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Not Just Another Typical John Smith Sex Story

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high



She is in the bathroom getting ready. He's in bed in his underwear. She comes out completely naked. She's a good 40 lbs overweight, and the gut is kind of a turnoff. But some of the weight has gone to her breasts so that's a plus. They hang down like ears on a basset hound. You don't get tits like that in most strip clubs.

She gets in bed and immediately pulls the covers up, obscuring any possible view of her body. He saw her naked for 5 seconds, at most. He tries several times to pull the covers down but she refuses. Says she's cold. It's always something. He hasn't seen her vagina it at least six months, and then only briefly and in passing.

They kiss briefly. It lacks any fire or passion, kinda like kissing your sister. He reaches under the covers to hold one of the breasts that he can't see. She allows it but acts as if doing so is a great imposition. He takes off his underwear and she starts stroking his dick. There is no real excitement involved. It's just a required part of the ritual. She's got to get him hard so she can do her duty as quickly as superficially as possible. He moves his hand from the breast to her pussy. Another obligatory part of the rote ritual. Gotta get her at least a little bit wet so he can fit in.

A few minutes later, with the obligatory rituals having served their intended purposes, she says "come on." This means that he can get on top of her and have intercourse. In the missionary position only. No variety. No lights. As little visible nudity as possible. Get in. Get out. Get er done.

So he does. He tries to kiss her, but she turns away. Keep it simple please. Her vagina is pretty stretched out, not from dicks coming in but from kids coming out. Still, even a loose vagina can make him cum. Speaking of cumming, she does in only 3-4 minutes. She only has sex once every few weeks so she manages to cum quickly even though she shows almost no outward sign of being horny. The irgasm is muted and only vaguely noticeable.

He'd like to keep going for a while, have oral sex, change positions, talk to one another about how the sex feels, and have passion. Instead, she asks if he's about done. Yes he lies and forces himself to orgasm quickly. Then he withdraws, and she heads to the bathroom quickly as if a foreign creature has entered her body and she must expel it quickly before it spawns within her.

In total less than ten minutes has elapsed from start to finish. Sex is now over until they do it again next month.

What's your guess about this story? Is it:

1. San Jose Guy having an intimate encounter with an AMP girl.

2. John Smith having sex with the hopefully soon to be ex Mrs Smith.

3. Jerikson servicing one of her extras customers.

4. John Smith imagining what sex with his dream stripper will be like in 30 years when he's 85 and the DS is 50.

5. Something else (please specify).

30 comments

  • impala
    10 years ago
    Sounds like married life to me. Isn't this a prime reason for strip clubs!
  • rockstar666
    10 years ago
    +1 Impala: That's called 'being married'!! LOL
  • warhawks
    10 years ago

    Definately #2. Having been married for 16 years myself, I can see how scenario #2 totally fits that scene. lol.
  • impala
    10 years ago
    Or, she's a $40 hooker, you get what you pay for
  • tobala
    10 years ago
    5. Are you spying on me? Stay out of my bedroom :(
  • georgmicrodong
    10 years ago
    5. What things might have been like for Mr. and Mrs. GMD if we hadn't gotten smart.

    Except for the 40 pounds overweight part. That's *me* not her.
  • JohnSmith69
    10 years ago
    Yes of course only sex with an older wife could be that pathetic. However, I suspect that one of SJG's romantic AMP sessions would be a close second in terms of patheticness.
  • JamesSD
    10 years ago
    I've had sex with women with kids, vaginal birth, and never found them to be stretched out. The loosest vagina I ever met was in college, and I was like her 2nd or 3rd dick ever.
  • rockstar666
    10 years ago
    The two tightest woman I've had both had several children. One was super thin, the other overweight. Tight pussy can be had from any body type, The vaginal wall is a muscular, so if women use it, they stay tight. Virgins are tight from fear the first time, then loose from lack of use if they don't start fucking or masturbating...
  • seaboardrr
    10 years ago
    Guessing #2 because it def does't describe mrs sea or me. Even in another 40 years. They'll find us dead in the sex swing.
  • gawker
    10 years ago
    My ATF has had as many partners as there are grains of sand on the beach and no one's ever confused me with John Holmes, but she's athletic and we need to use lube. It's not a function of overuse or children - just general fitness and exercise.
  • JohnSmith69
    10 years ago
    seaboard, your sex stories with your wife are much harder to believe than my sex stories with the DS because yours involve a wife who is not a newlywed, and mine involve a 19 yo stripper. I'm not saying that your stories are not true. I'm just pointing out for those that doubt my veracity that your unicorn is much bigger than mine.
  • Diva1975
    10 years ago
    You are really starting to sound like a disgusting pig john smith.
  • seaboardrr
    10 years ago
    i know we're far from average. I'm not asking anyone to believe me either. Some people post amazing sex stories on here and it just make me roll my eyes remembering Penthouse Forums. You, on the other hand; have not given me any reason to doubt you. I don't know you but your general style of story telling makes me give you the benefit of the doubt and just take you at your word. You've got a DS you're having fun with. I'm happy you're having fun.
  • seaboardrr
    10 years ago
    Mrs. Seaboard here and I just had to chime in that if this is what you think married sex is you need a new wife!! STAT!!! Oh and JohnSmith69 there is nothing made up about our sex life. I like to suck it fuck it and take it anyway we can try. We are very lucky I know ;-) sex as a married couple should be all about exploring what each person desires and that is what makes your love stronger. Our sex life is better now than it has ever been. I also can bet I'm much more adventuresome than any 19 year old DS.
  • JohnSmith69
    10 years ago
    Mrs S, more adventuresome than my DS? I'll believe that when you guys share stories with details to prove it. In the meantime Mr S is an extraordinarily lucky man.
  • seaboardrr
    10 years ago
    Note to self: stop sharing passwords with my wife...lol
  • GACA
    10 years ago
    Why am I pictures Green Room or goes right now?
  • GACA
    10 years ago
    Why am I picturing Green Room orgies right now?
  • GACA
    10 years ago
    Why am I picturing Green Room orgies right now?
  • seaboardrr
    10 years ago
    Green room orgies? Neither of us get that reference. Please enlighten us.

    JS69, nah; details of our personal sex life are not for public perusal. I post sorta general descriptions of our SC antics and when we ever get some OTC action going we'll most likely post about it but I can't promise we'll delve into quite the titillating narrative everyone else does. Mrs sea reads here daily too so you never know. Someone might call BS if I post a story and there is no telling what could come out of her mouth. When I refreshed and saw what she posted I just looked over at her and said "I can't believe you just said you suck it, fuck it and take it anyway we can think of". After all, she proof reads some of my posts about our SC antics to make sure I don't post too much detail. You never know with that woman.

    Just keep treating your DS right and keep having fun together. Hopefully she'll keep treating you right as well.
  • PhantomGeek
    10 years ago
    I wonder if GACA might mean Green Door orgies. It's a sex club for swingers in Vegas; there was also a porn with Marilyn Chambers by that name (or something similar).
  • PhantomGeek
    10 years ago
    And I'm voting for both 2 and 4.
  • RandomMember
    8 years ago
    The thread on marriage made think back to this TUSCL classic.
  • chessmaster
    8 years ago
    Lol. I never saw this one.
  • NinaBambina
    8 years ago
    Obviously 2.
  • NinaBambina
    8 years ago
    Is this a cry for help?
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    5. Marriage is so horrible that usually this is about the best it ever is.

    SJG
  • JamesSD
    8 years ago
    Hey, I agree with myself a year later!
  • JamesSD
    8 years ago
    Is Diva still locked up? I'd forgotten how much she disliked JS69
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