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Earth Day 2019

Yes, today is the day that all of us are supposed to become environmentalists. https://www.earthday.org/campaigns/endangered-species/earthday2019/ If you read the article above, you will learn that unsustainable agriculture is now a prime culprit in the demise of the planet.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Slow weekday

I went on a Monday night and it was slow, like 3 or 4 dancers on shift and 2 or 3 patrons. At some point they quit dancing on stage for lack of customers. I…

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Picking up where Countryman5434 left off! What is rimjob in Spanish?

Since Countryman5434 says he will no longer post I’m going to ask a Tijuana question! What is rimjob in Spanish? Is it something literal like “lame mi culo?” Surely the Mexicans have their own terminology for something as brilliant as anilingus.…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Pretty girls, plenty mileage

Sinsations is becoming my favorite pass through club. I drive through Jacksonville a few times a year. This last visit was my 3rd time and it still delivered! As…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Still Gets The Job Done

I try to get to Detroit once or twice a year, literally only for the clubbing. Detroit offers the opportunity to do things other Midwest cities don't, so it becomes a destination. On a trip…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Good but not great

Was passing through Dallas and stopped at Baby Dolls on a Saturday night because I'd heard it was the best club in Dallas. Quite a few lookers here. But not as many as I'd expected…

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I love a good rick fight in the morning!

Was anybody else amused by the rickdugan thread where he wished everybody a happy Easter but still managed to sound like a dick? Whatever else you say about the guy, he is talented. I mean really, most normal non-dick people would…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Private vip

Went in a Wednesday night for their 5 dollar dance deal and to kill some time. Club was not too filled or smoky yet a few dancers sitting around in their phones and about 2-3…

Body Shop

West Hollywood, California

Lackluster Time

Got there around 1130 PM on a Friday night. Stage and main area is a bit small. Got approached by a Latin girl, fake tits. Was cool, but declined a dance cause I wanted to…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Early Spring Visits

Composite trip reports of 3 early week visits. The 2 night visits were good, the mid afternoon visit sucked. MONDAY #1 TRIP: This night visit was good starting with there being no bathroom troll. No change…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Club Needs Improvement with Dancer Quality

I made another visit to Wild Zebra after having not been in for a while. The club has free parking. When you walk inside a guy collects a $5 cover charge. The club was fairly…

Airport Lounge

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Too quiet during the week

I went into Airport Lounge on a Wednesday night around 8, and it was slow. Just a couple women half-heartedly working. The vibe of the place was solid enough. Good layout, with…

Red Square Club

Dubai, United Arab Emirates

Not a Strip Club, But Meeting Women Is Easy

This is not a strip club in the traditional sense. There is no topless or nude dancing as that is not allowed in the United Arab Emirates. This is basically a nightclub where alcohol is…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Girls, Girls, Girls

First off, Thursday is by far the best day to come to Synn. They have a $75 VIP, which is the cheapest you’ll find in the area. What’s great though is that they have quality…

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Why was it wrong for the West Virginia stripper to have sex with her teacher?

Q. Why was it wrong for the West Virginia stripper to have sex with her teacher? A. She was homeschooled.

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Great amount of mileage depending on the dancer

A cpl of my buddies and I went to this club after about 4 years. Not much has changed since, got dances from 4 girls. Jane was awesome she put her nipple inside the mouth…

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My stripper name is Yeast Infection because my pussy be making that bread.

Title says it all

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Fun on a Friday

I stopped by a few times during the week I was in town. The parking situation was a bit confusing. Not much parking in front of Scarlett’s and I think it was reserved for valet.…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Latin Energy

I swore I would relax and just shoot a little pool. Paid the $5 cover and noticed the place was hopping for a relaxin Sunday. As I made some nice solid pool shots, I was…

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, Virginia

Waste of Talent and Time

Was directed to Headlights by the waitress at Hot Seat (a review for which will be filed SEPCOR). "Meh" exterior, inside the door there was a reception table where my ID was scrutinized for…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Sunday night.

Went on a Sunday night about 7pm. I was here in business and liked the idea of a nude and topless club. As others described, it’s pretty straight forward. Left is he…

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To all the greater Detroit guys..

Out of the Landing Strip, Playhouse, and Subi's which one would you recommend going to. I haven't been to any of them, but am finally going to go the extra miles and hit up one of these places.…

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DOES GOAT BRAIN STEW MAKE YOU SMARTER?

This question is for Fatherofnicole aka goat fucker

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

GPS continues, but with some exceptions

FC used to be my favorite club in Metro Detroit until management started jacking up prices and dancers followed suit. I continue to see periodic TUSCL reviews complaining about GPS at the club so…

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When a stripper buys you a drink

This is happened last night. It’s an interesting hustle play, and it worked on my ass. Of course she was older (no 19 year old is doing that shit) but I was so caught off guard by it I was…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

Lots of new faces and some old ones too!

Stopped by had been here in a while, busy out of town not anything to do with the club. Lots of turnover, only a few faces from my last visit. A few of…

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Happy EASTER – NATIONAL KINDERGARTEN DAY – NATIONAL YELLOW BAT DAY – NATIONAL CH

They are all today.

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33 professional years. 2 weeks off.

Out of my 33 years of professional service, I can only remember taking one 2week break. In that 2 week break, I was able to make double my salary by counting cards at the Black Jack table. Not sure why…

Scores Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Recon mission

I went here on a Thursday night solo to perform a reconnaissance mission. There was a 10 dollar cover charge, which is manageable and something that I've been accustomed to in strip clubs within the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Overrated

I was in Tampa for a wedding and decided to visit Mons Venus along with a couple of other groomsmen who were also in the wedding. The location of Mons Venus was within 6 minutes…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

Looks like they're closed...for good

I rode past there both of the last two Saturday nights around 11 PM, and while the sign was on, the parking lot was empty and the building obviously wasn't open for business. Anyone…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Great private room

I had heard about the place on the other side of the street for years. It used to rate number one all the time. So my goal when I finally made it to…

Satin Topless

City of Industry, California

Lackluster “Topless” Club

It’s a topless bar, but the girls don’t get topless in the lap dance area. About 30-40 girls working when I came in and they are all just mediocre. Mostly Latinas and some black girls.…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Monday Returning to Form

The good: Best value in town for celeb VIP [wait to get wristband], BYOB so alcohol charges aren't a factor The bad: almost no English-speaking girls, guy/dancer ratio hit or miss, incredibly lazy dancers I've been in…

Bare Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Definitely nicest full nude club I've been to in ATX

Left XTC cabaret down the street to check this place out since I'd never heard of it. I walked in around 9:45 behind three other guys and we were literally the first four people in…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Vegas Trip 2019

I went for conference to Las Vegas last week. Extended mr trip over the week end. I was here in Spearmint Rhino last year during Vegas trip and have decided to try it again. I…

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Happy Springtime Holiday that Kwanza Observers Celebrate.

In December there is Christmas, Hannukah, Festivus, and Kwanza. In the spring there is Easter, Passover, and Earth Day. What is the springtime holiday that Kwanza observers celebrate? Happy Whateverthatdayis Day!

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Perhaps best strip club for when going solo.

The landing strip is a rather small club. Really there is only one strip ring, sometimes filled with up to 4 girls. There are a couple dozen of tables around the main stage. And a…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Best in UT not sure what that means though..

So after a somewhat meh experience elsewhere we swung by the Bush, paid our $7 to get in and take a seat in the slightly uncomfortable sea of seats. Those kind of odd seats with…

Exotic Kitty Gentlemen's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

Chill Hustle

So, I've been here a bunch of times now and each time I wonder why I come back. Its got a significant amount of hustle which they are almost proud about. Likening it to as…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Loud and crowded

It was $5 cover to enter into this place. Lots of guys hanging around outside on the sidewalk. The place is long and narrow with benches and seats along the left side and the bar…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

No. 1 got me ready for No. 2

I showed up at the Parrot on Sunday just as they were opening up. I think it was around 4:30. No cover, as no one was at the counter by the door.…

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Two Shot at Strip Club in Pensacola, FL

Just as I'm about to move there (first week of May). AWESOME. -_- (sarcasm) The two employees were released with non life threatening injuries. https://weartv.com/news/local/shooting-at-pensacola-gentlemans-club-leaves-two-injured

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Luv it!

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ocasio-cortez-impersonator-green-new-deal-socialism-twitter-video

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Quick stop

Stop by since I was in the area to meet some friends. Place was totally dead.one bartender and two dancers. I had about 30 minutes to burn so I figured why not. After ordering a beer…

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Love looking at pretty girls..this girl is so pretty:)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BwhwYFRgOqX/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Providence Trip

Some guys from work wanted to it up Providence as a detour from our drive. I didn't want to the odd guy out i went in with them. Overall nice but small club. They said…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Saturday Chillin

Saturday is for running errands, shoring up the "Honey-Do Lists, and taking a break after doing some work. This Saturday, my car decided it wanted to head towards Heavenly Bodies or (HB's). Having not been…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Some nice 19 y.o. asses can be seen

Came through on a Thursday night, probably around 8:30pm. I heard rumors that some nice late teen dancers sporting some amazing asses were there. Now I understand that everyone has their own ideas…

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Happy Easter

Happy Easter to all of you who are celebrating the Resurrection today. Alleluia! For the heathens among us, I will not bother to say something like Happy Passover because, as most would know, this is not a casual greeting said…

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Dallas club reviews now completely run by trolls

In what universe do the dancers at Baby Dolls get a composite 8 and the girls at the Lodge under 7? Even the dipshits who gave the Lodge 4-6 said the girls were hot, yet they trashed the rating…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Sky11 Better The Boxxx, But still not Skybox Good

I used to be a regular attendee of this place during the Skybox Chicago days and it honestly was my friend's and I's club of choice (we even affectionately called it the box ironically before…

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Food for Thought

I came across this today. I remember quotes from our Founding Fathers echoing the same sentiments. In 1887 Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh , had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some…

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Bomi! Asian Fix

She has a tat of a pistol on her right arm and the word DADDY on the left. https://youtu.be/sbK9VqO8ad8 Her name is Bomi and if Lone Wolf wins the lotto, me and this honey will be spending time together.

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Sky11 Better The Boxxx, But still not Skybox Good

I used to be a regular attendee of this place during the Skybox Chicago days and it honestly was my friend's and I's club of choice (we even affectionately called it the box ironically before…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Disappointing Second Visit

It had been about 18 months since my first visit to Cricket, which was a good experience. I had an opportunity to be in the Detroit area again recently so I was happy to have…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

High Price equals High Return

Hadn't been into the Sands in a long time and I remember telling myself that I would never return, but I found myself in the Ballard area on a slow weekday afternoon and decided what…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

I do not remember her name:-P

ENTER THE CHAINDOG! I made my way up Saturday night about 8, crowded parking lot, new ten dollar cover! 4 bucks for a beer! Lots of male staff must have been 6-8 mostly older…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

ended on a goog note

Arrived around 4 and the club was slow. Most PL and dancers were at the bar and very few dancers walking the floor asking for dances. I had a dance with Paris who is…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Saturday Before Easter

Rolled into the club around noon. No cover/no patdown/no hassle whatsoever from the doorman. Not too busy, even for a Saturday. Maybe 8-10 PLs in the place, but a decent number of dancers. Oddly, DJ…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Anybody know what happened to Sophia? Haven’t seen her in

Anybody know what happened to Sophia? Haven’t seen her in a few years! I always wondered what extras she gave? and where I can find her! PM me if you’d like!

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Almost like sex

Shanti gave one of the most passionate private dances I've ever had. We were all over each other for the second night in a row. It started Wednesday night (see Wednesday night double header) when…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Like a trip back to Times Square in the 1980's

With the explosion of free and easily available internet, it's amazing that adult book stores still exist. Venus Video is split down the middle, with one side selling DVDs (who buys these?) and housing…

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Georgemicrodong's anti-religeous thread

Georgemicrodong said on twentyfives Passover thread "I’ll refrain from derailing this thread any further. If anyone wants to discuss my anti-religious stuff, feel free to start a thread." Lets hear it George...

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Another BU Stop

Stopped in to BU while driving through Akron. Got buzzed in and got my coke and $5 VIP ticket. There were a couple of guys getting dances at the bar. I saw…

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Women should be thankful 4 men cuz they give us something nice to look at. Such

-their biceps -I like muscular chests -guys have good hair -their shoulders -good muscles K

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Saturday Night stroll

Let me start off by saying this place always seems to have it popping out of all the SC in the areas if you don't want to head to Baltimore. Only thing that I would…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

In Search of Playhouse Brazilians

After reading about possible Playhouse defections to Oasis, I decided to do an investigative visit. Entered on Saturday afternoon prior to the Sixers game. The club was dead. Less than 10 girls…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

When in doubt follow the (TD) North Star

Saturday night. Right off I-25. Plenty of parking. Cover is free for active military. Walk in. Stage is in center, VIP and bathrooms to your left, bar to your right. $10 for floor dance and…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Killing some time

Had an hour or two before my ATF got done her shift at another club before our otc night, so I stopped in at Club Risque for a bit. It was just before 5 PM…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

impressive talent

I'm a Mass resident and have multiple favorites in Mass, so I don't venture often to Providence, but after tonight I realize that may be a mistake. I was stunned at the quality of women…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Hispanic Heaven

I've only gone on Friday afternoons, and by the number of patrons in the club you would think that it was a Saturday night. I mean this place is packed with customers and strippers.…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Every man has a place, in his heart there's a space, And the world can't erase his fantasies(ALBUQUERQUE FANTASY WORLD CAN AND WILL ERASE THAT SHIT)

I may be being a tad harsh but no touching in VIP that my first encounter with something like this I couldn’t believe it. That’s my main beef with this place. This place is right…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

No music tonight

I stopped in tonight hoping for some stick shifting and to play with some tits. When I arrived the parking lot was full. I thought the place might be lively. I was disappointed. There were…

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What do screen doors and strippers have in common?

Q. What do screen doors and strippers have in common? A. The more you bang them, the looser they get.

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Listless Library, Quiet Enough to Study In

This place has been The Library for over a year now, and the name is appropriate: it was quiet enough to study in, and there seem to be plenty of rules. I showed…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Decent Club

Been here a few times, but I came here earlier in the afternoon since I heard about the new hours. I'd figured longer hours meant more girls during the day, and since I had…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Ok for RI

Step in Tuesday around 8pm. Plenty of parking available. Entrance is $5. Lap dances for $20 each plus $10 for the house. Private dance in the lounge area is $150 plus $35 for the house.…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Burns a hole in your pocket FAST

Walked in at 9pm and pretty dead. It’s a late night place but I’d thought I could find a diamond in the rough before the crowd came in. Had a few dances with a…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Bad to worse.

So again in my hometown to visit and again this place flat out sux. The women are horrible, fat, old or both. Back in early 2000s it was the complete opposite, it was…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

This club would make Weeb Ewbank proud

Club is in a suburban eastern part of town Eubank Blvd. Seemed like a nice part of town. Came here on a Saturday night. Maybe a little early at 9. About 10-15 dancers about half…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Checked back in w/ CB after ~6mo's, will return..

It had been about 6-7 months since my last trip out to the Madison area, so I decided to revisit my usual 1-2 go-to places (this one, as well as Visions). Oddly enough, every…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

Even further downhill than before...

Hadn't been here in over 6 months but almost nothing has changed. If anything it's gotten worse. Setup is still the same as always, Beer prices are on par with a normal bar. Talent was…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Asian therapy

Allie is a short SE Asian girl that is in the netherworld between thin and thick. Very pretty face and one of those dancers that fancies herself a bit of a therapist. She is probably…

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What does it mean if y'all start talking & he finds out tht u were on tinder jus

- he wants a GF. Hes socially dumb so thats why hes on tinder for one we can talk about the actual guy later just answer. Question lol - let's say me and this person talked about a lot of shit…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

A pretty good time

So I was bored and decided to check this place out after looking around for something to get into. Upon arrival I noticed they have a pretty big parking lot, I found a spot pretty…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

Great Bar with friendly Ladies

I really enjoyed my visit(s) to club castaway. It’s hard to find. The address listed on TUSCL is not correct. Search for it on the web. I talked to a few beautiful ladies. I…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

PH Friendly and Reliable

I made a special trip to PH this afternoon, as l haven't stopped in there in about a month. I LOVE this place and always drop in when I'm in the neighborhood, about twice a…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Routine Visit

Decided to pay a visit to the Orchid after a day in the office 8pm. Once you walk in the glass door you are patted down by a large security guard and he opens the…

Pearls Cabaret

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Decent time

I visited Pearls a couple of weeks ago with a friend while in MB golfing. We were there around 7:00 and then again around 10:00. 7:00 3 or 4 dancers, nobody actually dancing. The…

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Im done

I am not posting anymore as long as some people are on this site. Tired of them.i will write reviews and if any of the cool people want to message me they can.

Tijuana

Tijuana

If you are a monger and you do not enjoy hk and the zonanorte. You are either gay, racist or an idiot. If you have not been your opinion doesn't matter.

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

$10 per minute

This visit to Platinum Dolls in Lexington, Kentucky was on Tuesday April 16, 2019 from about 9 to 10:30 pm. The club is on the east side of New Circle a bit south of…

Europa Bar

Queens, New York

Stop by on Friday night. It was ok. I was

Stop by on Friday night. It was ok. I was looking for a chic i new, but she nevered showed. Had a few drinks, which are pretty reasonably price. Mess around with a few dancers, but mileage wack. Going back…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Strange night

It has been quite awhile since I had been to capital cabaret so I decided to give it a shot a little after midnight on Thursday. The parking lot is now about half taken…

Utopia Cabaret

Douglassville, Pennsylvania

Good Enough Nude Dances

Went back to this club after having a weird experience last time. The club was actually a bit nicer during the daytime. The girls were a little oblivious about guests and only really came around…

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TUWHL.net

@Cuntrytard Have you tried TUWHL.net? It's The Ultimate Whore House List website.

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Hopefully this place is better on not-Mondays

I've had occasion to travel through Milwaukee from Chicago on business lately, and I figured I may as well correct out the local scenery. After a pretty disappointing visit to Silk Exotic the week prior,…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

Fun visit

I was actually on my way up the road to the Vegas Club, when I noticed several cars in the lot and gave it a shot. Once my eyes adjusted from the bright sun, I…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Shitty shift and night saved by an Angel

Wet, steamy rainy night and the Hole's A/C could not keep up -- it was damp and hot in the club as well, not comfortable at all, and the general misery of the night showed…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Quality Has Improved - Worth A Visit!

My last visit to Pleasant's was underwhelming. Basically, I sat in my car for an hour, waiting for them to open. Once 1pm came around, I decided to bag it, and go to…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Private Eyes Was Better

Same owners Flashdancers, New York Dolls and Private Eyes. I really likes the old Private Eyes. Used to go there several times a year. Went to the new place twice and very disappointing. Both times…

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Stripper ass

Have you ever had a stripper shove her asshole in your face as if you were supposed to eat it out? Happened to me last night. Girl kept shoving her asshole closer to my mouth. More I pulled my face…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Maybe picking up some steam

Stopped into this familiar place on a recent Sunday night. Place was more packed than it had been from what I could tell over last few months. There was also an almost alarming…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Better at Night

Decided to drop by the Caddy last Friday after knocking off work early. Normally I hit the clubs up during the day because that's most convenient for me, and I've never really been satisfied with…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Booze with nudity

I went to a conference held in Pittsburgh around a month ago. After a long day of meetings, I decided to go out for some relaxation. I stayed in a downtown hotel and did not…

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Montreal

Any recommendations for Montreal ? I’ve read the reviews on specific clubs and checked out a few but I can’t get a good read on how things really operate.

Whisper (was Penthouse)

Paris, France

Be ready to spend a lot, or get harasses

They have a weird entry system which is €20 for entry or € 25 for entry and a drink. Get the drink even though it's going to be "the small one". After that…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Nice Club but if you like high-end you probably won't like

Nice Club. I will go here again. Place is large enough to get good lap dances but it's not a warehouse by any means. Meaning it's small but the chairs are not on top of…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

Hands Off at the stage, On the hips for Lap Dances

So I went here for my birthday with some friends, they picked the place. The Stage is small, maybe about room for 10 around it. While at the stage there is no physical…

Pretty Lady

Killeen, Texas

Only in Kileen can you expect a night like this

So I was here just under one year ago and I find it telling that the last review of this club was mine from last May. This club also has little to no social…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

A summary of the girls here

So everybody knows the look of the place by now as well as why people attend. Figured I'd provide a review of the girls I know. Babydoll: sweet little brunette who really slimmed down after…

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Morons

This board is for all morons like fagooneer, rick cocksucker, georgemicroinbred, funlovingdumbass and skimoron can all talk shit about tj and show how much of a waste of sperm they truly are. They all should be on a billboard saying…

FKK Forum

International spoiling US SC experience

I've read several members claim that going to brothels (such as the TJ clubs, SE Asian clubs, and German FKK) have spoiled the US SCing experience for them. I've never been to TJ but did go to a club in Puerto…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Some hotties here

Stopped in after 10pm on a Thursday. The place was fairly crowded but I did manage to find a seat after ordering at the bar. There was a pretty good mix of girls and definitely…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Trip to Paris

I have been to 19th Hole a number of times, but never in the afternoon. I arrived around 2pm. No cover because it's the afternoon. I sat at the bar and the was one WOC…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Came here for Thursday special

So I came to the club for Thursday special which was 20 for 2 dances and 75 for 15 min VIP room. I didn't get the VIP room but got two regular dances. Overall…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Hot girls, but expensive. Only place I can find Asians

Well, I was bored on a rainy Friday night and wanted to try something new. I had also just got an oil change on the lease. So it was time to hit the road! My usual…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Midweek Visit

I made a recent midweek/daytime visit to the HL. I arrived around 3:30 to a fairly full parking lot. As per usual, no ID scan, no wand, no pat down, no cover charge.…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

Midweek Visit

In the past I've encouraged people to visit the club midweek because the dancers have less customers and will be willing to give you more value for your dollar. I'm not sure that is true…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Good

t was a typical Thursday at the bars in I was having a good time with the group I was with, until at some point the girl I seeing at the time made a…

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What It's Really Like To Be An Escort (And Why I Prefer It To Stripping)

An interesting article in which a woman explains why she prefers escorting to stripping. https://www.yourtango.com/2019323217/what-its-really-like-be-escort-why-prefer-escorting-over-stripping

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Fairly disappointed

I was in Baton Rouge for business and my hotel was not too far from this place. I stopped in on a Thursday night around 9pm. There is plenty of parking and I found a…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Changes coming soon

I dropped by after work to see one of my favourites. As usual it was a good time. She was on stage when I got in, so it was a bonus. After all of…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

As Advertised

Stopped in mid afternoon on Good Friday, with the weather forecast calling for rain, so I figured it would be busier than it was, but no worries. Haven't been in this place in several years,…

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Einstein

Albert Einstein loved women with big breasts. His second wife, Elsa, was his first cousin, and he married her because she was well-endowed. This was his theory of relative's titty.

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Any special plans for today ?

I'll just swing by an eclectic dive St Roch's. Drink beer. There's always a friend in need smokin weed and blunt gets passed around. Cajun truck outside. New Orleans style. Beer + Weed + Cajun = Psychedelic. I'm sure the Tesla guy…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

My fault

This place gets me shaking my head. On one hand there is some very hot girls here. But there are more con artistes and fatties that make the experience lacklustre. I came here in the…

Spearmint Rhino

Santa Maria, California

Only one in the city

Came here tonight it has been about 10 years since I have been here. Club is pretty small. 1 stage with a few booths and a bunch of seats. Some of the seats are…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Just okay :|

Overall an okay mid-week visit to Sapphire NY (60th St). A smaller club than I had expected given the branding. A few positives and drawbacks noted below. Good points: reasonable door staff and welcome;…

Cheetahs

Los Angeles, California

A Spiritual Experience

I came to Cheetah's on the advice of one or two Oregon strippers who told me that this place is the most like the clubs in Portland: friendly, lots of alternative women with piercings…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Laid Back Monday

I returned to Synn on a Monday afternoon and found it just about as crowded as I like it. Maybe 10 guys and about a dozen or so dancers. Very laid back vibe. The staff…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Slow Saturday night

I stopped in around 10pm on a Saturday night on my way through town and found the place emptier than I'd expected. There were some customers at the rail throwing money, but there were only…

Mixer's

Northfield, Ohio

Dont waste your time

So I stopped up at mixers tonight to check it out after work. Got there about 1:15. You walk into the 1st door and pay the 10$ cover then the bouncer buzzes you in. The…

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6 days in London

Going to London, England for six days starting next Saturday. My brother won an award trip through his job. His wife can’t go so I was next in line. I have researched the clubs on this site. From what I…

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Clubs in VA

I am going back home next month, I will be staying in the DMV area on the Va side and down in Fredericksburg for a few days. Are there any clubs I need to check out, we always drove to…

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What is a Chinese stripper's name?

Q. What is a Chinese stripper's name? A. Wun Dum Ho Q. What is a Chinese stripper's boyfriend's name? A. Wun Dum Fuc.

Tijuana

Hong Kong TJ question thread

Hey all. I want to make a thread where any random question you've thought about the Hong Kong club in Tijuana could asked about and answered. I'll start first with two questions: 1) Is Mondays and Tuesdays dead? I understand you…

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Mamason and tijuana tim

I miss them. They were hilarious

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I’m torn between two lovers

I need to get laid. Next week is either going to be one of my favorite SCs or one of my favorite AMPs. The SC is a fun night with no absolute guarantee of getting laid. The AMP is an…

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Gossip from dancers?

Do you guys like hearing gossip from dancers? I personally have never been fond of it. I go to clubs to get away from the drama of work. However, when you become a regular girls tend to confide to you…

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Any tips for my first trip to vegas

I am heading to vegas for the first time ever monday thru monday starting this monday. I was wondering what tips and what not you all have? I have been doin some research, seems like there is a…

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Pay no attention to my posts. I am drinking vodka infused wine and that shit is

Fucking truth serum. You ask me and I am all honest and shit.

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Flirting with 2 guys at the same time on Snapchat :)) damn need 2 stop delaying

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Newest hobby is just as much fun as oldest hobbies.

My newest hobby (aka SCing) is pretty fucking fun. My previous hobbies were fun too and I’m thinking it is because of the adrenaline and serotonin rush involved. Previous hobbies were martial arts fighting at least 7 good fights per…

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smoking for the weekend in Westfield IND

who has the weed connect in IND?

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smoking for the weekend in Westfield IND

who has the weed connect in IND?

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Attention all pl

https://www.san.org/Flights/Nonstop-Destinations

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I didn't make a post to ask for more trusts. I made that post to say how excited

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Have a nice Passover

And happy Easter to the rest of y’all

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Satisfaction? What's it mean?

We all know what it means to get "satisfied". But I don't get it. In the Akron Ohio area we have a dirty, run down bar, Lusty Adventures, where it is easier to get satisfied than any bar…

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Pretty front desk girls

Have you ever been to a club what the girl collecting cover was just so genuinely pretty, not in a slutty way, that you experienced a pang of shame entering the club? Many clubs have sexy older women collecting…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I’m so emotional right now. I miss the Playhouse so

I’m so emotional right now. I miss the Playhouse so much!

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I didn't make a post to ask for more trusts. I made that post to say how excited

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SKIBUM tells me to grow up and not be a child. But children blame others for the

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Omg I have 30 trusts:)))) thanx to everyone who trusted me!!!!!!! Xoxoxo

K bye

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Female Killers

Found this YouTube channel called Female Killers. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC140PSrairHki1J_Prt2aCQ Portrays stories of just how nutz women can be on the inside while looking totally normal on the outside. They can kill at anytime. Anyone doing OTC would benefit from watching a few…

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Club Promotors P4P?

I see these sexy as hell club promotors posting on FB and IG. Just get the vibe they would be open for P4P but I've never pursued it. Anybody have any luck with club promotors in that regard?

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Bipolar

I am a bipolar mess.

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@men: if women drink wine with each other, why don't you guys do it more often t

Ok.

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Feeding on Roadwarriors post how are some clubs staying in business

I believe that many of the clubs that are doing well, are better managed and updated regularly, I see some clubs in my area that are laid out in very similar styles, in many ways the layout doesn’t match the…

Bella's Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

Had such a good time at Bella’s they are very

Had such a good time at Bella’s they are very hospitable and the food is amazing.

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How is paying for a stripper like paying for a submarine sandwich?

Q. How is paying for a stripper like paying for a submarine sandwich? A. Both purchases could be avoided if your wife did her goddamn job.

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Omg I have 20 trusts:)))) thanx to everyone who trusted me!!!!!!! Xoxoxo

K

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Ot: Traffic Jams

Today I was waiting in traffic because of an accident. I had the window down and I started hearing yelling as another car was passing me. At first I thought they were excited or jamming out but when they passed…

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Lap Dance HJ with Ass

Anyone get any recent stripper with big ass. Did she use to make you LDK?

Tijuana

Tj

I don't understand all the constant posts about tj. I thought everybody liked to cum in r Their pants in u.s. clubs. Why all the t.j. nonsense don't you know you can overpay u.s. strippers to airdance? You can also overpay…

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Atlanta Trip

I will be in Atlanta for business the end of may into early June. Follies is a must. I will have some company with me and she would like to check out the local clubs with me, as a customer.…

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OT: Faster than a fighter jet: The $2.5 million Pininfarina Battista electric hy

While other automakers packed the Javits Center for the New York International Auto Show, Automobili Pininfarina launched one of the week's most exciting car debuts at an off-site event. The company's new all-electric Battista hypercar produces a whopping 1,900 horsepower and…

Tijuana

TJ and HK have ruined me for clubbing

Guys, just came back from my first visit to a USA strip club for the first time since coming back from Tijuana. And I have to say, USA clubs are ruined for me. I sat there for an hour and…

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Guilty Pleasure #27 / Young Female Pop Stars

OK, I'll admit it. There is just a tad bit of pervert in me. We all do, right ? That's why we are on TUSCL. I'm a Classic Rock fan.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

@ zeref. It is up to you every second in

@ zeref. It is up to you every second in the zona norte is heaven on earth rether it is a hour or a month it is worth it. It is fun by yourself or with friends. I do not…

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Funny things in life

Sitting in Court this morning waiting for my case to be called and one of my buds leans over and says: I see you no lonmger are buying legal weed. I almost freaked because I had been buying…

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How are some SCs even staying in business?

My recent Florida trips (Tampa and S FL) make me wonder why anybody bothers with SCs anywhere else. For example, my old standbys in Baltimore are really losing steam fast. I’m guessing money laundering or other activities (plus the occasional…

Tijuana

Flagooner's tj board.

This is where flagooner's old ass can gripe about tj or being out of fruits cups or anything else his old ass desires

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What happened when the stripper asked two guys in matching outfits if they were

Q. What happened when the stripper asked two guys in matching outfits if they were gay? A. The cops arrested her.

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My two favorite words : conquer and domination. Literally nothing can make me ha

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Manscaping

How many of you mongers manscape. I trim pubic hair with scissors but dont shave.

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Windmill A-gogo, Pattaya City, Thailand (Imagine if follies was more liberal)

I am on vacation in Thailand right now. I'm in Pattaya and the best gogo I have been to is called Windmill A-gogo. http://www.windmillpattaya.com/ The place is two floors of action. Imagine if Follies was cheaper and, when you pay for VIP,…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Anyone going Memorial Day? It's gonna be my second

Anyone going Memorial Day? It's gonna be my second time there but my final tour.

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So you want a stripper to remember you?!

After visiting numerous SCs over the last 9 months, I have learned that you definitely get a good acting job played on you when you pay to play. The strippers are masters at making you believe that you are truly…

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My sister told me I would make a good nurse. I think it would be fun..what y'all

Kk

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Dental Dams

Feeding off of PaulDtake’s discussion, how many hardcore SCers actually use a Dental Damn when DATY?

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Poll: Which review should I write?

I'm having a difficult time deciding which HKTJ review write and submit, so I will let the TUSCL community decide. Which review would you prefer to read? 1. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly 2. Just What the Doctor Ordered 3. Who's…

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MUCH AS I LIKE DRINKING - FUCK THIS I'M QUITTING BEFORE THIS HAPPENS

https://drugabuse.com/is-alcohol-wreaking-havoc-on-your-sexual-performance/

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The Best Gifty Evah

What is the best gift you have ever given to someone and who did you give it to? My best gift was a gift from me to myself for my 40th birthday. I saved my bonus up; worked out…

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OT: AAA Vacations ?

Anyone ever done a AAA (auto club) vacation package - if so how was it - good, bad, ok?

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Baltimore

I’m headed to Baltimore soon and have several questions after reading some reviews. I’ve only been to Baltimore one other time, and when there I went to a club on the outskirts of town that I think was called…

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Want to become a Detroit stripper?

Want to become a Detroit stripper? Or waitress? Or shot girl? Motorcity Showgirls, a company that does hiring for such clubs as the Penthouse, Coliseum and Flight Club, has an online application. Go to…

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Feeding on LL18's Best Bottoms thread

I'm conflicted on what to wear to a club. Do y'all have any suggestions? Does the location and sophistication of the club play into it? How about the time of day? I usually wear Levis with a golf shirt.

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tips???

hi everyone what is a good tip to give for a 20 dollar lap dance if you were happy with the mileage and over all experience? thanks

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Best Bottoms

C9 by Champion running shorts. Apparently only available at Target. Moisture wicking, fast drying. The thinnest material I have ever seen!

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What crime is committed by tranny strippers?

Q. What crime is committed by tranny strippers? A. Male fraud.

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How to avoid getting Herpes?

So I have been kicking around the possibility of graduating up the extras ladder. However despite a million public health websites about the risks of getting an STD there isn't much tangible information. If I decide to do anything it…

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Trends in erotica

Years ago I saw a cartoon of a naked woman sitting up in bed with her man’s head between her spread thighs. The caption says, “Eat, eat, eat. Doesn’t anyone fuck anymore? In the 60’s I ate my first…

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Smash that like button

And ring that bell for good luck

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Back Again

With my theme song https://youtu.be/i63cgUeSsY0

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Paradise

7 days till paradise! Wooooo

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A 700 Pound Gasoline-Powered Vibrator

It’s springtime so once again I’ve got the bug. I’m seriously considering the purchase of a brand new 2019 Harley Davidson Fat Boy (114). https://www.harley-davidson.com/us/en/motorcycles/2019/softail/fat-boy/detailed-specs-and-pricing.html I had a Fat Boy once before. One of my girlfriends at that time referred to it…

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Cc99 asked about tuscl members that you guys miss. Are there any tuscl members y

LOL.

A Favorite Strip Club Experience

This would have been about eight years ago, in a well-known Philadelphia topless club. The club in question is about 90% WOC, and in particular has a succession of college-age spinners who I presume are working their way through school for a few years before moving on to real jobs. The girl - Jazmine - was 22, about 5'7", slender, B-cup breasts, tight ass, shoulder-length wavy locks, adorable smile. She came on to the lower bar stage to perform and hit the pole with impressive athletic energy. Except within about three sharp tugs, the whole thing gave way from the ceiling! Never seen anything like it before in a club. Metal and plaster everywhere, the poor girl thrown to the…

How I lost 5 grand on an air dance

Friday night. Los Angeles, California 2011, Warm Spring night I was feeling good that night. I was feeling real good. Good as I ever would. So good I had mad wood. It hit me hard. Not quite as hard as my dick but still pretty hard. Strip Club. It had to be. Yes sir. There could be nothing else. I knew the outfit I needed. When shit just absolutely has to happen. When you bring big funds you got to bring out the big guns. Big fun. I throw on my three piece white suit, Rick Dugan classic. Looking sexy as all hell. Downtown I go. Grin on my face. Playpen is the place. Walk in. Clearly I’m the sexiest…

What I want to see sexy women wearing

Naked from head to toe with her legs spread. That's my favorite vision of a beautiful woman. I'm sure I'm not alone. Unfortunately, in America they frown upon that scene, at least in public places (Thank heaven for Tijuana!). So if a woman can't be naked, except at the handful of clothing optional beaches and whatever nude bars there might be in the U.S., what's the next-best thing? What do you like seeing a hot woman wearing in public? Here's my list: Bikini: Nothing more sexy than seeing an attractive lady in a two-piece swimsuit. From the ample cleavage protruding out of the top, to the sexy midriff, to the shapely hips not fully covered by the bottom to the shapely legs, hot gals…