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I will have to go clubbing with no pants

crazyjoe
crazyjoe941525

Colorado

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

I have recently lost some weight. I had to drill new holes in my belt. I don't like wearing a belt to the club and all my pants fall down without one. I guess I will have to go pantless

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twentyfive

Be sure to wear your polka dotted pink boxers ;)

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Nidan111

Holy moly. No barrier between you and the VIP couch! Couches are going to get destroyed you shitter you!

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reverendhornibastard

A long time ago I often wore baggy shorts but without underwear. The dancers rarely failed to run their hands up the leg of my shorts, presumably to verify my accessibility.

Needless to say, Pink Floyd was waiting for them, usually at stiff attention.

I really liked those shorts. I should go looking for a pair just like them.

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Papi_Chulo

How much weight did you lose?

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NJBalla

Real pros wear gym pants or shorts to the club.Is it time for flag to start another strip club attire thread?

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gSteph

I've learned to wear my oldest, thinnest, softest Dockers. With out belt. You mean there's more to learn?!?

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txtittyfag

^^^^^^^^^^ oops wrong account.

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faggyjoe

^^^^^^^Har har har, I got licepuss and faggyjow on the run now #retarded joe cant stop shitting at McDonalds

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faggyjoe

Now everyone is wondering. I am the real cowboy

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Chilli_Powdurr

How did you lose the weight joe? I wish my pants would rall down. That is the way to say Hay Ladies

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MackTruck

Go home Tittyfaggor

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