Dirty's is good enough, just enough

Went to Dirty's after a slow time at Chica's on a Saturday afternoon. Dancer quality has greatly improved since the last time I was here, about a year ago. There are still a couple of the same duds floating around, but they are easy enough to avoid. This time around there were a lot of beautiful options. But, this club is as much YMMV as putting jet fuel in your gas tank. Sometimes VIP is smoking hot, sometimes it's not. Today was not.

On the floor two dancers were giving practically horizontal chair dances. I should have stuck with that. Instead I opted for the drunk and high slow booty rub in the VIP. At 4 dances for $100. Yes, yikes. She told me not to touch the VIP curtains because that's where guys cleaned their cum off. Three times. She must have seen a lot of cum. Not mine, though.

Ehh, it was not a total loss. There is a dancer named Miracle. I swear it's Devin from BM, but she wouldn't admit to it. She says she's from Portland. We talked for a bit. If it's not Devin, she's an exact match. But I was out of money to find out. Also, as I was leaving the night shift was coming in and looked pretty good.