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What does it mean if a stripper is screaming "pineapple, unconstitutional, Phila

jackslash
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7 yrs ago · 1 min read

Q. What does it mean if a stripper is screaming "pineapple, unconstitutional, Philadelphia, fettuccine"?

A. She forgot the safe word.

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4got2wipe

I thought that was one of the many constitutional law experts that posts on TUSCL practicing the brilliant argument that would have resulted in Roberts making a different decisision in NFIB v. Sebelius

(Or, more accurately, the argument that they believe would have made the difference!)

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crazyjoe

Lol

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kingcripple

I literally tried figuring out what the first letter of each letter would spell out

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MackTruck

Shit!

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NinoBambina

This sounds like me

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