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What's the LEAST you've paid?

What's the least you've paid for any of the following: ITC HJ, BBBJ, FS, or OTC? I got a HJ without asking during a 10 dollar LD. In the end I gave her $25 in total. I've been offered a BJ…

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Mustard, ketchup, mayo

So what do you prefer on what? ketchup: burgers, scrambled eggs, french fries mustard: hot dogs, ham and swiss on rye mayo: roast beef sandwiches, BLT's Of course these are interchangeable...what do you guys like?

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If you could suck your cock, would you?

Maybe this is a teen-ager thing. Maybe I'm wrong. This came up on another site..... I seem to be down-voted nargoth posted on Mar 27, 2015 03:28 pm # Autofelatio is legit, I can do it, I'm hypermobile. You don't actually bend…

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Ass hole jewels

I was at a club the other day and 2 different girls had what looked like a large jewel in their ass hole. I had never seen this before. Have any of you seen this and if so did it…

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if tuscl was a penny stock ?

Would you invest ?

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OT: Craft stock up 35%

Any body load up on craft right before the merger ? I got luckyand got in on 1,000 shares...i just sold and cashed out nicely

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Ot. Movies

What movies do you recommend watching while drunk or high? I recommend Dumb and Dumber Too

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Offtopic anyone ever downloaded some ghost apps or know of any good ones?

I downloaded one called ghost sensor or something like that but I can tell it's mostly fake ghost voices repeating the same messages. One ghost tells me it's happy to be with me. I mean what kind of…

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Dancer Names

Now we are doing cities. I know we've done cars, heavens, weather,etc. How about states? Think we could get all 57? I'll start with ones I've personally seen and remembered. Might have seen others not worth remembering.... Utah, Alaska, and Florida.

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Another idea to make you feel happy!

With other folks, like ididthisonce, using the word "brilliant!" In their posts I thought I'd share another idea for cheering yourself up! Jazz hands! I was inspired by www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/03/25/nus-student-delegates-use-jazz-hands-not-clapping-_n_6937006.html Now the "clapping can trigger anxiety" thing is silly! But I've learned several…

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More brilliant performance art!

I think weird performance art is just brilliant! I would have loved to have been in this class when I was a college student! Lecturer showed a video of herself shooting a condom out of her vagina and masturbating with…

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Club's very close to interstate -...

Club's very close to interstate - though hard to see - it's behind Alamo HD dealership. They have free parking on both side of entry. Cover was $5 when I went. Inside is huge and quite…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

This is my typical club here...

This is my typical club here in Abq. It is consistently good solid quality. I spent about 2 hours there on a Wednesday afternoon. It was mostly clean cut fellows at this time of day. Later…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Place was pretty great, lots of...

Place was pretty great, lots of ladies really into their dances. They don't pressure you to use dollar bills and whatnot, and the juice aint half bad. Plus it's BYOB! Sometimes they charge for the…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

This is an old residence that...

This is an old residence that has been remodeled for its present use. Visible from the main drag, but a bit hard to get to (can't turn left into the parking lot). Looks a bit…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

I agree the day shift is...

I agree the day shift is best but didn't get there till evening. With Papi's encouragement, I went to see a club favorite to be more bold but alas she was not there today. Apparently…

New Green Frog

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Went to this club about 3...

Went to this club about 3 months ago. This place was nothing appealing to the eyes. It was old as hell and needs a lot of work done to it. It only…

Club 10 Gentlemens Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

I have to say I like...

I have to say I like the look of the club I been twice. First time there was two black girls on shift. The second time there was only one. The first time I…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Went here on a Tuesday night....

Went here on a Tuesday night. I have to say, I thought that quality of the girls was way up. I mean - way up. My last few visits here over the…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Ok sammys is a good looking...

Ok sammys is a good looking club. The stages are nice and it can fit a lot of people, I just don't like that VIP and private rooms are upstairs. And there's no elevator, I'm…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

While on a business trip I...

While on a business trip I stopped in here to check it out. Got some lunch special and the food was fine. There was one dancer that I really liked, sorry I forget…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

I visited a few weeks ago...

I visited a few weeks ago while in town for a bachelor party weekend to go to a hockey game and check out the city. We arrived at Chez Paree around midnight and proceeded…

Red Rose Gentlemen's Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Well first off the club is...

Well first off the club is not wheelchair accessible. The first time I got in only because I pulled up to the entrance and my ramp from my van came down to the sidewalk…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I made two Thursday evening visits...

I made two Thursday evening visits to TD’s North over consecutive weeks. The club is right off the I-25 north frontage road. The parking lot is pretty large with a security guard roaming it at…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I visited TD’s Eubank on a...

I visited TD’s Eubank on a Thursday night. The parking lot wraps around the building and has a security guard walking around the building. Apparently, car break-ins are a problem in Albuquerque. The cover charge…

Club 51

Navarre, Florida

I hate this damn club, first...

I hate this damn club, first off let me say it's a nice looking club. It's big the stage is huge and it's very clean, even the bathrooms. The drink were good, including the…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I went to Fantasy World on...

I went to Fantasy World on a Thursday night at 1:30am and stayed until closing at 4am. This club seemed to be busiest between 2am and 4am, since Albuquerque’s alcohol-serving establishments close at 2am and…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Ok first off this damn club...

Ok first off this damn club is hard to find. But keep using your gps and you'll eventually find it. I don't know what the heck this building used to be. But it's…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

I went to Concepts in Lawrenceburg...

I went to Concepts in Lawrenceburg on a Friday night around 10pm after winning a jackpot at Rising Star. Parking is on the street. The cover charge was $6. The club is pretty small and…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Everytime I go to the club...

Everytime I go to the club I go in and the.n within10 to 15 minutes I roll right back out. I just don't like it for some reason. It looks clean but it's…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Stopped in here for the first...

Stopped in here for the first time in over 10 years. This place has become more of a dive. But it is a very non-problem place as usual. Bottles are $4.50, dancers are ok looking…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

I visited the Yellow Rose around...

I visited the Yellow Rose around midnight on a Friday. There is parking but the lots can get filled up fairly quickly on a busy night. Upon entrance you see a large stage to the…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

This club has DEFINITELY taken a...

This club has DEFINITELY taken a nose dive into the dark and shallow pit of misery. I arrived at Bazz around 2am on Friday night/Saturday morning on March 28, 2015. I made this trip to…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Arrived back in Columbia and thought...

Arrived back in Columbia and thought I would give Platinum Plus another try. If you see my review from last time you will be entertained by the impressive attempts at math skills utilized by…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Went to this place which is...

Went to this place which is in a neighborhood next to fells pt on a regular week night. There were about 4-5 dancers of pretty good quality there mostly white and thin. Club…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Was in town for a weekend...

Was in town for a weekend and as always I decided to drop by Mons, I've been a couple of times before and it hasn't disappointed me yet. Went pretty late after having a few…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

most of my strip club experience...

most of my strip club experience in Texas is in Dallas but was lucky to have a visit to Houston recently and found myself at the Colorado Bar and Grill. I really liked the…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I decided to take a Monday...

I decided to take a Monday off work recently and give myself a 3 day weekend. I sat at the bar and got my requisite screwdriver. It was relatively slow, but that was…

Babe's Mens Club

San Antonio, Texas

Don't know how I got here...

Don't know how I got here - maybe the pink sign saying "Babes" - but this nude club seemed tense. It's a small club a mile from interstate 35. Free parking. $10 cover. Nobody seemed…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

So, I used to visit...

So, I used to visit this club much more often about a year and a half ago. Met some great dancers and it was a lot of fun. So, I decided it was…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

The outside of the clu looks...

The outside of the clu looks ok, but what I like is that a bouncer is always outside looking after the cars. So I feel safe. Cover charge was reasonable, but what I hate…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Mariposa - a beautiful and sexy...

Mariposa - a beautiful and sexy latina dancer texed me - so I went to this club. I get in and she's leaving for the day. This club's close to the airport. One of these days a…

Silver Foxx

Jacksonville, Florida

Well I was the first one...

Well I was the first one in the door. The owner let me in without paying a fee, I just had to order a drink which I was gonna do anyway. That damn…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

This is by far the best...

This is by far the best stop club in the state and I've been to a lot, I've even took my wife and she wants to go back. The women working do a great job…

Jokers Wild

Muncie, Indiana

This club, Joker's Wild in Muncie...

This club, Joker's Wild in Muncie Indana, last day in business is today, Saturday, March 28th. They are closing due to declining revenue over the years. If you want one last chance to…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

I travel for work to Jacksonville...

I travel for work to Jacksonville once every couple of months or so, so this is actually a review of two visits I took. One in October, one in January. Both times I…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Stopped by last Wednesday and wow....has...

Stopped by last Wednesday and wow....has this joint really hit the skids! Far fewer dancers than normal were working and the patrons weren't exactly impressed by the goods. An Asian girl sidled up to me at…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Club always looks reasonably nice and...

Club always looks reasonably nice and tends to have a solid range of dancers. Some nights there are only 3-5; I think Sunday has this issue the most often. During the week, they tend to…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

It had been awhile since the...

It had been awhile since the last time i had been here. Mostly because the bouncers were becoming a problem. While charlotte isnt known as the best city for clubs, there was a time when…

Pony's Show Bar

Jacksonville, Florida

Ok, this place scares the hell...

Ok, this place scares the hell out of me. It seems like at any moment a drive by could accur or the police will raid the place. Now as others say it is very…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

This will cover two recent visits...

This will cover two recent visits – Saturday, March 21 and Friday, March 27. I have reviewed this club before (as have others), so I will focus on just a few things. Both times I visited,…

Mascara's Gentleman's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

first thing I noticed is that...

first thing I noticed is that security is on point. They have at least ten dudes walking around with black shirt saying security. Everyone seems cool. Now the dancers. Some are ugly…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

There were about 6-8 girls on...

There were about 6-8 girls on shift, all ranging from 5-8. I walked in and a blonde girl immediately came to me (solid 7), didn’t even catch her name (started with a T). Bought her…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

I was driving towards Delaware water...

I was driving towards Delaware water gap and decided to check out. Quite a bit I inside from I80 and then lot of local roads. Area is safe and it is right on us46. I went in…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Have been a few times based...

Have been a few times based on the reviews here and I don't see how this is the #1 rated club in NC. The seats are uncomfortable - basically stackable chairs and the girls are…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Bests club in Pittsburgh. I...

Bests club in Pittsburgh. I was there recently on a Friday night. We went there after having a good night at the Casino. We threw some money around and the girls…

Paradise City

Tumon, Guam

Melissa Midwest Girls brought to you...

Melissa Midwest Girls brought to you by melissamidwest.com has purchased Paradise City and we will be having our grand re-opening on Friday April 3, 2015. This event will be featuring Hustler cover model Valerie of www.valmidwest.com for…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Steadily stopped in again. As ussual...

Steadily stopped in again. As ussual my regular stops in both clubs on North Carolina. I've cone to get to know a lot of the girls real well and like to claim them all, but…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I am a fairly frequent visitor...

I am a fairly frequent visitor to Pandoras. It is probably the best all around club in the city, but it is not really the best in any one thing. The Deja Vu clubs are…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

I realized it has been over...

I realized it has been over 6 months since I last visited the Rest A Bit, so I decided to stop in around 3pm on Saturday afternoon. Nothing much has changed since my last…

Paradise Found

Syracuse, New York

I haven't been to Paradise Found...

I haven't been to Paradise Found in several years, certainly not since they added liquor and went topless. Since then the club has gotten physically nicer. The bar is beautiful and the stage…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

It's been about a month and...

It's been about a month and a half since my last visit here. This time I stopped by about 2pm on a Friday and stayed for a little over an hour. $5 cover…

Texas Jay's Gentlemen's Club

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

An update from my last review....

An update from my last review. I visited late on a Friday night, after the club changed its name. No changes as far as I can tell. Same dancers, DJ, protocol, etc.…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Well, the temperatures are swinging toward...

Well, the temperatures are swinging toward spring time and more folks are coming out to the clubs. For a city that is supposedly economically strapped, you wouldn't know it from venturing the strip club circuit...lol!…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

Baby Doll's seems to have solidified...

Baby Doll's seems to have solidified it's place as one of the top clubs anywhere in Topeka, Lawrence, or Kansas City. I drove all the way out from KC on a recent Friday night…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

The Flamingo has recently undergone a...

The Flamingo has recently undergone a remodel. The stage is now in the very center of the club, and is well-lit. This is a huge change for the better - it makes the…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I really don't care much for...

I really don't care much for this club, but when it comes to big booty eye candy, this is the top spot in the city (well, it's actually Dearborn, but most kinda include it into…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Came in here again despite a...

Came in here again despite a previous poor experience. I heard that it had been redone, so I hoped that maybe it had improved. Not so much. Visually it looked a little…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

First time visitor to Sf for...

First time visitor to Sf for a conference and stopped by this club after taking a wrong turn for MB. Club was busy due to conferences in town and it was late. Had a couple…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

ENTER THE CHAINDOG I went in...

ENTER THE CHAINDOG I went in on a Friday night hoping to see the " A " list. I hope this was not the " A " squad I saw. $10 cover,…

Gold Cup

Houston, Texas

This club is slated for closing...

This club is slated for closing in mid April 2015, and it looks like operations are starting to slow down. I visited for old times sake, one last time before it closes. The…

Emperor's Gentleman's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

This location was kind of difficult...

This location was kind of difficult to find, but once you're there, you're good. Small interior, but the girls were just my type. Tatted up, thick and could definitely move. I sat at the bar,…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

I last visited Al's to see...

I last visited Al's to see Teri Weigel feature live. She put on a great show and was very interactive with the customers. Weigel even brought a couple guys on stage, and was…

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did

Did you ever try to read a book when your drunk????

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Drunk

Can you log on tO tuscl when your drunk? Im drunk 4ight now...yeaaaaaaaaaaah

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Club violence

Shadowcat does a good job posting news stories on shootings at clubs. Have any of you been at a club and actually witnessed any kind of physical altercation between customers or between customers and club employees? (I'm not including dancer-on-dancer…

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A nother lesson learned.

I was talking to a friend of mine this morning. He told me he went to a AMP and used his Visa card. Then he told me he got a call from his visa company. Asking him if he…

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Awww, Ellen Pao loses on all counts

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/over-ellen-pao-loses-210724306.html you didn't get promoted because you're a woman, it's because nobody liked your ass!

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Sir Charles Barkley

I don't know who on the forum began using the term "brilliant" but I would like to borrow it to characterize what I just saw on the NCAA Tip-Off Show: Barkley: "if NC State can outscore the Louisville Cardinals, I think…

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Write Off

Ladies and Gentlemen, in this corner, we have the always loquacious Reining Champion, SJG! And in that corner the verbose Challenger, JS69! May the best man win!

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trans women and strip clubs (per SW)

Hi! I just joined this site (SW). I'm a post-op trans woman. I'm a pretty small woman at about 125 pounds. People never recognize me as trans in my day to day life anymore, and people assume that I'm cisgender. I've…

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The morning after

As I open my eyes this morning, the scene before me is surreal. I am disoriented and initially can't figure out exactly where I am. It's like an opening scene to Breaking Bad, where there's all sorts of weird shit…

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OT: March Madness

Everyone catch the ass-whooping Kentucky put on West Virginia last night. Does anyone think any team out there can beat Kentucky? I always pull for the underdog (unless it’s a fave team playing) but IMO Kentucky just has too much. As an analogy…

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The party is over at Platinum in Greenville

Just saw on the news today that the Greenville County Sheriff is investigating Platinum Plus for "Prostitution and general nascence" charges. They were sweeping the place for evidence (used condoms?) according to the report. With all the murders and crime…

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Hmmmm....

Women becoming prostitutes over global warming! http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/26/congresswoman-claims-climate-change-will-turn-women-into-prostitutes/

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OT: study shows men prefer a body like Taylor Swift's over KIm Kardashian's body

http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/study-taylor-swift-kim-kardashian/ I don't agree with this at all. I definitely like a decent sized booty and at least a B cup, although Kim Kardashian's ass is a little too big for me, but I'd take that over a body like Taylor…

Whiskey a Go-Go

Vaughan, Ontario

Best club in GTA by far....

Best club in GTA by far. This place is high quality and not dump like most clubs. The dancers are very nice with a mix of races. They play both rock and hiphop music. Drinks…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Good club Monday's - Wednesday's...

Good club Monday's - Wednesday's during lunch break. If you work around Costa Mesa south oc area. This is one of the only clubs in Orange County and its Full nude. 50$ a…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

First impression was there are a...

First impression was there are a lot of people in here, not many empty tables. One large stage presented most of the activity on the floor, with the occasional on floor lap dance (go…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I'm still trying to get a...

I'm still trying to get a handle on the Pandora thing. It's consistently inconsistent, at least on early-in-the-day visits. On some visits it rivals the level of fun I used to have at Rick's…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

This is a poor excuse for...

This is a poor excuse for a strip club. I was there 15 minutes before a dancer went on stage. I waited an hour before a waitress came by for my order, and…

Body Shop

West Hollywood, California

Been here two times. Parking is...

Been here two times. Parking is 10 dollars at a lot across the street and 10 dollars for drinks with the yelp coupon. One thing that bugged me last time was this particular waitress. We…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

visited on Thurs about 9pm. $12...

visited on Thurs about 9pm. $12 cover. 8 dancer. all sizes, black, white, Latina. Two other patrons when I arrived, but it picked up a little later. One stage, no private VIP, just open booths…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

I'd been here one befoe and...

I'd been here one befoe and was near the airort in Tampa so decied to check it out again. I never like mandatory valet - like paying admission twice - but whatever. Club…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

This place is extremely easy to...

This place is extremely easy to get to. It is in Lakewood, and do not worry, as it is very close to Tacoma. Large free parking lot. No real thug factor.…

Peek-A-Boo Lounge

Bradenton, Florida

Best club in the spring training...

Best club in the spring training area of Bradenton/Sarasota . Unfortunately for the lovely women of the boo there were very few patrons there, which turned out to be beneficial to myself. I will be…

Roaring 20s

San Francisco, California

I found myself wandering around Broadway...

I found myself wandering around Broadway in the early afternoon on a Saturday. Only two clubs were open -- Roaring 20s and Hustler. The woman at the door to Roaring 20s was cute, and…

The Mouse's Ear

Johnson City, Tennessee

This club is unlike anything I...

This club is unlike anything I have ever seen before. Once you enter the front door, and pay the cover charge, you are told the lie of the land: This is a topless…

Beef Baron

London, Ontario

Was in town so decided to...

Was in town so decided to stop on by. Went inside and sat down and ordered a drink.. An attractive black girl came by, and sat right close to me. She was very friendly and…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

This is a story about a...

This is a story about a ROB and foolish PL (me).... I dont normally red flag any ladies specifically but this one must be called out. I deserve no sympathies, I made my own foolish…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

In the past few years I...

In the past few years I had only been here in the daytime and every time it was the same thing, 2 or 3 girls working and 1 or 2 customers, well my friend wanted…

Fox Run Tavern

Lockbourne, Ohio

I keep coming back to this...

I keep coming back to this club hoping things will improve. Disappointed again arrived about midnight on a Saturday night only to be told they would be closing early. I saw 2 dancers working…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

I had been working the Dayton...

I had been working the Dayton Home & Garden Show all day. It was slow and I was bored from lack of people interaction. I thrive on people and relationships so I just had to…

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

Well got stood up on a...

Well got stood up on a date so had room and time and decided to venture into PP. Laid back that night and about 10 dancers around 9pm. Sat by the stage and got several…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Came in on a Thursday afternoon...

Came in on a Thursday afternoon for the first time. Met two bartenders . One downstairs named Heather and one upstairs named Paige. Very friendly , beautiful girls. Prices were high but I didn't mind…

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

The New "Dancers Ranch" is like...

The New "Dancers Ranch" is like the old one, just cleaner and a slightly higher level of dancers. The dancers are friendly and for the most part not pushy about getting dances. The…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Haven't been here in a while,...

Haven't been here in a while, was in the area and decided to stop in. The place is ok for a quick stop, but don't plan on staying long especially if you don't like being…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

On to my next favorite clubs,...

On to my next favorite clubs, Trophy Club and Lust. These clubs are just down the street from one another. Trophy has $25 dances and run 2 for $30 dance specials often, I'll always wait…

Desire

Port Richey, Florida

In the area again - stopped...

In the area again - stopped at Desire first, nothing noteworthy. Went across the intersection and along to Allure. No cover - early afternoon, sat at the bar - draft Amber Bock is…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

The first thing to say about...

The first thing to say about this place is the girls are gorgeous. I went on a Thursday night, my hotel was walking distance so didn't have to pay to park. It was a $12…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

Stopped in the club to see...

Stopped in the club to see how it was. Hadn't been there in quite some time. When I sat down I was approached by a cute girl and we talked. I started…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I've been back here several times...

I've been back here several times since my last review. Unfortunately most, if not all, of the hot new girls I saw in December and January are no longer around. Maybe I'm just…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I came to this club on...

I came to this club on a Thursday afternoon. When I arrived, I saw that there were not many dancers on shift. I liked the lol of the club, although it was a bit dark.…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Was in SFO for work and...

Was in SFO for work and stopped in to MBOT after reading all the reviews about the place. I can say that the dancer quality at this place is very high as mentioned before. I…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Gotta love this place. I...

Gotta love this place. I went on a whirlwind tour of the Detroit bars, starting at the Coliseum, then Penthouse and finally Flight Club. My hotel was close to the Flight Club and…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I stopped by after a Spring...

I stopped by after a Spring Training game to rest from traffic and follow-up what were quality reviews. I came away disappointed to a degree. The ladies were somewhat attentive to the few…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Club was near my lodging so...

Club was near my lodging so I stopped by for an hour or so. Nice decor, but not outstanding. The girls were across the board from 5-7's. Was visited by a few…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Ist stop after a ballgame at...

Ist stop after a ballgame at Camelback Ranch. Close to the park, though removed from any services or neighborhoods. Nice layout with decent food faire. As the norm, fed the dancers tips…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Only strip club in Portland area,...

Only strip club in Portland area, 10'min from downtown. Very dark, large club. Good drink prices. $5 to get in in the afternoon, $5 for a wristband first time you get a lapdance. Lapdance was…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

I looked forward to spending some...

I looked forward to spending some time here, thought I had been there before. I must have stopped at the Glendale club previously. This club was very well done, nice stages, and it…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Kind of in a Flight Club...

Kind of in a Flight Club kind of mood since I was thinking back to the late 2000's when this was the premier go to place in Detroit and the ladies were AmaZing and the…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

So I said I wouldn't bother...

So I said I wouldn't bother coming back here, but I did anyway. I can't say that again, but I can't say I'll be back either. It is a matter of choices of…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Stopped in, I have found that...

Stopped in, I have found that I have enjoyed myself here more than Lusty's lately so when in the area I have gone here. Not all of the girls introduce themselves with a name…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Okay, so I've been here many...

Okay, so I've been here many times and this was the first time I was able to get any sort of pricing for private dances out at the bar. Will tell that in a…

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Ignored

He who puts everyone on ignore is covering his ears and shaking his head and saying, "la la la la la la la". Childish...Just Childish

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The BJ "Better that Craigslist" Ad

https://www.tuscl.net/adserver/www/images/3bf736e78dd2021ab64958955fc918b0.gif 1. Really, a bald chick? I know her hair can kinda tickle but that's a pretty drastic solution. 2. What is up with her tits? 3. Is she trying to keep his leg hard or what? 4. I…

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Dancers named for cities

How many strippers named for cities have you gotten dances from? Here's my list: London (3) Paris (3) Brooklyn (2) Miami Chicago (!) Dallas Austin Phoenix I met but didn't get dances from Vegas and Memphis.

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Offtopic Tragedy strikes in South Carolina when 3 pretty ladies hit a tree.

I've heard about this a few days ago from a friend of a friend. It saddens me. I didn't realize I had met at least two of the girls until I heard the story on the local news. The…

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When My Own Daughters Become Strippers

Normally I'm so consumed with the guilt I feel for having failed to become Gordon Gekko that I don't have time to think about anything else. Today, however, I did have some time to think. Now I don't ever want my…

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Certain catcalling is just wrong

A while back a video was posted of a girl walking thru Manhattan and getting catcalls – I thought it was mostly BS; but seeing this latest video makes me think sometimes it’s wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juypml7N_DY

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We Need More Spicyweiner

As in Carlos hailing from the Midwest - dude has some good knowledge about strip clubs and general observations. Much better than Rickelle

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Peace in the Middle East! Brilliant!

Shailynn's president thread got me thinking! I think the US and Europeans should just offer the Iranians a certain # of slutty 7up girls in exchange for each centrifuge! Get those mullahs thinking "do we want U-235 or slutty 7+…

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Good news

Odds are I can keep fucking the DS into my 90s. I hate to hear what Diva might think of that! http://dailym.ai/1y9AtTR

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A reminder just in case you ever forget

Never let a stripper inject you with heroin. http://dailym.ai/1y9U0DR

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Ever do your namesake?

I got dances recently with a new girl who uses my TUSCL nick for her stage name. I didn't mention to her what we had in common, but I did tell her she looked cuter than the 'Friends' character.

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Ever have a dancer offer references?

I was discussing VIP with one dancer a few years ago and she told me that if I didn't believe how good she was that she would bring over one of her regular customers to tell me. For all I…

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The Next President

I was reading an article this morning, here are the odds: 6/5 Hillary 12/1 Christie 33/1 Biden So, if those were your 3 choices who would you vote for? I think since this is a strip luv discussion board Biden would be…

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive strip clubs everywhere, take the best girls to travel with me as…

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First VIP

Decided to get a vip for the first time next time I go to a club. Any tips on how to make sure I'll "have a good time?" So far all I planned on was just discussing what will actually…

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You guys remember grade school humor?.........

Here's one..... My mother laid over the ocean... My mother laid over the sea... My father laid over my mother... And that's how I came to be others?

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Details....details....

So I posted a review of a club - well written if I do say so myself. Then I get a private message from a guy who wants more explicit details...as in "What was the dancer's name?" "What was she…

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Bravo Young Man

Computer hacker changes grades for sexual favors. Good man. http://m.newser.com/story/204518/student-hacker-changes-dozens-of-grades.html

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What is the cap (max) that you will pay for full service, ie, BBBJ and FS ITC

I visited my favorite club on Sunday night and nearly all of the strippers had an open menu. Perhaps, it was the end of the month. However, the prices for BBBJ and FS ITC was all over the map. I cap…

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What should I choose for the final act

I'm sitting here trying to decide. No anal. Not goin there. Vaginal. Feels awesome but I've had that from a lot since started going bareback. Oral. Haven't done that in a while. I adore her wicked smile right after she…

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Ladder Piercing

I always thought Juice was a crazy sumbitch until I saw pictures of ladder piercings. Juice is normal. Them dudes be crazy.

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last song selection is for juice aka me and my fans enjoy

RiFF RaFF - NOW i GOT THE JUiCE (Official Video): http://youtu.be/OM5Jz_jj6po

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a song just for papi chulo and his fans

Plies "THICK" - Official Trailer (Big Gates Recor…: http://youtu.be/mmgFXLzXqBw

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A damn good song for all you guys that have dream strippers

Plies - Faithful ft. Rico Love [Official Video]: http://youtu.be/Vp4vSsM9IFk

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good music for strip clubs that service us with extras

Billy Blue ft. Plies - Bitch You Gone Make It: http://youtu.be/Cw-kVwIXSUo

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No fucking way am I doing this walk.

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2015/03/25/worlds-most-dangerous-walkway-to-reopen-next-week/?intcmp=features

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strip club tips and tricks

How to survive a Strip Club on a budget: http://youtu.be/x2qaNpM00F4

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Three yr old girl is a master pole dancer.....

Lol!..this baby is awesome, I'm not kidding https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WymnGFWLyM

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Strippers turning into porn stars

There&apos;s a good amount of porn starts that have started off as strippers before they switched over to porn&period; Obviously some porn stars still strip from time to time at different clubs&period; <br /> &NewLine;<br /> &NewLine;Just curious&comma; has anyone ever seen…

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FS ITC experiences

I've gotten FS ITC from three different dancers over the past few months. They were all at the same club (all lap dances are full two way contact and extras are very common in the VIP room), but each experience…

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Are we all rapists?

http://dailym.ai/1xgfIe6 Personally, I don't have the slightest interest in forcing a woman to have sex with me. I want woman who is equally passionate about it (like the DS), or at least a woman who consents and will fake the passion…

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Jewish Men

Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch videos of lap dances backwards? A: They like the part where the stripper gives the money back.

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ATF/Wife Jokes

Q: How can you tell that your ATF is getting fat? A: She can wear some of your wife's clothes.

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This Might Be Inappropriate

But I'm bored, and since when has that stopped anyone. After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad…

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You Say You Want a Revoution?

The U.S. Military buys the most explosives of any organization in the country. Walt Disney World is number 2. General Mickey sez "I want you!"

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Utah brings back the firing squad

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/governor-signs-law-making-utah-only-state-firing-squad

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Serving shitty strip clubs

I assume for most that live near some shitty clubs and the definition of this is no extras aka no sex or price is in the thousands. Im guessing most justavoid them and save up to travel BUT !!! For the group…

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Recommending p4p “dates”

As demeaning as it sounds, for this topic p4p “date” is defined as compensating the honey for OTC dining, drinking, dancing etc… The outing may or may not include sex. Clothed or unclothed I love being in the company of…

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Bacon lover's revenge

Apparently somebody likes bacon even more than some of you. http://dailym.ai/1GeaFge

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jackslash – what are you doing ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arZ8b7KRCaE

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Don't know much about History?

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=6702 I prop'd this guy even though the site says he hasn't written one review.

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Toronto Clubs

Wondering if this group has any experience with Toronto clubs? I'm organizing a friend's bachelor party for this summer and will need to figure out the best places to visit. I guess for a trip like this we…

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LD Pet Peeve

It usually occurs more in the divey SCs where dances are given on the floor. But has it happened to you that another dancer comes up to the dancer you are getting dances from and they start talking for most of…

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Just when you think you've seen every pole trick ever....

Someone comes up with something like this... lol. https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RY-TqQufGmE

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Review Props ?

Anyone tried propping a review today (Tu 3/24)? I just tried and it was not working for me. I sent Founder a PM but IDK if it’s a TUSCL issue or something on my end.

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funny stand up comic on his strip club experience at a extras club

www.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DfXiGXyGU9M8%26sns%3Dfb&h=LAQH7DWw7&enc=AZM3A1pZIinxzdL-y7ZnjShNPbkET39PaQ_y1y09dVO6N34DYIDLVTpauZ4sBGPYBYg&s=1

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Artoo D-bag! Brilliant!

I was just laughing about rickydugan's comment about the Turing award! Maybe that's a hint that rickydugan is an AI programmed by rickdugan! If so, he should have called the bot Artoo D-bag because he's such a d-bag!

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Cops Partied At Forbidden Strip Club Before Deadly Crash

http://nypost.com/2015/03/23/strip-club-where-cops-partied-before-fatal-crash-off-limits-to-city-police/ At least the truck driver is okay.

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Any knowledge on dancers at Penthouse & Players in detroit

If anyone has decent knowledge on dancers at these clubs please chime in. There is one dancer in particular I was looking for info on that used to work at penthouse who now works at players. I am…

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Regulating the Nookie

Omg. The new GF regulated the nookie last nite. A few weeks into it and she thought that was a good move? Man some women really are clueless when it comes to men.

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OT: Poker vs Fantasy Sports

Someone recently brought up the topic of funding his SC outings through online Texas Holdem. Back during the Holdem boom, more than half the states in the US made these sites illegal. They got around the fact that many of…

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The power of the boobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdjfDgsKK7c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPwO8E4ArBo

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Driving cross country: Oregon to Mid-Atlantic

My time and route are flexible. I don't want to put a ton of extra mileage on my car zig-zagging across the country.....but I will go out of my way for some extra mileage. I will likely try to go…

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Google Contacts - Look out!

Anybody else experience this? Recently after an app update, Google Contacts asked (thru pop ups) if I wanted to consolidate my contacts. I clicked okay and, holy shit, the contact info for a couple dancers I know now showed their…

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Does anyone else see no reviews anymore on the review page?

I see a blank page for both today and yesterday, on both review sites, quick and detailed.

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Piccadilly Commandos

But Ah owes *everything* to Mr Head. 'E taught me to *walk*, and to *talk*, and to *dress*, like a regular LADY!

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Probably not brilliant to post that!

I'm apologizing if my last post was a bit dickish! I feel a bit bad because I'm now a really happy-go-lucky guy! Something I attribute to posting here with lots of exclamation points and liberal use of the word "brilliant!"…

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Free Lapdances

The last time I was at the club, I spent most of my time and money with one stripper that I've gotten dances from a couple of times previously. I'm fairly certain that she genuinely likes me--it's always possible…

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joe rogan with a strip club joke

http://lm.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-tpPZ74AdpI%26sns%3Dfb&h=gAQE5mof4&enc=AZOXyucStXgTr_Dhuo8pglhiOAX2uJDqttkB_iIRPS5-aY1wq_i30W3JtcrynV4R-As&s=1

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Middle Class Flirting: Grinding on the Buddies Wife.

I've notice that when I'm hanging out with my "middle class" friends there is a lot of sexual flirtation going on. Case in point, I have oneset of acquaintances and the guy won't go out with his wife to the…

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Most Popular "ATF" Name?

Judging by the "hacked" TUSCL password list from a few years ago, it apparently is "Jennifer". The obvious passwords were things like: Password, 123456, qwerty, stripper, and fuck Jennifer topped the list of names -- I think it was used 24…

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Biggest SC day/night of the year in your area.

We are getting close to the #1 strip club day for entire year in my city... Opening day for baseball season! (The Wednesday before Thanksgiving is probably the 2nd busiest day). However, the combination of lots and lots of people taking…

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stereo types of females veiw of men with a gold nugget of truth

I hate it when women say, "all men want is sex." It's a stereotype and total bullshit... A blow job would be nice too...

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What about "strippers" that never get up on stage to strip?

At many club that I have been to the strippers can opt to not go on stage by paying the house a higher tip out. They don't want to go on stage because there is no real money in it…

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TUSCL rivals! Che vs pikey_bastard!

It looks like there is a rivalry between pikey_bastard and Che! I wonder if that's because pikey_bastard thinks Che is a big fan of Che Guevara! That would be brilliant! Che my friend, even if you are the reincarnation of Che…

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Those Who Mock My System Now...

...will be the ones weeping later. We'll see who gets the last laugh when I collect my Turing Award and the mockers still haven't figured out you need to grease the bouncer and wear a white three-piece polyester suit before…

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who would you take

I you were going on a trip to the beach for a week. Who would you take with you. A. Your ATF B Your CF C. Just go by your self

FKK Forum

OK you FKK lovers.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/would-you-work-brothel-tester-5381220

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Adding pictures from the phone

Its impossible !!! How are you guys uploading your picks ? And no i want send a screen shot lol

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If the wife really loves you but too tired to play...shouldnt she just let you s

Probably the wrong place to put this. But I was thinking to-nite. If a guy is married, kids, job, the whole nine and pretty happy with it all or as happy as can be and the wife lays it out…

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Twerking Galore

Strip clubs should feature these kinds of stage dances. Totally awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsjY9R5wnxo

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ViP reconnection

Dont you thank that vip members and life time members should have a lil vip icon at the minimum so others can see the more seriouse tusclers that are helping support such a good site to our community. Maybe i play…

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I guess she never met a guy with morning wood. :)

http://www.360nobs.com/2015/03/woman-who-fell-in-love-with-a-tree-explains-how-they-have-sex/

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Petition to Founder

Please change pikey_bastard's handle to apocalypse_boy.

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OT: Texas Holdem

Poker has became a huge part of my life. I would say a #2 to the hobby. It has inriched my life with hard lesson learned with hard losses and has provide me with extra funds to enjoy the hobby…

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Bringing ATF home (part II)

Well, those who read my previous post were only 1/2 right. It turned into a major clusterfuck but nothing was stolen or damaged. The parallel to bringing a feral cat into my house was apt, however, I've brought wild cats…