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JAprufrock

Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?

Naked from head to toe with her legs spread.

That's my favorite vision of a beautiful woman. I'm sure I'm not alone.

Unfortunately, in America they frown upon that scene, at least in public places (Thank heaven for Tijuana!).

So if a woman can't be naked, except at the handful of clothing optional beaches and whatever nude bars there might be in the U.S., what's the next-best thing? What do you like seeing a hot woman wearing in public?

Here's my list:

Bikini: Nothing more sexy than seeing an attractive lady in a two-piece swimsuit. From the ample cleavage protruding out of the top, to the sexy midriff, to the shapely hips not fully covered by the bottom to the shapely legs, hot gals in bikinis are the bomb.

https://www.missguidedus.com/clothing/sw…

Mini skirt with stockings: When I was in high school, around 1979-1982, hem lines were low. Girls wore their dresses below their knees. It was as if mini skirts were outlawed. Talk about a buzz kill. Might as well have been wearing farmer's overalls. Fortunately, a few years later, the skirts got shorter and have remained that way. It seems like more women are going bare-legged in skirts, for whatever reason. That's fine, but I prefer seeing shapely legs in stockings. Black, beige, tan, nude, works for me.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/2670494528…

Yoga pants: Is this a fairly new fashion trend? When I went to the gym regularly in my younger days, it seemed the women all wore shorts or sweatpants. After about a 10-year hiatus, I re-committed myself to working out aggressively again about four years ago and now most of the women at Planet Fitness wear form-fitting yoga pants. The material on some is so thin, it leaves little to the imagination – I'm talking shapely buttocks with panty lines in the back and camel toes in the front. Best when paired with a halter top that accents the bountiful breasts and flat, alluring mid-section.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ladies-P…

For special occasions and specific professions:

Nurses: Not the kind you're bound to see at the doctor's office these days. I'm talking back in the day, or maybe this is just a fantasy I have fueled by movies, TV and porn, but I love seeing sexy nurses in short skirts with legs in white stockings. I'm sick, you say? I would be more often if the nurses who work for my doctor dressed like that.

https://www.amazon.com/M_Eshop-Naughty-L…

Flight attendants: They were known as Stewardesses back in the day, back when there were countless boners at 35,000 feet at any given moment. Why can't today's flight attendants look like they did in the 1960s and 1970s? Short skirts, sleek figures and sexy gams. That'll cure your fear of flying. My current favorite are the ladies of Emirates Airlines: beige jacket and skirt, red heels, red beret draped with a white scarf. An elegant and classy look. Seems to me, international air carriers have hotter flight attendants in more alluring uniforms. If you're flying a domestic airline nowadays, you're more likely to be served snacks by a 200-pound guy with a beard who likes show tunes (not there's anything wrong with that).

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/3908984426…

The wedding dress: A timeless classic. White and lacy, with shoulders bared. Amazing how even an average-looking woman can look so damn desirable walking down the aisle in this. Enjoy it while it lasts, guys, because one day she might bend you over a table, and I don't mean with lube and a strap-on.

https://www.hitched.co.uk/wedding-dresse…

There you have it, my ideal women's fashion statement.

And before anyone comments, yeah, I know, I need help. But I'm lonely and horny and like beautiful women, so sue me. After several years of misery, I have a newfound lust for life that won't be inhibited.