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motorhead
motorhead1106928

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

I saw this one today for a club located in England:

Ye Old Axe

Kind of struck me as funny

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SlickSpic

Better than Ye Olde Ball & Chain

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JohnSmith69

Been planning to post this for a while. Here's my list of fav strop club names.

The Gaping Hole Titty twister Extras R Us Fuzzy Clam Pink Taco Barely Legal Red white and Blue Balls The Itty Bitty Ho Zone Hot & Crusty The C Section Krusty Krab The Breast Is Yet To Come The Caesarean Palace Uncle Hymen’s Hotties Daddy’s Little Disappointment Maxi’s Pad Kum & Go Twerk n Jerk Rainmakers The Black Hole Something’s Fishy The Limp Noodle The Happy Swallow Loose Lips He Ain't Here The College Fund The kids Inheritance Skinny Dicks Fuzzy Holes Leave it to Beavers

But my favorite is:

Dream Strippers

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tobala

The Boobie Bungalow, Elkton, TN

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Clackport

Pitiful Princess, Portland, OR

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tobala

Fuzzy Holes in Johnson City ( TN ) how ironic.

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SlickSpic

JS69, bringing the more heat than Mellisa McCarthy at a Sunday brunch.

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shadowcat

Shooters Alley in Atlanta had a shooting there a couple of years ago.

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jackslash

Chix on Dix, on Dix Rd in Detroit.

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shadowcat

Rooster's Barnyard in Doraville GA now closed.

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Club_Goer_Seattle

Booby Trap. I see several clubs by that name in TUSCL. All too far from me to get to, but I'd love to get "stuck " in one of them.

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tobala

Wesleys Booby Trap, Dora, AL

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londonguy

Here you go fellas

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londonguy

^^Not clubs, I know but some weird names. I have actually been in a couple of these places

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Club_Goer_Seattle

LG, Certainly an entertaining list! Can you explain the "Cat and Custard?" That's one I didn't get.

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shadowcat

Weird is right. Thanks, :)

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londonguy

@ Club_Goer. This pub’s other claim to fame, in addition to its weird name, is that it is “Kent’s highest pub”. Supposedly the pub was originally called the Cat And Mustard Pot but some signmaker made a cock-up many moons ago, and the spelling mistake stuck.

Kent is a county in England, what you would call a State.

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PhantomGeek

Kum & Go is also the name of a convenience-store chain.

One of my favorites in Indianapolis is the Classy Chassis. In addition to the dancers, they have race cars mounted to the ceiling.

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Clubber

My favorite that I've mentioned here many times. I also think it was my first club...

Organ Grinder.

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sshrfrsky

Golden Banana.Not a male strip club. Would make more sense to me if it was

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