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Barbie

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I will never dance with a dancer named Barbie again.

http://dailym.ai/1B4nljf

11 comments

  • Corvus
    10 years ago
    So I assume DSs name is not Barbie?

    Yea, that lady has a serious problem. Wonder how she finances all that surgery.
  • whodey
    10 years ago
    I thought you had to pass a basic mental health evaluation before having plastic surgery? Whoever said she was mentally healthy enough to back under the knife at this point should have their license revoked.
  • sharkhunter
    10 years ago
    That's too big in my opinion.
  • shadowcat
    10 years ago
    This gal is a lousy fake. Here is the real live Russian Barbie.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl…
  • PhantomGeek
    10 years ago
    Shit, neither one of them are in the least bit attractive. And you can't tell me that the American woman doesn't get some sort of high going under the knife; she has a serious addiction to surgery, as well as some major body image problems. Course, at least she's trying to look like some form of human being. There's a woman in New York who's rumored to have spent about $4 million in plastic surgery -- so she could look more like a cat!

    http://www.ask.com/wiki/Jocelyn_Wildenst…
  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    I knew a dancer that her act was to come out dressed in a pink dress and dance to this song

    http://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A

    Aargh. I'd rather hear rap.
  • DandyDan
    10 years ago
    One of my old faves was a girl named Barbie. Actually, she used a last name, which is for me and me alone to know. Anyway, she was absolutely the best dancer in her club up to the day she quit dancing. But she didn't have much resemblance to Ken's Barbie. Before that, I knew a Latina who went by Barbie. She looked nothing at all like Barbie.
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    I went to school with a Barbie. She looked nothing like Ken's Barbie. Everyone called her BJ
  • AnonymousJim
    10 years ago
    Two of the girls I'd put in my all-time Top 10 went by Barbie.

    Oddly enough, one was a brunette. I think they gave her the name because she seemed to be more innocent than the average dancer. Was trying to follow the Flashdance path. Was classically trained in ballet. Great dancer, no tats, tremendous shape, seemed "clean," but could occasionally be seen at the bar with the distant, "This is not how I thought my life would go when I graduated from suburban high school after being poms captain" look on her face. I don't remember seeing her there for more than six months.

    As for this girl ... yeah, a little too big. The girl on the left in this picture -- http://img295.imagevenue.com/img.php?ima… -- is my upper limit on size. Picture doesn't do her justice, either. I've gotten dances from both the girl on the right and the girl on the left and the girl on the right is a healthy D. (To give you a frame of reference, I've seen pictures of the girl on the right with Lisa Ann, and they're about the same size chest-wise.)
  • sharkhunter
    10 years ago
    I once had a favorite who I discovered wanted to keep getting bigger and bigger implants and then eventually become a feature entertainer touring the country. I tried to mention to her bigger doesn't always look better beyond a natural size. She went ahead with additional surgery and I was still friendly with her testing dances but she did not look as good to me as before. Then she got pregnant and her boyfriend left her. I was surprised when she wanted me to be her new boyfriend but I had been hunting for a new job and told her goodbye as well a matter of a few months later. Things change and her surgery was for nothing. surgery just to keep getting bigger and bigger isn't a good choice unless it enhances beauty in my opinion.
  • sharkhunter
    10 years ago
    somehow autocorrect changed getting dances to testing dances.
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