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Be careful who you ask for a blowjob

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

This must have hurt! But on the positive side of things, he had a great excuse for anyone who is ever accused of sexual assault -- "I just wanted to pass the time pleasantly.’ Also a pretty understanding wife -- " I have forgiven him as he was only trying to do what all men try to do."

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whodey
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Love the wife's understanding nature.

If the friend didn't want to do it, why did she let him put it in her mouth to begin with? I think a swift kick to the crotch would have been a painful enough deterrent and would have avoided her having to even begin the act.

I wonder if the friend wasn't willing to go along and then over reacted when she saw the wife coming back.

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bubba267
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Now that's how you take a bite out of crime....

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sharkhunter
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Sounds like he didn't ask. ouch! You think she saw that movie Teeth or whatever it was called?

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PhantomGeek
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Ouch. Shit. Reminds me a lot of "The World According to Garp" with Robin Williams.

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4got2wipe
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World According to Garp = brilliant!

Getting your dick bit off = NOT brilliant! NOT brilliant! NOT brilliant!

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