The funniest lap dance
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
This was a new one to me at the club I just left. A midget grabs a dancer and heads back to the lap dance area at Mons Venus. She is really tall to begin with, plus of course the stripper shoes. She is easily twice his height, if not more. The top of his head doesn't even reach the bottom of her belly button.
Soon afterwards, I take a girl back for lap dances and she chooses a spot on the couch right next to the midget. I tried hard not to watch, but it was difficult. It looked exactly like I imagine it would for a nine-year-old boy to get a lap dance. His feet were a full 12 inches from even reaching the floor. The girl worked hard, but it was difficult because there wasn't that much guy to rub against. On the plus side, they were never face-to-face and there was always a key part of her anatomy in front of his face.
I think this probably qualified as the funniest lap dance I've ever seen. The bathroom troll and I had a good time laughing about it. What's the funniest dance you've seen?
Soon afterwards, I take a girl back for lap dances and she chooses a spot on the couch right next to the midget. I tried hard not to watch, but it was difficult. It looked exactly like I imagine it would for a nine-year-old boy to get a lap dance. His feet were a full 12 inches from even reaching the floor. The girl worked hard, but it was difficult because there wasn't that much guy to rub against. On the plus side, they were never face-to-face and there was always a key part of her anatomy in front of his face.
I think this probably qualified as the funniest lap dance I've ever seen. The bathroom troll and I had a good time laughing about it. What's the funniest dance you've seen?
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I saw a guy so fat that he needed crutches to walk. A dancer that I knew took him to the lap dance room for some dances. The guy really didn't have a lap. Later I asked her if his dick was as big as the ret of him and she replied "I don't know. I couldn't find it".
Did once see a kid that looked like he had some sort of muscle issue (think Stephen Hawking) getting a dance in his wheelchair. Kid and whoever he was there with (looked like a Dad and a brother) all looked happy as could be. It was one of those moments that makes you wonder why everyone looks down on clubs & strippers as something bad.
One time with my ATF there's a stripper doing the worst fake orgasm sounds I've ever heard. It was killing our mood, so my girl says, "Oh I can do way better" and starts masturbating herself and being quite vocal. She finally cums and there's scattered applause and snickering. Didn't hear a thing from the booth next door though!