Dirty's Topless Bar
3308 NW Grand Avenue Phoenix, AZ 85017

Went here while hoping around different...

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ChipFreedom
Mar 20, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday After Midnight

Went here while hoping around different clubs one night. I never went to the club before it was Dirty's, but I saw it on the side of the road and thought I should check it out. Entering the club I was waved and patted by security, which I never care for walking into strip clubs, but I didn't have to play cover. The club itself is definitely nice, you can tell it's brand new and cleaner than most places. The main stage is pretty large with plenty of chairs and space around it, but the rest of club feels totally tight and packed in. The bar fits in a narrow hallway with some seating across from it and next that is the private lap dance area. Both areas are cramped and odd feeling, there wasn't that many people there that night, so I couldn't imagine how bad that area could get when it's busy. As far as the dancers go, there were about 5-6 girls working, mostly stereotypical white trash AZ strippers, not too bad looking but nothing great or worth paying alot for. It took a while for one of the dancers to get around to me and asked I wanted a dance. I got one lap dance from a decently cute mixed girl, but the lap dance was honestly disappointing. Not only was it awkward and lazy, but it was overpriced for a club like this. $20 is the price for just one song, not to be cheap or picky on prices, but there are dozens of clubs around this place that give alot more for cheaper. Overall the club is decent but nothing great. I don't think I'll make this a usual stop, but it's ok club I guess, I also saw promotions near the bar that said the they have feature dancers lined up for next month. So it may not be my faviorte, but maybe with simple changes or worth it feature dancers, I might stop more often.

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