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The Pathetic Scarcity of Quality Porn

reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
Just about everyone on the whole damn planet who is healthy and old enough to have an indecent hormonal level is vitally interested in sex. And well they should be! After all, procreation is our most critical mission imperative. God’s first command to humans was to “be fruitful and multiply” (Genesis 1:28) which translates into the modern vernacular as, “Git off yo butts an’ go fuck dem bitches! Go ahead, ya mutherfuckin’ gangstas, dooit, dooit, dooit! Knock yerselves out!”

With the ubiquitous and everlasting interest in sex, you’d think there would be plenty of quality pornography out there. But you’ve probably all noticed, 99.9% of all porn sucks. It is unimaginative, poorly done, lacking in plot or motivation.

Most porn seems to to have been made by idiots who think a mindless series of close ups of clashing genitalia, tongues and anuses will be enough to keep the audience’s rapt attention. Throw in a few money shots and you’re done.

That approach might suffice for the adolescent audience with little or no sexual experience but adults who’ve been there and done that a few hundred, if not many thousands, of times require a lot more.

I’ve only seen a few porn clips that got my attention and brought “Pink Floyd” to full attention. Most of them were Japanese.

Like most Japanese porn, the most explicit bits of the images were pixelated. While it would have been nice to be afforded a fully uncensored view of the action, the clips still got my pre-cum dribble flowing and put me into the mood to get juicy. Plus, there was no real doubt that the players were actually having sex.

An abbreviated version of one of my recent favorites can be viewed by following the link below.

The full version seems to be a kind of reality TV episode. If it ever aired on Japanese TV I’m sure it was on a premium, late night, adult cable TV channel.

The full video is about two hours long. It spends a huge amount of time setting up the scenario that about two dozen young Japanese women must be recruited for a special twist on a traditional Japanese drum performance. It is explained to the applicants that they will be required to study, rehearse and master a drum performance which they will eventually perform along with numerous other Japanese women before a live audience.

So far so good. Almost all of the candidates are still potentially interested in vying for the available parts.

Then they learn that the live performance will be fully nude and that a man will fuck each of them from behind while they put their well-rehearsed drum skills on display. When their drum performance has been concluded, they will each have sex, oral and vaginal, while still on stage.

Most of the candidates appear shocked at this, unsure whether to even take the strange proposal seriously. As they are assured that the project has been fully and accurately described to them, most of the women want no part of this nonsense. They get up and leave. But a few are willing to participate. They will each earn a fee for their time spent acquiring and polishing their drum skills and for their nude, sexually explicit on-stage drumming performance.

I don’t recall if the video spells out how much each woman will earn.

Eventually the quota is filled! They have found enough women willing to learn to drum and to perform their drumming skills nude before a live audience while being fucked from behind.

It seems Japan can be a magical place where wet dreams sometimes come true.

Then the video proceeds to show the women acquiring their drum skills. They are all fully clothed and clearly have no prior drum experience or skill. There are never any men banging them from behind during their lessons and rehearsals. Over time, the women become quite accomplished as a female drum ensemble.

Now it’s time for their live performance.

The abbreviated video on the link begins with short clips of the girls’ last non-nude rehearsal.

Then the live performance begins.

The women begin by performing one drum set wearing only something resembling a g-string. Their minimalist attire is soon discarded for their second drum set. As the women, now fully nude, resume drumming, a man steps in closely behind each woman, and grabs her by her haunches. Each woman rotates her hips slightly making her vagina more accessible to penetration from the rear. Each man then begins fucking the woman in front of him.

At first the women’s drumming is unaffected by the sex. Each does her best to ignore it. But as the drumming and the fucking continue, one by one the women begin losing their focus. Some lose one or both of their drumsticks or simply give up on drumming, close their eyes and savoring the fucking while trying to remain on their feet.

This video really raised my blood pressure (among other things). I believe the scenario is real. But even if it isn’t, the video draws you in unlike the mindless, random, no-context fucking of most porn.

Watch the video and enjoy!

https://it.m.xhamster.com/videos/zenra-n…


If you enjoyed the nude Japanese drummer girls, you might like the Japanese zenra (nude) ballet. Parts of this video are a bit slow (unless you really like ballet), but hang in there. There are some steamy bits that begin just before the 13 minute mark and then you won’t want to miss the ballet from the 48 minute mark to the end. The “happy ballet ending” occurs at the end of the ballet performance.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v…

5 comments

  • jackslash
    5 years ago
    Japan is a weird place. I have to visit someday.
  • AtAboy
    5 years ago
    As much as I agree that a nice lead in story line is of better quality than a short video of ramming genitals...I don’t think I would opt for the movie you described. Not because it’s not a hot story line but first of all I couldn’t spend 2 hours trying to get aroused. I’d want to get to the sex already. 2 hours in and still no sex, I’d be asleep.

    Secondly, my other half and I don’t have 2 hours just to spend on just the appetizer. Our sessions are long and I’d rather spend two hours switching positions than watching tv. We have tried longer porns and what happens is we basically watch the beginning, then do our own thing. We literally have several movies and we don’t know how any of them end because by that point we aren’t watch the tv anymore.
    And if I’m alone and looking to rub one out, I want fast and to the point. I’m just looking to get off quickly. Those are the times when I opt for the crappy fuck porn.
    But yeah if they could take that story line and shorten it to maybe 20 mins, I’m all for it.
  • AtAboy
    5 years ago
    Ok I couldn’t click that link before because of where I was, just clicked it now. I fast forwarded and probably only watched a total of 3 mins but that was not what I pictured it was going to be. Not really my cup of tea, but to each his own.
  • Nidan111
    5 years ago
    My preferred porn is more in line with the Peepland Nudie Cuties series from Something Weird Video of perhaps the Solo Tits and Splits from Blue Vanities. I like watching women from the 50s and 60s with real curves remove their clothes. I guess that is also why I enjoy strip clubs. I enjoy the anticipation of an eventual nude female.
  • JAprufrock
    5 years ago
    Love Japanese porn. Unfortunate that pussies are pixelated in much of it. I especially like the guessing game show line of videos.
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