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Paradise

I am 2 weeks away from paradise. Wooooooo!

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Another Medical Question

Actually I don't know if this is a question for medical or extermination advice. A friend of mine (yes, it's the same guy as before) told me that his crotch started to itch a couple days after visiting TJ. This morning…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

First Visit in Over a Year

Stopped in last Tuesday around 2 pm. I initially planned to hit Nikita's but the parking lot across the street was under heavy construction so I decided to keep on going towards Ruby's. I haven't…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Same old place

Stopped in at about 5 on a Thursday afternoon. Same old place - parking lot issues cause cars block in one another, limited street parking, old run down interior, and mostly over the hill dancers…

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, New York

No change the girls just got older

Long day, was looking to relax. I went there not knowing how dead it was. Did not have the fun i wanted. The dancers are all older. Very pushy, the bartender…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

An old standby

I've gone a couple of times since I have moved back to the area. It is not the Keepers of 5 years ago. But for a local bar to see some tits? It definitely does…

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What’s wrong with this review

https://www.tuscl.net/app/rev.php?id=351694t Too much information

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

My first time at this club and it was amazing

I went to this club for the first time and it was amazing. Met this girl named Melody beautiful blonde , I decided to go to the private room. House wanted $450 and…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Good time and eye candy

So I pop in a little after 11 PM on a Sunday. Lots of cars in lot behind club. Discreet entry. Entry and bar are clearly well lit and appear very clean. Nothing is…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Facility is clean but low rent, girls seem cute

So my first time checking out the scene in Seattle. After reviewing tuscl I decide to give this Lakewood area a chance. I figure if one club isn’t doing it then there are others a…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Truck stop

This is a truck stop. A CDL will get you a discount cover ($5) and you can take a shower. Full menu, no alcohol. Being relatively close to Gainesville you can expect some college girls…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

A little hood for me

Went on a Saturday night. Super packed. About 30 girls? Almost all were young and African American. Like 2 latinas. You can tell most of the girls are from the area. The waitress ladies tell…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

Nope

used to like coming here after work to unwind with a cold drink and a good show.. I have tried coming on 2 separate Friday nights n what a bust! Both times i…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Tuesday visit, and a puzzling question

There on a recent Tuesday. Julissa was there. Asian, decent looking, used to have a great body, but has put on a few pounds. She isn't fat by any means, but has…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

Two satisfying visits within eight days

I have visited Night Moves dozens of times over the last twenty years and almost always have a good time. This review covers two visits close together, on a Saturday night and then on…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

Midweek relief

Visited the club on a thursday night. The club has a long bar to the right and few small tables tp.the left. The music was 0kay. There was a variety of girls for view.from thin…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

The place is meh at best

There was 1-2 girls that I would consider to be “good”. The rest are average at best. If you like Asians then they have a few. The place was super dead during “happy hour” and seems…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Sunday night

Stopped in on a Sunday night to check it out, and upon arrival saw a security wearing a bullet proof vest, didn't know what that was about, but after entering I saw it was a…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Making the best of a Monday

Rolled in a little after 9 to see the end of the Celtics game. Predictably, it was quiet as most Mondays are. Clean and upscale joint with an upstairs and a downstairs. Main stage has…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Slow night

I use to come to the Vu every few months, but lately took a break. Visited a few weeks ago. Had a free admit on cell phone, but was rejected due to more…

Club Fantasy

Los Angeles, California

Really

I've been loyal customer for 6-7 years here. I watch ALL the UFC fights and sporting events here when I go out. My friends and I spend tons of money here. By…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Fight broke out

About midnight, I arrived without coat and paid $10 cover. Most of the girls were 4-6 range, one AA i'd give an 8, but seated with a PL in the back throughout. I was chatting…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Slow Saturday afternoon

Went in yesterday, Saturday, around 6:00 pm and it was very, very slow. There were about four customers at the bar, a table of three customers, and a table of a single customer. I counted…

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Did you hear about the stripper who was engaged to a man with a wooden leg?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Did you hear about the stripper who…

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Going to Dallas/FW looking for high mileage low $

Hey guys, Can ya help me out? I'm looking for strip clubs where there straight up FS in Dallas(will be in Austin in a few weeks) that is $100-$200 for 15-30min. NO BS...no games, like Diamond Dolls lol...but If I have…

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Eye Candy AND High Mileage?

As a sidebar to the earlier thread, does such a paradise exist where there are 8's 9's and 10's that are also giving extras for something that is reasonably affordable? I will set $400 as a limit. I can see a…

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Should PL’s be allowed to lock down a particular stripper all night

Should PL’s be allowed to lock down a particular stripper all night? For me, I will say no & here is why Nobody should be able to lock down a stripper all night... Most of us are simply trying to get dances from…

The High Rollers Club

Neoga, Illinois

Same as school house

I stopped by here around 8 pm on a Saturday did not know if theu were open the guy there said that they would be open at 9. I had to be in champaign at…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Not My Fantasy

I usually come by Fsntasies if I have to pick someone up late at the airport, usually on Sunday. It was 8:30, they scanned my ID and charged a $5 cover. With fewer…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Packed on weekends..alright on weekdays

Went in on a Friday a few minutes before night cover. The place was packed, nearly to the brim. So many customers and girls, but lots more customers. With that many, it…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Quick trip to town

Was in town for the ballgame that afternoon soon figured I’d stop in here for the evening. Got there about 9:30 and wasn’t real crowded. The had two feature dancers coming in so as the…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Late night visit

Atlantis is soon turning out to be my fav spot. This review is for the late night Saturday visit that I had made. The club is located in Ford heights and very easy to locate.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

u act like a noob - u get treated like one

Many mistakes happened at this club, first off it was a 20 min drive from where I was staying so from the good reviews and cool instagram posts I decided to come here. I will…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Good Time - Had Better

So it’s been a few months from the last visit....nothing inside is new (so I will not cover)...but all the girls were complaining about this new California law and how rates were going up.…

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EXCESSIVELY EXPENSIVE HIGH MILEAGE versus LOW COST LOW MILEAGE

Related to Evasparkling's post, would you go with a club that gave you everything for really high prices (a strip club that's practically a brothel) or an affordable but low mileage club (you don't get much, but what you do…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

THURSDAY Striped

I went to Synns on a Thursday night during the clubs weekly promotion of Striped Thursday. The dancers were above average looking. Thurs is $20 for two lap dances. I got lap dances from the following…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Good Spot

Location -------------- Oasis is at a good location in atlanta where you dont have to pay a premium to park and their are plenty of available spots. The parking lot has a self park and valet…

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Eye Candy OR High Mileage

This topic is as result of my discussion on an entirely different thread... Eye Candy OR High Mileage: Which do you prefer & why? While I prefer Eye Candy, Papi_Chulo prefers High Mileage... i.e. if a Strip Clubs offers a lot of Eye…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Another night at the spot

Went to Christie’s on a Saturday night around 10:30 after meeting some friends for dinner. When I got there, there were easily over 30 dancers. They are now starting to get some new dancers of…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

I liked it

It was a Thursday night , slightly before midnight.I drove to Pigales.IMO it was packed for a non weekend.Girls ranging from 7 to one which was a solid 10. Got there had my self a Rum…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Saved the day just in time

This is a review of my visit to Mardi Gras in Springfield on Saturday night. Over the last few years this club has been hit or miss for me. I had great times last summer.…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Excellent eye candy, not much more

First visit ever to Go Go Rama. Unpretentious building at the intersection of Route 35 and Laurence Parkway. Ample parking around the building. $10 entry fee and required purchase of a non-alcoholic…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

short sunday synopsis

i'm starting to like hitting wackos on sunday afternoons but this recent trip of a couple weeks back was a reminder of how hit and miss it can be. seemed to a handful of regulars…

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Can you believe this unpublished review I just ran across?

Deja Vu's Garden of Eden SAN FRANCISCO CALIFORNIA April 7, 2019 SATURDAY EVENING Good time I had a great time. Girls were cute, vibe was nice, etc. Would go back soon if I lived closer. Next time i’m In the area, i’ll Definitely give it…

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, Illinois

Great first time there

I had read about this place and finally went there. I live in SE Wisconsin, so it's about a 80 minute drive. I arrived and was greeted by 3 ladies. 2 of them I would…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Quick stop, last stop

I was passing through and decided to stop at the last minute. I had been pass this club before and never stopped. This is a large building. Which appears to have…

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Top 5 Strip Clubs in USA

Hey Guys, I used to like when they ranked the strip clubs on this site. I’m curious to see the best of the best strip clubs in the USA. Here is my list but I live in Florida but I’m curious…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Bad Saturday Night

I am familiar with Dollie's during the day, so I instead thought I'd check it out on a Saturday Night, hoping it would be rocking. Nope. It was even more dead than it…

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Women who describe themselves as being career driven as weird as fuck to me.like

Like...would a domestic wife describe herself as being "home driven?" Lmao..no.. Its like women talk about equality; but at the same time, they put labels on themselves such as being "career driven", as If such a title makes them…

Bottoms Up Club

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Decent Dive

First I should say that I'm used to clubs on the west coast and they are very different. To be honest, this was not quite as bad as I thought it would be. Was in…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Decent way to kill some time

Nice mix of talent, including a few hotties. Private dance came with the expected upsell but was mitigated by Tues 2-for-1 deal. Appreciated the free admission at 6-8pm. Appreciated the posted prices: Bikini dance = $20 Topless dances = $40 Nude…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Fun time but it gets expensive

I went on a Saturday night. There were plenty of ladies there...probably about 35? Means you have plenty of options to choose from. Some of them will sit and actually have conversations with you, others are…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

Don't waste your time

Probably the strangest experience I've had at a club... Went late night (but on weekend). Walked in, paid a not cheap cover (I think it was $15 or $18), entered, and it was like a…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

still closed

It appears that Cab is still closer and may not reopen. They were supposed to make agreement with city on April 5 but it must not have worked. Dont know what the future is. I…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Anything you want

Nice place, clean and eye catching. Bartender was a bit cold at first but after forcing some kind words she became much nicer and was fun to talk to after that. Happy hour drink prices…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Lazy St. Patrick’s Day

Was passing through town on St. Patrick’s day and thought I would stop in for a beer. Pulled in and the lot was empty which caused me to hesitate as a previous experience at Divas…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Decent, but not what I was hoping for in Florida

I was recently (March 2019) in Tampa for a business trip. I never travel to Florida, so I was looking forward to the "exoticness" of the area, and hoping to have a memorable time. I…

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Lol. My wife just flipped me off because she is Jealous that I might be going to

Lol. She flashed me her tits (which are fantastic, by the way) and told me that I have to at least say howdy to the strippers that I meet. Lol. My wife is fucking awesome!

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Much Improved...

Hadn't been here since October, but stopped by on a friday around 2:00. There were a bunch of decent dancers. No one was truly spectacular, and they were a bit older but most…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Consistent!!

I was in town for business and always make sure I visit my Favorite SC! It also happened to be my birthday so I was able to take advantage of the free entry free!!…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Saturday night visit

I visited Cadillac Lounge by myself on a Saturday night. Cover was $15! Which is higher than other clubs I've visited around the same time. They also have a metal detector scan you when you…

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Springtime Lull

Not sure if Ive noticed this in the past, but whenever the weather gets better outside the strip club experience changes dramatically. Dancers seem to work more so that they can take extravagant vacations and customers dont visit as much.…

Dulce Gabbana

Tijuana, Baja California

Not Happening

I'm in the middle of a four-day clubbing binge in La Zona Norte and will post more detailed reviews of other places later. Just wanted to toss one off (so to speak) about this…

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In Defense of Strippers

There are often negative comments made about strippers on this discussion forum. I thought I would share a few positive thoughts. I see them as co-equal partners in a business transaction. It takes both parties to…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Wednesday night visit

I stopped in on a Wednesday night having not been there for some time. The cover was $10, I was hoping to see Elaine at the front door but there was a different woman there.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Hit or miss mostly miss

I come here every now and then. Declined so much from previous years. Quality of girls keeps going down. The place is just very depressing. The dayshift is always dead and the days that’s not…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Four month check in

I had not been here in the new year (2019) and decided to give it a try. It has been a hit or miss (more miss than hit) over the past year or so.…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Most USA-like club in TJ

I caught an uber from the Pedwest border ($2.04US) and decided to hit Chicago instead of the usual HK. I could walk over in about 45seconds incase Chicago was dead. I found that…

Dandy Dan's

Denver, Colorado

Hot girls, but Denver clubs are weird

Went in recently on a Mon evening while in the Mile High City. Denver is small and this place no more than a 15 minute drive from the convention center area downtown where I was…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Tight, cramped space, and...$300 just to sit next to main stage

I will never set foot in the Yellow Rose ever again - not unless there are top-down changes in personnel (Owner/Managers), wait staff, and interior space expansion. I went inside one evening and paid the cover.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

more time with mutual Satisfaction

Those who know this club know it is hit or miss to find what you are looking for. There can be long droughts and then several visits in a row when the diamond in the…

Misty's at Drunk Horse Pub

Fayetteville, North Carolina

2nd Trip

Had nothing going on this Saturday and some money to spend so took the trip down to Fayetteville to Misty's @ DHP. This trip was a different than the last. When I pulled into the…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Hennesey worth the visit

Went in around 5 p.m. and stayed around 90 minutes. Bar has been described many times accurately, along with the lame vip (light weight curtain and all). I was happy to see Hennesey working.…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Sat 4/7/2019 After Bourbon Street

After 4 hours at Bourbon Street BigTim got me to join him at Sugar 44, although I had just been there a week ago with our gang of 4. BigTim had met Penny/Sunny? in the bar…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

4/6/2019 Wow the world turned - well at least at Bourbon Street

I hadn't been here since went with BigTim just over a year ago - 3/31/2018 to be exact - I keep good records!.More recently been at Sugar 44 with our gang of 3 or 4.…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Scary Saturday night

I previously left a good review of sc on my first visit but a went back on a Saturday night about 11:00 and will never do that again! First of all I am much…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Great place to watch a game with entertainment on the side

Went to Cheetah to catch the NCAA tournament on Saturday and to relax a little during and after the games. The club has a nice atmosphere, with a separate area with couches and TVs if…

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Tijuana Border

President Trump has announced an additional 750 agents at Ports of Entry from Mexico. It appears he will be implementing extreme compliance with entry procedures, slowing the process considerably in an attempt to put pressure on the Mexican government. Plan your…

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OTC no shows

How many do you tolerate before you fire her? I allow 1 then it is over. Had to fire a favorite last night after she no showed. Good thing is a new girl was available and she is…

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Worlds smallest waist.

Yes or No? https://www.instagram.com/officialsophiavegas/?utm_source=ig_embed I'd pass. Too freaky.

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Blush in Pittsburgh

I noticed the website has been working poorly and social media was deleted a few months back. I drove past Blush the other day and found the sign outside with replaced with similar lettering and shaped sign and coloring but said…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Consistency.

I was in the Tampa area and had not visited the Mons in a while. Got there about 9pm on a Saturday night. Parking is free and plentiful that time of…

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OTC Opportunities in Detroit and Drugs

I would say since September I have been seriously falling on and off the wagon. What originally turned into a pot filled weekend has resulted in thousands being spent at dispensaries and not being able to remember the better part…

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OTC Opportunities in Detroit and Drugs

I would say since September I have been seriously falling on and off the wagon. What originally turned into a pot filled weekend has resulted in thousands being spent at dispensaries and not being able to remember the better part…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Great shows, you pay the price

Casa D is out of the way, but even then it is only a 10 minute rideshare from downtown. The line moved quickly, even though the club was completely full tonight. Standing room only. The…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Maybe it's just the city

Went to Brass Rail tonight (Saturday) and it was as mediocre as ever. The average dancer rating was clearly around 6-7 for me, with only one or two exceptions. It's always annoying paying $10.75 for a…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

3 of us went and we all left happy

We made two visits to FC yesterday. First was during the day arrived about 4pm. $10 to valet with tip no cover and no bathroom troll. About a dozen dancers working about…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

First time

I moved to San Antonio recently and this is my first club in SA as its near the place where I live. Arrived after 11 pm On Saturday. Parking lot was packed with only spot…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

This place changed a lot

So I used to frequent this place once a month, and was always left feeling pretty satisfied. The 4 for 40 “vip” then the 3 for 30 “vip” were done in a more private room…

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A boy and a closet

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her…

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TUSCL Functionality— Maps

TUSCL is a great tool, especially since I travel a lot to new areas. However, When I call up nearby clubs on the map, the map doesn’t show where I am located. Am I doing something wrong or is this…

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What do you say to a stripper's boyfriend who is wearing a suit and tie?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What do you say to a stripper's…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Good value - especially on the 30 minute dances

I arrived at about 8pm on a Sunday. Cover was $20, I believe. The girl at the front explained that admission would be free for my next visit if I brought back the…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

The best looking women but not necessarily the most fun.

Came here a few Monday’s ago. In the club there were probably 20 customers with at least that many girls working. The talent here is always top notch, particularly if you like big asses and…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Not the Local Hero

First let's get it out of the way. This visit was a shadow of the my prior visit in October, and not even as good as my first visit in September. Has nothing…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Tried this place around lunch tim

I was in the area and had some food and Benny Hana ... I said let me check this place out I’m the day time...Been there plenty of times at night but today I wanted…

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Discussion #12: my friend was astonished when I told her this.

*****disclaimer : No, I am not romanticzing being solely career minded. I just wanna talk about what personally makes me happy . as a result , I do not think that a woman who is a boss in corporate america…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

Meat plus Company

I'd been in meetings all day on a Friday and not had any lunch, plus was heading toward the airport from SW Orlando. Rachel's is conveniently on the way, and once recognizes it as…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Lower Bar is Back

Not sure when they went back, but for a time they had blocked the perv section of the lower bar. However on my last visit, that block is gone and that side section by…

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OT: Duke looking into allegations that Nike paid Zion's mom

Duke University said Saturday it was "looking into" allegations that star freshman basketball player Zion Williamson's mother was paid by Nike. California lawyer Michael Avenatti tweeted Friday that Nike executive Carlton DeBose bribed Williamson and other five-star recruits to attend schools…

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OT: Championship game - who's your pick ?

Gotta say Texas Tech looks like the team to beat

Baby Dolls

Wichita, Kansas

Can be Fun

I stopped on a recent Thursday evening. I think I arrived before 7:00. No cover charge was collected. I've visited this place occasionally over the years and this was the second time…

Body Language

Louisville, Kentucky

New Club in Louisville

The old Diamonds Cabaret on 7th Street has reopened as the Body Language Lounge (don't worry they have remodeled inside). They seem to be a little inconsistent on when they are open but they…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Just ok

Was driving thru town and stopped due to a Sunday meeting and bad snow. Paid the entry and let my eyes adjust. Super dark. I got there just as day crew was finishing and night…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A short review of a short visit

Be wordy? This was a 20 minute visit. Entered mid afternoon. Busy but not packed. Somewhere between 5 and 10 dancers, all African American but in a large variety of shapes…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Better than a year ago, but worse than the old VIPS

You can check my history VIPs used to be one of my favorite clubs to go to on a weekend night. You would have 20-30 girls brought in from NYC, 3 hot bartenders, and pretty…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Second time here

I was in the area for business and carved out some time for a Dollies visit. The last time I was there was more of a reconnaissance trip although I did enjoy a very rewarding…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Love that Sisi is back

This club has some chubby girls but has a few diamonds like Sisi, Harley q, Calie, and Carissa. When you walk in stage is down a few steps to your left and bar is up…

Sidelines 2 Silhouette

Monticello, New York

Was at the track and drove down the rode to

Was at the track and drove down the rode to check out this place. It's closed

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Nice club

Rick'c Cabaret (formerly Blush) is a upscale club located at downtown Pittsburgh. I went there on a Wednesday night, around 11am.I parked on 6th avenue and walked for 5 minutes, as free parking is difficult…

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Dancer named Angelina

Does anyone know a beautiful Hispanic woman by the name of Angelina who used to work at the VIP room before they closed? Is she working anywhere?

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Butterfly

does anyone know of a beautiful Asian dancer named Butterfly? She moved to Vegas about a year ago. Where is she working?

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I AM GETTING A YACHT WHEN I GROW UP

After seeing this I don't thank I will have to wait until I GROW UP https://youtu.be/LAbFGixLhz8 I am going to start construction asap! A am balling now!

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OT: Final Four

Who's watching tonight? Rooting for any team in particular?

Grand Daddy's Gentlemen's Club

Schofield, Wisconsin

Been like 10-11 years since the last time I was here!

It has been like over 10 years since the last time I was here and I decided to go with a friend of mine on an adventure! We got here around like 10:30 pm on…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Best Club in Tucson

Went to Curves for the first time after reading some of the reviews on this site. It was my second time in the area and I wish I had heard about Curves earlier as the…

Landing Strip

Waupaca, Wisconsin

Haven't been here in like 6 or so years!

My 2nd time going The Landing Strip and it has been like 7 years since the last time I was there! The place is just off the highway in a quiet place. There is a…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Found some love

I stopped in after happy hour. Most the daytime women were gone. Some new ones were in. Selena seems to have a bestie working. London was dancing. So was Martina. I checked out the choices…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

Checking back on Angels

Hard to imagine I’ve been coming to Angels for more than a decade but I time rolls on. Stopped in while making a trip up to Pittsburgh. The building is the same but the inside…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Birthday week visit

I had a last minute trip to AC to celebrate my birthday. A friend planed it out as a nice gift. We always come here at least once. WE get in about 1 PM and…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Open

After hearing Cabaret was raided and closed I thought What the hell, lets drive by and see what it looks like. To my surprise there was a bouncer sitting outside on the steps.…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Not My Usual Spot

Decided on the spur of the moment to visit the Cherry on a Saturday afternoon. Walked in about 3:00. There were about 10 customers in and about 15 or so dancers. Go to the bar…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Not What I Remembered

It's been about two years since my last trip to Phoenix and so I decided to head to the Moon on Friday night. The physical club hasn't changed much (which is not…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Son’s 21st Birthday

Took my boy to his first strip club. I’ve been in a couple other clubs up & down Bourbon with my wife and I was unimpressed. After reading reviews here we chose (wisely). We found…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Sunday is a Fun Day!

I was in Dallas last week and hit Baby Dolls on Sunday afternoon and also Monday. Both were good days. Not crazy business like a Friday or Saturday night, but with enough high quality girls…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

So So

Went to several other clubs in Akron that night and there wasn't much happening. (no girls, slow service, etc) Decided to check out Ole Glory. It isn't very nice on the outside or inside, but…

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List Countries by Your Perceived Sexual Permissiveness or Conservatism

Not that any one person's perception is the absolute truth, but I was curious to see what exactly people's perceptions are if you were to ask. Even if you feel you do not have accurate enough information on this, go…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

TL yearly check-in

I usually check in to this club about once or twice a year. I used to come here regularly but, since about 3-4 years ago, the women, in general were not that exciting, as a…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Fritz trip during wed jan 2019

I decided to check out fritz as i was in the area for work. I went in and paid a 10 dollar cover and they pat u down and check ur id. It is a…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Back to The Church

I arrived around 11:30 on Monday, The cab drive here was nuts - the guy was terrible as he looked like he was constantly falling asleep & couldn't find the place. I kept talking to him…

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Dairy of Father 1

Father say eat goat stew. Make down there strong and wife happy. Happy wife more dry clean production more US dollars so can pay bill for Nicole #1 daughter best Poosche in all of Texas go Foghorns.

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Real-life sex and drug hustlers behind JLo’s new movie rinsed thousands of dolla

Lying, thieving whores. https://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/lifestyle/reallife-sex-and-drug-hustlers-behind-jlos-new-movie-rinsed-thousands-of-dollars-out-of-wall-street-traders/news-story/f3dfe06c8336aa48fe5574d19b6fc011

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Nicole diaries #6: in like porno and prob watch on more than u

-sometimes I watch it for an hr each day..but that isnt every week -and that's bc I cant have sex with guys...I wish I could :(((( -I cant have sex with guys bc: 1) I don't wanna get pregnant and condoms dont…

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Nicole diaries #5 : dad knows that I'm still alive ppl

Dad emailed me today. That's nice. Was able 2 graduate last semester since I only have 2 classes left.. but I'm delaying my gradusion date to enhance my academic resume for law school (NOTE: I CAN STILL GET IN TO…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

2nd visit, different experience.

I visited and reviewed this club for the first time about a month ago. See that review for club layout specifics. I was in town again recently and decided to visit again. Got to the…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

4’s,5’s,6’s & a midget

Against my better judgement I stopped in here last night. Did so on some better reviews I’d read that had been posted since my last visit. There were a couple of favorites of mine who’d…

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problem... access denied by cisco.

on my iPad I attempted to bring up tuscl website and a message appeared saying that it was an ‘unsecure website’ and suspect to fraud... so I clicked on something trying to access the tuscl website and now the friggin…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Very nice.

I got to the place about 8 o’clock. It was a Friday night, so there were more dancers than usual. There were a few new faces. I did not see many nines or tens, but…

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Poles Apart: Exotic Dancers Clash Over Employment Status

"Carrying signs with nearly identical lettering and shouting “10-99!”, a few dozen strippers and their supporters protested in front of Los Angeles City Hall Tuesday to demand their right to be independent contractors, rather than employees. The chant referred to…

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OFFSET SAYS CARDI B INSPIRED STRIPPERS AND BARTENDERS TO RAP

"Every bartender stripper with the dream of getting out the club it’s nun wrong with that but my wife help guide ur life to try to rap all u dumb ass ppl at home on couch tweeting suck my balls…

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Why was the stripper called "Coffee"?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why was the stripper called "Coffee"? A.…

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Follies Day Shift

Heading there on a Wednesday afternoon, around 5:00. Is that too late to take advantage of day shift talent? And are there lines out the door? (Don’t care as much about cost. Just want to be able to find attractive…

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I rejected this review but still got published - what do you think ?

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club Tijuana, Baja California slu323 Texas Cost breakdown for first time mongering April 5, 2019 1. VIP Card - $50 (definitely a worth buying, 80% off Cascadas mon & tues) 2. I utilized the online coupons, felt kinda cheap using coupons at a strp…

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going rate for a happy ending

what kind of tip do you give for a massage with a hj?

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Careful out there with the honeys

Old Man helped young woman out to the tune of $300,000. She probably killed him when he tried to confront her about all her lies. Lesson learned, don’t confront, just cut off contact and move on. https://www.foxnews.com/us/psychiatrist-found-dead-playboy-models-car-paid-for-her-rent-warrant-says

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Is TUSCL a Social Media outlet or an ANTISOCIAL Media Release?

Are we just a bunch of secret antisocial shits or are we just a bunch of old guys who don’t like to socialize with the normal crowd?

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Going to Indianapolis 500. Potential for 3 some.

Met a dancer last month that gave me her number to contact her when my wife wants to have a 3 some. Lol. Told this lovely lady that the Pony Has a strip club in Indianapolis and we alway go…

FKK Forum

LOL - good ole Joe Biden can't even keep his hands off himself

https://www.google.com/search?q=trump+meme+mocking+biden&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=MaZtpEOqsvCsWM%253A%252CKDKZbmiFtBZszM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kSjwFjKSAtNo0zRdkuVQX5rU1Du0g&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiZiv2o_7nhAhUo2FkKHUr0Dx8Q9QEwCnoECAkQDg#imgrc=MaZtpEOqsvCsWM:

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Roderigo the Robe Man -- Coming to the United States ( fiction in installments

So we have heard all about the exploits of Tijuana Tim and Mamisan, and about their Show Donkey Breeding Ranch. Introducing: Roderigo the Robe Man. He is exactly like his name sounds. He is, or he was, the guy…

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

stopped by on a Friday Afternoon with a$5 cover, girls

stopped by on a Friday Afternoon with a$5 cover, girls range from a 5-7 except mya, an AA who is a 9. very sexy and great conversation. Did 4 lap dancers at 25 each. limited contact ( we are in…

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How many here are tired of the endless bickering?

I know I am

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Springfield strip club, Mardi Gras, up for sale

Springfield strip club, Mardi Gras, up for sale https://www.wwlp.com/news/local-news/hampden-county/springfield-strip-club-mardi-gras-up-for-sale/1901132746?fbclid=IwAR0YxPRB9Ls1V7fdb0XvhfNQW4yTCrxfCWzPA9bFR41-L6wkEpTYpbcWHlM SPRINGFIELD, Mass. (WWLP) - If you ever dreamed of running a strip club, now's your chance. Springfield's most-famous naughty night club is up for sale. The landmark Mardi Gras Complex, which includes the 66,000…

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Almost caught.

Yesterday the bouncer stuck his head into the VIP room to make sure the dancer had paid the room fee. My pants were down around my knees but I don't think he recognized me because she was standing over me…

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Man arrested for exposing himself at strip club

Which one of you did this? https://www.3newsnow.com/news/local-news/man-arrested-for-exposing-himself-at-strip-club

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Why did the stripper's boyfriend fuck her mom?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why did the stripper's boyfriend fuck her…

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TROPICAL LEI

Which dancer has the biggest tits at Tropical Lei? Haven't been in a while, heading there Friday night.

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Hypomanic.

Why else would I be up this late posting on TUSCL? If I were fully manic, I would be up posting in TUSCL while having sex with a hot stripper using my debit card to purchase condoms with…

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BERLIN NEWS IB NEW JERSEY

Any guys going?

Berlin News Agency

Berlin Township, New Jersey

Blk chub very interested in meeting and going here. It'll

Blk chub very interested in meeting and going here. It'll be my first time message me if your interested

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HOW THE SHIT TRUCK BUSINESS STARTED

I have a friend who wad a few years older than me named Butt and he went to college in a nearby city to be a Diesel mechanic. He had two cousins that wanted to go to cosmetology school in…

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Having fun just because!

I know this might be out of the norm for some TUSCLers, but. ..... i love just having fun with strippers. No extras needed. Don’t get me wrong, I will ALWAYS accept safe extras, but I truly like just having…

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Weirdest fun thing you've done in a club

What is the weirdest thing you've done in a strip club? I have two that come to mind. One happened during a heavy snowstorm where only the Russian dancers and a few customers showed up the entire night. There…

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Does Nicole1994 hate men?

She talks about flirting and fantasies, and says she's "into fratty looking guys" But that is as far as it goes. Does the fact that she keeps saying stuff like this mean that she is unreasonably judgemental about men, and that she…

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Dedicated troll discussion

Please use this thread for discussions dedicated to trolls instead of highjacking other threads with indecorous, uncongenial, intolerable, and irrelevant discussions about malcontent individuals. If you feel the you need to stay angry because it relaxes you then feel free to…

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Diary #11: I flirt with guys sometimes just to see if they like me back even tho

Ok

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

I was a regular at this club for about 8

I was a regular at this club for about 8 years and consistently found it to fit what I was looking for. A lot of very attractive naked women, a safe environment and many (not all) dancers who take “The…

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imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

read the latest review of belax. then read my review dated november 2019. somebody said that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

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Nicespice Driving Skills

Nicespice fools them all with her mad driving skills. https://youtu.be/zCQ-etiFyho

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Nicole diaries #5: I need to stop daydreaming about having hot sex with 25 yr ol

Dang...lmao..

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Bums In The Strip Club

I was walking into a strip club, and there were two homeless guys sitting outside with a cardboard sign. They were begging everyone going inside for money. I just ignored them. The strip club turned out to not be very…

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4got joke ahead, snowflakes avoid

Frank is talking to his neighbor, Arnold. Frank says, “Arnie, do you like girls who have a stomach that sticks all of the way out so it is almost like they look pregnant? But not real preggos, just fat.” Arnold…

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You see a stripper and her boyfriend go by in a car. Who's driving?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. You see a stripper and her boyfriend…

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Is Follies still the place to go in Atlanta?

I'll have a rare opportunity to visit Atlanta in a few weeks and I'll have an afternoon when I can visit a strip club or massage parlor. The recent reviews of Follies have taken a noticeable downturn, noting the…

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4 new articles posted

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OT: Gronk may not be as dumb as people make him out to be

Supposedly he's been very disciplined about paying himself first - i.e. supposedly he's saved his entire career football salary and just lived off of what his endorsements paid him: https://www.insideedition.com/financial-expert-says-savers-should-follow-rob-gronkowski-51871

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TUSCL hanging up ?

Has TUSCL been hanging up for you at times today, sometimes not even being able to connect?

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Good "extras" clubs in the Orange County area?

Good evening gents, I'm going to be in Anaheim in about three weeks for a short trip. Are there any clubs worth checking out that have some dancers who like to go that extra mile, so to speak? From what I've…

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Who was looking for Chanel in COI?

Saw her name up on Synn's roll call today. Go enjoy

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You might be a pathetic loser if?

You open up a separate bank account just for mongering.

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Meth addict stripper, 22, admits to becoming a drug mule because she wasn't earn

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6879281/Meth-addict-stripper-22-admits-drug-mule-wasnt-earning-money.html

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Meaning/connotation of "Go-Go"

The recent discussion about the heavy dollar parade clubs in the northeast/mid-atlantic brings up an interesting point. To me and most of my real life friends & family who sc, the type of club that has a full bar completely…

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It looks like there is hope for those who want to add some length to their penis

https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a27010304/i-tried-penis-extender-traction/?src=nl&source=nl&utm_source=nl_mnl&utm_medium=email&date=040219&utm_campaign=16448982

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Bitcoin...

... is up about 40% since I made the last thread on February 24th. In comparison, the S&P 500 is up about 3% since then. If this trend continues, where do you think I will get a greater return--in Bitcoin,…

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Nicole diaries #8: NEWSFLASH: I don't want to become an attorney to be rich. I w

That's what my repsonse was to this guy Who said " oh..you want to be a lawyer..youre gonna be rich , like nah.....thats not my goal... #future boss bitch litigator and that's not even gonna be my job it'll be my…

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Nicole diaries #7: the fact that intrlligence is seenas an INHERENTLY MALE quali

No.I'm not complaining that women aren't seen as smart, bc they are. So don't try me because you wont win at that lmao. I'm complaining that intelligence is seen as inhernetly male

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Is this normal stripper behavior?

Hello, I've been going to strip clubs fairly frequently for about three years now and love it. I've even started dating and hooking up with dancers and have found that I prefer them to girls I used to meet in…

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OTC girl didn't like hotel choice

When I am traveling, I usually stay in nice places, so this never comes up with road OTC. But when I am taking girls out locally, I use a simple notel. It'sclean and not one generally used by the local…

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Review Approvals/Rejects

I was just looking at a Florida review of a place I have visited a few times over many years. The review was rather lacking, in my opinion, especially since I've visited the club. I looked at that review and a…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Darlene or one of the dancers is reading the reviews

Darlene or one of the dancers is reading the reviews and commenting. https://www.tuscl.net/profile-review-comments.php?id=614357&s=1

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LAP DANCES NOW UNLAWFUL, STATE ATTORNEY WARNS OF ‘SLIPPERY SLOPE’

Israel has outlawed lap dances. When I was in Tel Aviv in 2017, I found a number of strip clubs, one of which was in a very nice area about a 10-minute walk from my 5-star hotel.…

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Controversial strip club moves to West Omaha

"Nude dancers will perform from 6 p.m. to 5 a.m. seven days a week." https://www.wowt.com/content/news/Controversial-strip-club-moves-to-West-Omaha-508033371.html

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where’s SlickSpic?

been over a year...

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Why wouldn't the postage stamp commemorating strippers stick to envelopes?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why wouldn't the postage stamp commemorating strippers…

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Farewell Friend

In my Vietnamese Bikini Coffee Shop days I befriended a beautiful, aspiring Cosplay model who introduced me to a group of amateur mongers who would later become my close friends. One of the mongers, who provided me solid advice on the…

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Synn COI Chanel Still There?

I visited with Chanel at Synn in City Of Industry last time I was there a few months ago. But she hasn't been on the schedule for a while. Is Chanel still working there? Somewhere else?

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Tarpbaby304

Anyone heard from her ? She said she would be gone for a while.

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Vignettes: When Civvies Behave Like Strippers

For most of us the appeal of strip clubs is that they play to our fantasy of having a beautiful, sexy woman who we don’t even know behave like she is desperate to get us undressed and to lovingly drain…

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Hey

How are you guys

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If Popular People have such Good Social Skills?

Then why is it that they are constantly getting drinking and getting drunk? Whenever I've been around them they are constantly drinking. Whether its going to a party and drinking there, going to a bar and drinking there, or even…

DJ's Were People Once Too, or Last Night a DJ Banged Your Wife

If you polled the non-DJ contingent of folks who patron a strip club, the overwhelming opinion of them is that they're sub-human, walking STD's, whos larynxs have been cloned from Casey Kasem's crack addicted bizarro-world doppleganger, destined for an arguably classier career move operating the tilt-a-whirl at county fairs and town anniversaries BFE-wide after they've overstayed their scrotum in every booth within commuting range of the Toyota Celica of Theseus they double park in the "rock star" spaces nearest to the door of your favorite wife and familial obligation avoidance establishment. Which is a humorously try-hard manner of saying practically anyone who likes strip clubs HATES strip club DJ's, or at least barely tolerates them, or has evolved a psychological…

Stripper Talent: Old Vs New

Working in the industry you know the clubs have a High turnover ratio. In my area Centerfolds is still the top club followed by Deja Vu and Pure Gold. Yes Club Fantasy is still open but only on select days. That however doesn't matter not for this article anyway. It's important for clubs to always add new talent and keep fresh faces for the customers who are new and some of the old ones enjoy it as well. However when you add so much new talent it takes away from the girls who have been working in the club for not only months but years. When you hire girls who shouldn't be dancing it also takes away from customers wanting…

Strip Club Memories Part 1 1969-1972

Recent life events got me to thinking about a lot of things in my history, part of it was the early strip club experience. Hard to believe so many years have gone by and all the changes, but to the memories! My first visit to a strip club was in San Diego, well it really was a burlesque venue. Some friends told me about this "place" so we went, paid our admission, and sat thru an old comedian, telling old tired jokes. Then the stripper came out, she had an elaborate costume that came off in pieces over several songs, to reveal an old tired body, topless at the end of several songs, but kept on her…

10 Years with the Same Stripper

A Day in the Life of... On this site I’ve previously chronicled my adventures, mis-adventures, thrills and many tragedies which have occurred with one stripper and me. I’ve had fantastic times and so many mis-steps that I’ve been led to years of psychotherapy, soul searching, financial troubles and yet, on one level, I don’t regret it. The purpose of this article is to document some of the good times, some of the mistakes I made, and elicit some humor from the faults I’ve experienced and help others avoid similar steps in the dog poo of life with a stripper. Briefly, an introduction: I’m approaching my mid 70’s, have had a very rewarding career, was married to my late wife for 49 years,…