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Making DS very happy

Try this JS69. DS will be very happy with you https://youtu.be/pxBHCyXruXM

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OT: Kentucky Derby

Why am sitting inside on a nice sunny day with the pre-Kentucky Derby on? I don't know a thing about horse racing. I don't know the horses.

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Offtopic, Do any of you play online only pc games?

I have Diablo 3 and haven't played it in weeks. Online only I find very aggravating at times. I thought I was going to get to play it a little. Taking almost an hour to download and…

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Stand By Me

One of the most played songs of the 20th century.....RIP Ben E, King

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Strip club gangs

I got a PM from a TUSCL buddy that visited the Columbia Platinum Plus this past week. As if things weren't bad enough he reported that half a dozen girls were given 90 day suspensions for intimidating the other…

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Club Topic owner wants to replace strip club with senior housing

http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20150501/news/150509897 "The owner of Club Topic says he wants to do away with the seediness of East International Speedway Boulevard and replace his strip club with an apartment building for senior citizens." I have a better idea. Build a combination…

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Avengers Assemble

Alas, I did not go last night because I thought it was likely to be a mob scene, but I thought I'd share some coo-el Elizabeth Olsen images: http://moviepilot.com/posts/2015/04/27/scarlet-witch-loves-getting-naked-says-elizabeth-olsen-2890282 I bet that nobody has let loose with a groovy WEEEEE-YAWWWW in a…

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Rating strippers

I think it would be good if everybody started rating the strippers at the clubs. You could put there name and number next to it. If you don't know the dancer, it's like a box of chocolates. You never know…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

I have been here a few...

I have been here a few times. It always start the same. Sophie -- the lovely and somewhat aggressive Ukrainian spies me from across the bar, ditches her current patron and sits down…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This might be the most famous...

This might be the most famous club in the united states, and I suppose for good reason. Almost anytime you go there will be more then enough dancers to have a good selection. However lots…

Southern X-Posure

Morgantown, West Virginia

Went for a bachelor party. All...

Went for a bachelor party. All the girls were attractive and their was a good variety of different shapes and sizes. Loud hip-hop music played over the speakers which set the tone for the dancers. Dancers were…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

I've been to Fuegos a few...

I've been to Fuegos a few times, but this was my first time going on a Tuesday. Going on a weekday was a different experience. Usually on Fridays and Saturdays the girls make no effort…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

What can be said that hasn't...

What can be said that hasn't been said about Vic's. I Love this place I Always have a great time here . This is my second time coming here in about a year. Well I…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

I always have a great time...

I always have a great time at this club. The decor of the club is not the best in Lexington but the value of your dollar is as good as it gets. They…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

I had never been here before....

I had never been here before. I had the afternoon off between customer visits, and thought I should see some of the sights. This was exactly the right place to come. I…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Very classy atmosphere and great looking...

Very classy atmosphere and great looking ladies. Mainly white girls. Seems to attract a bit more upscale clientele. There are two kinds of ladies: the dancers and the waitresses. Apparently the waitresses only serve food and…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Jimmy's is my preferred spot in...

Jimmy's is my preferred spot in the Huntsville area...I like my clubs to be a little seedy but not bottom of the barrel. I prefer decent-looking women who will get nasty in a dance to…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

I love this strip club! Cover...

I love this strip club! Cover was $10 on a Friday night. The club is huge! There's a stage in the middle that's awkward for tipping because its so high and there's no seating. But…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I went here a small while...

I went here a small while ago. I've always heard good things about this club. Some of my buddies told me the girls were HOT some said the girls hustled the hell out of you.…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

So I'm in LA for some...

So I'm in LA for some work business. I had a few hours free time Friday night, so I decided to check a couple clubs out. I had heard from people that Sam's Hofbrau is…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

I walked to Rhino from Sam's...

I walked to Rhino from Sam's Hofrbau. There was a homeless druggie hanging out close to the parking lot at Spearmint. That was a little weird lol. The cover was wait for it, wait for…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I guess the good thing about...

I guess the good thing about OG is that it never changes. Pulled a allnighter at SLS and had an earlier flight out . Decided to hit OG before returning the rental car. About 6…

The Office

Miami, Florida

Ok this club dancer wise is...

Ok this club dancer wise is alittle more my speed... i walked into the office on friday around 630pm club was already packed .. but able to get a seat . They had happy hour…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Crystal is the new hottie at...

Crystal is the new hottie at Carnival. Thin build, nice titties, small ass, brown hair. She is not as outgoing as Jade, but very similar body type, hot. Tried to get her to go for…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

OK; so this has become my...

OK; so this has become my go-to club whenever in the Dallas area. Per my previous review, I was smitten by ex-highschool-teacher Alisha, so just had to start my private dance proceedings with her.…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

I'm an avid strip club goer,...

I'm an avid strip club goer, but it has been a long, long time since I've been to this club. Last night reminded me why. You walk in. On your right, five feet from the entrance,…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

First time here, its...

First time here, its way out of the area for me but was traveling thru, I arrived at 3:30 or so and discovered the place does not open to 4 PM,…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Got off work and wanted to...

Got off work and wanted to try something new, so I decided to stop In at Vanity. On the outside it is just a big white windowless building with a black awning, and two…

Vixen

Ridgewood, New York

Vixen is a strange club. the...

Vixen is a strange club. the lay out of the club has potentials. but the customer base is not that great, Girls are nice, drinks are AVG. the place only open at night. and…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

If you're looking for a low-key...

If you're looking for a low-key place to hang out, make some fun conversation and watch naked women, this your place. Lap dances are $30 and are not full nude. Stage dances are…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Very nice and upscale inside. Well...

Very nice and upscale inside. Well lit too, especially for a SC. Prices are a little higher than other providence strip clubs but nothing too crazy. 30/40 for toppless/nude lapdance. Right in line with what…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Came here after hitting the office...

Came here after hitting the office since its right up the street . Got in about 9ish place was semi packed with alot and i mean alot of dancers .. most of the dancers are…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

On business in Delaware County, just...

On business in Delaware County, just south of the Philly airport last Wed. Hmmm, do I drive all the way to PL in Burlco or just hit one or two of the closer clubs…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Great time! Was never too...

Great time! Was never too thrilled with the reviews mentioning mostly Russians - although some are very beautiful, most are cold. I was proven wrong last night, in what turned out to be…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

So I met up with TUSCLers...

So I met up with TUSCLers Johnsmith69 and Greyfox. Both of them were good guys to talk to. We spent a few hours sharing stories and chasing strippers lol. As been said before, Club Rouge is…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Headed to Country Rock Cabaret around...

Headed to Country Rock Cabaret around midnight last Saturday to see how things were going after the makeover. Security greeted me just outside the door and food was being grilled in the parking lot. Club…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Rolling into Club 390, exiting from...

Rolling into Club 390, exiting from the Party Bus with the Birthday Boy in tow. We wanted to be comfortable, sit together and have access to a variety of dancers. Greeted at the door…

Columbia Strip

Portland, Oregon

A couple of changes in recent...

A couple of changes in recent months... Lottery machines are gone. In their place are a couple of private dance booths. They've moved the PD booths from the corner near the door…

Pasty's

Seattle, Washington

Went on a Thursday at 11pm....

Went on a Thursday at 11pm. From other reviews, I gather this is a new place, and it seems that way. There was no bouncer/doorman, had to go to (only) bartender to pay…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

I enjoy coming to the Lumberyard...

I enjoy coming to the Lumberyard quite a bit. I believe within the Des Moines area, it is the best club. Tuesday's are two for one dances which can be a good deal…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

I hadn't been at a club...

I hadn't been at a club in nearly 4 months and not at Coliseum in almost 6 months, so I stopped in on a Tuesday and then that Thursday, mostly because I could not believe…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Was staying outside of Baltimore and...

Was staying outside of Baltimore and decided to try this place, mostly because I didn't want to deal with parking in the city. It's a nice establishment, clean club, with a decent food menu…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Have stopped in a couple times...

Have stopped in a couple times in the past 1-2 months. There are some new faces in rotation, mostly latin but not all. Some older latinas who are getting past their prime but will still…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

There have been some significant changes...

There have been some significant changes to the lap dance area since my last visit, now three sections, first section, open bench basically looks like it could seat 3 guys, dances are…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I always go sit by the...

I always go sit by the stage a soon as I get there, it helps the eyes adjust to the darkness and lets you enjoy the babes on stage before you pick the one you…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is a review for a...

This is a review for a couple of visits over the past few months. I've visited on Friday evening and Sunday evening. This is a real neighborhood bar which also has dancers.…

La Zona Rosa

Dallas, Texas

Showed up at this place late...

Showed up at this place late into the evening after most bars in Dallas had closed. I went into the front door and paid the $20 cover. After a pat down, I…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

This is from about a week...

This is from about a week ago. The key point is that Alan no longer owns the club; now it has reverted back to the previous owner. Managers are the same (Nicole etc.), although I…

Elite D'Pelufo

San José, Costa Rica

Made a spontaneous trip here after...

Made a spontaneous trip here after noticing the club while riding in a cab. I read that this place is by the airport...it must've moved. I arrived at the club early, around 10:30pm. Paid…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Made the trek down to Kokomo...

Made the trek down to Kokomo on Friday, about 630. That's my usual formula, as I can see some of the daytime dancers before they leave, then concentrate on the night shift. Two things really…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

OMG as Papi_Chulo complains about the...

OMG as Papi_Chulo complains about the DJ talking all during the songs I wanted to shot this DJ. He just wouldn't STFU. I couldn't take him anymore and left after my one beer. Between the…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

The pleasure dome has 3 stages....

The pleasure dome has 3 stages. 2 of the stages are in the main room, a long main stage with a shinny metal pole and a small circular stage with a clear pole that…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Visited the club on a Tuesday...

Visited the club on a Tuesday afternoon. About 12 dancers and maybe 10 -15 customers present. Most of the dancers and most of the customer were sitting at one table, so safe…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Went on a Saturday night and...

Went on a Saturday night and hooked up with one of the hottest dancers in the club. Jessie was her name about 5'5 olive color skin long brown hair with a perfect round ass and…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Club was dead for my Wednesday...

Club was dead for my Wednesday night visit. Club is very large and run down. Most dancers past their prime with all ethnic groups represented. Watched 3 -4 girls dance…

Dandy Dan's

Denver, Colorado

Club is not in the best...

Club is not in the best part of town. Parking lot was fairly full so I was optimistic. I walk in and get wanded and then they ask for my driver's license, which…

Jaguar's

Lubbock, Texas

Headed to jaguars on a monday...

Headed to jaguars on a monday night, it is supposed to be 10$ table dances all night long more on that later. Got there around 10 pm and it was very slow probably 12 customers…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Read the reviews for several Denver...

Read the reviews for several Denver clubs and noted that lap dances were $30-$40 at several clubs. I was in search for something more economical so I ended up here. This is…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

So I've actually been there twice...

So I've actually been there twice since my last visit. Both on Saturdays (unsuccessfully hoping to reconnect with Cali) but both times I had wonderful times with Honey. The first time, she was the second…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Been reading the reviews on the...

Been reading the reviews on the HiLiter on TUSCL for several years. Finally got the chance to check it out during a 4 day conference that I attended in Phoenix.…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

After bagging out of fighting traffic...

After bagging out of fighting traffic to/from Delaware County for Club Risque Bristol it became a decision of Cheerleaders vs. Delilah's or both. My most recent visits to Cheerleaders have been a mixed bag…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I don't head to Mardi Gras...

I don't head to Mardi Gras on a regular basis, but usually end up stopping there when I have a business dinner in the area. The club can be hit or miss.…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Interesting, this review will be along...

Interesting, this review will be along the same theme as the last 3 - 4 reviews posted. I visited the club on a Saturday afternoon in March. To my surprise, 3 of…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I visited BSC two weeks ago...

I visited BSC two weeks ago for the first time in quite a while. Nothing gets old at the BSC. I was pleasantly surprised by how hot the dancers were, even hotter than I remembered.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I usually go to a club...

I usually go to a club for some stress relief. This is the only club I've encountered that is stressful to visit. The club is filled with aggressive girls trying to separate…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

No cover at time of my...

No cover at time of my arrival. Quick service by the bartender who wasn't particularly chatty. One girl rotation, I believe they were doing 3 songs each and then circulate around the inside of the…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Buddy grabbed a good price on...

Buddy grabbed a good price on a room last minute (Not quite as packed as you thought aye MGM?) and three of us decided to drive to Vegas Friday morning to soak up the fight…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I came here at 9:30 PM...

I came here at 9:30 PM on a Friday. This place has the most beautiful white girls in the United States. So breathtakingly beautiful. Friday nights are the night when they come…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

(This review is for March 13th,...

(This review is for March 13th, but I had reviewed the club too recently so I waited to post it) Took a (female) friend here for a Friday night having had a pretty good experience in…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Wacko's has been around for a...

Wacko's has been around for a long time in Jacksonville, it's off Emerson near other clubs as well as parlors and street walker options. It's a bikini bar so no nudity but you do get…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

It was a slow saturday night...

It was a slow saturday night because I guess a lot of stuff going on. Beers are cheap, 3$ a pop, very small bar, did not see vip but heard it was like 20$.…

Evolution Gentlemens Club

Portage Lakes, Ohio

Nice setup of a club. ...

Nice setup of a club. What separates this club from others in Akron: food, wifi, and pay per view fights. For me thats great as I'm typing this on my laptop while I'm…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Wise Guys has been a really...

Wise Guys has been a really hot club - and has been a dud - through the years. The new day bartender is Lexi. Lexi used to be a dancer, but is now an awesome…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Back to the old haunt. Last...

Back to the old haunt. Last visit was over a month ago so I was surprised at the number of new dancers (many 8's, 9's). Arrived around 10PM, $12 cover, and the place quickly filled…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Second visit to the rhino on...

Second visit to the rhino on a trip a couple months back. Staying at the MGM called for a pickup about 10:30 and a stretch limo came buy in about 15 minutes even though I…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Went on a lazy saturday evening...

Went on a lazy saturday evening and wanted to check out this place. This place is very close to freeway and surrounded by car dealers. Parking is breeze. There was no cover on that evening,…

Burke and Hare

Edinburgh, Scotland

Hard day at work and no...

Hard day at work and no wife at home so popped in for a few dances. More girls than punters so they were on to me quick. Had 4 dances....all good even the flat chested…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited the good ole Blue Moon...

Visited the good ole Blue Moon on a Saturday evening a couple weeks ago. Debated whether to make the drive from my house (about 40 min) after my last Saturday night experience wasn't good…

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Lack of privacy in the VIP room

I have pursued this hobby for 20+ years but am still sometimes surprised by strip clubs and the delightful yet exasperating chicks that work in them. I took a day off yesterday and went to my new favorite club…

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Calibration : Rachel Elleman

OK for the guys that have seen her pic, how would you rate from 1-10

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Here we go...the future is now...

Wonder what it would look like in a thong and high heels.... lol. https://www.yahoo.com/news/video/humanoid-robot-unveiled-beijing-conference-210332113.html

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This review reads more like a marketing ad than the experience of a custy

From a recent review of “Vanity Grand” in Philly: ##################### Last Wednesday evening, I had the pleasure of receiving a tour of the all-new Vanity Grand Cabaret. Located at the former Christine’s Cabaret, Vanity Grand is a completely renovated, state-of-the-art gentlemen’s club…

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The Finger

Yesterday I was sitting at a table in the club, drinking beer and waiting for a fav. A dancer I didn't know came up to me and asked if I wanted company. I politely told her, "No, I'm…

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PL PSA

3 new articles posted. Have not read them so IDK if they are any good.

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Can you get into DATY when her vagina is full of piercings?

I hate piercings much worse than tattoos but there are some strippers that are just so hot that I overlook nipple piercings and just jump in knowing that I might chip a tooth but so far I have not been…

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OT: Do we need affirmative action in the NFL ?

For the first round of the 2015 NFL draft; out of the top 32 players picked: black: 29 white: 2 (Mariota; Scherff) Samoan: 1 (Sheldon)

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Rachel Ellman

I work at concepts in Covington Ky. you can see my pics @bangme.net under not_flawless. :-)

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Spent much of the evening in jail

I met ranukam last night. Also greyfox. Nice guys. You should meet up with them if you're ever in Portland. I think I convinced greyfox to start reading all of SJG's posts and provide us all with…

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San Antonio robberies

SAN ANTONIO - A pair of armed robberies on the near Northwest Side are believed to be connected, San Antonio police say. Police said a man was robbed at gunpoint outside Sugar's Strip club in the 2700 block of NW Loop…

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OT: humanity litters innermost planet, refuses to conduct clean-up effort!

Joking aside, the MESSENGER mission to Mercury just ended! :( www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/30/messenger-crashes-mercury_n_7184510.html Brilliant stuff! Just smashing! :)

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Lake Louie's Craft Beer Week event at strip club prompts brouhaha

http://host.madison.com/entertainment/lake-louie-s-craft-beer-week-event-at-strip-club/article_912a990a-fbba-52c5-8112-8c8e3b303b77.html "Grab hold of a pair." I don't know how that slogan could be considered suggestive.

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‘Swindling’ strip-club manager takes misdemeanor plea deal

http://nypost.com/2015/05/01/swindling-strip-club-manager-takes-misdemeanor-plea-deal/ It seems like a light sentence for a serious crime.

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When the strip club lights come on

https://www.facebook.com/jacob.geske.7/videos/10202755923418635/?fref=nf

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

This place is super funny. I...

This place is super funny. I went first time last Saturday at 1am because i was at work till late, went in (no one stopped me) straight to the bar and the "juice bar" girl…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

visited this club recently after they...

visited this club recently after they started serving alcohol. It is still pretty good although I felt it was not the same as before. They said you can touch anywhere and they get fully nude...but…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I've been going to Perfect 10...

I've been going to Perfect 10 for 15+ years. I know Austin strip clubs inside out. This is the only club left in Austin with hot girls. But you must go during day shift. You can…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Went to Hollywood in late March...

Went to Hollywood in late March on a Saturday afternoon, not many people there but around 4-6 dancers wprking on one stage. Got an $8 mixed drink and sat down to see who was working.…

Vegas Cabaret

Tamarac, Florida

Went to Vegas around 1:30 pm....

Went to Vegas around 1:30 pm. There were about 7-9 girls there ranging from 5- 7 on a scale. The club was completely empty, I believe there was another guy alone sitting at the bar.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped in planning to see Crystal....

Stopped in planning to see Crystal. As I walked to a seat, I passed Talita giving some guy a back rub. I sat down, looked diagonally across the bar and saw Crystal.…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Well made it in to the...

Well made it in to the candy store on a Friday afternoon around 5, there wasn't much happening, in fact they only had the front smaller stage open. So I sat at the bar, I've…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Came here on a Wednesday afternoon....

Came here on a Wednesday afternoon. Paid my 10 dollars entry fee and headed upstairs. Once upstairs I walked over to the bar area and ordered a red bull. I had a seat…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

When I arrived I walked in...

When I arrived I walked in and saw this was a really nice club, clean, comfortable seats, well lit stage, dim seating area. It had all the components of…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Went by the Boat last Friday....

Went by the Boat last Friday. There were a decent amount of dancers, but most seemed to just stick to their regulars right after they got off the stage. I had to leave…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I was down in Greenville SC...

I was down in Greenville SC visiting and had left Godvias . I drove across town and found Platinum plus. was welcomed when I walked in paid a 5 dollar cover but after entering the…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

I like to go when it's...

I like to go when it's slower at the bar... which according to some of the girls who work there, is getting more prevalent. Was there around 6:30 and there weren't many customers in…

Elite Entertainment

Juneau, Wisconsin

This is a really nice club...

This is a really nice club physically. It has a lot of space, two floors, shower show and a lot of stage area. The big problem here is the lack of talent/girls. When I went…

AMOR OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

WARNING: This is not a nude...

WARNING: This is not a nude club. Some of the dancers go topless, but most do not bother to do that. Supposedly the nude dancing takes place in side rooms, but I did not try…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

I've been to about 5 strip...

I've been to about 5 strip clubs in chicago area and this one made me feel most uncomfortable. I will never return for the following reasons. First, the girls are very pushy for dances, very short…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I stopped by Desire on a...

I stopped by Desire on a Thursday afternoon a few weeks ago, and it's still a solid place. As always, the lighting is a bit bright for my tastes, but it's definitely one of the…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Salt Lake City is famous for...

Salt Lake City is famous for many things, strip clubs is not one of them. Had a few hours to kill so with low expectations I entered this club. To be fair it…

Fluffers

Sparland, Illinois

Stopped in on a Thursday a...

Stopped in on a Thursday a little after 9 PM to see the if any good dancers. Paid my $5 to get in and bought a water for $2. The place is BYO booze but…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

It's golf season for a few...

It's golf season for a few more weeks. I came in twice, first about 6:30 then returned about 9:45. First time I didn't participate in any playtime events. Plenty of vultures with the hopes of…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by to wait out traffic...

Stopped by to wait out traffic on a Wednesday afternoon. Club is just off the perimeter but a little tough to find back next to a Publix, odd place for a club. I…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Had a great time here. ...

Had a great time here. Dancers were all hot and all were having fun. Not barbies, so if that is your thing, might not be a good place for you. drinks were…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Tried out DV8 for a third...

Tried out DV8 for a third time. I really like the chill dive bar atmosphere, the drinks are not all that cheap ($4 for a coors light) but not over the top pricing compared to…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

I recently visited this club with...

I recently visited this club with a buddy late on a Friday night expecting great things from a Stars club man was i wrong! This was my first time back here since October of 2013…

King Of Diamonds

Miami, Florida

My 1st time ever visiting the...

My 1st time ever visiting the world famous kings of diamonds . I had to check this off my "to do" list. I walked in about quarter after midnight place was relatively empty even for a…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

It's hard to believe but this...

It's hard to believe but this club celebrated 17 years Thursday. I hope this is not the last. All the legal troubles have put a hurting on the place. The smoke, loud music, $2 bills…

AMOR OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

So after much of the controversy...

So after much of the controversy the club made, I decided to go in and check it out. I went on a Thursday night to preview if I'll be back for the weekend, stayed about…

Fantasy's

New Cumberland, West Virginia

Went out of my way about...

Went out of my way about a 45 minute drive to this club. the previous reviews are very accurate. I arrived at about 10:30 on a Friday evening, about 10 girls hanging out only two…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

The club is really laidback, I...

The club is really laidback, I love going here every once in a while to just kick back and relax, the women are pretty hot but also really chill, no stress, no pressure. No drink…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

What last Sat afternoon. Saw one...

What last Sat afternoon. Saw one dancer named C-----. Cubit face and friendly. Just started a few earlier . Thin but not much of a rack. I noticed that the dancers lately are not as…

Sin City Cabaret

Edgewater, New Jersey

"Guys Night Out!" I never got the...

"Guys Night Out!" I never got the appeal of "Entourage". Well, I understood it, it just didn't appeal to me; I never had an urge to stunt or ball out in public just to get a…

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Pimp in Action

Scene: Me, six dancers and a thugish, pimped out, black guy in the smoke area of a local SC. Pimp like guy was talking to one of the dancers kind of aggressively about where she was from, how much money she…

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This Week's Video that Broke the Internet: Lindsey Pelas

http://www.wwtdd.com/2015/03/lindsey-pelas-running-braless-in-slo-mo-video/ Bouncy bouncy!

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I wonder if this is the Juice everybody talks about?

Apparently folks are trolling Twitter by posting stuff they are saying they looted! One is calling himself Juice! https://mobile.twitter.com/_NotJuice/status/592888971111342081 Perhaps it is in poor taste, but I have to admit that it's brilliant as trolling! So, I guess it depends on whether…

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What the F*&ck was Strip Club Management Thinking?

So I stop in my favorite close by dive strip club. Nothing wrong with a dive club if you are in the right mode. And this one actually has several decent dancers in the dimly lighted interior.…

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So Riddle Me This?

I guess I have some understanding of how people with limited capacities for logic "think". By means of things like confirmation bias and trying to minimize cognitive dissonance and just thinking as others do (these things of course being related…

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Beauty Queens Should Stick to Stripping

Between that ESPN uber-bitch who took off on the towing company employee and the CNN idiot who blamed military veterans for the violence in Baltimore, beauty queens should stay the fuck off of television. (Except for upskirt shots on…

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Another FKKing good time

Off to Frankfurt May 15-17, going to FKK Oase and FKK Sharks this time. Anyone care to join me? Flight costing me less than equiv. of $150 so I couldn't resist it :-)

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Tattoo ideas for the strippers in your life

http://www.mandatory.com/2014/05/14/the-17-worst-tramp-stamp-tattoos-you-will-ever-see-vol-2/

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Son of SJG

http://kron4.com/2015/02/23/23-year-old-san-jose-man-arrested-for-allegedly-stealing-girl-scouts-cash/ Following his father's advice that applying to job ads is a jerk move, Better to take things in your own hands

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Party?

So, a stripper invited me to a party she's having in a few weeks. I'm not particularly attracted to this girl, but she says a number of the other dancers at the club will be there. My intuition…

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sexy bus stop storytelling time

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that…

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Update on the dachshund system!

Little 4got is still being cute as heck, but it's hard to learn the schedule of the sexiest babes at the dog park! I need to pick a time and stick to it! Then I shall demonstrate the brilliance of…

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OT: ever wonder what happens when you pour molten aluminum into a watermelon?

No, I didn't wonder either! But it turns out to be cool! www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfEhG1q6HT4 There's only one word for that -- BRILLIANT! ;)

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Does this happen in other parts of the countr?

A annual spring tradition at least in the Midwest. Gas stations selling bags of red mulch. Things that make you hmmm...

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Waitresses say strip club squeezed them on overtime, tips

This is a different issue than the stripper minimum wage lawsuits, because waitresses are definitely not independent contractors. Would a strip club try to cheat its employees? http://nypost.com/2015/04/29/waitresses-say-strip-club-squeezed-them-on-overtime-tips/

Finding a Diamond in a Strip Club

We've all been there your at the club and there is a ten on stage (OK 8 my standards are pretty low). In your mind the game has begun. As you walk up to the stage you prepare to scream your opening line. There you are about to fuck up your entire night. Think about it by dropping a stack then asking for some post dance attention she has all the power. Now the tips set out are not for people who have a strict type for you guys I'm sorry but the blonde with a c cup and a southern draw in a Texas club is going to be in high demand. But if you are open to all…

Equal Quality Dancers, for EQUAL PAY

The sad fact about clubs and the demise of the QUALITY Dancers. There were a group of people back in the 1990's, that all had a meeting and "decided" to slowly but surely diminish the girls pay. Once this occurred, there was a huge influx of foreign dancers, that these American beauties were supplanted with. Like weeds amongst the garden flowers, slowly but surely they all crept in. Greed fueled the fire of the demise of the Go-Go tradition, so well known and loved, even by housewives would often accompany their husbands to the clubs. Today, a pile of club closings later....especially in the state of New Jersey, where, formerly known favorites have now become rated on TUSCL…

How to "Lose the Groove"

Sexual Addiction as a Barrier to a Full “Actualization”???? My thoughts remain somewhat confused and tentative. I don’t write this to preach to anyone else as to what they might or should choose. I’m an Atheist turned Christian reverted to Atheist. I've no axe to grind, only thoughts to share. And given the audience I will be interested in the feedback. I became fairly preoccupied with sex in my early twenties. I married at 21 and stayed faithful in actions for about 7 excruciating years. I divorced after 10 years and remarried within a year. My new wife was extremely hot…playboy centerfold type hot. She liked sex, but was still very conservative from a sexual perspective. I was immersed to…

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OT: Floyd Mayweather's fleet of cars

At first I thought he is just throwing his $$$ down the drain – but a lot of those cars are collector editions and will probably be worth more $$$ w/ time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbJmT2BgRw

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OT: 2015 NFL draft

Are you planning to watch it live on TV; follow it on-line; or neither? I'll probably hang out @ Tootsies (Miami) and watch it in their sports bar. Round 1 is tomorrow Thursday @ 8:00 pm on ESPN.

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Minnesota might be frigid, but...

...the Vikings cheerleaders still can represent. (A special for GoViking) http://www.vikings.com/media-vault/photo-gallery/Cheerleader-Semifinal-Photos-Swimsuits/2e16d782-5476-4453-88ab-9910bd3c4385

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Ethical Question

Let's suppose you knew the name and work history of a dancer who posted on here and a third party was asking you to PM them that information. Would it be okay to do so without the dancer's permission? What are…

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Club experiance ruined by sharks

Recently was at my fav SC, a little hole in the wall bar with some decent dancers, and the only one in area that isn't a BYOB. Was having a good time when in comes a half dozen guys…

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2AMer

What is the clocest you have ever been to one? A couple years ago I was in Dallas and had went to Baby Dolls. Later I heard that while I was driving back to the hotel some patrons had…

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Almost a 2AMer

A dancer at a West Palm Beach area strip club upset about being removed from the facility, pointed her revolver at security staff when she drove away, according to Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputies. Roykeria Wiley, 24, faces charges of aggravated…

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I signed on the dotted line

Got two naked chicks cleaning my house,interesting.Will post later.

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Too Funny

Finally get to wear shorts the other day, so I am psyched for some strip club style handshakes from the ladies. Problem? No clean clothes except for the old worn shorts I wear for yardwork. Even though…

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"Happy Humpday"

Who else hates this saying?

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Vip

What the hell is the free trial for??? This website is a waste of space!!!

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I see TUSCL MAPS!

FYI... I now see a "View on Map" button when you view a city's page, and it takes you to the static maps from before located at the very bottom of the city's page. Thanks founder!!!

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has anyone ever told you not to touch?

I have been going to strip clubs since 18, the first I was told was don t touch the girls. I have never had a girl tell me no touching. However I always go by myself and usually before the huge…

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"Library Girl" auditions for Naked News

On the lighter side . . . Oregon State camgirl Keegan Sutherland, who recently made a nude video of herself while sitting in the college library, is now trying to be one of the "presenters" on the Naked News.

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[OT]: Baltimore Orioles

Because of the rioting in Baltimore, Wednesday's game between the Orioles and the Chicago White Sox has been moved to the afternoon and is CLOSED to fans. That's pretty bizarre. In my 45 or so years of watching sports…

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$10 dances

How many of you have $10 dollar full contact dances at one of your local clubs? Does $10 dances put more pressure on you to tip for the dances when you're asking for change back from the dancer? Because let's face…

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Will be clubbing in Baltimore tonight.....

What hot spots are there? Any chance for "extras"? Any discounts for off-duty cops?

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"Damn that was a good blowjob"

That's what she said. Never had a woman compliment herself on the blow job she just delivered. But she was right. Amazing. The best of my life. I fucked her in the mouth for 15 minutes,…

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Platinum Plus Allentown PA

Looks like the heat is on the whole chain. https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=641 In one way I'm glad to see the owner taking some heat for ignoring the wishes of the customers when it came to the loud music and obnoxious DJs that he insisted

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I don't understand small clubs anymore??

Traveling around a lot I visit big clubs to small from Dallas and Las Vegas to Louisville and Portland. But a trend I just don't get is the amount of girls, mainly in the small clubs, who are…

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Jabberwock's avatar!

Clubber suggested she was likely Denise Milani! www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Denise_Milani What do others think? I say it looks like a brilliant match! ;)

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Little 4got2wipe

I just found this video of him as a kid using the internet... https://youtu.be/KQoJo81lujk

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Now you can put you lovers ashes in your dildo. :)

http://www.ora.tv/wtfark/dildo--ash-designer-urn-sex-toy-pour-loved--ashes--0_28vrpfyjypbw

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OTC

I know many of you on here are experienced pros at OTC. I have met a couple of different dancers in the past a couple of times OTC for dinner but nothing more has been offered and I didn't…

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Hey Baltimore!

How's the clubbing up there?

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Future sex

Today's Wall Street Journal has an article which states in part, ...in just 10 or 15 years - there will be robots that will look and feel incredibly lifelike, robots with which you can cuddle and have sex. You'll…

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Is Bruce Jenner condeming himself to celibacy?

When Bruce was young, I can remember it wasn't unusual to hear women say he was one of the hottest guys alive. So, presumably, he's a reasonably hot older guy. Is it just me, or would anyone disagree…

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JS69, I just PM'd you.

Got a question.

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Today's edition of interesting club names

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=3860

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Nukams Trip to COI

Nukams is going to COI I told him he must definitely go to Sp.Rhino That said I had gone to Bliss once, was a little to hood for my liking. Any LA peeps gotta good suggestion.

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PP Greenville,SC

I just passed by the club. There seen to bee a fair amount of cars in the front parking lot. So I'm wondering if this is a good omen

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TUSCLers

I've been on TUSCL for almost six years, and I haven't met any TUSCLers. In the next two weeks, I will have met three or four well known TUSCLers. It's weird how that works lol. How many TUSCLers have you met/clubbed

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Women you see on the net that you kind of hope were strippers in college!

i was goofing around reading stuff about space on the web and ran into this! www.planetary.org/blogs/emily-lakdawalla/2015/04081101-a-moon-with-atmosphere.html Check out the babe that wrote the post! I actually googled "Emily Lakdawalla nude" hoping against hope that she did a Playboy "girls of" when she…

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OT: Anybody planning to donate for relief efforts?

For the Nepalese earthquake. I'm trying to identify the best charity!

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Map of area clubs not working

i find the area maps (Google mashup) of clubs real handy when I'm traveling. They seem to have been pulled. Are there plans to replace or restore the maps?

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Detroit scene during the week

I'm heading up to Detroit this week for a little fun, but will only be there Monday night to Wednesday night. I've been reading through the reviews and it seems like PH, Flight Club, and Coliseum are the most…

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Do you have the balls?

Would you have the balls to do this job? If you did, how much do you think you should get paid? Would many blow jobs would a stripper owe you if you cut down her tree and trummed her bush? https://youtu.be/jrIgGSK4fGQ

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Des Moines Iowa

I haven't had time to read the reviews yet, but any places worth checking out in the area while I'm there for work? Any places to avoid?

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In case you're looking for a new church home

http://www.mandatory.com/2015/04/21/inappropriate-church-signs-are-the-best-kind-of-church-signs/

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30 Arrested in Raid on Strip Club.

A strip club owned by a senior Kiambu county official has been closed down following complaints by residents. Royale Pub was raided on Thursday morning and 10 strippers arrested alongside 20 patrons and attendants. The licence of the pub, which was operating…

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The Apple Watch: A gateway drug for Swiss horology

http://fortune.com/2015/04/03/apple-watch-swiss-horology/ The headline made me want to buy an Apple watch and travel to Switzerland. But it appears that "horology" doesn't mean what I thought it did.

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Experience when another customers is bothing me!

I was at a club with 2 other guys "Higgs" and "BigTim" from a forum in Phoenix. I replied to Higgs post which said "Not helping was a lone jerk at an adjacent table who wouldn't leave us alone." I replied which…

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Shit I was Smitten

Ok. So it happened to me. That waitress chick. She had me smitten. Beautiful, intelligent, lovely voice. My perfect woman almost. I used to laugh at some of the guys here who said they got caught up.…

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I'm going for OTC

What's a good price. Girls is asking for $300.

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Ex-strippers awarded $250,000 in wage suit against Tiffany’s Cabaret

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Judge-deals-Tiffany-s-Cabaret-a-blow-in-6130129.php Jury awarded half the amount. Judge doubled it. Why ? (Hint: Judge is damn right)

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What the Hell Happened to Detroit?

About 16 months ago I abruptly disappeared from TUSCL and Detroit. Several of you PM'ed to ask if was ok, which I greatly appreciate. It's been an interesting year of near-fatal injury, death in the family, financial ruin and redemption,…

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Alaskan Strip Clubs

I don't know, But I've been told Eskimo pussy is mighty cold -- Anyone here from Alaska?

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The System, how to pay hookers for sex

1. Learn those investing skills. In the New World Order these are the only skills which will matter. 2. Follow @Dougster and get in on the Boom of 2015 which is just starting so that you too can…

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Where are you guys watching the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight?

I can't make up my mind. I've been scouting strip clubs because the cover charge pays for the fight. Other establishments, like restaurants charge about $15. The thing that sucks about watching boxing at strip clubs is that there is no…

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Stripper ATM

Is this dancer dispensing money like an ATM? http://www.hd-pix.com/image/pix974 A friend sent me an email with that photo and caption.

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Do some dancers have trouble taking a hint?

That's easy. Yes. One quite overweight dancer I bet I haven't seen in 10 or 12 years came up to me and said I used to dance for you all the time, let's go. I told her maybe later. She…

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Kris Jenner Sued Over Wild Kendall BDay Party ... With Strippers!

http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/24/kris-jenner-sued-kendall-birthday-party-strippers-house-damage/ Wasn't some other Jenner also in the news?

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What Men are Thinking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTqW64CLHsg

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The door to door jesus people will never knock on my door again lol

The other day I get out of the shower and open the door and here stands the door to door jesus people. I am still in a bath towel and they present me with some pamphlet on how I need…

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What do you think ....

A stripper that I know (not the DS, as an aside) is heavily into the anti porn movement. She's all into how porn is related to human trafficking, objectifies women, enforces negative stereotypes about women, leads to rape culture,…

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Portland 2AMer

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) - Three people have been injured in a shooting at a Portland strip club. Portland police say the shooting early on Saturday at Portland Exotica International Club may be gang related. When officers responded to the club just…

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For God's sake, don't light your cigar in the club with a dollar bill.....