TUSCL Monger of the Year

I nominate @rickdugan

You gotta say why.

No I don't. It's not in the rules.

Damn just like a Trumpublican to claim the rules when it’s to their benefit 😂

Damn skippy

Lolol

Then I'll nominate flagooner because he's the biggest ASS on the board.

^ I’ll second that nomination 🤘

You really didn't have to say why.

Monger of the year - Sinclair. Seems like he spent the last year traveling the country in a Winnebago just to provide detailed intel to this site.

If we have Monger of the year we should also have PL of the year. Nominations?

The monger who writes the best stories. I don't care if they're true or not. A few contenders in this category:

1. Gawker--a favorite of mine because he has had even more fucked-up experiences with an ATF than I have
2. JS69--Great sex writing, although he hasn't given us any lately
3. Reverendhornibastard--a new comer who has me enthralled with Yuni

Is it just me, or does it make no sense to ask for nominations in the middle of the year.

Or is this like the primaries, meant to pare down the field for the final round voting?

I'm concerned about Russian interference in the voting process.

But I like the idea.

^ @25 will be calling for an independent investigation costing @founder $30M to determine if the WINNER colluded with the Russians.

^ I want an investigation into what happened to the block there must be some Russian collusion involved.

LOL

😉

Much as it pains me to agree with flagooner and go with rickdugan. I think we all know that flagooner is simply trying to get folks riled up by nominating rickdugan, but he isn’t wrong.

Both JohnSmith69 and gawker tell better crazy stories than rickdugan, but their output has decreased. I also think that JohnSmith69’s crazy stories are completely truthful. I go back and forth on gawker’s. If they are fiction I say “brilliant fiction!” If they are true I say “you’re crazy gawker!”

goldmongerATL is another contender for monger of the year. That guy seems completely truthful and he has truly aces stories.

But let’s face it, rickdugan dominates the board in a way nobody else can. He does have some brilliant crazy stories. Maybe they aren’t as well-written as JohnSmith69, but you have to admit they are worth some popcorn while you read them!

But his weirdo psychology is what clinches it. He is so damaged it is like watching that “After Life” program on Netflix. Not in specifics mind you. The similarity is that you are watching a man that is truly “exercising his demons!” (As he would put it himself!)

Just consider his ignore games. He doesn’t ignore people because he’s bored or irritated with them. No, he feels (probably unconsciously) that he is control if he can click ignore and people still talk about him. What he doesn’t realize is that they are talking about what an assclown he is and watching the pratfalls of an assclown is kind of entertaining.

So, even when he has you on ignore, responding to him is win-win: he gets to feel in control and you get to be entertained by watching the equivalent a moron walking through a yard of rakes, hitting himself in the face every few steps.

There are worse outcomes! ;)

But JohnSmith69 would have won hands down in his DS phase. Every DS = truly brilliant! ;)

How many DS’s was he up to? It seems like he got to DS 69 and stopped. Nice!

Exorcise not exercise. ...:)))

Dam skippy

i nominate MisterWonderful. the everlasting newbie.

now... seriously... the reverandhornybastard. he is a fun read.

4got2wipe - I’m embarrassed to admit all that I’ve written is true with names changed to protect the guilty. Since my ATF left almost a year ago, I’ve been limited to stories from the past. At age 73 I don’t have the stamina or resources to find a replacement.
As far as PL of the year goes I’d pick Papi Chulo for his intimate knowledge of Southern Florida clubs, his opinion on everything and anything ( most of which make sense), and his ability to draw a mental picture of his experiences

If Papi wins this year he wins every year. He's been in a clubbing funk for a while.

@4got2think: Did you spend all morning coming up with that? Why is it that weak types like you must constantly try to wrap themselves in this "herd" mentality in order to buttress their opinions? Did you really think that your other tuscl accounts have morphed into different people now? 😉

As far as the rest, I am what I am and I make no apologies. I have fun with strippers and come on here to re-live it a bit. We're on a strip club board, not one of your (I'm sure much needed) therapy support groups, so save your ridiculous "social cues and norms" concepts for the other delicate types that no doubt make up your real life social circles.

@Flagooner: Thanks man, but I don't deserve it this year. I've still done a a fair amount for sure, but somewhat less than the last few years as work and family matters have been eating up most of my time. I'm guessing that wall or sinclair may be in line for the title this year.

An award for the guy who fucked the most hookers???? LMFAO

Your daddy!

Brilliant! I got rickdugan to respond to me despite claiming to have me on ignore! ;)

bubba267, the use of “exercise” was intentional; hence the scare quotes. I agree that most people wish to exorcise their demons, but rickdugan wants to keep his demons. He just uses TUSCL as an excuse to give them some exercise!

However, I’m going to be serious for a moment. I suspect rickdugan isn’t as much of a d-bag IRL as the character he plays on TUSCL. We all have are demons in life. His demons just happen to be entertaining, and all of TUSCL benefits from it.

Hence my support to make him monger of the year!

I'd nominate SJG for his tremendous commitment to TUSCL in the face of a German style frontal assault

You don't want to reward negative behavior, IE a troll award.

This made me laugh.

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flagooner: I nominate @rickdugan

Warrior15: You gotta say why.

flagooner: No I don't. It's not in the rules.

Warrior15: Then I'll nominate flagooner because he's the biggest ASS on the board.

flagooner: You really didn't have to say why.

Wipe, I stand/sit corrected.

I might make a new nomination for Monger of the Year. Longball300. I just love his Avatars.

I nominate Subraman for monger of the year. He hates that term.