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Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Initially disappointing, ended up great

I went last Thursday to take advantage of their $75 for 15 minutes in the VIP. I was watching the stage show and enjoying the parade of girls coming by to attempt to relieve me…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

First time new location

This was my first time in the new location since the move last fall. Clearly it is not the same and not as good as the old location. It is a little…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Tuesday was dead dead dead

Amateur night was the only fun thing about it. There were probably more girls than customers most of the night. The amateurs weren’t all very amateur but they sure lightened the mood. Most of the…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Still a good choice in NW Indiana

I used to be an every other week regular at IS, but I have to say it’s probably been a couple of years since my last visit. The club still looks great and for the…

Tijuana

TJ ?

Was reading one of the HK reviews today where the reviewer posted about his dancer being young and a bit pushy; it was a evening visit. Out of curiosity: 1) is there a noticeable difference b/w dayshift and nigthshift girls in…

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A man's wife has just given birth

A man's wife has just given birth. The man asks the doctor if he can speak to him in private. The doctor takes the man into his office and says, "How can I help you?" The man says sheepishly, "Well,…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

oh Raven

First visit to Follies in years. It was not so dark in there the last time, nor was it valet ($10) to park. Tips only admission at 3 pm. Metal detector and ID check. Not…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Kind of boring in the afternoon!

Was in town for a couple of days with my girlfriend, but only had one afternoon where we'd be apart, so I decided I'd try out Tattletale (I was in that area for other reasons). Of…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

11pm - 1am at the dollhouse on Tuesday night

To start this is more a bar with a side of strip club. Most of the patrons were seated around the bar and the stage was empty when I arrived. There were…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Friday night visit

Stopped in late on a Friday. Paid $15 cover, got wristband, found a seat at the bar and ordered a coke. Two young dancers on stage. I didn’t recognize either. After a few minutes,…

Centerfold

Springfield, Missouri

great afternoon

It had been awhile since I had been to Centerfolds. I had a business meeting that morning, got done at 1, then went over to enjoy some lovely ladies. There were 4 ladies…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, New Jersey

They just closed down...again. Last weekend was their last.

They just closed down...again. Last weekend was their last.

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

enough choices to make it good

I was really in the mood for some big natural titties when I decided to go. Even though I know it’s bad to go with preconceived expectations. When I got there, a blonde MILF trophy…

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Accidentally ate bacon on an already mistaken order by the restaurant ...no wond

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Club 2K

Newark, Ohio

Functional but not great

Stopped by Club2K to see if Lex was working but no dice. I had a couple beers and watched a few other dancers. One was very large (not my type but someone might like it).…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Melissa - blast from the past

For most of us the funnest part of our lives is when we just hit puberty and everything is new. The girls were blooming and the guys couldn’t stop hard-ons in class. So last night…

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Favorite Stripper Names

I like Paradise, Heaven, and Viper. Yes, Viper because I liked her explanation: I bite you and then suck the venom out.

Watering Hole Lounge

Pioneer, Tennessee

Good hole in wall club

After reopening under new owners, they still have the feel of the old Watering hole. $7 to get in and do have cheap beer. Also you can BYOB. Decent sized stage in…

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Dancer using the stage name "Chastity"

Not what I call promising. J)

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

A nice stop in Des Moines

I arrived late on overnight driving trip, actually, about 2am, just as some frat guys were climbing out of uber with a case of cheap beer. As seems typical in Iowa, club doesn't serve, but…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Came out happy

Stopped by after a dinner. First time coming to this place. The place was kind of busy during these hours. There were a good amount of females, how much? Not sure because I was wasted before…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Close up but nothing personal

In the area and hungry and remembered reading this pub had good food and nude dancers so why not try? As others have noted, the parking is free and not hard to find. Got there before…

Boomers 50/50

Harvest, Alabama

Kick ass club

This place is great and worth a trip from Nashville. The club is full nude and your get a lot of bang for your buck. Not your typical strip club. While…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Christina

Highly recommended! Arrived after 10PM and was greeted by 2 ladies as the other 2 were with other customers. I chose Christina as she looked better than the other one to me. She asked whether…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This place did not leave me disappointed

It’s in like an abandoned warehouse like place, get in and it’s a huge open room with stages everywhere. Go in for a closer look at the entertainment and there was dozens of totally nude…

Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

DeLand, Florida

Bar not strip club

Went early Sunday, there wasn’t any dancers just a couple of other customers. One dancer came in late 6 hours after opening. Bar staff and dancer where both very friendly. Place…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Expectations high result low

After a disappointment at tattletales I stopped in here. As most said it’s been remodeled and when I pulled in the lot parking lot was full. Walk in There is a very thin spinner…

Agora Gentlemen's Club

Erie , Michigan

Last I heard they were only open Thursday through Saturday.

Last I heard they were only open Thursday through Saturday.

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Struck out at Lusty's

I stopped by Lusty's about 12:30. Amber was bar tending. There was one dancer, lots of tats, a stomachs that could have had twins. I got a $2 water and sat at…

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Threads and Trolls

Do you wonder how many of the threads are really just one person discussing something in different personalities...

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Struck out at OGD

I stopped by ogd about 2:30 today. Connie was bar tending. I got a bottled water for $3 and had a seat at the bar. There were about 6 girls who for the most…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Need daytime shift

Being a married guy, can't afford for a night time visit. So went in early evening around 7 PM. There was just 2 dancers and no stage show as there were only 2 customers. But…

Mixer's

Northfield, Ohio

More of a neighborhood bar with friendly women

I didn't get any lap dances but I did notice that it was a private area. My intentions were to stop in briefly, have a quick drink and leave but I ended up…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

First Time Visit

I was returning from Phillipsburg NJ this Wednesday afternoon, and decided to take a short detour to check this place out, having never been there before. Arrived around 1:30, a few cars in the…

Hour Place

Jay, Maine

A different but worthwhile place!

I went on a Thursday night with no idea what to expect. I can tell you that this place is unique! First off, it is in the middle of nowhere. I mean, it must…

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IS THIS THE SHORTEST STRIPPER IN AMERICA?

You could keep this stripper in your pocket and pull her out whenever needed. https://www.inkedmag.com/original-news/shorteststripper

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Celebrity who should be a stripper

We had a thread for this but comments are closed. https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=63423 I saw a singer named Marina on Seth Meyers. She could... uh ... be ok. Gorgeous face and big, beautiful eyes. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SDxDTC1NkGY

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Killing time

I had to travel to Fayetteville for work. Stopped by Sparkeys on way home. Strange club have to be member to enter but if you get there before 3 theres no cover and they dont…

The Go Go Club

Belleville, Ontario

Saturday night blues

Was at the club last Saturday, haven’t been there in a long time and was in the area and thought I’d go see my favs... my favs were gone or just not working that night…

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I'm sorry made a mistake.I did not mean to say EARN a woman's attention ..that i

I didn't mean to say its pathetic that men would rather pay for rather than earn a woman's attention, but rather that its pathetic that all clubbing customers care about to be happy is that the girl performs physically for…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Relaxed Vibe on Sat afternoon.

I had'nt mongered in quite some time so I figured I was about due. I pulled up at about 1 in the after to find a halfway full parking lot. Walked in with no cover…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

Slow Sunday

I gave this club a second try, I had been in during happy hour on week day and was crowded with barely and dancers. Ratio much better on a quiet Sunday evening. One stage open,…

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What does your ATF drink?

What does she drink? Water of course but what about when you buy her a drink? Some watered down cocktail or straight vodka etc? Cheers!

Hot Laps Sports Bar

Louisville, Ohio

Interesting place

I had to check this place out. From the outside it looks like a typical sports bar. I got there about 7:30 Tuesday evening. There was plenty of free parking. Upon…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

For a DC club it's worth a visit

Good Guys continues to be my club of choice in DC proper. Mostly for it's low key and laid back atmosphere while still being a clean club. There's not a whole lot of frills but…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Sunday's are slow....

pulled into the parking lot - which now, since opening of the 2nd entrance/exit I have not had any problems finding a parking spot. on this Sunday, plenty of spots were open - in fact…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Paradise

Tuesday afternoon visit and $20 to valet?! Wow, the legal bills must be piling up. Not much else changed, standard pat down and tipped the girl at the entrance a few bucks. Sampled many…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

New Price Structure

I keep coming back because it’s close to one of my clients businesses. Since the new year I guesss they have adopted new pricing structure. Yelp passed are no longer accepted after 8 pm. Also…

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Medical Update

Damn, this is turning into a mini soap opera. My friend just told me that he finally took your advice and went to the doctor to get checked out this morning. He said he could live with the other stuff since…

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Beer Battered Onion Rings

Any one know where I can get some?

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Founder we need an edit & delete button

@Founder Would it be possible to add an edit button as well as a delete button to the forum? Sometimes I tend to type very fast & post it without proofreading properly thereby making certain errors. It would be great if one can…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Dancer Quality Needs Upgrading

I've been going to HB a long time, and I used to really love the afternoon shift. There were always a few nice looking dancers, and I'd have some regulars to fall back on. Theses…

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Denver officer suspended after he was caught at strip club while on duty

He had previously run a background check on a stripper "to see if she had a warrant and to see if she was “somebody I can be around"" https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/investigations/denver-officer-suspended-after-he-was-caught-at-strip-club-while-on-duty

Scores Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Great food, some of the hottest in Tampa Bay, low mileage, high VIP prices

The title says it all! Seriously the food is probably the best I've ever had at a strip club. Plus they have a table behind glass that is right next to the stage so you…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Love this club. Great visit

Always visit this club when I'm in Vegas. Girls are all young and 8+ and not overly pushy. Went in kinda early at 8pm. Sat down and enjoyed the stage for about 15 minutes before…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Barely Visitable

Popped in around 10pm on a Saturday. Found a nice corner spot and sat there for 2 hours and only had 3 gals ask me for a dance. None of the 3 were…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Ukranian sensation lol

Came in on a rare Friday night visit and used yelp for a 10$ discount. I know all the waitresses and bartender so I’m really comfy around this club. So after checking in…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Solid fun but could be better

This place was very nice in regards to atmosphere and setting. The entire setup is pretty upscale, with a bar off to the right of the entrance. The main stage setup was different than most…

New Climax

Tokyo, Japan

Is what it is

Go through the crazy streets of Shinjuku and pass the guys and gals offering you scams. Place has a brightly lit up green sign with it's full name and an older gentleman outside. He doesn't…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

the “Paper Moon” brand redeems itself

If you read my review about Paper Moon - South Side, you will learn that this club’s atmosphere - dancers and overall ambiance is vastly different from the other Paper Moon. This was the first…

Rainbow Sports Bar

Spitalfields, England

Not a nice experience

I was walking around Shoreditch, looking for an alternative to the Ye Olde Axe. Unfortunately I put my eyes on the Rainbow Sports Bar, and I entered. From the very beginning, I did not enjoy the atmosphere. I…

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What makes a good blow job ?

Can you think of the best blow job you have ever had ? What made that one so memorable ? Here is one that sticks out in my mind. I'm in Houston, upstairs at Treasures with two girls.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First time in HK Paradise!!!

Well guys, I did it. First time at HK and what can I say? It is definitely paradise! At 3 PM, I crossed the border at ped west and took a taxi and…

Keeders Show Bar

Jackson, Michigan

WOW!!!! (but not in a good way)

I had a buddy in town this past Saturday night and we went SC'ing in Battle Creek and Jackson. Once we returned from BC we passed by Keeders. My buddy said "how about that place?"…

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What did the stripper do when she went to a gender reveal party?

Q. What did the stripper do when she went to a gender reveal party? A. She took off her panties.

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

Got a bitch dancer - refused to touch my pants!!

I have been to this club many times but I feel like I needed to write this review because this is an issue that I have dealt with multiple times at this club. I even…

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

Slim pickins but you can get lucky

Found a dancer named “Tabitha” who was actually quite hot. Overall, the club atmosphere is fairly nice but be prepared to leave the club smelling like heavy smoke. Unfortunately they never took a strong stance…

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Going to Salina tomorrow!

I’m going to wind up in Salina KS tomorrow. I hope the AA HOTIE that I met last time I was there is there this round. She told me that if ever come back to SALINA KS that she…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Do not waste your time... times have changed

Let me start this by saying this use to be my favorite club. I have gone there since I was 18. I haven’t been there since 2015 but I went to visit last weekend and…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Sahara

Started off the Friday night around midnight. Parking was easy, place is next to a hookah bar. $15 cover with non alcoholic drink included. Noticed lots of latinas and a couple Asian dancers. One was…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Never a bad time

Went back to follies this last Sunday. $20 parking around 3 and $5 cover as always. I was lucky and no line to get in. Place was packed but not unbearable as I have seen.…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Slow night

Tuesday night is not exactly the best night to choose to go here. I'm not sure what I expected. When I get there I'm approached by a nice girl and have a few dances. She…

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Feel like having sex ugh bye

The guys at the pool wee such cuties today I wish I could cuddle with them

Club Saratoga

Duluth, Minnesota

Slender

I get to Club Saratoga once or twice a year when I’m in Duluth and it had been a while so I stopped in on a Saturday night. Note that the strippers start after 8…

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Great local spot for food and eye candy

Driving through Portland, I stopped by for some dinner and a distraction. This is more of a local bar and less of a strip joint. I dropped by on a Monday night and…

Club Saratoga

Duluth, Minnesota

Slender

I get to Club Saratoga once or twice a year when I’m in Duluth and it had been a while so I stopped in on a Saturday night. Note that the strippers start after 8…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Hotties everywhere

The place is not too big. There were 4-5 girls around and couple on the stage. All the girls were really hot. Very friendly too. After a few beers , which are $5 a pece…

Luxxx Showgirls

Peoria, Illinois

Pulse lost me as a customer last week

After I took one dancer friend to Club Cabaret last Wednesday evening (see my recent review) and had a good time, I decided to take another dancer friend to Pulse on Thursday night. We…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Friendly club with friendly dancers

Based on the reviews, I stopped by on my way through town and I wasn't disappointed. The club isn't in the best area of town but once I parked, I felt pretty safe.…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Afternoon visit was unrushed and satisfying

I've been going to TJ's for many years now and the value and quality has always been unbeatable and consistent. I swung by midweek during the day and only had to pay $10 which…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Disappointing again

It has been a year since I last visited the Rhino which hands down was the best club I have ever been to. Last year I had a below average experience and was hoping it…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Relaxed Sunday afternoon

I went to Kittens on a Sunday afternoon round 4 PM. Plenty of free parking in the lot. No valet parking or bathroom trolls. Went to the bar next door for a couple of warm…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Jr’s is great

I went to Jr’s after work on Monday and I had a great time. The club wasn’t crowded, there were 3 other men there. But it had good music playing and the atmosphere was good.…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

A Star is born!

Paid my 10 cover. Got wristband and a bucket of ice for my beer and my red cup. The DJ is good and a good dancer. Saw This Beautiful girl dancing, threw a 5 at her in…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Why am I here again??

I know I shouldn't do this again...but I did. I was staying in a hotel within walking distance so I easily talked myself into going here. It was late Sunday night so I end up…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

A fun time at a discreet an intimate clun

This was my first time at Tally Ho and I was not disappointed. I was only there for a short time so I was looking to have some fun right away. I was quickly greeted…

Miceli's Corner

Harrison, Michigan

Not worth it

This place is not worth the drive . Stopped in on a hunting trip on a Friday night with two others. It’s like going to a VFW hall . There where only two girls dancing…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Some old favorites are back

There were a lot of girls to choose from on this Saturday night and because it wasn't super busy, I was able to take my time and choose. I saw some girls I used to…

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Serious question: is it weird if I get annoyed when I hear guys talking In fatty

Yes, I equally get annoyed by valley girl accents. But I'm asking this question cuz I'm at the pool bout to do my hmwk and there's like a ton of shirtless guys grouped together drinking and being so annoying with their…

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LMAO at the pretentious bitch who I heard say that women are emotionally unstabl

Point: I'm.not saying that men are emotionally unstable ..I'm just saying that you cant make a logical statement about an entire group of people based on how certain individuals within that group act during their weakest moments .... Stereotypes r

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Just so u don't get it twisted: women like me don't dislike men who like strip c

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What kind of stripper do u guys think I would be?

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Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Saturday late afternoon

I haven't been to HiLiter in a while so it was time to pay another visit. Arrived late Saturday afternoon probably around 5-6pm. Parking lot was fairly full so I thought that's a…

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PMs from not listed people.

I just got a PM from a person who's name I didn't recognize wanting information on my favorite club. I did a search for his name and got no listing for him. I guess unless a person has done a…

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Dancer Competition Improving Mileage

It was the wife’s birthday on Saturday and she wanted to go to our local club to see a dancer that is a favorite of hers. My wife likes girls so she’s just as interested in a high mileage dance…

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The Masters

I have two tickets for Saturday.... Should I take a guy and have a boys day or should I take a girl. If I take a guy I will probably just make it a day trip, it takes me…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

One gem found out of about 15 over weight out of shape girls

My first time to the Chicago Club thanks to the recent good reviews here on TUSCL. Thanks guys. I am shocked at some of the women who think they are escort…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Definitely on the Upswing

I recently spent four days in Tijuana (Friday-Monday), and though Hong Kong Club is still my favorite place to start, recent reviews of Chicago Club here on TUSCL have mentioned improvements and I was eager…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Its okay for What it Is.

Stopped by on a Monday evening. Was greeted by two girls outside smoking and walked in and paid the bouncer 5 to enter. The best way to describe the club is if your buddy opened…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

After a long hiatus

For the longest time this was my favorite club, but I got bored with the place about a year ago and haven't been back since. I was in the area on a Thursday afternoon and…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

Man, What Happened To This Place?

Came in last night (Monday) right at midnight. Literally 3 girls there. Total. 3 girls at the Spearmint Rhino? Being a desperate horndog, I still paid my 15 bucks to go in. And I really…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Thursday at 3 pm

it has been awhile and not as good as before, arrived about 3 on a thursday and there were only 3 dancers working. when i arrive 2 dancers were doing VIP and the…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Hot time

I went with a couple of coworkers while I was at a conference. We were there on a Wednesday night and had an absolute blast. There was a VIP party that was taking up most…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Ay, Las Chicas Bonitas...

Being an East Coaster, I don't get to Tijuana nearly as often as I'd like, but when I do, Hong Kong will always be my first stop. Since plenty of TUSCLers, including myself, have…

Club Vogue

Columbia, Missouri

College Town - Local Girls - Bartender was cutest

Excited to try this joint based on the reviews, but a limb experience. No college girls on this night to take my money. Tricky to find via GPS since located on a major highway but just…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Bachelor Party review

Maybe because it was spring break but there were a ton of guys lining up for this place. Just had a nice steak dinner and was looking to wind down for the night. Tip 1:…

Baron's Gentlemen's Club

Sparta, Wisconsin

Was going to be in the Sparta area this weekend

Was going to be in the Sparta area this weekend and wanted to know how the club is if anyone has been here recently. Or any info about the one across the street

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

update

i have actually reviewed this place once in the past but the place got better... brief recap of place, its a smaller dumpier place than most but its ok... small square bar with some video…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Great place at Happy Hour

I stopped by here while visiting from out of town. Had not read any reviews etc, just saw the sign. Well lit club, decent crowd for a Saturday about 530pm. Happy hour was BOGO so…

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founder... profile banner gone?

i just realized the profile banners are gone. some of the members had good profile banners. any chance of bringing them back??

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Beat my expectations

I visited The Admiral once again this year looking for an upgrade from my last experience. Don't worry too much about the location despite what others have said. It's pretty safe. Paying $25 for cover…

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Germaphobe Dancers

Nothing warns me off faster than a girl who is a germaphobe ITC. I have never, not once, met a germaphobe who ended up being any fun. Invariably these girls end up being uptight and painful to deal…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Slow Tuesday Night

I stopped into the golden banana around 8:30pm on Tuesday. The cover charge at the door was $5. As I stepped in I noticed it was nearly empty. Not unusual for a Tuesday night. There…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Fun visit

Follies has to be one of the best in atlanta. I went in the day before valet started and parked myself. Not a lot going on so I posted up with a black and mild.…

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, Massachusetts

Substitute

I dropped in recently late on a weekday afternoon. Neither of my favorite girls was working when I arrived. Through familiarity developed over the months with them, I always enjoy a range of…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Quite different than what I'm use to.

Visited the Lamplighter for the first time after a night in downtown Worcester. Quite the dive bar. Small and dated. Didn't spend a lot of time there. Cash only. $5 cover. Plus would be the…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

a pleasant surprise

I haven’t been here in years and had a few depressing outings the last time i went regularly. decided to swing by for old times sake. Thursday night at 10 was pretty busy. 15ish girls, most…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

Fun club to check out

So there were only two dancers on when I first arrived and two more came in for the a the later shift. All staff members were exceptionally pleasant and made an effort to ensure…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

The Price is Right and we aren't talking Bob Barker

Went in during the week in the afternoon based off a few things I've heard. There were 4 girls and a bartender anxiously waiting for someone anyone to come in so they could use their…

Heartbeats Exotic Nightclub

Springfield, Michigan

Small but packs a lotta fun

A friend and I were kind of bummed we lost money at the casino nearby, so we decided to stop in here. First time customer. Driving up to it I thought it was a tin…

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Why was a dentist a stripper's favorite customer?

Q. Why was a dentist a stripper's favorite customer? A. Because he drilled her and filled every hole.

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Saturday night finally

I’ve visited the Pony on weeknights many times, but only recently was I able to visit on a Saturday night. I was really looking forward to it! I showed up about 10 p.m. and was…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

Excellent Time!

Wow! Went on Monday evening at 9 pm. The bouncer was standing outside and told me that only one girl was there. Told me that more would be there in one hour. So,…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

"Found time" - but disappointment at my first stop

I had the gift of "found time" Sunday, and on short notice too, so I scampered out to enjoy a sudden free evening. (For those who don't know the concept: for those of us who are…

Roxy's Showgirls

Fort Worth, Texas

one of the few real nude clubs

enjoyed this club especially because it is a real nude club, ie nude is not optional but required. quality of the girls is average but at least I can enjoy the view. would still prefer…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

Slightly better than before

Been here before they sold it and renamed it. I didn't feel like printing free pass so I just paid the cover. The place still looks the same except they replaced the old chairs by the…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Two visits (accompanied by my own stripper friends) in two nights

Last week I visited Club Cabaret two nights in a row -- accompanied by a different dancer friend each night! The visits were pretty similar, so I will describe them together. On each visit (Wednesday…

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Web camming

I think most of us have taken a look at some web camming sites. I know a dancer who’s been doing it from her bedroom for a couple of years and Mekong peanuts. Another dancer told me that she knew of…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

nice club worth the visit

arrived around 8 pm. night shift was about to begin and more girls were arriving. initially wanted to leave but decided to stay, especially as they told me I would have to pay again to…

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Detroit guys info please

Playhouse is right by DTW. last review is from November. Does it suck that bad?

Temptations Go Go Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Returned after a one year

Parking can be a hassle. Especially if you don't like parking your car right in front of the club. Dark, dive bar type setup with a stage behind the bar, no dancers on stage, which…

Tijuana

Heading to Tijuana HK tomorrow (Tuesday)

Hey guys, heading down tomorrow afternoon for my first trip to Hong Kong. Was wondering if anybody else was going down? Read a ton of reviews the reports on this site and I kind of know what to expect.…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Old reliable

Was in St. Louis to visit my aunt and went by way of the Park. It had been quite some time since I had been here and I looked forward to seeing if much…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, Louisiana

Quick Stop

I went by the Crazy Horse and had a good time. I went ahead and played a few hands of video games. While I was there I had a relatively good time.…

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hardcore PL binges?

Any PL’s have epic tales of SC benders? Ever spend an afternoon clubbing, break for dinner and go back for more? Curious to see if theres any legends left among us. A buddy of mine once LDK’ed , hung out…

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We as a group need to do a better job of recruiting dancers

All over town I see these hotties working entry level jobs. A lot of fast food. I just saw it today. Motherfucking Burger King bitch had not one but two 9’s working there. Hell yeah I want it my way.…

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In the ATL this week

I've been looking through the reviews and I need a recommendation for a decent SC in NE Atlanta. I see that the ones that have the highest ratings and reviews tend to be very strict on the "no contact" rule.…

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All this talk about the pressure students feel during college admissions process

Srsly. you job is to always aim for the best ajf progress, not to worry about whether x or y accepts. Same thing holds true for the working world.

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Favorite phrases said by other TUSCLers?

Are there certain phrases, words, or sentences that other TUSCLers make a lot that you find humorous or whatever? As I mentioned in another thread, I find it funny how Subraman always calls hypothetical dancers "Porsche." I also find it…

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Dairy of Father 2

Is Texas time tonight! Proud state of where my sweet Poosche goes schooling to be US Senate Queen go Texas Foghorns. Father no Texas Techno not Texas but excited for great state to win at USA Basketball even…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

@bigpat, this club has nude stage dances. I’m not

@bigpat, this club has nude stage dances. I’m not sure if the rules here are grandfathered, being both a nude dance bar and serving alcohol. Laps are topless. As this is the city and not the county,…

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Wouldn't you love to have this happen to you?

Lol... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYfiuwJ-JXs

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Should PL's be allowed to cuck themselves?

By allowing their faves to flirt with and grind on other guys in the club? DISCLAIMER: This is a joke thread.

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Last Minute Trip to Vegas

I've known for some time I might be headed to Vegas this month and at the last minute everything came together so that I am flying out tomorrow. Never been to any of the Vegas clubs although I do know…

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The Snake Lady and the Masters: Augusta Imagines Life Post-Strip Clubs

I'm impressed when the New York Times runs a story about a strip club owner. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/08/us/masters-augusta-strip-clubs.html

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Paradise

I am 2 weeks away from paradise. Wooooooo!

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Another Medical Question

Actually I don't know if this is a question for medical or extermination advice. A friend of mine (yes, it's the same guy as before) told me that his crotch started to itch a couple days after visiting TJ. This morning…

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What’s wrong with this review

https://www.tuscl.net/app/rev.php?id=351694t Too much information

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Did you hear about the stripper who was engaged to a man with a wooden leg?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Did you hear about the stripper who…

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Going to Dallas/FW looking for high mileage low $

Hey guys, Can ya help me out? I'm looking for strip clubs where there straight up FS in Dallas(will be in Austin in a few weeks) that is $100-$200 for 15-30min. NO BS...no games, like Diamond Dolls lol...but If I have…

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Eye Candy AND High Mileage?

As a sidebar to the earlier thread, does such a paradise exist where there are 8's 9's and 10's that are also giving extras for something that is reasonably affordable? I will set $400 as a limit. I can see a…

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Should PL’s be allowed to lock down a particular stripper all night

Should PL’s be allowed to lock down a particular stripper all night? For me, I will say no & here is why Nobody should be able to lock down a stripper all night... Most of us are simply trying to get dances from…

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EXCESSIVELY EXPENSIVE HIGH MILEAGE versus LOW COST LOW MILEAGE

Related to Evasparkling's post, would you go with a club that gave you everything for really high prices (a strip club that's practically a brothel) or an affordable but low mileage club (you don't get much, but what you do…

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Eye Candy OR High Mileage

This topic is as result of my discussion on an entirely different thread... Eye Candy OR High Mileage: Which do you prefer & why? While I prefer Eye Candy, Papi_Chulo prefers High Mileage... i.e. if a Strip Clubs offers a lot of Eye…

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Can you believe this unpublished review I just ran across?

Deja Vu's Garden of Eden SAN FRANCISCO CALIFORNIA April 7, 2019 SATURDAY EVENING Good time I had a great time. Girls were cute, vibe was nice, etc. Would go back soon if I lived closer. Next time i’m In the area, i’ll Definitely give it…

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Top 5 Strip Clubs in USA

Hey Guys, I used to like when they ranked the strip clubs on this site. I’m curious to see the best of the best strip clubs in the USA. Here is my list but I live in Florida but I’m curious…

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Women who describe themselves as being career driven as weird as fuck to me.like

Like...would a domestic wife describe herself as being "home driven?" Lmao..no.. Its like women talk about equality; but at the same time, they put labels on themselves such as being "career driven", as If such a title makes them…

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Lol. My wife just flipped me off because she is Jealous that I might be going to

Lol. She flashed me her tits (which are fantastic, by the way) and told me that I have to at least say howdy to the strippers that I meet. Lol. My wife is fucking awesome!

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Springtime Lull

Not sure if Ive noticed this in the past, but whenever the weather gets better outside the strip club experience changes dramatically. Dancers seem to work more so that they can take extravagant vacations and customers dont visit as much.…

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In Defense of Strippers

There are often negative comments made about strippers on this discussion forum. I thought I would share a few positive thoughts. I see them as co-equal partners in a business transaction. It takes both parties to…

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Tijuana Border

President Trump has announced an additional 750 agents at Ports of Entry from Mexico. It appears he will be implementing extreme compliance with entry procedures, slowing the process considerably in an attempt to put pressure on the Mexican government. Plan your…

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OTC no shows

How many do you tolerate before you fire her? I allow 1 then it is over. Had to fire a favorite last night after she no showed. Good thing is a new girl was available and she is…

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Worlds smallest waist.

Yes or No? https://www.instagram.com/officialsophiavegas/?utm_source=ig_embed I'd pass. Too freaky.

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Blush in Pittsburgh

I noticed the website has been working poorly and social media was deleted a few months back. I drove past Blush the other day and found the sign outside with replaced with similar lettering and shaped sign and coloring but said…

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OTC Opportunities in Detroit and Drugs

I would say since September I have been seriously falling on and off the wagon. What originally turned into a pot filled weekend has resulted in thousands being spent at dispensaries and not being able to remember the better part…

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OTC Opportunities in Detroit and Drugs

I would say since September I have been seriously falling on and off the wagon. What originally turned into a pot filled weekend has resulted in thousands being spent at dispensaries and not being able to remember the better part…

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A boy and a closet

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her…

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TUSCL Functionality— Maps

TUSCL is a great tool, especially since I travel a lot to new areas. However, When I call up nearby clubs on the map, the map doesn’t show where I am located. Am I doing something wrong or is this…

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What do you say to a stripper's boyfriend who is wearing a suit and tie?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What do you say to a stripper's…

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Discussion #12: my friend was astonished when I told her this.

*****disclaimer : No, I am not romanticzing being solely career minded. I just wanna talk about what personally makes me happy . as a result , I do not think that a woman who is a boss in corporate america…

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OT: Duke looking into allegations that Nike paid Zion's mom

Duke University said Saturday it was "looking into" allegations that star freshman basketball player Zion Williamson's mother was paid by Nike. California lawyer Michael Avenatti tweeted Friday that Nike executive Carlton DeBose bribed Williamson and other five-star recruits to attend schools…

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OT: Championship game - who's your pick ?

Gotta say Texas Tech looks like the team to beat

Sidelines 2 Silhouette

Monticello, New York

Was at the track and drove down the rode to

Was at the track and drove down the rode to check out this place. It's closed

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Dancer named Angelina

Does anyone know a beautiful Hispanic woman by the name of Angelina who used to work at the VIP room before they closed? Is she working anywhere?

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Butterfly

does anyone know of a beautiful Asian dancer named Butterfly? She moved to Vegas about a year ago. Where is she working?

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I AM GETTING A YACHT WHEN I GROW UP

After seeing this I don't thank I will have to wait until I GROW UP https://youtu.be/LAbFGixLhz8 I am going to start construction asap! A am balling now!

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OT: Final Four

Who's watching tonight? Rooting for any team in particular?

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List Countries by Your Perceived Sexual Permissiveness or Conservatism

Not that any one person's perception is the absolute truth, but I was curious to see what exactly people's perceptions are if you were to ask. Even if you feel you do not have accurate enough information on this, go…

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Dairy of Father 1

Father say eat goat stew. Make down there strong and wife happy. Happy wife more dry clean production more US dollars so can pay bill for Nicole #1 daughter best Poosche in all of Texas go Foghorns.

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Real-life sex and drug hustlers behind JLo’s new movie rinsed thousands of dolla

Lying, thieving whores. https://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/lifestyle/reallife-sex-and-drug-hustlers-behind-jlos-new-movie-rinsed-thousands-of-dollars-out-of-wall-street-traders/news-story/f3dfe06c8336aa48fe5574d19b6fc011

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Nicole diaries #6: in like porno and prob watch on more than u

-sometimes I watch it for an hr each day..but that isnt every week -and that's bc I cant have sex with guys...I wish I could :(((( -I cant have sex with guys bc: 1) I don't wanna get pregnant and condoms dont…

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Nicole diaries #5 : dad knows that I'm still alive ppl

Dad emailed me today. That's nice. Was able 2 graduate last semester since I only have 2 classes left.. but I'm delaying my gradusion date to enhance my academic resume for law school (NOTE: I CAN STILL GET IN TO…

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problem... access denied by cisco.

on my iPad I attempted to bring up tuscl website and a message appeared saying that it was an ‘unsecure website’ and suspect to fraud... so I clicked on something trying to access the tuscl website and now the friggin…

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Poles Apart: Exotic Dancers Clash Over Employment Status

"Carrying signs with nearly identical lettering and shouting “10-99!”, a few dozen strippers and their supporters protested in front of Los Angeles City Hall Tuesday to demand their right to be independent contractors, rather than employees. The chant referred to…

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OFFSET SAYS CARDI B INSPIRED STRIPPERS AND BARTENDERS TO RAP

"Every bartender stripper with the dream of getting out the club it’s nun wrong with that but my wife help guide ur life to try to rap all u dumb ass ppl at home on couch tweeting suck my balls…

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Why was the stripper called "Coffee"?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why was the stripper called "Coffee"? A.…

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Follies Day Shift

Heading there on a Wednesday afternoon, around 5:00. Is that too late to take advantage of day shift talent? And are there lines out the door? (Don’t care as much about cost. Just want to be able to find attractive…

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I rejected this review but still got published - what do you think ?

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club Tijuana, Baja California slu323 Texas Cost breakdown for first time mongering April 5, 2019 1. VIP Card - $50 (definitely a worth buying, 80% off Cascadas mon & tues) 2. I utilized the online coupons, felt kinda cheap using coupons at a strp…

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going rate for a happy ending

what kind of tip do you give for a massage with a hj?

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Careful out there with the honeys

Old Man helped young woman out to the tune of $300,000. She probably killed him when he tried to confront her about all her lies. Lesson learned, don’t confront, just cut off contact and move on. https://www.foxnews.com/us/psychiatrist-found-dead-playboy-models-car-paid-for-her-rent-warrant-says

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Is TUSCL a Social Media outlet or an ANTISOCIAL Media Release?

Are we just a bunch of secret antisocial shits or are we just a bunch of old guys who don’t like to socialize with the normal crowd?

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Going to Indianapolis 500. Potential for 3 some.

Met a dancer last month that gave me her number to contact her when my wife wants to have a 3 some. Lol. Told this lovely lady that the Pony Has a strip club in Indianapolis and we alway go…

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LOL - good ole Joe Biden can't even keep his hands off himself

https://www.google.com/search?q=trump+meme+mocking+biden&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=MaZtpEOqsvCsWM%253A%252CKDKZbmiFtBZszM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kSjwFjKSAtNo0zRdkuVQX5rU1Du0g&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiZiv2o_7nhAhUo2FkKHUr0Dx8Q9QEwCnoECAkQDg#imgrc=MaZtpEOqsvCsWM:

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Roderigo the Robe Man -- Coming to the United States ( fiction in installments

So we have heard all about the exploits of Tijuana Tim and Mamisan, and about their Show Donkey Breeding Ranch. Introducing: Roderigo the Robe Man. He is exactly like his name sounds. He is, or he was, the guy…

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

stopped by on a Friday Afternoon with a$5 cover, girls

stopped by on a Friday Afternoon with a$5 cover, girls range from a 5-7 except mya, an AA who is a 9. very sexy and great conversation. Did 4 lap dancers at 25 each. limited contact ( we are in…

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How many here are tired of the endless bickering?

I know I am

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Springfield strip club, Mardi Gras, up for sale

Springfield strip club, Mardi Gras, up for sale https://www.wwlp.com/news/local-news/hampden-county/springfield-strip-club-mardi-gras-up-for-sale/1901132746?fbclid=IwAR0YxPRB9Ls1V7fdb0XvhfNQW4yTCrxfCWzPA9bFR41-L6wkEpTYpbcWHlM SPRINGFIELD, Mass. (WWLP) - If you ever dreamed of running a strip club, now's your chance. Springfield's most-famous naughty night club is up for sale. The landmark Mardi Gras Complex, which includes the 66,000…

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Almost caught.

Yesterday the bouncer stuck his head into the VIP room to make sure the dancer had paid the room fee. My pants were down around my knees but I don't think he recognized me because she was standing over me…

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Man arrested for exposing himself at strip club

Which one of you did this? https://www.3newsnow.com/news/local-news/man-arrested-for-exposing-himself-at-strip-club