This must have hurt! But on the positive side of things, he had a great excuse for anyone who is ever accused of sexual assault -- "I just wanted to pass the time pleasantly.’ Also a pretty understanding wife -- " I have forgiven him as he was only trying to do what all men try to do."
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last commentLove the wife's understanding nature.
If the friend didn't want to do it, why did she let him put it in her mouth to begin with? I think a swift kick to the crotch would have been a painful enough deterrent and would have avoided her having to even begin the act.
I wonder if the friend wasn't willing to go along and then over reacted when she saw the wife coming back.
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Now that's how you take a bite out of crime....
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Sounds like he didn't ask. ouch!
You think she saw that movie Teeth or whatever it was called?
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Ouch. Shit. Reminds me a lot of "The World According to Garp" with Robin Williams.
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World According to Garp = brilliant!
Getting your dick bit off = NOT brilliant! NOT brilliant! NOT brilliant!
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