Off-peak is boring and painfully loud

Summary: Snazzy venue but in an industrial neighborhood. Music is VERY loud. Most dancers zaftig. Waitresses have snazzy-sexy uniforms. (Review applies to a Thursday, 21:30.)

Prices: $10 before 22:00, $20 after. The website offers a free-entry coupon, good before 22:00 (has no fine print to that effect, but that's their policy). Soft drinks $4. Lap dances $25 (Miami standard).

Hours: 24/7. Peak hours are Saturday 1:00 a.m., but the bouncers confided that they sometimes get crowds at 5:00 a.m. (when other clubs close, presumably).