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Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Worse every time

Just no. The talent is the worst in the area. No variety in girls and no ones interested in being there. I got the vibe that if you're a regular you could find yourself a…

Eclipse

Tijuana, Baja California

Sunday Funday

After a wonderful Mexican dinner decided to walk around revolution Blvd when i come across this strip joint two guys were there saying come in i said orale vato ! Place is great bar not…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Better than HK

Spent most of the night next to the hot tub, dollar goes a long way here.... Crazy ass shows too Last show I saw a girl got tied up on stage, and a guy was using…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Where are the dancers??

Seems like I do all my clubbing on Friday afternoons. This past Friday I was in Fayetteville for an appointment and I had some time to kill, so I decided to stop by Secrets. Club…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Better than Expected!

This place was a pleasant surprise. Outside is a clean with a nice, big, freshly paved parking lot in a safe area. The high rating on here for quality of dancers is spot on. The…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

Crowded and hectic but cool...

Some friends and i just went this Saturday night to grab a few beers and of course see the beautiful women. The cover fee depends but we paid 15 bucks because it was passed a…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Pretty small/slow

I went to Sands on a Friday early night. Probably around 7. I was expecting more girls than normal given it was around shift change but there was only 3 and no…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

still shut down after the shooting incident.

I drove by BN last night and it was still shut down and completely dark too. I guess the shooting incident meant a real wake-up call for this club, especially if the dead victim was…

Diamonds Show Club BYOB

San Antonio, Texas

Maintenance Required

Was passing thru town and wanted to drop by to see if FAV was in. Should haven warned something was up because sign was not lighted. Drove in to a completely empty parking lot. When i get…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

A new find

Had been here once before and came away satisfied - you just have to set your expectations correctly. It's a hole in the wall in the suburbs of Eastern PA. Fancy it is…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Seems to have gone downhill

I've been going to this place for years and recently returned after a long absence. Don't know what the day shift is like nowadays (other reviewers have said it's bad), but the night shift seems…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Haven’t been for a while. Not much has changed

Haven’t been to the place in a while. Pulled up and the sign was half hanging. Knew from that point not much had changed. Went in got a beer and sat for a…

Odisea 2001 Showgirls

Tijuana, Baja California

Probably the worst, sketchy

Honestly, with all the options...stay away from this one. It’s sketchy to say the least and the girls aren’t great by any stretch. To start our waiter was pushy about getting a tip from the start,…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Too much of the same

A few weeks back I was hanging with some friends and they decided to check out early so I swung by Pandora. I paid my $20 fee and grabbed my drink. I noticed…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Comfortable visit

Found myself in Raleigh on Friday afternoon, and since it had been a while, I decided to pay a visit to Capital Cabaret. I arrived about 12:30, got checked in (free admission before 6:00) and…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

I was in the area... Wished I would have driven elsewhere

So I found myself free on a weekday afternoon and was in the mood to see some titties, so looked up where the closest strip club was, and headed on down to Sunny's bar. From…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

First time experience for my wife and I together

My wife and I had our first experience in a club together at Sapphire and got the couples package, which cost $165, included a $150 drink card, a free limo ride, and a table. Beware…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Always at least one girl working for her tips every shift

I've been to HB 3 times so far, each time I was lucky enough to find that lovely dancer who seemed to enjoy what she does. Each time I came before the after work crowd…

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Why is a stripper who is into bondage always poor?

Q. Why is a stripper who is into bondage always poor? A. Because she's strapped for cash.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Another thing, is it better to go alone or with

Another thing, is it better to go alone or with friends , ive done both but i really dont know. What have been your experiences. do you have more fun alone or with a friend.?

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

In your guys opinion what is the perfect amount of

In your guys opinion what is the perfect amount of time to stay , and where is it good to stay . Ill be going in a couple weeks only for 1 and a half days but i feel like…

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What's a healthy number of hobbies to have?

Too many hobbies and you're too busy and never have time to relax, too few and you are boring. What's the magical Goldilocks number or number range for hobbies one should have? For the purposes of our lives, does going…

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WTF is up with the crazy mentally ill people on this board these days or am I ju

WTF?

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Escorts screening

Its very rare that i use sex services in America ...... When it comes to (anything sex) America is a prude nation.......They Actually arrest you for sex..... All the Strip Clubs,Escorts etc......... just don't give you the same entertainment sex value as…

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The story starts, as many tend to do in Pasco County, with nudity.

Three naked women were spotted at a Pasco rest stop. Then came the high-speed pursuit. https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/three-naked-women-were-spotted-at-a-pasco-rest-stop-then-came-the-high-speed-pursuit-20190411/

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I failed

I have failed as a pl. I have let everyone down. I go to tj next week but it has been 6 months since i have been to tj. No pl should ever go that long without a gorgeous mexican…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

The 19th Home

So going to the Hole is a tradition that me and me friend have, and we talk about it all the time. Every time he visits we go there, sometimes twice, and it's always a…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

Friendly dancers, music permits conversation, accessible to transit

Summary: Friendly and assertive dancers but limited English, music not painfully loud, helpful receptionist, private lap dance booths, free entry before 8:00 pm, nice decor. Price: Entry is $10 after 8:00 pm, and free prior to…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Empty

Stopped by a little early on a Sunday 8pm. Paid cover, checked my coat, got my wristband and went inside. Not only was I the only customer, I was the only one in the…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Decent on a slow night

I arrived around 10 pm on a sat night. The cover charge was 15 which is a little steep. When I got in, it was kinda dead. A few guys around…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Helps to know the lay of the land

I was looking forward to my first ever visit to Follies so I decided that it might be helpful to recruit an expert for some guidance. I messaged Shadowcat and he was available on…

Dennis Hof’s World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch

Mound House, Nevada

It’s a crap shoot

It seems that the brothels are just all over the place with their girls. Three months ago I negotiated with three different girls using the same type of job (50-60k a year) for under a…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Good dances

Went to the hideaway on a thursday night. Sat down to watch the show when this thick latina that goes by becky came and asked if I wanted some dances. I said yes, but not…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Saturday night

Stopped in on Saturday night around 11 p.m. paid the $10 cover to the manager at the ,door (who was friendlier than I've seen in the past) and was let in and bought a…

Blue Diamond Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Decided to give an odd spot a try.

I was stuck in I76 traffic and decided I needed a break. This place is in a very odd neighborhood, it's west Philly but seems safe and quiet enough. There are a couple of large…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Good time

Strolled in around 4:30 pm, grabbed a seat, and bought a water. Watched Noel's set, which was then followed by Bali's. Bali is very hot. Said she's from Spain. She gave…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Better then last time.

This time was way better then last time. I haven’t been here in a couple years so thought I would give it an other try. It was a Thursday and they had a 100$ for…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Fun Friday Night

Arrived here after a Friday group dinner. There is a decent selection of talent after 9pm or so. As others have noted it is in a rough part of town and the interior of the club…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Don't judge a book by its cover

I stopped by Show World a few weeks ago for the first time in quite a while. I saw a very attractive blonde named Crystal and arranged for a "dance". She came in,…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Night Review

Have been to desire before mostly a day guy. Have done a few weekend night before. Drinks with the card are reasonable. You have to ask for the card. If the bartender knows you you…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Sunday is a Lousy Time to Go to Church

St. James is known to its faithful congregants as “the Church . I admit to having frequently experienced religious ecstasy in this tabernacle of titties, I regard the Church as one of the…

Platinum Showgirls LA

Los Angeles, California

The usual, but wait and patience pays off

In this review, I will give everyone an overview of my experience visiting over the years and the night I visited review of the club. After a Saturday night concert in LA wrapped up this past…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

So so time

This place is hit or miss, and when it's hit it's hit. Unfortunately when it's miss it's miss. Got VIP with the tall thin Chinese stripper Suki (I think that's her name). Absolutely worst VIP…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Distraction from visiting family

I went to wise guys. I usually can't visit clubs when visiting family due to smelling like smoke, but I had some time to kill before a flight. I got lucky, of all the girls…

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Political Campaign Promises

President Trump has done a quite remarkable job at making tangible efforts to fullfil his promises, especially in comparison to other recent Presidents. The Democrats hate his positions on issues, but I consistently here his detractors complain that he isn't keeping…

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Political Campaign Promises

President Trump has done a quite remarkable job at making tangible efforts to fullfil his promises, especially in comparison to other recent Presidents. The Democrats hate his positions on issues, but I consistently here his detractors complain that he isn't keeping…

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Lust for the night...

So I’ve been seeing this dancer every time I go to this town on business. Saw her a number of times at the local club and then turned into coming to my hotel room for a visit. We never do…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Not the same

After the news of closure, most regulars were disappointed including me since it is the most trusted place where you get satisfied for your money. So, yesterday I went around 8.30pm and had a regular…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Nice place for eye candy and relaxing.

On way up 95, stopped for a rest at Desire last Sunday late afternoon. After having a disappointing stop at PM in Bridgeport earlier, tried to reestablish my faith in Strip Clubs and…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Stopped In Recently

Stopped in recently for a couple of hours. Had a couple of $9 screwdrivers; they pushed the more expensive Grey Goose. Don't remember any dancers' names. Got a lapdance and an extra from one…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Very Nice

I stopped in on a Saturday night in the middle if golf season. There had to be 100+ dancers working at 11:00 PM. I assume that this is because it was the height…

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Game of Thrones?

Stripper friend and I are speculating the clubs will be dead both ways due to the final season of Game of Thrones premiering. Thoughts?

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Everyone should visit at least once

Of all the strip club in all the states, this is the one everyone should visit at least once. I’ve come back here several times, even after visiting several others in south FL. 4 of…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Quick stop, 3 dances.

Driving back from Boston, stopped mid afternoon at Ruby’s for some eye candy. It’s a 2 minute drive south on rt 130 from Rt 95 ( the Fairfield ave Rt 130 exit). A…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Got cornered by one dancer. She can't take no for an answer

A recent drive up RT 95 to Boston found me stopping at PM on a Sunday mid-afternoon. At least 15 girls working and probably 25 customers. A bit older Dominican,…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Goddess

Returned to the Goddess after a month or so away. Took awhile to park but was able to find on street parking. I was here on a Wednesday or Thursday. No cover again, hasn't been the last few…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Club has good potential but..

Visited xtc cabaret Austin for the first time on Saturday as this is the only nude club near around San Antonio. Arrived around 11 pm. I parked on left side of the club when you…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

3 trips - same unsatisfying result 3 times

Went 3 Saturday early evenings over an 8 week period. First trip about 7pm. $5 cover, got a beer at bar and sat at table between the 3 stages.…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Ok visit

This has been my go to club for over 15 years. It had been a couple months since I had been here and it seemed at least from this night that the talent level is…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Masters Week

Have been here several times, and it being Masters week knew the club would be slammed with visiting dancers etc. and I was right. PW is the only game in town when it comes to Columbia,…

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Pregnant former Playboy model, 25, is extradited and booked into a Las Vegas jai

Part of this story has been posted previously. Here are some more details about the murder of a 71-year-old man at the hands of a 25-year-old "model" and her boyfriend and her roommate. The boyfriend is on…

Stars Sports Bar & Adult Entertainment

Muskegon Heights, Michigan

Great time!

After an abysmal trip to the Odyssey I thought I’d try Stars. Decent place in a not great part of town but it was safe. Walked in and was greeted by the bartender and security/DJ.…

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El Tigre

In the lead with 3 holes to play. Can he do it?

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Literally a place to just get in and out

Typically April afternoon, cloudy, cold, and depressing when I got off work early. I certainly did not want to head home so I decided to see what Bogart's would be like. I had not been…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Decent time at Inner Room.

I went to Inner Room Sat afternoon after doing some errands in the morning in the Cocoa Beach area. I have not been there in a while and wanted to check out the day shift.…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Decent visit

Gold club centerfold is a nice SC from someone coming from SF Bay Area. I stopped by 2 days at this club and both days were decent experience. Club itself is clean. They check ID…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

Management stepping up their game on Fridays

The last couple of Fridays you can tell that management is stepping up their game having more dancers there during the afternoon shift in hopes of attracting more customers as the weather gets better. The…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

New 19th Hole Favorite

Stopped into the 19th Hole around 7:00 Tuesday evening. Most of the daytime girls were gone or were in the process of leaving and the nighttime girls were starting to come in. Saw my old…

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Would like to write a blog or book on the psychology of competition after (hopef

Would like to write a blog on the psychology of competition after a few years , as internal competition and Wordly success are often considered to be mutually exclusive, which I believe negatively impacts the quality of education received…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Nice club

I've been going to Mynx off and on for years. It used to be called Gold Club and something before that I can't remember. On this visit I only visited Mynx, not the after dark…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Definitely a Place to Take Care Of Business

Came to Vegas for a Thursday overnight business trip. Started looking up the best spots after checking into my hotel room. Turns out LD is one of the few if not only All-Nude clubs in…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I'm not quite sure how long ago Vanity Grand closed

I'm not quite sure how long ago Vanity Grand closed but I am surprised it lasted as long as it did. They now have a sign up now that a new place, Sin City (of Bronx NY fame) is…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

Another club with all 4-6s except one 9 !!! And what a fantastic time I had b/c of her !!

You know what it's like when visiting a new club.for the first time. Check out the ambiance. You quickly note: is it decent and clean (it was) or dark drab and dull.…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Beats the others

I went to TJ again this past week. This time I started at Chicago and didn’t need to nor want to go anywhere else. As I walked in there was a table set…

The Candy Factory

Rochelle, Illinois

It is closed

This popped back up on the strip club list here and i read elsewhere that it was open again. Stopped by tonite after 8 pm sign on door says open at 7 on saturday and…

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What is it called when you tell a stripper she's right?

Q. What is it called when you tell a stripper she's right? A. Sarcasm.

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Crazy horse in sfo is still a go go?

Planning next week to sfo is crazy horse a good place to go for extras..also is there any good amp u guys suggest

Diamond Club

Bronx, New York

Chillaxin’ at Club W

Found myself in the Bronx. Not my usual haunts. Had a couple hours to kill in Hunts Point. Not sure how you kill a couple of hours in Hunts Point if you’re not buying wholesale…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

Nice Facility but Pretty Lame, Not For Me

So last Saturday a buddy and I did a SC trip around Battle Creek and Jackson. After visiting Heartbeats which was decent (and reviewed separately), we checked out this place. It is located directly across…

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She was probably just on her period

Some posters wanted update on that whole CF thing. So I thought I would give it. I saw her tonight (slow for a Saturday) The vibe was totally different. It’s as if nothing happened. I still apologized, she said “you…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

Too Tame To Go Back

I stopped in the Silver Slipper on a Friday around 6:30 p.m. I live in Chicago, but I was looking for something a little different, so on a nice day I took a ride out…

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[OT] Have you ever radically changed the quality of your diet?

I spent a long time eating almost exclusively plant foods, a lot of it raw plant foods. I thought veganism, or close to vegan, was healthy. Turns out I was wrong. Totally fucked me up. I then went on to…

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I'm gonna eat pussy

I just got back from the bar, D-Bubs, had a few cold drafts, some wings and street tacos and took in some MMA fights. Yes, I'm drinking and posting, which isn't always the smartest thing, but what the fuck, we're all…

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Baby pl

Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be pathetic losers. Theyll drive those big ol trucks and spend alot of money in tj.

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

Really slow on a Friday night

After a pretty good night at the Lumber Yard, I figured I would try Minx just to compare. I walked in around 11:00, which should have been when the place was starting to hop. But…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Different - but nice

I found myself in Des Moines on a Friday night. Having never been to an Iowa strip club, I thought I would knock one more state off my list. Arrived about 10 pm. Club…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Terrible in every regard

The place is terrible. The environment is nothing like a strip club. It could be described more like a sports bar with dances. What is worse, drinks are $30. You have to buy a drink, buy…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Good day service extras

I've been here quite a few times but always at night, so this was my first day visit. Obviously there are fewer girls during the day, but the quality is still very good. On this visit,…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Jewel Box,no jewels to be found

Contrary to recent reviewers notice of closure ,Jewel Box top floor titty club still open with renovated space.No great wonderment in reinventing the ancient sleazy bar into a fine gentlemen club.Now having a roped off…

Rick's DFW

Fort Worth, Texas

St. Paddy's day

I went to this club for St. Patrick's day and it wasn't all that great. I'd figure that this was a Rick's club I hadn't been to before so I'd show up and see what…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Way better than IR at night

After a certain hour, IR becomes useless. And while it’s more expensive, the only reasonable thing to do is head over to Lido’s. Where the caliber of dancer is simply superior. However the music is…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Talent level is low

Went in last Wednesday night and it was terrible. The talent level has down hill the past few months. Seems like the girls have packed on some pounds or have gotten too many…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Stopped in and now I'll stop back in again...

Normally I hit up IR or stop in Cheaters to see if there's any random good talent and after both were duds, I decided to hit up Lido's. It was probably around 6pm and…

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Why do guys hit on me when I look ugly ugh

At the pool with minimal makeup trust me I don't think I look hot..in my sports bra and tennis skirt hair tied up..these dudes come over try talking to me and when of them I would consider cuddling with ...why…

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Which do you prefer

Extras not included, which would you rather have: A girl who will come sit in your lap and chat you up for a while before pushing dances Or A girl who hustles. Will introduce herself quickly and immediately push for dances? For me, i…

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Not human trafficking.

https://amp.businessinsider.com/robert-kraft-massage-parlor-prosecutor-no-human-trafficking-2019-4. Lmao leo can't prove human trafficking in kraft case. I knew it was bullshit

Mansion Gentlemen's Club & Steakhouse

Newburgh, New York

Buy me a drink!

So, I’ve come here a few times over the years, and usually it’s pretty chill and not a bad place to have a few beers and strike up a conversation. My most recent time though…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Waste of time

Decided to stop by since I haven't been there in awhile. There was a good selection of girls.The inside has been well reviewed by others, nothing to add. I had low expectations but the dances…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Well guys, I've booked my flight to San Diego for

Well guys, I've booked my flight to San Diego for the end of May and can't wait to see Hong Kong for myself. Got a really good deal on a flight so I'll have more $ for the chicas!…

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Dancers Wearing Mesh or Fishnets...

Yes or no I think fishnets are sexy as hell. I usually wear button up shirts to the club. If a dancer is wearing fishnets I usually need to unbotton my shurt because buttons sometimes get stuck in fishnets and can…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Always a fun time

This has always been my go to place whenever I have the urge for some chocolate in my life. I always like to get there before 3 so its not too crowded. When I arrived…

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Have You Ever Had Any Life Changing Moments in A Strip Club?

One of mine was when I had just tipped a dancer on an stage and she picked up the dollar with her ass. Right then I received a text from a buddy that said, "Ever wonder if that dollar bill…

Lumberyard

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Good club

After disappointing visits to the Davenport area clubs and the night still being young I decided to drive to Lumber II at Cedar. I remembered having a good time there a long time ago. Once…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Awesome place

This is one of my favorite places. On the daytime weekend and or weekdays. The place and dancer are very laid-back place. The Happy hour beer is 4 dollar domestic…

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To.people who cant wash dishes because they are too busy: I seriously eel your p

Dishes are only worth having if you find the time to wash for them. Dishes should be kept in the sink . the sink is for washing dishes, not keepinf them. Rarely any of us have time to wash dishes these…

Eden Cabaret

Pensacola, Florida

Not the positive experience I expected.

The club is clean as always, The light level is just right. I am always warmly greeted there by the bar tender and the bouncer/manager. There is a main stage with maybe…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Red Room one of 6 places visited on the block

Visited on Wed evening from 5:30 - 7 PM Jewel box, nothing, on large black gal at the end of the bar, no bartender and no movement ... so passed Pussy Cat- One Black gal on stage,…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Small place and quiet, but good time

the evening started for me at around 9 pm. The Lyft driver warned me that it was sort of run down and not so nice and tried to steer me to Palazzios. I…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Swing by really quick.

I stopped by around 6pm on Thursday evening. No cover to go in but they do take your id and scan them on the computer. They do put a wristband on you and tell you…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

Better than I hoped for

Friday late afternoon about 5 I finished up in my office, and decided I needed some entertainment, but was tired of the same ole same ols, so I decided to head a bit farther south…

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Anyone else get irritated by this

I stopped in to a club a few days ago, and there was a door girl taking a dollar for entry on afternoon shift, I gave her the dollar, and as I turned to walk in she said why no…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

Feast or famine

The layout hasn’t changed, LD area is a little better for privacy, and one VIP room isn’t bad (try to get one with the bathroom), while the other is a pit. But whether Harem is worth…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

$10 Sundays at XTC cabaret is definitely a good time.

I went to the $10 Sunday at XTC by myself with a few beers and had a blast. $15 to get in. Most girls get naked on stage. All dances are $10 the entire night…

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Paradise

This is going to be the best year ever. I am going to be going to tj in 11days. Wooooooo. Then in june july august september october and december. Viva mexico!

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Glucose Guardian

With all the politically correct BS these days, I just want to make sure my desires for potentially being a sugar daddy is not taken wrong. Is this the proper gender neutral term that I should use when asking…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Not many choices

I first visited this club probably close to 20 years ago now...nothing has changed. Whether that is good or bad IDK. Girls are mostly friendly and since none of them were doing any…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Still the best choice in the area

Went in right after work. The happy hour special is amazing. Half price beer till 7pm and half price dances until 6. Wait staff is super friendly and kept me hydrated the whole time I…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

more variety than usual

so after dinner in the city, I missed the expressway entrance and figured it was a sign I should just keep on down market street until I end up in university city and make a…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Good club, terrible prices

I had been to paper moon before but was passing through on a Thursday after a few drinks and decided to stop in. I got there right before midnight so cover was $12.…

French Quarter

Hot Springs, Arkansas

Wouldn't give a quarter for French Quarter

I've been coming to French Quarter for years, though I never reviewed it because I didn't want to give too much exposure to a great thing. As any experienced monger who visited this place in…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Hit or miss

I visit this area for work couple times a year and usually end up spending time at Bogarts or one of the other 2 SCs (FC, Criket) every time before heading back home. I had…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sorry, can't remember her name

I hate when reviews of good visits don't include the dancer's name, but unfortunately I just don't remember the name of the girl who made my visit come to a happy conclusion. Anyway, I…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Curiously, Talent Better on Off Days

You might expect Gold Club to be chiller on an off day such as a Thursday or a Sunday, and you'd be correct. Curiously, however, I've also found that the talent working these nights tends…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

A club to visit

To start off this review, this club is not bad considering and comparing it to other clubs in this area. Going to the club, you'll find parking on the street it's on or a nearby…

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

Yes yes yes

I stopped in 2 weeks ago it had been about 12 years since I visited this club last. The upgrades and improvements were amazing. The club looks really good on the inside with nice…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Daleville, Alabama

No longer a regular of a dancer

I went out to Teasers around 11:15 on Friday April 12, 2019. The parking lot was full, but not that many customers on the inside. I paid the 7 dollar cover for the door…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Found some treasures. Friendly girls here.

Ok I see why this place rates high with the Tuscl faithful. Mileage. The facility is pretty crappy. Reminds me of that dump Pandora’s. Uncomfortable cheap seating everywhere. There are two stages and…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Not bad to visit

This club is not a bad club to visit for the area. The club is located on main street so parking could be found on that street or on a nearby street depending. So after…

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Why don't strippers flirt with disaster?

Q. Why don't strippers flirt with disaster? A. They give it a blowjob instead.

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Consistent

In the last 6months, been frequent PHL. I feel this is one of the consistent clubs around the area. Girls are consistently good. There is always a good selection. Schedule is always posted on the…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

A few nice ones this time

I arrived about 8 30 PM. The layout of the club had not changed since my first visit about 4 yrs ago. There is a large horseshoe shaped bar that doubles as the…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I'm in Love With Charley

Went to the old Ballpark shitshow on a Thursday afternoon and this beautiful blonde names Charley was working. Never seen her before, but found out she works typically in the late afternoon-evenings. She did…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Better than other ones

I was walking down the Broadway road and saw this one. I had also read past reviews on DejaVu, so decided to take a look. Overall it's a small club with handful of girls working. They…

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Anybody recognize her? LMAO Shes gotta be a stripper

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2pc2--ff2MU Shes gotta be a stripper right? Thats a professional-grade twerk and she clearly likes to put on a good show...

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part of the reason I wanted to do stirppng (FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY) is just to show

I would only give lap dances to the handsome guys..I just wanna do social experiment and see how guys act towards strippers..but again I would just wanna show off and flirt lmao not touch any of the guys unless they…

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I just found Trish_Club_Lust

When Imgur advertising is on point. https://imgur.com/gallery/cxWKZbY

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Should I feel embarrassed ?

Ok so now that's almoat summer there's always like a group of cute ass buff guys hanging at the pool...LMAO so apparently whenever I look cute (makeup done, cute dress) I always go by them cuz the pool is in…

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Topics you would like to see a TV show cover?

I am a huge history nerd so pretty much everything I wish a TV show would cover is historical somehow but here's what I am thinking. - more TV shows about the Revolutionary war. It's really surprising to me that such…

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Ugh I don't feelings 4 any guy rite now(they would have to be quality men..not l

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How do you hold your phone?

I'm designing some new features for the site. Just curious about how you use your phone I go vertical with my non-dominate hand.

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West Palm Sunday

Ok, I’m flying in this Sunday for a meeting Monday afternoon. Would the TUSCL experts recommend Cheetah in W Palm Beach, or Diamond Doll’s In Pompano?

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Club W in NYC?

I saw Anna Kendrick was on some showtime show where the hosts took her to Club W in the Bronx. I know all NYC clubs suck, but I'm curious if anyone has been. They took her at 3:30 in the afternoon.

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Trip to Anaheim looking for wingman

Kind of new to the strip club thing. Anyone want to show me the ropes in Anaheim? Only been to about 4 clubes in my life and figured a regular would know this better than I.

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

Lap Dances are topless, stage dances are nude. Like

Lap Dances are topless, stage dances are nude. Like most if not all southern FL clubs they serve alcohol.

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Good week SCing

Had a fantastic week SCing. Reviewed 2 Midwest Middle of nowhere Clubs. Sensations Galena KS and The Shady Lady in Salina KS. I wanted to visit NiceSpice in TX, but had to settle for less due to business. Lol

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NBA Play-offs / Who ya got ?

The NBA's second season is upon us. The real games begin. Yes, Lebron James is not in them this year and is beginning his career as a TV producer and movie star. But who…

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Deleting an unpublished review?

I think I accidentally published a review partway through, which I subsequently completed. Is there a mechanism for users to delete reviews before they get published? Thanks!

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I hope nobody approved this one.

Pandora's Adult Cabaret SEATTLEWASHINGTON April 12, 2019 NOT PROVIDED NOT PROVIDED Morgan The one you guys call Morgan I have been with since 2010 says all this is lies so any proof u guys have such as video pics texts send to 435 931 0282…

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Why will you feel sad when your Chinese stripper makes you a dinner of sweet and

Q. Why will you feel sad when your Chinese stripper makes you a dinner of sweet and sour pork? A. Your dog is missing.

Tijuana

Additional Thoughts on Tijuana

I've been in the SD/TJ area for a week and just got back from making one final trip across the border and back this evening. I already posted reviews of Hong Kong, Chicago Club, and Dulce Gabanna and I…

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Tj zona norte

I am curious. What is the longest you have stayed in tj ? I have done 5 days.

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“Big Dick Energy”

I don’t watch every tv show, in fact hardly any now a days. Is this some kind of new thing? Maybe I missed something. Recent clubbing has lead to numerous accounts of dancers mentioning this Big Dick Energy but never…

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Strip Club Bucket List?

I think someone posted this a while back, but wondering if anyone had any items still left on thier bucket list. I see myself as retiring from the game in 1-2 years and have crossed a lot of items so…

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Taking a trip to LA from Seattle

Flying down to LA from Seattle at the end of the month. Been reading reviews of City of Industry as that is always mentioned as a good place for clubbing. Must say that Seattle is not known on TUSCL as…

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Could New Evidence Lead To Another Trial For The Menendez Brothers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5OH4He7teY SJG

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It’s the eyes

I have recently began really taking note of stripper eyes. I am getting good at predicting who among them are to become a proper contributor for my $$$. Their eyes tell a story.

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Chicas

Is it me or are mecican chicas goddesses sent for pl not to cum in their pants?

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Interesting Experience - is this sort of a norm?

Over the years I have gotten in the habit of stopping at the Strip Clubs of Hurley, Wisconsin when I’ve been in the area on business. Using the strategies I’ve read about here on TUSCL I was able to cultivate…

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Ever shit yourself during a LD?

I ate a pack of juicy fruit beforehand and just shit myself during the LD. While it is fun leave the LD area with a LDK its very challenging to excuse yourself with that smell emanating from your drawers.

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DO YOU EVER TRY PUTTING ON YOUR UNDIES AND YOUR BIG TOE GETS STUCK IN THE WEINER

And you almost trip and fall on yoir face? This seems to happen to me every time I get abducted by aliens

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Las Vegas Clubs

Fellow degenerates I need your input. I am looking for a strip club and which I can fuck my girl in. She's wants the D at a stripclub but I don't know what I can get away with in Vegas…

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I’m haunted

I started counting the other day and at least a third of my club hookups have since OD’ed. A good double digits. I’m slightly conflicted as to how I should feel about that. Indifferent, sad, angry. I’d probably be worried…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

So next Wednesday, I’ll be there during the “Thong and

So next Wednesday, I’ll be there during the “Thong and Tequila” party. Considering that everyday at hk involves thongs and tequila, is there anything special or different I should expect?

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Strippers Who Have Real World Talents

We were at a local club and met a smoking hot red headed stripper who had quite a lot of body art and a few piercings. Not the usual looking stripper with a bunch of random unattractive tattoos that just…

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Clinton man who took Urbana strip club employee's car admits to DUI

I have been to the Silver Bullet and it was a high contact club. But that was many years ago when I was young. http://www.news-gazette.com/news/local/2019-04-10/clinton-man-who-took-urbana-strip-club-employees-car-admits-dui.html

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Is anything a stripper says true

Hi everyone, I was getting a lap dance a few days ago and the stripper was seriously sexy. She said a few times oh your so hard I wanna put some edibles on it n lick it off. The first…

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Final 4 sex trafficking

https://www.google.com/amp/s/sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/police-minneapolis-sex-trafficking-sting-during-final-four-ensnares-58-rescues-28-050057956.html

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Why did the stripper call her legs "rumors"?

Q. Why did the stripper call her legs "rumors"? A. Because she was always spreading them.

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Florida Panhandle

So, I'm 'tworking' at a club in Pensacola tonight and tomorrow night and I kind of hate it. I never thought I'd run into a cabaret ordinance that was more strict that Detroit's. That's all. I just wanted to bitch…

Tijuana

TJ ?

Was reading one of the HK reviews today where the reviewer posted about his dancer being young and a bit pushy; it was a evening visit. Out of curiosity: 1) is there a noticeable difference b/w dayshift and nigthshift girls in…

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A man's wife has just given birth

A man's wife has just given birth. The man asks the doctor if he can speak to him in private. The doctor takes the man into his office and says, "How can I help you?" The man says sheepishly, "Well,…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, New Jersey

They just closed down...again. Last weekend was their last.

They just closed down...again. Last weekend was their last.

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Accidentally ate bacon on an already mistaken order by the restaurant ...no wond

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Favorite Stripper Names

I like Paradise, Heaven, and Viper. Yes, Viper because I liked her explanation: I bite you and then suck the venom out.

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Dancer using the stage name "Chastity"

Not what I call promising. J)

Agora Gentlemen's Club

Erie , Michigan

Last I heard they were only open Thursday through Saturday.

Last I heard they were only open Thursday through Saturday.

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Threads and Trolls

Do you wonder how many of the threads are really just one person discussing something in different personalities...

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IS THIS THE SHORTEST STRIPPER IN AMERICA?

You could keep this stripper in your pocket and pull her out whenever needed. https://www.inkedmag.com/original-news/shorteststripper

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Celebrity who should be a stripper

We had a thread for this but comments are closed. https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=63423 I saw a singer named Marina on Seth Meyers. She could... uh ... be ok. Gorgeous face and big, beautiful eyes. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SDxDTC1NkGY

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I'm sorry made a mistake.I did not mean to say EARN a woman's attention ..that i

I didn't mean to say its pathetic that men would rather pay for rather than earn a woman's attention, but rather that its pathetic that all clubbing customers care about to be happy is that the girl performs physically for…

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What does your ATF drink?

What does she drink? Water of course but what about when you buy her a drink? Some watered down cocktail or straight vodka etc? Cheers!

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Medical Update

Damn, this is turning into a mini soap opera. My friend just told me that he finally took your advice and went to the doctor to get checked out this morning. He said he could live with the other stuff since…

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Beer Battered Onion Rings

Any one know where I can get some?

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Founder we need an edit & delete button

@Founder Would it be possible to add an edit button as well as a delete button to the forum? Sometimes I tend to type very fast & post it without proofreading properly thereby making certain errors. It would be great if one can…

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Denver officer suspended after he was caught at strip club while on duty

He had previously run a background check on a stripper "to see if she had a warrant and to see if she was “somebody I can be around"" https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/investigations/denver-officer-suspended-after-he-was-caught-at-strip-club-while-on-duty

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What makes a good blow job ?

Can you think of the best blow job you have ever had ? What made that one so memorable ? Here is one that sticks out in my mind. I'm in Houston, upstairs at Treasures with two girls.…

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What did the stripper do when she went to a gender reveal party?

Q. What did the stripper do when she went to a gender reveal party? A. She took off her panties.

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Going to Salina tomorrow!

I’m going to wind up in Salina KS tomorrow. I hope the AA HOTIE that I met last time I was there is there this round. She told me that if ever come back to SALINA KS that she…

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Feel like having sex ugh bye

The guys at the pool wee such cuties today I wish I could cuddle with them

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Serious question: is it weird if I get annoyed when I hear guys talking In fatty

Yes, I equally get annoyed by valley girl accents. But I'm asking this question cuz I'm at the pool bout to do my hmwk and there's like a ton of shirtless guys grouped together drinking and being so annoying with their…

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LMAO at the pretentious bitch who I heard say that women are emotionally unstabl

Point: I'm.not saying that men are emotionally unstable ..I'm just saying that you cant make a logical statement about an entire group of people based on how certain individuals within that group act during their weakest moments .... Stereotypes r

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Just so u don't get it twisted: women like me don't dislike men who like strip c

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What kind of stripper do u guys think I would be?

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PMs from not listed people.

I just got a PM from a person who's name I didn't recognize wanting information on my favorite club. I did a search for his name and got no listing for him. I guess unless a person has done a…

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Dancer Competition Improving Mileage

It was the wife’s birthday on Saturday and she wanted to go to our local club to see a dancer that is a favorite of hers. My wife likes girls so she’s just as interested in a high mileage dance…

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The Masters

I have two tickets for Saturday.... Should I take a guy and have a boys day or should I take a girl. If I take a guy I will probably just make it a day trip, it takes me…

Baron's Gentlemen's Club

Sparta, Wisconsin

Was going to be in the Sparta area this weekend

Was going to be in the Sparta area this weekend and wanted to know how the club is if anyone has been here recently. Or any info about the one across the street

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founder... profile banner gone?

i just realized the profile banners are gone. some of the members had good profile banners. any chance of bringing them back??

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Germaphobe Dancers

Nothing warns me off faster than a girl who is a germaphobe ITC. I have never, not once, met a germaphobe who ended up being any fun. Invariably these girls end up being uptight and painful to deal…

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Why was a dentist a stripper's favorite customer?

Q. Why was a dentist a stripper's favorite customer? A. Because he drilled her and filled every hole.