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rickdugan should stop going to strip clubs

Instead, he should be a candystriper at an addiction rehab clinic. He can sneak in booze and drugs, and wave them in the faces of chicks in withdrawal, until they "oblige" him.

Your welcome, Rick.

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Dougster

A brand new System? That RickyBoy is always innovating and pushing the envelope. What a brilliant mind for exploitation!

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crazyjoe

Good call ibbaicnl

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Mate27

Awesome. Much cheaper I bet, too.

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4got2wipe

Brilliant idea! All he has to do is get rid of that pesky soul! According to Buffy the Vampire Slayer you can lose your soul through a vampire bite!

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4got2wipe

rickdugan apparently has me, Dougster, and Meat72 on ignore so maybe ibbaicci should tell him to try to get bitten by a vampire and implement this new system!

It'll be brilliant!

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ilbbaicnl

4got, I think rick's soul can only stand being inside him for 6 hours a day. It spends the other 18 hours soaking in bleach, during which time he does his conscience-free addict vulturing.

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jester214

ilbbaicnl is a wannabe dugly?

I wasn't aware.

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ilbbaicnl

I would not foolhardedly challenge the inimitability of Dougster.

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