community and someone who's lifestyle one aspires to emulate.
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