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Not Just Another Typical John Smith Sex Story

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

She is in the bathroom getting ready. He's in bed in his underwear. She comes out completely naked. She's a good 40 lbs overweight, and the gut is kind of a turnoff. But some of the weight has gone to her breasts so that's a plus. They hang down like ears on a basset hound. You don't get tits like that in most strip clubs.

She gets in bed and immediately pulls the covers up, obscuring any possible view of her body. He saw her naked for 5 seconds, at most. He tries several times to pull the covers down but she refuses. Says she's cold. It's always something. He hasn't seen her vagina it at least six months, and then only briefly and in passing.

They kiss briefly. It lacks any fire or passion, kinda like kissing your sister. He reaches under the covers to hold one of the breasts that he can't see. She allows it but acts as if doing so is a great imposition. He takes off his underwear and she starts stroking his dick. There is no real excitement involved. It's just a required part of the ritual. She's got to get him hard so she can do her duty as quickly as superficially as possible. He moves his hand from the breast to her pussy. Another obligatory part of the rote ritual. Gotta get her at least a little bit wet so he can fit in.

A few minutes later, with the obligatory rituals having served their intended purposes, she says "come on." This means that he can get on top of her and have intercourse. In the missionary position only. No variety. No lights. As little visible nudity as possible. Get in. Get out. Get er done.

So he does. He tries to kiss her, but she turns away. Keep it simple please. Her vagina is pretty stretched out, not from dicks coming in but from kids coming out. Still, even a loose vagina can make him cum. Speaking of cumming, she does in only 3-4 minutes. She only has sex once every few weeks so she manages to cum quickly even though she shows almost no outward sign of being horny. The irgasm is muted and only vaguely noticeable.

He'd like to keep going for a while, have oral sex, change positions, talk to one another about how the sex feels, and have passion. Instead, she asks if he's about done. Yes he lies and forces himself to orgasm quickly. Then he withdraws, and she heads to the bathroom quickly as if a foreign creature has entered her body and she must expel it quickly before it spawns within her.

In total less than ten minutes has elapsed from start to finish. Sex is now over until they do it again next month.

What's your guess about this story? Is it:

1. San Jose Guy having an intimate encounter with an AMP girl.

2. John Smith having sex with the hopefully soon to be ex Mrs Smith.

3. Jerikson servicing one of her extras customers.

4. John Smith imagining what sex with his dream stripper will be like in 30 years when he's 85 and the DS is 50.

5. Something else (please specify).