OT: Charlie Brown in another universe!
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In a brilliant place!
I was watching an old Friends episode and iT was the one where they ask what would have happened if the friends hadn't met and formed a tight knit group! Sort of "Friends in an Alternative Universe"!
That got me thinking about a brilliant question! How would the Peanuts cartoons have been if the little bird had been named Altamont instead of Woodstock?
That got me thinking about a brilliant question! How would the Peanuts cartoons have been if the little bird had been named Altamont instead of Woodstock?
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Now, if I'm going to have to think about this all day, I need more specificity. Like how would the Peanut's characters have developed? Would Snoopy have shot down the Red Baron? Would CB have given up on the football and given Lucy the kick in the face that she so obviously deserved?
Inquiring minds have a right to know!
I bet Charlie Brown would have bitch slapped Lucy and sent her out to the corner to give blowjobs for money! Yes, Charlie Brown = pimp and Lucy = hooker!
Not sure whether that is "not brilliant!" because I'm anti-pimp or "brilliant!" because it is a moving comment on man's inhumanity!
Any other thoughts?
I also suspect that Schroeder would be a heroin addict!
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Lucy would be dealing drugs from her psychiatrist booth. Peppermint Patty and Marcy would be running a dyke sports bar. Linus would be some sort of sexual predator and he'd have a series of blankets, all of them his souvenirs. Snoopy and Woodstock would be at the forefront of an inter-species love movement. Sally would be Linus's bitch, as well as a drunken, drugged-out stripper. And Charlie Brown would still be the loser of the group, a minimum-wage, dateless pathetic loser who'd sit sloppy-drunk stage-side, crying out "AGH!" whenever his sister came out on stage -- and because she was the only one who'd give him a happy lappy.
How's that for an alternate universe?
http://youtu.be/B_8-OqPo7zY
There would be groups of people insisting we say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" and lawsuits forcing Nativity scenes to be removed.
That is truly brilliant! A really twisted answer!
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