The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I used to live in SF...

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monkey1man
Mar 20, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I used to live in SF a long time ago and I and always heard about this place. I was back for a visit so I went to this place because of the positive reviews. I have to say I was not that impressed. First of the all the place is pretty much a dump. I was a little uncomfortable sitting down. The seats were dirty and old. There was a long stage in the main room and there were about 8 guys in the place. Not many more girls. The girls were pretty mediocre and I had to really dig deep to find somebody I wanted a dance from. The private dances have high mileage, but the upsell is huge. I stayed for about an hour and I would say there were maybe two girls I would have bought a drink for outside of a club, and, no more than three I was interested in seeing naked. Also while the talk is all about the good number of asian girls, I think there was maybe one on the shift while I was there. I think the SF club scene has gone down hill quite a bit since the good old days. Oh well...

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