Glucose Guardian

Actually it’s Cn(H2O)n. paterni

I feel glucose narrows down what type of sugar is involved too much. What about fructose and sucrose? I think "sweetener guardian" would be more inclusive.

"Glucose Guardian"

Way too clinical. Sounds like some type of high-tech gadget to monitor the glucose level of diabetes patients.

Strippers refer to me as "ATM." I think that stands for "Awesome Talented Man."

i used to be the other ATM .

(until I wiped out my savings. )

now I have to depend on what comes in for my play money. and perhaps I should say capitalize that... PLAY money money money money.
I don’t have a game like a couple other guys that are in my age bracket. Bottom line... is is money money money. Hopefully I will make the transition to fuck just because I’m so fucking awesome. . But I have to be realistic. I ain’t young anymore.

^ lol damn I almost split my side laughing at life experience they can’t relate to of all of your inane utterances that’s the icee on the cake lol

Juice?

@fun - is that a joke? Icey hasn't had any experiences. She sits in her mom's basement making shit up and posting neverending contradictions on here dozens to hundreds of times a day. Delusions of getting stalked by a PI hired by a geriatic who was funding this supposed "pimp"? No one who posts so much on this site is worthy of getting a PI to follow them.

If she stuck to one persona that was consistent in her presentation, then it would work, but she doesn't and it just comes off as inauthentic and obnoxious.

I would love to be a sugar daddy just because. Firstly, I don’t want any emotional attachment from the gal that I wish to play sugar daddy with; I have my loving emotional needs already met. I just LIKE to play with beautiful women purely for my sexual desires. I allow my wife to have her fun (as long as i am not told of such... lol ... she is 20 years younger than I and I know she made like her fun as I like mine) and I feel that I should be allowed the same. Thus, I do not feel guilt. I am looking for a hot chick to play sugar daddy for.

Damn this vino ! My messages appear incoherent at times.

Fructose Father it's more natural

Lol! Is this the terminology for politically correct pussies?

-->"I spend several hours a day posting on a strip club message board instead."

You're implying a true pimp wouldn't be on a message board for many hours per day? The way you typed it, subtly connotes sarcasm. You are never going get invited to join Team Winning-Team if you keep this up.

I really like the SPLENDA SPENDA. Although, the FRUCTOSE FATHER is choice as well. Gonna give them a whirl.