Castrated Freak Who Can't Deal With Women IRW

"But if I read one more story about falling in love with a whore, or from ball-less freaks who can't deal with women in the real world and need strippers to boost their confidence, I'm gonna puke in my mouth"

Hi. I was a ball-less freak who couldn't deal with women in the real world. I was a long sufferer of eugynmamelglutophobia (fear of beautiful women with great tuts and ass). I went to therapist after therapist who all said the only treatment was a testicles transplant. But I couldn't afford the surgery. They told me an ugly alternative was to practice talking to pretty women and getting reject, but this approach was highly controversial and not recommended, as some of the psychological damage could have unforseen consequences.

Lost, I decided I needed to make more money I turned to prostitution of sorts and became an "ass kisser". Im ashamed to have to admit I kissed a lot of people's asses. Old, young, male, female, gay, straight, and many many different races. If your were walking in my same direction I was probably kissing your ass. Obviously the emotional strain of this type of work started to wear on me, but the money started coming in with every promotion. I wanted to quit but the money was just to good. So I started drinking at places where women were so down trodden they didn't have clithes to wear . These women were really nice to me and they had such hard lives most of them I decided to help them out with the dirty filthy money I made by kissing ass.
This simple act of charity made me feel better inside. So I knew as long as I was going to be an ass kisser I was going to something good for others.

I am still a ball-less ass kisser. But there are a lot of women with no clothes on who would call me a saint.

Thank you for listening.