Advice for the clueless!
rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
As an actual lion that recently acquired a laptop from a stupid fat American tourist on safari I have been learning how to use your human internet. I came across this site and discovered a debate among the clueless regarding a "system" to score strippers. I think my skills as a lion will transfer over quite nicely.
What I do when I see a herd of gazelle is I put on my best suit to put all of the gazelle at ease. If there is a bouncer associated with that particular herd of gazelle I am sure to grease him with a little money. I have plenty from all of the tourists on safari that I eat. This system allows me to identify the young female gazelles with drug problems and daddy issues. They are the best!
I think this should help you strip club hounds.
What I do when I see a herd of gazelle is I put on my best suit to put all of the gazelle at ease. If there is a bouncer associated with that particular herd of gazelle I am sure to grease him with a little money. I have plenty from all of the tourists on safari that I eat. This system allows me to identify the young female gazelles with drug problems and daddy issues. They are the best!
I think this should help you strip club hounds.
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Divide and conquer.
The young and the old are the easiest. Leave the 27 to 35 year olds to the other PL's in the club.
Always make sure your white polyester suit and white shoes are clean and pressed. It distracts the young and with the disco ball lights bouncing off it, blinds the old strippers.
Always be sure to gorge yourself too. You never know when the next meal will come along. It might be weeks or months. So prowl with a purpose. lol. It's a jungle out there in stripper land.
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Mr lionking. That is some heavy duty shit there