Funny Club Names

Better than Ye Olde Ball & Chain

Been planning to post this for a while. Here's my list of fav strop club names.

The Gaping Hole
Titty twister
Extras R Us
Fuzzy Clam
Pink Taco
Barely Legal
Red white and Blue Balls
The Itty Bitty
Ho Zone
Hot & Crusty
The C Section
Krusty Krab
The Breast Is Yet To Come
The Caesarean Palace
Uncle Hymen’s Hotties
Daddy’s Little Disappointment
Maxi’s Pad
Kum & Go
Twerk n Jerk
Rainmakers
The Black Hole
Something’s Fishy
The Limp Noodle
The Happy Swallow
Loose Lips
He Ain't Here
The College Fund
The kids Inheritance
Skinny Dicks
Fuzzy Holes
Leave it to Beavers

But my favorite is:

Dream Strippers

The Boobie Bungalow, Elkton, TN

Pitiful Princess, Portland, OR

Fuzzy Holes in Johnson City ( TN ) how ironic.

JS69, bringing the more heat than Mellisa McCarthy at a Sunday brunch.

Shooters Alley in Atlanta had a shooting there a couple of years ago.

Chix on Dix, on Dix Rd in Detroit.

Rooster's Barnyard in Doraville GA now closed.

Booby Trap. I see several clubs by that name in TUSCL. All too far from me to get to, but I'd love to get "stuck " in one of them.

Wesleys Booby Trap, Dora, AL

Here you go fellas

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/the-23…

^^Not clubs, I know but some weird names. I have actually been in a couple of these places

LG, Certainly an entertaining list! Can you explain the "Cat and Custard?" That's one I didn't get.

Weird is right. Thanks, :)

@ Club_Goer. This pub’s other claim to fame, in addition to its weird name, is that it is “Kent’s highest pub”. Supposedly the pub was originally called the Cat And Mustard Pot but some signmaker made a cock-up many moons ago, and the spelling mistake stuck.

Kent is a county in England, what you would call a State.

Kum & Go is also the name of a convenience-store chain.

One of my favorites in Indianapolis is the Classy Chassis. In addition to the dancers, they have race cars mounted to the ceiling.

My favorite that I've mentioned here many times. I also think it was my first club...

Organ Grinder.

Golden Banana.Not a male strip club. Would make more sense to me if it was