The funniest lap dance

3/15/2015 10:01:19 PM

This was a new one to me at the club I just left. A midget grabs a dancer and heads back to the lap dance area at Mons Venus. She is really tall to begin with, plus of course the stripper shoes. She is easily twice his height, if not more. The top of his head doesn't even reach the bottom of her belly button.

Soon afterwards, I take a girl back for lap dances and she chooses a spot on the couch right next to the midget. I tried hard not to watch, but it was difficult. It looked exactly like I imagine it would for a nine-year-old boy to get a lap dance. His feet were a full 12 inches from even reaching the floor. The girl worked hard, but it was difficult because there wasn't that much guy to rub against. On the plus side, they were never face-to-face and there was always a key part of her anatomy in front of his face.

I think this probably qualified as the funniest lap dance I've ever seen. The bathroom troll and I had a good time laughing about it. What's the funniest dance you've seen?

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shadowcat

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10 years ago

There used to be a midget that hung out at a club I used to frequent. One day I saw him get up out of his chair to go some where and with out looking ran right into some other customers crotch. I couldn't help but laugh.

I saw a guy so fat that he needed crutches to walk. A dancer that I knew took him to the lap dance room for some dances. The guy really didn't have a lap. Later I asked her if his dick was as big as the ret of him and she replied "I don't know. I couldn't find it".

AnonymousJim

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10 years ago

I will have to admit, I can't remember anything I think would qualify as "funny" in the lapdance room, though I can't help but think the midget thing might have earned a chuckle just for the unusualness of it all.

Did once see a kid that looked like he had some sort of muscle issue (think Stephen Hawking) getting a dance in his wheelchair. Kid and whoever he was there with (looked like a Dad and a brother) all looked happy as could be. It was one of those moments that makes you wonder why everyone looks down on clubs & strippers as something bad.

ididthisonce

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10 years ago

I remember an escort that was chewing gum (not cum) as she was giving a guy a BJ. Gum fell out of her mouth and got stuck in the guy's pubic hair. He was married. Wonder how he explained that one when he got home?

rockstar666

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10 years ago

I've told this before...

One time with my ATF there's a stripper doing the worst fake orgasm sounds I've ever heard. It was killing our mood, so my girl says, "Oh I can do way better" and starts masturbating herself and being quite vocal. She finally cums and there's scattered applause and snickering. Didn't hear a thing from the booth next door though!

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