Rockstar Method For Strip Clubbing

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rockstar666
Illinois
I figured I'd jump on the bandwagon!

1. Tell the smart ones they are beautiful and tell the beautiful ones they are smart.

2. Massage their neck during a lap grind.

3. Be really hard. Dancers love it when guys respond. Use chemical enhancers if necessary.

4. Tell them you love the way their breasts look, and if they're obviously bolt-ons, tell them you're glad she stayed natural. When she admits they're bolt-ons, act shocked. If she's got small natural tits, tell her not to change them.

5. For OTC, the line, "Are you ever available for take out?" is a good non-threatening way to phrase it. Notice by using the word "ever" it allows her to schedule it for you if she's busy that night.

6. Don't be creepy, especially if you're old. That means avoid using all terms of endearment like 'honey' and 'dear'. Use her name, and say it a lot.

7. Don't talk about your job, wife or kids. Talk about her, but don't ask her any questions that she hears 100 times a day outside of your OTC pitch.

8. Ask her about her shoes, dancers are very particular about shoes and she'll become very engaging talking about them.

That's all I can think of at the moment. I don't guarantee any OTC successes with these guidelines; I just wanted to see how many I could think of!

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dtek
10 years ago
Do I need to wear a suit while using this method?
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rockstar666
10 years ago
If you're successful getting OTC, you'll just need your Birthday suit.
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dtek
10 years ago
^^^ LOL
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shailynn
10 years ago
LISTEN MOTHERFUCKER quit trying to steal my thunder! lol I'm joking!

You're right, mine was mainly wrote just as a joke. I knew some retards like SJG would take it way too seriously, when I was merely just trying to produce a laugh off of some common sense... common sense which shockingly many do not have.


Maybe we can team up. "Shailynn can get you through the door, Rockstar can get you in her panties"

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rockstar666
10 years ago
'Darlin' or 'Sugar' with the correct drawl only is inoffensive if you have all your teeth and are under 40.
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rockstar666
10 years ago
@shailynn: Yeah I skipped your items as most are a given, like be clean, smell good and dress well. All good advice!
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Subraman
10 years ago
Awesome! Some quibbles:

"3. Be really hard. Dancers love it when guys respond. Use chemical enhancers if necessary."

Color me skeptical on this one. Dancers give compliments whenever they can, it's part of their hustle. Just like they'll say "I love your cologne", even if they hate your cologne, they know that if you bothered to wear cologne for them, then they'll get points for noticing it. Likewise, I'm not convinced she actually loves grinding on a strange old man's hard dick, but if she's smart, she'll compliment you about it anyway and tell you how she loves it. I don't have any proof of that, it's just gut feel.

"5. For OTC, the line, "Are you ever available for take out?" is a good non-threatening way to phrase it. Notice by using the word "ever" it allows her to schedule it for you if she's busy that night."

Maybe it's a style thing, but my advice is definitely different. By asking the way you did, you made the question incredibly impersonal, and made it incredibly easy for her to say "No", if she's on the fence. After all, no offense to you -- it's just her rule, no OTC, nothing personal. Very easy for her to say no. I want to make that question personal, and if I'm already her regular or in the process of becoming her regular, I want her to know I take her answer personally. I use, "Would you consider seeing me outside the club?". I want her to feel like she's answering a question about her relationship with me (and implied "regular status depends on the answer"), not a general question about all the other customers.
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rockstar666
10 years ago
You're not a creepy old man if you can get it up, and while I agree OTC inquiries are a personal style thing, I think there's no such thing as a dancer on the fence. She'll either negotiate a price or just say no.
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shailynn
10 years ago
3. is a good point, I can't tell you how many times a dancer has been upset or even offended if I'm not rock hard while she's giving me a lapdance. It's hard not to say, but I'd like to say "hey baby if you knew how to give a fucking lapdance my dick would get hard." Or you could go the Eddie Murphy/Beverly Hills Cop route and say "hey baby, I'm the boss, and the boss' dick always has to stay limp, since he's in charge."
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JamesSD
10 years ago
Interesting list. I do find most dancers ask about my work. I try to deflect because it's boring for me to talk about and always bores them.
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Subraman
10 years ago
" You're not a creepy old man if you can get it up"

This statement makes smoke come out of my head, like on the episode of Star Trek where Scotty told the robot he never lies, and then Bones told the robot he always lies. lol All good, agree to disagree..

" I think there's no such thing as a dancer on the fence."

Ah, aside from personal style, I wonder if there's a OTC style difference at play here, too. I never ask a girl who I"ve just met that day, to go OTC ... I do think, in that case, you're exactly right, there's probably no fence to be on.
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jackslash
10 years ago
Don't be creepy? How am I supposed to do that?
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Diva1975
10 years ago
Absolutely brilliant rockstar we all need a little confidence!
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Dougster
10 years ago
Wow! Since RickyBoy announced his ignore list, everyone is eager to present their own system to fill the vacuum.
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tumblingdice
10 years ago
Rockfish,that's yesterdays news.
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rockstar666
10 years ago
I do not wish to preach; only to amuse.
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Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
“… Are you ever available for take out …”

“Take out” is kinda custy jargon and I don’t think most dancers would find the term appealing.

A simple “can I meet you outside the club” I think would do.
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rockstar666
10 years ago
papi; Like I said, OTC lines are a personal style...custy jargon works for me. YMMV
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PhantomGeek
10 years ago
"5. For OTC..." I usually mention that I wish we could do more.

"8. Ask her about her shoes." Seriously? Are we supposed to talk to her about "Sex and the City" next? Or maybe ask her where we can get some serious stripper shoes in size 12?
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warhawks
10 years ago

Hey.... What's wrong with "Honey?" Lol.

I can't seem to get comfortable calling a girl "Babe" or "Bae". ;)
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rickdugan
10 years ago
1. Tell the smart ones they are beautiful and tell the beautiful ones they are smart.

R: After all, none of them are smart enough to know that you're lying to them, right? ;)

2. Massage their neck during a lap grind. AND
3. Be really hard. Dancers love it when guys respond. Use chemical enhancers if necessary.

R: I bunched 2 and 3 because they obviously go together. How else are you going to be sure to get your money's worth if you can't guide her to the right place when 3 happens? lol

4. Tell them you love the way their breasts look, and if they're obviously bolt-ons, tell them you're glad she stayed natural. When she admits they're bolt-ons, act shocked. If she's got small natural tits, tell her not to change them.

R: Or they'll think you are too dumb to know the difference and treat you accordingly. But hey, what's life without a few risks?

5. For OTC, the line, "Are you ever available for take out?" is a good non-threatening way to phrase it. Notice by using the word "ever" it allows her to schedule it for you if she's busy that night.

R: Better yet, it allows her to give you an open ended answer without making any commitment. But I'm being cynical. After all, they would never string a guy along, right? But when (rather if) she ever does agree, don't forget to ask her to bring an extra copy of the printed menu. ;)

6. Don't be creepy, especially if you're old. That means avoid using all terms of endearment like 'honey' and 'dear'. Use her name, and say it a lot.

R: Dammit, I always forget this one. I guess I need to stop licking my lips when I proposition them. They probably don't appreciate it when I ask to keep their panties when we're done either.

7. Don't talk about your job, wife or kids. Talk about her, but don't ask her any questions that she hears 100 times a day outside of your OTC pitch.

R: Right. Discuss global economics and international stock markets instead. I hear those topics are all the rage right now in strip clubs. :)

8. Ask her about her shoes, dancers are very particular about shoes and she'll become very engaging talking about them.

R: Do strippers wear shoes? I never notice anything much below their knees tbh. Next you'll be telling is that they have fingernails too, sheesh.
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ilbbaicnl
10 years ago
Can I use a cucumber wrapped in aluminum foil if I'm out of Viagra?
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rockstar666
10 years ago
@ilbbacinl: Yes, but don't go to a club and then go through airport security...
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