Sunday Sausage Fest

Went on Sunday afternoon. Giving myself half an hour, if things weren't good. I was gone in my half an hour or so. Nobody on stage when I went in. Lots of guys (6-10). Apparently somebody's birthday. And what a rotten birthday it must have been. No talent visible. Ordered a beer. Watching a ball game. Eventually a dancer appeared. Can't remember the name. Short and chunky. Okay show. Okay barside but nothing really memorable. Next dancer was Trinity. Tall, thin, small breasts, crew cut dyed green. Alternative look but very attractive. Decent on stage but never took off her top. After some bar side chit chat, took her back to the big room. It was a grind. And just a grind. I knew what I was getting into. I was not surprised. Did take her top off. Fine small ta-tas. Did 2 dances where I should have stopped at 1. (I knew better.) Finished. Left. Yawn.

Not sure how to kill my Sundays. Showed up at 3:30 at Purple Orchid one Sunday. Lights on full. Place smelled of bleach. Didn't stay. Suggestions?