As an actual lion that recently acquired a laptop from a stupid fat American tourist on safari I have been learning how to use your human internet. I came across this site and discovered a debate among the clueless regarding a "system" to score strippers. I think my skills as a lion will transfer over quite nicely.
What I do when I see a herd of gazelle is I put on my best suit to put all of the gazelle at ease. If there is a bouncer associated with that particular herd of gazelle I am sure to grease him with a little money. I have plenty from all of the tourists on safari that I eat. This system allows me to identify the young female gazelles with drug problems and daddy issues. They are the best!
I think this should help you strip club hounds.
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last commentAint no such thang as a drug problem!
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Shit!
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Original post is 2015.
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I like the cut of the OP’s jib. You hairless apes should listen to that guy. Wait... that’s me. Well, you apes should DEFINITELY listen.
ROAR!!!
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Class is in session and I am ready with pencil and note pad.
Smart talk
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Words to live by. A true predator knows how to find its prey, and this Rick provides important insight.
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@Lil_Baller you should change your nickname to Lil_Bumper.
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The main system is just not to buy dances. Rather you pick the girl and approach, and get a front room makeout session going. From there, back room, to waking up with her in the mornings.
The System is worth understanding, because though it misses much, at least it is not based on buy dances.
SJG
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If the young gazelles are being eaten while they are high on heroin, do you feel the opoid effects while munching on them too?
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Smart talk
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