Have you ever left a strip club, gone home and gone to sleep and had weird dream

Mar 15, 2015, 7:58 AM

I dreamed I was in the corner of a strip club in a regular lap dance room and 4 dancers were having sex with me taking turns. 3 were blocking the view at all times and they were taking shifts about every 5 minutes.

That's almost as weird as dreaming about some girls playing pussy roulette. Some music would play and a girl would hop on and fuck and then the girls would switch on the next song. Whenever the guy blew a load, the girl was out. There were a bunch of girls. Maybe someone is putting something in my food. Of course anyone who dreams about being on alien planets and travels into alternate realities in their dreams must have a good imagination. It just seems so real. You guys ever had weird dreams like that?

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jackslash10 years ago

I dreamed last night that I was at a stripper's apartment. She was a young, thin girl with long brown hair, but no one I've ever seen in real life. We were about to get it on when a bunch of her friends in their 20's showed up and started drinking and dancing. I did not get sex, which seems unfair because it was my dream.

I often dream about strippers and strip clubs. I can't imagine why.

shailynn10 years ago

I hate when things don't go my way in my dreams, that's too much like real life. I thought dreams were supposed to be good?

PhantomGeek10 years ago

About a month ago, I dreamed of doing a small, slender woman doggy-style. She had long, blonde braids and I was enjoying pulling on them, much like the reins of a horse, which is something I had never even thought about doing before. I don't remember seeing her face, but I do remember enjoying the ride.

The next day, one of my co-workers came in, a smaller, slender woman. She had dyed her hair that same blonde and had it done up in braids. When she was getting ready to show me those braids, she didn't just unzip her jacket quickly, like most normal people would, but it seemed a helluva lot slower, more stripper fashion. Might've just been my wishful imagination, too.

I really felt like heading off to the bathroom and banging my head against the wall.

ilbbaicnl10 years ago

I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie And that I was the star of the movie This really blew my mind The fact that me - An overfed, long-haired, leaping gnome - Should be the star of a Hollywood movie

But there I was I was taken to a place: The Hall of the Mountain King I stood high up on a mountaintop Naked to the world In front of Every kind of girl There was long ones, tall ones, short ones, brown ones Black ones, round ones, big ones Crazy ones

Out of the middle Came a lady She whispered in my ear Something crazy She said:

Spill the wine, dig that girl Spill the wine, take that pearl

I thought to myself What could that mean? Am I going crazy Or is this just a dream? Now wait a minute - I know I'm lying in a field of grass somewhere So it's all in my head And then I heard her say ...one more time:

Spill the wine take that pearl

I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back As she disappeared But soon she returned In her hand was a bottle of wine In the other, a glass She poured some of the wine from the bottle into the glass And raised it to her lips And just before she drunk it She said:

Take the wine, take that pearl Spill the wine, take that pearl