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Holding hands again

This thread is different than the LDK holding hands thread. My question is how do you feel about a dancer holding your hand when leading you to the and/or leaving lapdance area? Do you like it, don't really care, or don't like…

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Michael Moore- asshole of the century

Once again the ugly fat fuck shoots his mouth off. Snipers are cowards......if i saw him in person, i would blast a full can of mace in his face

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Underage Dancer

Anybody have any insights into the best way to get an under 21 girl (my dream stripper) into a club with me as a customer. No I'm not gonna let her work as a dancer to get in.…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Went during the holiday break on...

Went during the holiday break on a slow evening. There were only two girls available. One was a dark haired Hispanic girl, the other a tall blond from Hungary. I would have rated both as…

Rickey's on State

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

I made a recent Friday return...

I made a recent Friday return visit to this club with my ATF. She has danced at this club in the past but has not worked here in some time. I had not been here…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Well, this is still the only...

Well, this is still the only club I love in Vegas. It's not the same as it was as I only prefer girl next door natural white American girls. There used to be more years…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Stopped in for a few minutes...

Stopped in for a few minutes on my home and was suprised to see a young lady I use to play with a couple of years ago. Looking even better than before! She saw me…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Refused to miss out on a...

Refused to miss out on a chance to visit Follies even though I arrived after 7:00 pm. All the previous reviews about visiting in the evening are correct. The club after 8:00 pm…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

I'm a regular here. ...

I'm a regular here. The club can be hit or miss with certain dancers working here one night, then not showing up on the same night for quite some time plus some move…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Haven't been here in a long...

Haven't been here in a long time so I decided to check it out. Got there around 10. Parked in the lot next to the club so in didn't have to pay for valet. There…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Standard Vu Club, $20 includes admission...

Standard Vu Club, $20 includes admission + all you can drink soda, the place was very busy on a Saturday night and definitely needed to have more waitresses on shift because it was difficult to…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Sister club to Bogarts which is...

Sister club to Bogarts which is around the corner on michigan ave. There was a 5 dollar cover and a drink was about 6.75. The place was packed on Friday night , I was…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped by on a recent Saturday...

Stopped by on a recent Saturday and Sunday. Parked with the valet and walked in. On Saturday the cover is 15$ and on Sundays it's 10$. Also on Sundays they aren't open during the day…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I stopped by here after visiting...

I stopped by here after visiting Lust. There are plenty of seats here since the club is so large. I've heard that some dancers are charging higher prices but I still get…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Probably the singularly worst experience I...

Probably the singularly worst experience I have had here in a while. WHen the fare was open, I would always get VIP, and come visit over here as well. Girls were friendly and…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

I use to be a regular...

I use to be a regular at Centerfold but have not been there for about 6 months. The quality of the dancers have gone down in my honest opinion. Most of the ones that were…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

Second visit to this club. ...

Second visit to this club. Had visited a few others in Dallas before and somehow this one always seemed to work best for me. Club appearance is upscale. As you enter on…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

The third club to get a...

The third club to get a second review from me, after Club Rio in Indianapolis and Wise Guys in Washington Park, is C-Mowe's, also in Washington Park. It is located very close to Cheeks…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Went back to Ritz when I...

Went back to Ritz when I was back in town. Was a little late going there but the place was bustling. Met a charming Lady who said she was from Mexico and started small talk while…

Babylon

Austintown, Ohio

I visited the "BabbI" a few...

I visited the "BabbI" a few weeks ago on a Saturday night. There were some decent looking dancers there for a change. More than I usually see. I sat at…

Club Pink

Phoenix, Arizona

AVOID THIS PLACE AT ALL COSTS!...

AVOID THIS PLACE AT ALL COSTS! - there's were 2 girls working, one was a VERY young ( barely 21 ) year old beautiful Latin girl, the other girl was a blonde, trailer trash resembling,…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

This place could be my new...

This place could be my new spot. Staff is friendly. Dancers are friendly and not pushy. Got a bunch of dances from three different girls. One was mediocre at best. The second one was ugly…

Cheetah's of Florence

Florence, South Carolina

Was a weekday. Been here...

Was a weekday. Been here before on a weekend and the quality was better as expected, and as expected the quality was worse on a weekday. There were a couple of good looking…

Club 550

Wahiawa, Hawaii

Stopped by here a...

Stopped by here a few months back. Used to live out this way so stopped by more frequently. Now I have to be in the area at nite. Very rare.…

Club Hot Ash

Pearl City, Hawaii

This club started HOT...

This club started HOT but then has fizzled with getting worse in my opinion. Pearl City/Hawaii in general is tough these days on the hostess bar/strip club scene. The economy tanked…

T. U. Club

Fort Worth, Texas

This place should be burned to...

This place should be burned to the ground! So a friend of mine told me this was the place to be after 12 pm on sunday. So, he gave me directions and I figured i'd check…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Club is very nice inside. ...

Club is very nice inside. Full service bar, and restaurant. Food is probably biggest draw to this club. Too many dancers are covered with tattoos, and not great looking. A few 8+ dancers,…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

The driveway into this club takes...

The driveway into this club takes you by a valet shack but the sole attendant seemed to be parking a car so I simply pulled through the valet stop and parked my car in the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I admit that I was a...

I admit that I was a tad skeptical at first when it came to visiting this club. I'm originally from south Florida so I was new to strip clubs Atlanta had to offer. I had…

Bananen Bar and Club

Amsterdam, Netherlands

Went there on a weekday evening....

Went there on a weekday evening. The Bananen Club upstairs has 25 euro entrance fee, with 2 free drinks included. The Bananen Bar downstairs has 60 euro entrance fee, so I just went to the…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

I had been by this club...

I had been by this club bunch of times and decided to stop in. Somewhat dark reasonably priced drinks smaller stage but hometown feel to it. Dancers were fairly attractive although the key pretty covered…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

One of the nicest clubs in...

One of the nicest clubs in Pompano. I love the Porthole Pub because the $$ goes a long way. But this place is nicely decorated, the drink specials were good and the…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Ok.. I've reviewed the Coli many...

Ok.. I've reviewed the Coli many times. So i will start it off with the same overview. Paid the 6 dollar mandatory valet, and walked in. Sat down at the bar,…

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

went for hh on Friday parked...

went for hh on Friday parked in the front which was good. I believe it's free before 9 or you have to park on street or pay for parking. $10 cover with $10 appetizers and…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Another visit after work for a...

Another visit after work for a quick beer and whatever else could happen. As luck would have it a girl I saw on previous visits was sitting off in the corner to herself. I made…

Blue Goose

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Was here 2 weeks ago stopped...

Was here 2 weeks ago stopped in after work for quick beer and check out the talent. I stop in every once in a while. The bartender Jojo is always nice hot older Italian i…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

I visited the Charlotte Gold Club...

I visited the Charlotte Gold Club on a Thursday evening. I would describe the Gold Club as a mid-level club with some dive-club elements. The club is “right-sized” with some interesting interior décor…

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Dickinson, Texas

I've been to this club a...

I've been to this club a dozen times in the past 6 months, only in the evening to late night hours. It's a fairly large club with two rooms downstairs and a VIP room upstairs.…

Eve's Tease

Phoenix, Arizona

First time I've been to this...

First time I've been to this club went with a few buddies of mine that use to go before they changed it. Don't really know what it was like before, but now it is just…

Clermont Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

As many strip clubs as I...

As many strip clubs as I have been too, I had never been to the famous Clermont in Atlanta until Saturday. First of all, as others have mentioned, this is not your typical strip club.…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Here on a Friday night. ...

Here on a Friday night. Not terribly busy but not dead either. All the girls seemed to be in high hustle mode, so I was not able to sit at the rail, tip…

Club Royale

Huntertown, Indiana

Stopped on in after finding out...

Stopped on in after finding out other club was closed. Club was at about 20 25 people staff included. Nothing to remarkable happened two really attractive dancers with a few other good looking ones. One…

Babes Gentleman's Club

Amarillo, Texas

girls were friendly the decor was...

girls were friendly the decor was nice picked out a nice young latina and she took me to VIP which was $20 she asked me what I wanted to do and how many songs I…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Another visit by me to this...

Another visit by me to this venerable establishment. Venerable as in old, not necessarily respectable. But I do always enjoy myself here. As others have indicated, the layout is a small bar and standing area…

Exposé

San Diego, California

Actually visited this club twice on...

Actually visited this club twice on the same day. I was in town with a friend so we popped in after lunch and came back again to finish the night off. Very typical…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Not my best trip to COLA...

Not my best trip to COLA and PP, but decent. Had to make it this past Saturday afternoon; and while there were a fair number of customers and girls, the quality level was somewhat…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

The Red Raven gets a mixed...

The Red Raven gets a mixed response when you mention it locally. That is why I wanted to review it. The layout is a bar with the two poles located behind the bar.…

Club Tease

Portland, Oregon

Update on this club. Sometimes...

Update on this club. Sometimes (actually quite often, now that I think about it) the bartender is hotter than the dancers.... I guess that's a plus or a negative depending on how you…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Visited this club on a Thursday...

Visited this club on a Thursday evening. I'd been there a few times before with mixed results. There were 4 girls working plus a waitress who was dropping hints that she would also…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

The club is located a few...

The club is located a few blocks east of 95 on Hallendale Beach Blvd. It's not obviously visible from the road, but if you're looking you can see it. During the day, there's…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

I made two recent visits to...

I made two recent visits to this club, once on a Monday evening and once on a Saturday night. I never visited this club prior to the fire, so I cannot compare the physical layout.…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Went on saturday. 8-10 customers and...

Went on saturday. 8-10 customers and about 6 girls that I saw. Grabbed a drink and headed to the stage. I met fantasy down there. Attractive aa girl, nice ass. Asked me if it was…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

This review goes back a few...

This review goes back a few weeks, I had stopped here as I was in the area and needed a strip club fix (or maybe in most NJ clubs it more of a bikini bar…

Cheetah Club

Glendale, Wisconsin

I committed myself to visiting all...

I committed myself to visiting all the strip clubs in Milwaukee, so I decided to finally come to this club. I had driven by during the day and was frankly a little scared.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A rare Saturday PM visit for...

A rare Saturday PM visit for me - arrived around 8pm and left by 9:30 First off, Phx is hosting the big game, so I thought the place would be on overflow and the parking…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

This was my first time coming...

This was my first time coming to this club. I payed 10 bucks at the door and was searched by a bouncer . They seem very strict on who can get in. They have a…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

This review goes back a few...

This review goes back a few weeks, I had a lilt time on my hand while in the area on a Sunday evening, needs some relief, so made what is probably my…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to the Doll House about a few months ago. As I live in NE of Atlanta, I usually hang in clubs such as the Oasis, Follies and Shooter Alley. Would…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Another evening at babydolls.. club never...

Another evening at babydolls.. club never ceases to amaze me.. more than 40 girls on a week night and something for everyone.. I'd say abut 25 were at least an 8 or better. Ended up…

Pacers

San Diego, California

I stopped by on a Wednesday...

I stopped by on a Wednesday night because I heard Rachel Starr was a featured dancer for the night. I had been to this club once before, on a Friday, and found the weeknight vibe…

Princess Palace

Pearl City, Hawaii

This club has changed...

This club has changed ownership again. Old Club 21 owners Yuhi/Sarah have sold to a new group (family oriented). Not sure their background experience but initially pretty sure have they have little…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

Ugh..... came here on new years eve...

Ugh..... came here on new years eve afternoon as it was one of the few clubs open that day. I usually go to coli, penthouse, or players with occasional visits to BTs dearborn and…

State Line Oasis Bar & Grill

Torrington, Wyoming

Usual drill, led me to the...

Usual drill, led me to the room, left and she stripped down to underwear and waited. Waited for her to return before stripping down in front of her and giving her a hug before climbing…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Daleville, Alabama

I stopped in on a Saturday...

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon around 11 PM. There was one girl on stage, and two girls hanging in the dance area. As soon as I walked in, a girl came to me…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

I was visiting East Lansing on...

I was visiting East Lansing on business and had checked out the Vu' earlier. Total let down and disappointment so I thought I would try Omar's as I had not been in here in…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Haven't been out in a long...

Haven't been out in a long time but saw the club on the way home and decided to stop by. Nothing changed about the actual club too much but who remembers fine details about a…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I had not been to this...

I had not been to this club in a while, but WOW! The girls they had last Friday night were HOT! And there were tons of them. I was there for a few hours, and…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

Went here this past Halloween (Oct...

Went here this past Halloween (Oct 2014), in around midnight. I figured it'd be a great, energetic time: Halloween in SF at a strip club! Sadly, not so much. The cover was…

Treasure Club

Hickory, North Carolina

Da Juice bro lovz dis place...

Da Juice bro lovz dis place of businesses. Every thang is cheap cheap..lol i sound like a lil birdy....love the bartnder at thix plsce and u know shd luvz juice 2 ......parking is safe with full…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Used to come here back in...

Used to come here back in 90's when it was Satin Saddle. Was not usually busy and low key. Opens earlier now as I was here in afternoon. No cover in daytime so worth a…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

This review is for my last...

This review is for my last visit to Shooter Alley two weeks ago. I am not sure if it was Saturday or Sunday. I remember that at 2:30 they would turn on the lights inside…

Jumbo's Clown Room

Los Angeles, California

This place is amazing, so long...

This place is amazing, so long as you view it as a dive bar with a dash of strip club rather than a full blown strip club. Gorgeous girls, and very little pressure to…

Body Shots Gentlemen's Club

Ocala, Florida

This club is a good time....

This club is a good time. I went around 10:00 pm. Cover was reasonable. Got wanded by the door guy, paid the cover and was seated by a floor guy. This club has a lot…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Went after a company board meeting...

Went after a company board meeting in suit and tie. Was seated in middle of room between large stage and bar. Within a few min we had a drink and 3 girls sitting…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

This was the 2nd time I'd...

This was the 2nd time I'd been to Platinum during the day shift. It's a $3 cover to get in unless you have passes or a VIP card. Drinks are a 2 for 1 deal…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

I stopped by Pt's Saturday evening...

I stopped by Pt's Saturday evening with a friend. Paid a $7 cover which seems to change every time you go there. Drinks are a little higher than other clubs. Parking lot was lit and…

Lipstix

Council Bluffs, Iowa

This isn't a bad place for...

This isn't a bad place for the money. It does pay for a lot and there is a lot for sale here. Not sure about take out but onsite, it's all available from most dancers.…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

After leaving another club because of...

After leaving another club because of there prices we came to Dollies. Since I go there alot we got in free it's usually $3 cover. Ordered some drinks with are better priced than most clubs.…

Condor Club

San Francisco, California

My most recent club experience, just...

My most recent club experience, just a week ago (Jan 2015), was at Condor Club in SF. Have to say, had a really great time there. I got there around 8 and the…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

It was my first time coming...

It was my first time coming here since it switched from being HT(which was awesome.) The doormen and waitresses were nice and not pushy, but it's a shell of what it once was. The club…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

I have been coming to DD...

I have been coming to DD for over a year now, when I'm over in the Daytona area for business. Even though the club is in a seedier stretch of road in the City…

The Runway Gentlemen's Club

Hillsboro, Oregon

I had heard that a few...

I had heard that a few girls I knew might be working here so came out for a visit. Recognized the DJ and 2 of the dancers right away and sat down with one of…

Nick's Cabaret

Westerville, Ohio

This is not a strip club!...

This is not a strip club! I repeat, this is not a strip club! I'll explain at the end. The building has been around for awhile and had a couple different names and owners…

Cheetah's of Florence

Florence, South Carolina

This is a review from when...

This is a review from when I worked here a few months back so I'm not sure what has and hasn't changed since then but here is my experience.... There was no day shift here which…

Black Diamonds

North Miami Beach, Florida

I’ve reviewed this club before so...

I’ve reviewed this club before so I will not get into the club layout details – refer to my May 3, 2014 review for club layout details. Arrived at the club on late Saturday eve…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was in Vegas for a convention...

Was in Vegas for a convention and finally got free of my fuddy duddy co-workers my last evening. It was a Thursday night, and thanks to TUSCL, I knew to call for a free…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Stopped in last...

Stopped in last week on Thursday early afternoon to see if I could get a dance with one of the all time greats Chanel. She was there looking great as usual but…

Sugar D's

West Palm Beach, Florida

This is hands down the worst...

This is hands down the worst strip club in west palm beach it is so ghetto. The dances are 10 and drinks are cheap but the quality of girls is awful. Most of them are…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

It was around 7 pm and...

It was around 7 pm and pretty dead. Soon after getting there there was 10-15 of there being no one on stage. At one point one of the girls was yelling at some dude asking…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

After a bit of time away...

After a bit of time away from strip clubs I was drawn back in by an amateur dance-off at Club Risque sponsored by Preston and Steve, a local radio morning show. A mere 4…

Roxxies

Paterson, New Jersey

Went in around 6:30PM, they must...

Went in around 6:30PM, they must of been switching shifts. They seemed totally disorganized. They had more girls arguing and going back and forth to the back smoke area than were on stage. They had 1 girl…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Sweet Illusions is arguably one of...

Sweet Illusions is arguably one of the nicer clubs in the Eugene / Springfield area. While some may like Silver Dollar more, it should be noted that Sweet Illusions has no cover charge.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Mons Venus is absolutely the best...

Mons Venus is absolutely the best strip club experience I've ever had. The girls are gorgeous, friendly and they truly aim to deliver. Everything is worth it, from the music to the nude full contact…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Marking my third strip club visit...

Marking my third strip club visit ever (still a newbie, but looking to learn!), I checked out Teasers in Durham this past November (2014). Overall I would say I had a good time, though…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Went on a Monday night around...

Went on a Monday night around 9:00 pm. Was there about a half hour and was tipping stage dancers reasonably. Overall all of the girls were decent looking with two that were 8+. One…

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Dancers Boyfriends and employment

Have you ever had a dancer ask if you could give their boyfriend a job, or get them a job? If you did get them a job, how well did it go. I had a Tilted Kilt girl ask me tonite…

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Strip Club Rags

How many cities have monthly strip club newspapers/magazines? These are usually monthly publications with advertisements for clubs and maybe articles/editorials/stripper of the month. Here are a few I know of: -Unveiled (Philadelphia) -Go Go (Pittsburgh) -Exotic (Portland) -Xcitement (Atlanta) -Xcitement (South Florida) -Night Vision (Columbus)

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Couple prices for LD’s?

2 for $40 dances seem like a decent price and if I went as a single guy I could see me easily having an amazing time for $300. Why are couples charged double? I really don’t understand this one bit.…

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Did we get taken as SC noobs?

My wife decided about 4 months ago she wanted us to start going to SC’s. Apparently we’re in the minority since we enjoy going together and yes I know I’m a lucky man. We both like big tits, a…

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Staying Late at Bad Club

Here's something: Have you ever stayed later than you wanted to at a club in a bad area? Or put yourself in a similarly dangerous situation that you regretted? Years ago, I used to ride the Light Rail to work…

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Songs That Sound Good But No Idea What They Mean?

I like this song "2 on" by Tinasche but no idea what it means even after I read the lyrics. Any other songs like this?

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$12,000 winnings at black Jack

Yea im clubbing soon

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How to get it to be high quality GFE, one thing which makes AMPs and AAMPs diffe

One of the things which is always going to be different about the "service level" in AMPs and AAMPs from SCs is that in the former there will be someone coaching the girls, whereas in an SC this will not…

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da joose mane bean loosN weightz

Downz frum 400lbs to 325lbs Goal 200lbs

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Chelsea Charms!

Chelsea Charms! In Hickory NC at the Crazy Horse Jan 30-31.....her porn star titties are like size Z ! ....in all honesty thats to big but I've never seen this in person...the duke and da juice will so be deeerrrr

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buying property on the boarder of Mexico

Herd its $50 per acre ?

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Kat the Midget Stripper

From the Huffington Post: When Kat Hoffman was growing up in Bellefontaine, Ohio, bullies were a big problem for her. Hoffman, 26, was born with a form of dwarfism that stunted her growth at 3 feet, 11 inches and made her a…

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Afternoon Versus Evening

Writing a review, I had to check either afternoon or evening for my time of visit. The problem is that I was in that gray area of very late afternoon and very early evening. So what is the cutoff between…

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Clubbing in a blizzard

I wonder how clubbing in a blizzard would be? I will be in NYC when the blizzard hits tomorrow and Tuesday and I wonder if the clubs will be open. Clubs in outlying areas tend to shut down…

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Are you a "GIRLS GONE WILD" kind of gal?

That's what it would take to have a smokin hot club. If you're interested ladies, send me a private message.

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Would you tip an attractive female customer in the club who approached you and f

I had a female tell me she was going to get married then got up close to me and pulled out one of her tits and showed me her nipple. Then she wanted a tip to help raise money…

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I wish my cute female high school teachers had raped me

Finally somebody speaks some sense regarding cute female teachers arrested for having sex with high school students Naturally, he is immediately removed from his job.k http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/23/teacher-suspended-defending-teachers-sex-students_n_6532348.html

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The Super Bowl Ads Begin

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Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

I arrived around 8pm last Sunday,...

I arrived around 8pm last Sunday, the club has secured parking for $3, or free parking in the back. Entrance was $15 plus $12 for a VIP band, which is needed to get lap dances.…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

I was on business in Arlington...

I was on business in Arlington and I didn't feel like venturing into DC to go to the city stripclubs so I decided to pay a visit to Crystal City. I remember some radio…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Stopped in Thursday after work. Bar...

Stopped in Thursday after work. Bar gets packed but I was lucky to find a seat. Was forced to park in the trailer house lot. No cover and cute thick bartender. I believe it was…

Airport Strip

Brampton, Ontario

So, i was in town and...

So, i was in town and my first time here. I decided to go in. The place was nice with only a few dancers to be seen around. Shows on stage were rare. Large screen…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The parking lot was overflowing, had...

The parking lot was overflowing, had to wait for another car to pull out before I could find a spot. At the entrance, the guy says its standing room only, but I still walk in.…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Very impressed once we got inside....

Very impressed once we got inside. From the outside the club looks smaller than most that I've been to - but once inside it proved to be a higher-end atmosphere than you'd expect from initial…

Rosewood Theatre

New York, New York

Went there early on a Saturday...

Went there early on a Saturday evening and there wasn't much going on I was probably one of a couple of patrons there. The club has a nice feel, but I can imagine it…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

On the way back from Orlando...

On the way back from Orlando airport I decided to make my first ever stop at Lidos. The club has a crazy layout. The bartender Cece made me feel at home. The big news...until…

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New TV show

will this be a show on CBS's fall schedule: PSI: New England

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OT: gotta dig Iron Mike

Words of wisdom from Iron Mike? www.tmz.com/2015/01/23/mike-tyson-madonna-cameo-mussolini-was-my-inspiration-hitler/ Discuss...

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Dipshit who refused to pay his LD tab and then got arrested

I had a front row seat to a dispute between a dancer and a customer who refused to pay his LD tab. We are talking about 8 songs at $30 per song. When the guy was told he…

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Gay Bouncers

Have you ever seen a gay bouncer that was trying soooo hard to act strait? I knew one once that told me he had gay guys come into the sc and tip him $50 just to talk to him.…

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Offtopic Is Obama going senile?

He is no where to be seen during a Paris March with world leaders all in attendance. He says the greatest threat to the US is climate change. Then he decides not to meet with the President of Israel who…

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Carnival Strippers

I remember carnival strippers from my boyhood. At the county fair a tent would be set up with signs about "exotic dancers." A barker on a raised stage would draw a crowd with a smarmy spiel…

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Accused Strip Club Shooter Caught With Stash of Drugs: NYPD

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Queens-Strip-Club-Shooting-Suspect-Arrested-Drugs-Weapons-Officers-289650611.html I nominate him for Most Stupid Criminal of 2015.

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Higher class

Duke69 probably at McD puking his guts out instead of shitting. I am higher class. I shit at Olive Garden. They got shitter rooms instead of stalls. You get your own privacy to fuck hot waitresses and hostesses in there. Like…

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What would you do? Lapdance prank

Surprise Lap Dance Prank: http://youtu.be/LcmZkRS2_uI

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Fuck Her (dancer1) Or Visit My Fave (dancer2) And Hangout

This just in, so it is happening while I'm typing. I'm all dressed now ready to go visit my fave. Last time I visited in the SC was about eight days ago. Dancer2 was there and she texted me to show…

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CapriSun69 ?

Were did this kool kat go ? Miss that fucker

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I got you good Dukey boy

Remember when you thought my mom made you cookies and pastries and I said I made them special for you. Watch this video and see how I made them! : http://youtu.be/1BIsi_VYDco Who's the bitch now?

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Fun quiz ........What movie did this come from?

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase…

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Getting drivers to slow down in Denmark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPwW1HlAPys

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Attention ATLers

There is a “club” in ATL that seems to have opened some time in 2014 – looks like a black club (or else I wouldn’t be posting this :)). IDK anything about this club and it’s not on TUSCL – but…

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Double Trouble

So, at one of my favorite clubs I got this dancer I've been trying to fuck for a couple of weeks she's a shy good girl, but I think my charm has finally won her over. We're going to the…

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What's the best time to visit a club?

Sometimes I have weekdays off from work. And if I'm not doing anything over the weekend, I don't have to go at night, I can go anytime. So is there an ideal time to visit the club? What if I…

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a story from a A.M.P.

Availability of a HJ is obvious from first contact. Korean massage involves some bending of the limbs that really feels good. A few pops of the spine and hip joints as well. However, even though everything in the way of…

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New S.O. best friends with the dj at my local titty bar

Damn it man ! Im glade i got the new Some one special to fuck daily but she is good friends i just found out with the local dj at my only titty bar.....this means i must on the regular…

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Strip club names

Do any of the names of clubs reviewed ever make you wonder if they are gay clubs or not? Golden Bananna sounds gay to me

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Been writing shitty reviews since July 2014

This guy is trashing up Tuscl. He lies about his b day to try to get extras. He lies about getting otc. This guy did get otc with jackie who he claims is him. If that is true he was…

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Hey Farmer- basic history

1962: The number of US military advisors increased from 700 to 12,000 1963: President Diem was killed in a military coup 15,000 US military advisors were in South Vietnam 1964: the…

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Interesting Pictures

A very attractive dancer sat down at my table and asked if I wanted to see a picture of her pomeranian on her iPhone. I said "yes" without much enthusiasm, and I politely told her the dog was adorable. Then…

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texting

Is it common for strippers to ask for your number or give you their number and then occasionally text?

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Been there, done that

This new app allows you to get daily texts from a fake girlfriend. I thought that is what strippers are for. http://gizmodo.com/this-app-builds-you-a-fake-girlfriend-or-boyfriend-voi-1680660234

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Witness: Robert Allenby Hurt Himself After A Trip To The Strip Club

Golfer's bizarre kidnapping story appears to be untrue. http://deadspin.com/witness-robert-allenby-hurt-himself-after-a-trip-to-th-1681127848?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

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If I ever got a tattoo

I think I'd choose this one. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2353811/Man-banned-bar-I-Love-Strippers-tattoo.html

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A useful blog

I found this blog a while ago, before I even went to a strip club. This guy has written reviews for hundreds of clubs. You may find it useful. http://petertips.blogspot.com

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BBBJ vs. CBJ: risks and rewards

Clearly a BBBJ is more pleasurable (for the recipient) than a CBJ, but a CBJ is safer and costs less. What's your position on questions such as: 1. Is a BBBJ so superior that a stripper's insistence on a…

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Are you leaning more towards OTC than lapdances?

I like extras, but recently I have become disillusioned with the unsatisfying FS in the VIP room, with your pants around your ankles, and the rushed atmosphere. I travel for work so I already have a hotel room. The typical…

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What is the best strip club to take my wife to in the Anaheim/LA/COI area?

Wifey and I are wanting to hit up one or two clubs. We are looking for a club with private VIP for possible extras. Any thoughts or advice would be appreciated.

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Gentlemens Club for Sale

Anyone looking to get into the Gentlemens Club industry please message me serious inquires only. Min $100,000 Down.

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OT: As Gasoline Heads Toward $2, the Benefits Start to Trickle Down

"Restaurants and bars are seeing their best sales growth in years. Americans are driving more—and buying bigger cars and trucks. Consumer confidence is sitting at an 11-year high, with lower-income households showing the biggest improvement. " http://www.wsj.com/articles/gasoline-heads-to-2-breaking-records-along-the-way-1421939345?ref=/home-page No wait a minute! Back…

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Backpage ads with a stripper you've seen dancing in the club

On occasion I check out the backpage ads in my area, Im not a hobbyists in that regards but once in awhile I will see a pic of a Stripper from one of the clubs I go to. Just makes…

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Making it rain taken to a new level

Showering a room full of strippers with $100K. Damn. I bet that was one hell of a cat fight. http://dailym.ai/1BhqIGm

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Do you recall hearing this song in the SC ?

As some of you know, I mainly visit black dives and there’s a hip-hop song called “I’m a Boss”. As a 45 y/o whiteguy; I’m not necessarily a “big” hip-hop fan per se; but I do like certain songs w/ good…

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Dive Bars

Have you ever been to a dive bar that looked like a trailer in a trailer park with a stripper pole?

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Ease of getting BBBJ vs FS ?

As I’ve posted in the past; I’m not much of an extras guy but do partake from time to time. In my somewhat small sample size; it has been easier for me for girls to agree to CFS rather than BBBJ. CBJ…

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PL PSA

2 new articles posted

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Getting her number or giving her yours. Do you have a preference?

If the purpose of swapping numbers is to arrange an OTC gig, I would rather she call me. That way I am not wasting my time trying to get hold of her. If she really wants to do it, She'll…

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Clubber and the OutLaws

Since you say you have a biker image and you live in Florida my question is are you a Member of the biker club OutLaws ?

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Super Bowl

My team(s) are out. Always deflated when the Patriots are playing, but I might just have a reason to what the game. Might even grab a burger to watch. http://www.highsnobiety.com/2014/07/31/charlotte-mckinney-terry-richardson-studio/ https://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=A2KLqIEwM8FUG2IA1jn7w8QF;_ylu=X3oDMTByZWc0dGJtBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDdmlkBHZ0aWQDBGdwb3MDMQ--?p=charlotte+mckinney+super+bowl+commercial&vid=08734d9c6a6bbad145082ebd07548ff9&l=&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DVQ.347248069968%26pid%3D15.1&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fuproxx.com%2Ftv%2F2015%2F01%2Fcharlotte-mckinney-went-au-naturel-in-carls-jr-s-super-bowl-commercial%2F&tit=Charlotte+McKinney+Went+%E2%80%98Au+Naturel%E2%80%99+For+Carl%E2%80%99s+Jr.%E2%80%99s+Super+Bowl%C2%A0Commercial&c=0&sigr=134j06dna&sigt=12k0pc73t&sigi=11l35lga1&age%5B0%5D=1421827200&fr2=p%3As%2Cv%3Av%2Cm%3Asa&fr=yfp-t-901&tt=b

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How Often Do You Finish This Way

I've been busy lately doing mundane stuff but yesterday night was playtime for me. I was hanging out with a stripper yesterday night when we both decided to have fun, so we agreed to do it and have some fun…

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Is going to strip clubs regularly unconventional? How many of your friends do th

I've always been under the impression that visiting strip clubs regularly is unconventional, but I have no way of knowing for sure. This is just my opinion based on my observations. By regularly, I mean like two or more times per…

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OT: Best Journalism?

What organizations/programs, in your opinion, provide the best journalism? Now I'm not talking about hottest reporters (a topic covered in numerous threads in the past) but who provides facts the most accurately, objectively and covers things which are relevant? My top…

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Strippers Fighting

I find stripper fights oddly fascinating: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj9fnJb_vos My ATF once went after another dancer outside the club, but I was able to restrain her before she struck any blows.

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OT: Gates Foundation Sees a Better Future Driven by Technology

"The lives of the poor will be improved by technology, Bill and Melinda Gates tell The Wall Street Journal" http://www.wsj.com/articles/gates-foundation-sees-a-better-future-driven-by-technology-1421900245?mod=e2fb Ok, a couple of problems with this. First according to Strvie-girl, The Economist, and Stevie-girl's cohort of mindless cock-sucking circle-jerkers on TUSCL…

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Pimps4Jesus

Title is catchie isn't ? Know that i have your attention lets share with each other the different avenue we use to fullful our sexual cravings Me first #1- plenty of fish Its the best free dating website that for the past several…

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Is going to a club sober bad or anything?

I don't drink right now (I have before and I'm not ruling it out in the future) but I still like strip clubs and getting dances. How bad is it to go sober? I know clubs make a lot of…

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American Courtesans on Netflix

Its a must watch...a very positive look at pay4play

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what are your pre SC visit rituals????

What rituals do the experts have before going to a SC? some that come to my mind are listed below but would like to hear what the experts do ... 1) have a light beer and a smoke 2) shave ...shower ..smell…

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Got a foot fetish?

http://www.ora.tv/wtfark/sex-feet--vajankle-sex-toy--foot-vagina-ankle-0_5yhxhf1bprcj

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Lint Roller Expeeience

The bathroom troll gives me soap, hands me paper towels, and while I'm drying my hands he starts rubbing a lint roller all over me. WTF???? While on the one hand I kinda admired his creativity and initiative (how…

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A new ROB tactic

This was a new one to me. She gets me all worked up doing lap dances, says she's going to leave early to come to my hotel, and do what I like for a reasonable price. We can…

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My first visit to a strip club

A few days ago, I went to a strip club for the first time on my 28th birthday. I had a great time. I want to share my experience, and then get some feedback for future visits. When I arrived,…

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Top 10

How many of these would make your top 10? Any of you guys recognise any of the places in the clips? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shfjgRwNcWk

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The New and Improved System

This kid has a head start on his system. He jas pulling hot girls numers down Little Kid Insulting People: http://youtu.be/-Iow1FE632Y

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Do they instinctively hate us?

Do you think strippers that are heterosexual instinctively hate us, after all surely a females DNA is 'wired' to hate guys that cheat on their SO and most guys that visit clubs fall into that category? Good job a $20 bill…

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Strippers never come up to me

First of all I am a former college basketball player and I am about 6 ft 3 inches and in great shape. I am 40 and still have the build of a basketball player. At normal bars I have no…

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What's your exit strategy?

When do you think you'll call it quits? Hang up your scing career for good? A certain age perhaps? Maybe go from club to club downing viagra and fucking strippers til your heart or wallet gives out? For me i…

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The quest for sweet semen

http://www.salon.com/2000/08/21/hyena_essay/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=socialflow The bitches are just gonna have to get used to the taste.

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changing picks by phone

Is this not a andriod option ? I tried all kinds of pictures and nothin

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Dear Richard aka Dick

Fucc you....fucc your system.....fucc your whisky and fucc your drunk driving

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chili cheese fries and dark skin sex 4-$59.99

At one of my NC favorite watering wholes is a lil dive bar that services up the best chili cheese fries and dark skin pussy wholes for only $59.99

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Overcounting in a good way!

;) Has this ever happened to anyone? I gave the girl two bills and at $25/ a song, it should have been 8 songs. I guess lucky for me it was kinda busy, but not extremely. So like I…

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Denver swat doesnt fuck around

Swat Doesn't Mess Around: Hostage Suspect In Denv…: http://youtu.be/mATfe1HgGm0

The History of the Floating Lap Dance Party in Manhattan

The floating lap dance party is a lap dance party that is held at a restaurant, bar, lounge, nightclub, or other location, usually one night a week, but has no single base of operation like a traditional gentlemen's club. Often, the floating lap dance party will be at different locations on different nights, and will often switch from one temporary location to another location. Unlike a traditional gentlemen's club, the floating lap dance party focuses on the lap dance, and does not have a stage for dancers to perform, and there are no VIP private rooms. The first floating lap dance party in Manhattan was started by Lap Dance Lou in January 2006 at G Bar Lounge on West 27th Street…

MJX’s Strip Club Theory - Part 1

Lately, I have been thinking a lot about what impact regular customers or “regulars” have on the economics of strip clubs, how strip clubs should run, and how good the experience will be when you visit a strip club. I decided to write down my theory about regulars to see what other TUSCLers thought about it. Hope you all enjoy and sorry in advance for this being such a long article. 1 Types of Customers In order to understand my theory on what (if any) impact “regulars” have on the strip club business, I think it is necessary to first realize that there are different kinds of strip club patrons. I know there are lots of different categories (RILs,…

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best medicine for a limp dick

I can stay hard in her mouth but have a hard time staying hard inside her pussy. What medicine works best to fix this ?

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OT: State of the Union

I felt like he knocked it out of the park. Can't wait to see the rebuttal...

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jvTroop

I figured out the true identity of our friend Farva...oops I mean Super Trooper...I mean jvTroop The Best of Farva: http://youtu.be/Q_UvfESHUjI

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Californication

Any advice on the L.A. scene would be appreciated. I'll be too far away from COI to make that convenient and probably want to avoid the ghetto fab scene in Gardena. My realistic striking area is downtown and…

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Three arrested after attack on man near Tampa strip club

Three people were arrested after a man was beaten into unconsciousness near a Tampa strip club early Tuesday, police said. Bryan Kendrick, 35, of Tampa; Crystal Love Morris, 33, of Tampa, and Adrian Lamar Sims, 42, of Clearwater, each face…

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Bacon scented lottery tickets

You guys catch this? Another awesome bacon idea. Too bad Muslims can't play http://www.wmur.com/money/nh-lottery-launches-1-baconscented-scratch-ticket/30796374

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dive bars

Not only are they good for sex but i saves your wallet as well

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OT : Presidents question

Best and worst President of the U.S.A. since the end of WW2 and why in both cases?

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ever get paranoid about getting a stripper pregnant?

I do alot and clubbing localy for sex is freaking me out. I feel much better about clubing in a area wear no one knows my true identity just in case i need to fanish. Forgive me but i aint…

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Should I flag it?

Just noticed this review of "The Treasure Clib" in beautiful Asheville: "January 19, 2015 • Spent my Martin Luther Kings day with some of Asheville's finest. I google'd "Strip clubs Asheville" and it seems that this is the only bar/club around.…

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Where the Sugar Babies Are

The Atlantic, that serious magazine, contends that rising student-loan debt is driving college students to become sugar babies. Is that a bad thing? http://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2015/01/where-the-sugar-babies-are/384547/

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What Is There Left For Me To Learn?

I've been going to strip clubs regularly for four to five years now and I think I've seen them all and most of all experienced it all (except the drugs). I will never shoot junk up my brain and smoke…

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Dancers suing Houston area clubs for being treated as employees but not getting

http://www.myfoxhouston.com/story/27886925/area-topless-clubs-being-sued-by-dancers Some exotic dancers can make hundreds even thousands of dollars in a night. “That is not a payment of wage that comes from the club itself,” says attorney Galvin Kennedy. And in some cases Kennedy says the dancers must pay the club…