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Another first for me today

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Remember a month of so ago I told you about the "7" that offered the sloppy BJ for one of my t-shirts? She hasn't spoken to me until today. I was at my favorite club and taking with one of my favorites and the "7" comes over and asks me if I have a condom. I never go without one but I asked her why. She said that she needed it for VIP because the machine in the ladies room only had magnums and she doesn't like those. I did have one, a magnum, but I lied and said no. Then she asks the dancer that I was taking to.

I wasn't aware that the ladies room had a condom machine. The Men's room doesn't. I have to wonder what she dislikes about magnums. I told the dancer that I was talking to that if a dancer asks me if I have a condom it had better be for fucking me not some other dude. Well at least I now know she if CFS.

15 comments

  • ididthisonce
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    10 years ago
    Wonder what was wrong with your tee shirt that it took so long to connect again? Must've had some other stripper's glitter on it or something.

    Your post reminds me from a line in the movie "Bull Durham". "Would you rather me be fucking you and calling out someone else's name or screwing him and calling out your name?" (not an exact quote but same meaning)

    You were right to keep the condom. Hope that "7" wasn't watching when you got to use it or she might trash the tee.
  • VeryBigDawg
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    10 years ago
    Shadow, like your thinking! Half these strippers wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. So let them get their own condoms.

    ......... But think you should try the "sloppy BJ", so we can get report.
  • tobala
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    10 years ago
    You came prepared, sounds like the other guy didn't. Maybe you should have asked $20 for it since you had the only one in the room.
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
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    10 years ago
    @ tobala: Kind of reminds me of the "spongeworthy" episode on Seinfeld:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfQBKB4s…
  • tobala
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    10 years ago
    CG - LOL !
  • whodey
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    10 years ago
    Did you let the dancer you were with know you had one in case she wanted to share it with you?
  • Electronman
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    10 years ago
    I had a dancer tell me that certain condom brands (and she mentioned magnum) reacted with her body chemistry so that it caused an unpleasant odor. She said that other brands, including the Trojan that I supplied, did not cause a similar problem. If her account was accurate, I suspect that it was the lubricant rather than the condom material (both were latex) that she reacted to.
  • ididthisonce
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    10 years ago
    One past escort preferred Durex Flavored - I think it was because of her method for attaching it to erections. Put it in her mouth and damn near deep throated it on the way down.
  • JamesSD
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    10 years ago
    The lube on Trojans has a very distinct smell, which I'm not a big far of. I've fucked civvys who prefer other brands.

    But honestly if it's about making money I'm shocked she's so picky.
  • shadowcat
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    10 years ago
    She made no mention of brands or smell. Just that she didn't like magnums and wanted a standard size one. I only carry magnums. The others are damn near impossible to put on.

    Whodey - No. I knew she doesn't do FS, only BJs.
  • chandler
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    10 years ago
    Not much point in lying if all you had was the type she didn't want. It sounds like she was just playing a joke on you once again. Lol
  • shadowcat
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    10 years ago
    chandler - Not likely since I saw her go back into one of the VIP rooms and another TUSCL member that you know told me that CBJ is on her menu for $150. Obviously she doesn't like the taste of magnums. Not the first time you've been wrong about a dancer. LOL.
  • motorhead
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    10 years ago
    Shadowcat,

    Admit it -- you just started this thread to brag that regular condoms are too small for you. Lol. :)
  • shadowcat
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    10 years ago
    motorhead - Damn, You found me out. :)
  • chandler
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    10 years ago
    No, the first time was about 20 years ago, but I know I'm not wrong about her T-shirt offer, and I still suspect there's more to her asking if you had a smaller size. But, as long as we're both laughing...
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