This used to be one of...

This used to be one of my go to places if I was looking for a semi good time on the cheap. The dancers were never anything to write home about but there were solid dances, lots of contact, no pasties, and cheap drinks until like 8 or 9pm.

After having not gone in a few months I went back. Had some time to kill and not much cash so I figured Lido would be perfect. Boy have they changed. Walked in, took like 5 minutes for the bartender to get off her phone and come over. There were 2 dancers there at the time and about 5 guys. One of the dancers was a 2, the other was a solid 5 or 6. As the hour I spent there went on more girls started showing up.

The dances were terrible. They were air dances, no touching (after 2 or 3 dances with the same girl she let me touch a little, but barely. All the dancers had pasties as well. It just wasn't fun. So this girl was fun but not hot, she put in as much effort as she was presumably allowed. When it was her turn on stage a super hot dancer walked out from back. So I grabbed her for a dance. The fact that she was hot didn't even matter. She was clueless. She was high, or disabled or something. She moved so slow, looked like she had no idea where she was, and asked me my name 3 times. The "dance" was her standing there and moving her hips a little.