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Feeding dancers wonderbread

Muddy
MuddyVIP4713341141

USA

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

This black club I go to, I’m known as “white bread” The moniker was earned because I am white in a hip hop club. But it got me thinking, perhaps I’ll go into this club throwing around white bread feeding all these big busty dancers. So far it’s been a big it, the girls love it. They flock to me like a bunch seagulls! The DJ even announces when I’m doing my thing. I don’t even have to tip at the stage anymore, I’m given priority when I want a dance. I might as well be Frank Sinatra when I’m in this club, it’s great. Or wonderbreadful if I dare say.

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Muddy

And my question to the board was is this sustainable?

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Jascoi

i’m gonna guess it’s not sustainable. but...ride the wave while you can.

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Nidan111

Not sustainable unless you place some green bread inside the white bread. Different denominations in each slice. Kinda like the Easter Bunny handing out candy. You could always switch it up with CRACKERS.

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Muddy

Thanks Nidan I might just go to crackers when this wears off

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Papi_Chulo

It'll be more filling if you put a "salami" in the bread

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Papi_Chulo

What black club do you hit.

Or are you just making shit up.

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shadowcat

"Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit your have to eat."

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Papi_Chulo

Good advice to live by 😊

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nicespice

Well you keep that behavior in the clubs far away from me. I am a classy lady who is no mere common seagull. And I won’t come just because you have wonderbread.

...I will however if it’s sourdough

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Jascoi

i like that possibly!!!

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Dolfan

White Bred or White Bread?

If you really "earned" your moniker being White it's probably the former and throwing around bread won't help. If it's the later, and you "earned" it being boring as fuck, maybe it will.

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TheOne&Only

Biscuits with grape jelly will get you much further in a black club than mere wonder bread.

But no rice, that expands in their bellies and kills them.

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Mate27

Holsum??

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Jascoi

just noticed i spelled ‘possibility’ wrong. (actually i used the wrong word). but positively i meant possibility.

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apoopdeep

you seagull fucker

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prevert

Sounds like you have risen to the occasion.

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MackTruck

Did you play duck duck goose?

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Ah. I get it. Someone lost their 'daddytricks' (or whatever...) password.

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san_jose_guy

Muddy has a good sense of humor. We should value that.

SJG

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