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Seeing your favorite club in a death spiral

One of my favorite clubs in the northeast has really been struggling recently. It is the only club for 20 miles in any direction and it has a decent population base surrounding it, so the club has some natural…

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Strip club hiatus / winter doldrums

My goodness has this been the worst winter ever? I know not ever but worst in a good while. I remember last winter had a huge amount of sub zero degree days but I don't remember the amount…

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If My Wife and Dream Stripper Met in Person

I wonder if it would look something like this ... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nn3H_ZAHPE

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Do you guys think Rachael Ray would be a good stripper?

She gained some weight recently but is still sexy. Plus I found this www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NztKEr7i60 It's just brilliant!

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A Compromise Proposal

I probably should know better, but I'm going to try and broker a compromise for including an acronym in the glossary for cumming in your pants during a lap dance. There is of course strong disagreement over the propriety of adding…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

I was driving by on a...

I was driving by on a Friday afternoon on my way to another club and decided to stop in for one drink. I was surprised that this ultra small club was almost half full…

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Went to Stadium to as one...

Went to Stadium to as one of my friends friends was having a party. This was my second time going and will likely be my last. It cost way too much to park and then…

Evolution Gentlemens Club

Portage Lakes, Ohio

The building looks like someone put...

The building looks like someone put a lot of money and effort into glamming it up to be a high class strip club, and failed. Mirrors all over the walls and neon lights didn't…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Was here on business and decided...

Was here on business and decided to visit the famous tootsies. Paid cover than asked for upstairs access. Paid extra than proceeded to go up. Crowded and no seats I had to sit by the…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

I don't spend a lot of...

I don't spend a lot of time in Ohio, and was the first time I wandered through this area. But I can't imagine the strip clubs get too much better than this. The parking was full.…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

this is an average club in...

this is an average club in LIC. Positives are that it's in a relatively safe location, close to train station as well as easily available street parking, and the club is nicely designed...ample space, multiple…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I stopped by about 3:30 PM....

I stopped by about 3:30 PM. Paid my $12 and found a seat. Most dancers were busy giving dances to other guys. All dancers appeared to be African American. Finally one…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

On a recent Tuesday afternoon, I...

On a recent Tuesday afternoon, I paid the $15 entry fee. After my eyes adjusted, I saw that most of the girls were older ladies, some with a postpartum belly, but all were friendly.…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Stopped by on a Thursday after...

Stopped by on a Thursday after getting back from the city, it was damn cold out about 10 with wind chill. I stepped inside after quick pat down about 10 "dancers" chose this one who…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

This place is neat because it's...

This place is neat because it's out in the middle of nowhere. I visited on a Saturday night after midnight. There was a $10 cover. Security guy at the door was cool.…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went to Oasis for only...

I went to Oasis for only the 2nd time in my life. Much better visit this time around. They were having an anniversary party & feature dancers, so $10 cover instead of the usual $5.…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Went on a Sunday evening. $5.00...

Went on a Sunday evening. $5.00 cover. About 6 girls on shift. A few more came about 10:00. Got a couple of private bed dances with 2 different girls. Both did a good job. Girls…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

Came in to find an almost...

Came in to find an almost all latina staff. The location was not the nicest at all, but with prices like this you cant expect much. I sat down to watch a girl on the…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I had misfortune of visiting Crazy...

I had misfortune of visiting Crazy Horse right after major convention in San Francisco, and learn that many top dancer were not working the night I visit because they already made a lot of money…

JB's Gentlemens Club

Clarksburg, West Virginia

Against my better judgement, I decided...

Against my better judgement, I decided to stop into JBs after not being here for several years. Nothing has changed, you're buzzed in to the main area after paying a $5 cover through a…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I am a regular here...

I am a regular here so my experiences are informed by familiarity. There is free parking in the rear and it is perfectly safe during the day. There is no cover for days…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I have been back to Follies...

I have been back to Follies three times since my last review. I still consider it to be the best overall club in Atlanta during the daytime. The only major problem are the large crowds.…

Pink Pony

Doral, Florida

Stopped in to Pink Pony last...

Stopped in to Pink Pony last night. Paid cover. When we walked in, there was maybe 4 customers total and there was literally only 2 girls in the entire place. One was really sexy, but…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This is a warning review: On...

This is a warning review: On Friday February 27th I went to Follies and had a dance from a black girl. She stole my gold chain. I went in wearing a gold chain.…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

I worked here one day shift...

I worked here one day shift as a dancer. I was really looking for a club with a decent day shift, since I have other obligations at night. Diva's seemed like an okay place to…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Wow. This place surprised me....

Wow. This place surprised me. When I went in, it seemed pretty average. Just like any club, there were some hot girls, and some not-so-hot. I went in the late afternoon, and…

Boomers 50/50

Harvest, Alabama

This place is a bit difficult...

This place is a bit difficult to find. Make sure you update your GPS because the roads have changed a bit in the area, especially highway 53 which is the quickest way there from Huntsville.…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Went to this place on a...

Went to this place on a friday night. The atmosphere its great. Parking spaces are available. Its a nice place, very clean. The entrance fee was $25, the dancers are not that great thought. Lapdances…

Agora Gentlemen's Club

Erie , Michigan

Stopped in on way home from...

Stopped in on way home from Detroit. I had been here a month or so ago and place was dead, this time more people and dancers where working. Amazing the difference a few weeks…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

I visited during shift change last...

I visited during shift change last Friday night. The day shift didn't have any knockouts, in fact there were no real lookers at all. The evening shift has a couple of cute girls and some…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

I have been there several times....

I have been there several times. It is very upscale. Very posh. The lighting can Ben very dim. They are always changing the admission. Sometimes it is free. Other…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Trumpps is now a shadow of...

Trumpps is now a shadow of its legend, with the occasional beauty spicing up a mediocre lineup of mostly older dancers. Fully half the dancers I saw on the Tuesday afternoon and evening shifts…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This is a great, great club....

This is a great, great club. The afternoon shift is just unbelievable in terms of number of dancers. I think there were at least 50 when I was there around 3pm. Most of the dancers…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I stopped in on a Thursday...

I stopped in on a Thursday afternoon for a little time killing while out for an appointment. There were around 4 girls on the floor when I arrived and probably 7 or so when…

Illusions

Nixa, Missouri

Every body was very friendly the...

Every body was very friendly the DJ is very relatable and down to earth he may forget somthings but he makes it up in a great personality. Even the manager is very hard working making…

Jumbo's Clown Room

Los Angeles, California

What Jumbo's Clown Room lacks in...

What Jumbo's Clown Room lacks in full nudity, they make up for with pure sexuality. The dancers here are not allowed to bare all, but because of that, they can run the full gambit of…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

I got a lot of new...

I got a lot of new reviews I can write due to my travels to about 6 - 7 different clubs in the past month. I've written 2 of them already. I'll kind…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

This place is laid back. There's...

This place is laid back. There's not a lot of pressure to get dances, but often that is only because there are so few girls on schedule. The layout is newly renovated from the previous…

The Living Room Dayton

New Carlisle, Ohio

The club used to be Baby...

The club used to be Baby Dolls, and that place was trash. The new owners really put some time and money into the place making it a micro brewery and a very nice venue. Beers…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

I like to visit at about...

I like to visit at about Happy Hour time. They have drink specials and recently they have been going until 9 PM. There is usually a nice variety of young ladies who…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Stopped in on a sunday night...

Stopped in on a sunday night after midnight, there were maybe 8 people in the whole place and about 6 or 7 dancers a few 7-8's and the rest were 5's. 5 dollar cover and…

Show Palace

South Houston, Texas

I've been goin to showpalace since...

I've been goin to showpalace since I was 18, I'm 35 now and I've always had a blast there. ALWAYS! ...... I even stopped in at showpalace at my bachelor party many years…

Mademoiselle Follie Bergere

Williamsville, New York

Although this is one of the...

Although this is one of the nicer area clubs, never seems to be eventful. Maybe afternoon visits during the week don't help, I don't know. They do have many craft beers on tap, so not…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

Had some business in Lansing last...

Had some business in Lansing last week, so tried Omars, in that it's been a long time since my last visit. I have been visiting deja vu on most of my Lansing visits.…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

about 5 dancers on shift, walked...

about 5 dancers on shift, walked in, went to bar, got a 2.50 beer and sat, no one i saw was worth getting a dance from, from old to ugly to fat, they had those…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

On my annual golf trip MB....

On my annual golf trip MB. The SC scene in MB has changed over the past couple years. A lot of the smaller not so upscale clubs are closing up. Masters was always the largest…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Visiting Orlando for conference and decided...

Visiting Orlando for conference and decided to take a trip out to where there were real clubs instead of the "air-dances" in Orlando. Third time in IR. I parked on the street but there is…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

First time visitor. I am usualy an...

First time visitor. I am usualy an east coast (carolina's and georgia) club guy. I recently visited on a thursday becasue their website said $75 private VIP's (usually $150). Since Follie's in Atlanta is my favorite…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Was in orlando for a conference...

Was in orlando for a conference and decided to head west for some SC action. Stopped by Inner Room but was not my scene. Stopped by Cheaters and was disappointed by the elderly dancers. Last…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I wish I could have gone...

I wish I could have gone in the evening but this trip that wasn't possible. There were only a few girls dancing while I was there. Only a couple guys so this few girls were…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

I went to the horse on...

I went to the horse on a weekend at midnight. The club looks dated from the outside, with a 7 dollar cover. The inside, while clean, was petty small. There is one main…

Double Vision Gentleman's Club

Clifton Park, New York

So first off I've been to...

So first off I've been to the more popular clubs in Albany being Di'Carlos, Nite Moves, Double Vision and Capital Region Hideaway. Like Di'Carlos this is a topless club but has a full bar. (You…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Nobody seems to have mentioned that...

Nobody seems to have mentioned that the Blue Moon has opened up the Blue Moon West over on 35th Ave and McDowell. I haven't been there yet but Robert clued me in to the new…

Peppermint Hippo New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

We were making the strip club...

We were making the strip club rounds on Bourbon street and got enticed into Deja Vu with the promise of no entry fee and 2 for 1 drinks. Both turned out to be true.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I just love this place. ...

I just love this place. It has become my go for my trips through ATL. This Sunday was no exception. I spent a few hours though on my trip to see…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Stopped in after work for the...

Stopped in after work for the first time in months. Last time it was just the bartender and me for a couple of beers. I had seen were they had $2 beers until 9pm, so…

Club Adore

Baltimore, Maryland

First time to the Eldorado club....

First time to the Eldorado club. Actually went here because one of my favorite dancers from another club was here dancing with her friend. The club has no cover charge and the drinks are about…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Paradise has been my favorite club...

Paradise has been my favorite club for many years. I used to have a couple of favorites here but they come and go so I didn't go for awhile. This club still allows…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

There's many girls that work here...

There's many girls that work here in the weekend including myself. I have been away for a few months and miss my regulars and just the club itself. First off, dances…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Since Playpen is essentially a backrub...

Since Playpen is essentially a backrub bar now, I thought I would try my luck at Louie's - even for a Sunday, I was very glad I did. Drinks are not too expensive, the…

Vue Club (was Bare Elegance)

Clearwater, Florida

How can you go wrong with...

How can you go wrong with a club with alcohol, cigars, and (mostly) naked women? I stopped in most of the clubs in the area while down here on business. This was my…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I was in Orlando and decided...

I was in Orlando and decided to take a drive over to Cocoa on a Tuesday afternoon to visit the Inner Room Cabaret. I get there maybe once per year and the visits are…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Stopped by my favorite local club...

Stopped by my favorite local club around 4:30, before the cover. Most of the older gals on the day shift have been retired. Too bad, always got extra from Amy when no one was…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I stopped here on my way...

I stopped here on my way through the area to have a beer and see some flesh. I hadn't been to Vixens in awhile, but not much had changed. It's always been hit…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Travelling on business so I cecked...

Travelling on business so I cecked out the Mons. I used to live here so I knew what to expect. I do always have an entertaining evening there. It was a Monday evening but still…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

The club is quite small, and...

The club is quite small, and the parking lot is even smaller. During the day, there's no cover or charge to park. At night, there is but I'm not sure what it is.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Went with the guys from work....

Went with the guys from work. 1st time here. Gotta admit, the ride from the border was nerve racking. Got to the club around 8ish. The dancers were doing their thing. A mesero took us…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

This is still my favorite club...

This is still my favorite club in the Martinsburg/Bunker Hill area, but I don't get there that often. It's more laid back than Vixens, but admittedly the eye candy isn't at the same level.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

This place is definitely hit or...

This place is definitely hit or miss. There are times I have been here when there are several women I'd like to get dances with and others I'd never get a dance with. This…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Went to dreams on Wednesday evening...

Went to dreams on Wednesday evening around 9:00 PM. Club is BYOB and smoking is allowed. They had two stages running at the beginning but at around 11:00 all four stages were running. The girls…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Another solid trip to the Loco...

Another solid trip to the Loco - top tier Club in Tdot, if not the best club in mississauga period. The DJ is great and the owners seemed great too. It's a Monday afternoon,…

Ritz Cabaret & Cafe

Tulsa, Oklahoma

After reading some nice reviews decided...

After reading some nice reviews decided to try my luck the other night. There was about 8-10 girls working that night and few of them were real beauty. After observing the talent for few min,…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Went here on a thursday night...

Went here on a thursday night last week and boy was this fun. I probably saw at least 30+ dancers. I think this place has been renovated in the previous 6 to 12 months. I…

Big Rig Doll House

Kingman, Arizona

The Big Rig Doll House hasn’t...

The Big Rig Doll House hasn’t been reviewed in close to ten months, so I decided to take one for the team and check it out on a Saturday night while in Kingman. The club…

Wild J's / Club 47 / Xposed Gentlemen's Club / The Place / Bunny's XXX Playhouse

Elk City, Oklahoma

Club 47 is the new incarnation...

Club 47 is the new incarnation of the strip club formerly known as Wild J’s. The “47” is significant because the club is located in Canute, Oklahoma, which is Exit 47 off of Interstate 40.…

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Strippers bragging about how good they are.

A few years ago I had one tell me that her boy friend was the brother of the club manager and the house mom had told her that she must really be good at giving blow jobs since she landed…

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Strip Club Parking Lot Brawl

Springfield, Massachusetts...the asshole of New England. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7b3_1425236848

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Any Adult star Visiting Chicago ?

hi everyone, Just want to know if any Adult star visiting Chicago for an event ?

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Dancer self concious of her body

Just curious, has anyone ever met a dancer that was a little self conscious of her body? It seems like an oxymoron that someone who dances nude on a stage in front of strange would be self co city's…

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Trip Report: Memphis TN

The changes in the laws a few years back really seems to have hurt the club scene in Memphis. They are all bikini clubs now. At least two of them have closed and, from what I could see, the…

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El Paso 2AMer.

EL PASO, TX -- Two men were injured during an overnight shooting outside Jaguar's Gold Club in East El Paso. El Paso Police say both victims were shot after a fight broke out in the parking lot of the club between…

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I wonder if the SC game is going to change w/ all these “Independent Contractors

Per a thread on SW: “… Got a 2nd lovely letter this morning from a lawyer... a group of dancers from the Phx Christie's are suing the parent chain. They're asking for all their house fees and tip outs, plus minimum…

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Put in Handcuffs: How Ironic

I thought only dirty old men did this in 70's porno theaters. http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/entertainment/2015/02/23/one-way-to-get-cuffed-woman-in-mexico-caught-masturbating-at-fifty-shades/

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where to sit..!

What massages do you send to strippers if sit at the bar, table or couch..?

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High Heels OR Sneakers?

High Heels. I was at dive strip club and one of the country bumpkins was dancing in Sneakers! Actually it looked good for change of pace. But prefer High Heels on my stripper. Your preference?

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Does this qualify as a spinner :)

http://www.baddeststrippersworldwide.com/ad_new.php?ad_id=XSM74CNMAF8BEY0UC980&country_id=0&state_id=0&city_id=0

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And you think Muslims are fucked up...

A preacher allegedly convinced 400 men to cut off their own testicles to bring them closer to God. Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh, who is head of the socio-spiritual organisation Dera Sacha Sauda, told his 50 million followers to carry out castrations…

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I didn't realized that we had so many Brits posting on here.

Brilliant. Top Definition from urbandictionary.com    brilliant  A term the British use to describe everything. I's brilliant in't it? Right, yah, bloody brilliant. Wha' is? Oh, yah, right, brilliant. Bloody brillant.…

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OT: "Pharma Drug Pipeline Flows Again yet Costs Threaten Innovation "

Lots of amazing new drugs coming to market soon. The article mentions highly effective drugs for cancer, Hep-C, psoriasis, and cardiology as examples: www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-26/pharma-drug-pipeline-flows-again-yet-costs-threaten-innovation This article should make it clear why Wall Street wanted ObamaCare, why it will never go away (even…

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Best Dance

Likely discussed before, but I just watched again, for maybe the 1,000th time, the dance from From Dusk Till Dawn by Salma Hayek. I think, in person, I wouldn't even get as far as a LDK. Such a deal Quentin…

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Anybody see this one?

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974087/Dad-s-just-ISIS-Saturday-Night-Live-Dakota-Johnson-join-ISIS-parody-Army-commercial.html I missed it but I think Dakota Johnson is hot so I'm sure it was brilliant!

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What exactly is a LDK?

The old JohnSmith69 thread that was just bumped used the abbreviation "LDK" like a gazillion times! But I couldn't find it in the glossary! What does it mean? I'm sure it's brilliant!

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went to Las Vegas to...

I went to Las Vegas to pick a car up from an auction so headed down to Treasures to see Amy. She had danced in Denver before and moved to Las Vegas a few years…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I stopped by on Thursday afternoon...

I stopped by on Thursday afternoon around 6:30, may have been change of shifts as there were only about 3 girls. Walked in payed cover and you have to pay for the first drink total…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Visited on a Saturday night, and...

Visited on a Saturday night, and the club itself is pretty run down. Bikini dances are $20, with topless at $40. I was confused by their new private room setup (the difference between the old…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

The many times that I've been...

The many times that I've been here are pretty hit and miss, but for the most part the club has been pretty good to me. My last visit was during a holiday weekend, and…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I haven't been in this club...

I haven't been in this club in at least almost 2 years if not more. The club has really changed and has outstanding interior. That being said, there are virtually…

Diamond Club

Bronx, New York

When you walk in, you start...

When you walk in, you start to think should I stay. The DJ played whatever he wanted and had to continuesly remind the dancers over the music to tip him. The food was a buffet…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Flash dancers used to be one...

Flash dancers used to be one of the hot gentleman clubs in Manhattan. But sadly not any more. All the girls who used to be really hot are gone. Now it is filled with bunch…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

You know, you could find worse...

You know, you could find worse places to drink .25 beers, but this place is alright. Depending on when you stop by, you can buy beers from the back of the building. It…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I went to Good Guys with...

I went to Good Guys with a buddy of mine spur of the moment. As it is in DC so it follows the DC rules. No Lapdances or contact of any kind. The building is easy…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

Lace is located in the middle...

Lace is located in the middle of bustling Times Square in Manhattan. There is a ground floor lobby entrance. The admission fee is $20 and mandatory coat check is $3. The Club itself…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

This club is BYOB and willing...

This club is BYOB and willing to do beer runs for you. $10 cover charge by a guy sitting right outside the club. The club itself is really dark, so you never get a good…

Brass Rail

Sunnyvale, California

I was a regular at this...

I was a regular at this particular club for about 6 months after going here one evening out of pure curiosity. This is a bikini bar but the girls are very friendly as they…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

This club is scary. I felt...

This club is scary. I felt like burning my clothes after a visit here. The club is relatively easy to get to but lacks sufficient parking and I had to park my car on the…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

This was rather an unusually slow...

This was rather an unusually slow Friday night mainly with the # of dancers available. For the first hour after dinner time, there was only 3 dancers available and was told to expect more after…

Pavlov’s Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

I have been coming to this...

I have been coming to this place for awhile and the club has gone through mad upgrades. When I first started t always seemed to be partially under construction, but now it is finished off.…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

I was at Sirens Sunday 2/22...

I was at Sirens Sunday 2/22 9:30 to midnight. The Club: It's moderately dark inside. There is one big stage with one girl dancing at a time, rarely two. There is a DJ, who's not…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Went to this place last week....

Went to this place last week. Never been a regular of this place so I can't compare it how it was before. I could just compare it with other clubs right now. And it was…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

I had not been to Atlantis...

I had not been to Atlantis for a couple of years. Nothing has changed. The club is large and clean. The bartender was the same as 2+ years ago with a hair color change and…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I had a chance to stop...

I had a chance to stop into baby dolls on a recent trip to Dallas. I'm pretty sure I had been to the previous location 15-20 years ago. The club is very large - the…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

The layout is the same, very...

The layout is the same, very nice. The drinks are reasonable and selection is good. Criket is a neighborhood type place, very comfortable, and the area is safe and convenient. I came in…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

Went to Lace with some coworkers...

Went to Lace with some coworkers one night after having dinner in the city. We were in the Times Square area and we saw the signage for Lace everywhere so we decided to give it…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went here for a UFC. Free...

Went here for a UFC. Free entry for locals, buckets of beer for $20 for 5. Free pizza from Little Caesars, but you'll be lucky to get more than one slice. They had shot girls…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

So i find myself back at...

So i find myself back at my favorite Portland club once again and on a Friday night which i prefer cause they usually have the best selection of girls here these nights! And this night…

Red Light Cabaret

Mound House, Nevada

Average, but low-pressure and decent fun....

Average, but low-pressure and decent fun. The dancers ranged from 2-8, so there is something for everybody. There is a full bar and the dancers hang out and chat with the customers. It is a…

Club Paradise

Toronto, Ontario

Walked in just after 7:00 pm...

Walked in just after 7:00 pm thinking that I shouldn't be the only one in there at that time, boy was I wrong. This place supposedly opens at 5 pm, but even on a Monday…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

Went to Private Eyes on a...

Went to Private Eyes on a Friday evening. Was a little quiet at that time. It's quite busy on a Friday afternoon. It's a blue collar town and folks like…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

Visited on a Saturday night. Arrived...

Visited on a Saturday night. Arrived at 6:40. Goldfingers is kept well clean and all staff is friendly. All girls working here are friendly and super hot! I come for one specific girl though. VIP…

Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Wow. Just...wow. (and...

Wow. Just...wow. (and not in a good way.) I pass by this club from time to time on my way home from work, and decided to finally stop in last week. I…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

...some random observations from a recent...

...some random observations from a recent visit. Walked in early on a Saturday evening and was immediately impressed by the caliber of the dancers. The first 10 or so were "8" minimum. At…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

Where to begin with this dump!!!!...

Where to begin with this dump!!!! Been here twice in two weeks back in December of 2014 hoping that my first visit was a fluke, sad to say it wasn't. The place itself is not…

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Canoga Park CA 2AMer.

CANOGA PARK (CBSLA.com) — Authorities said a man was shot twice in the parking lot of a strip club in Canoga Park early Saturday. The shooting took place around 3:05 a.m. outside the Xposed Gentleman’s Club located on the…

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Pop-up sale at the SC

Last night while I was at my favorite club around shift change a woman came in to sell stripper outfits to the girls who were working. The clothes were on the cheaper looking end of the spectrum ranging from basic…

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Who's going out to get some strange?

Off I go into the wild blue yonder.

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Some well deserved consequences

Police chief arrested for soliciting prostitute in undercover police action http://dailym.ai/1wvn0dM This was so well deserved. If cops are going to set up sting operations to catch stupid PLs looking for pussy, then they're going to get caught up in it…

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Some brilliant art!

Did any of you see this? Chick walks around museum nude as performance art! She's pretty hot! http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/milo-moire-naked-baby-walk/

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Dirty Dancing

What's the lewdest dance you've ever seen a stripper do?

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So I went to the doctor for a physical.....

At the end he said, "I need a semen,a urine, and a stool sample" I said, "Hey doc, I'm in a hurry, how about I leave you my underwear?"

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I've got several questions about this Tampa 2 AMer.

TAMPA -- A bouncer from the Crazy Horse strip club in Town 'n' Country shot and fatally wounded a patron in the parking lot early Saturday, deputies said. Around 1 a.m., Angel Reyes, 22, of Tampa and his brother got into…

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Mailbox

Anyone know where the mailbox went on the mobile version of this site? I've logged in and everything and not seeing the option on the menu and you cannot scroll down anymore. Someone suggested it was below the…

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Are Out of Towners at a Disadvantage Compared to Locals When it Comes to OTC?

IME, the advantages and disadvantages just about balance out and I don't think there is a difference one way or the other. At the end of the day the over riding factor is that hookers have sex with people for…

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My first OTC was a nightmare

My very first time attempted OTC with this white girl. She was around my age, She was full of spirit and joy. She showed me so much attention that I thought I was the king of the world. I got…

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OT: "Small Businesses Are Going on a Hiring Binge"

"Small business, responsible for most American job creation, is finally gaining momentum, giving an expansion approaching its sixth anniversary some legs and leading an acceleration in job creation. Confidence is near a post-2007 peak for small companies, construction is recovering…

Politics

Could Obama be impeached by congress for using executive actions in violation of

I am just hearing about Obama'a use of executive action to ban bullets for the AR15, a popular rifle. He couldn't enact a gun ban so he decided to ban the bullets which in my opinion, is the same…

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Do you buy drinks for strippers?

I was at the Penthouse Philly and this stripper came and sat by me. She started a conversation. I was having a red bull after drinking a bottle of water because I had to get to work. Five minutes later…

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Motor Homes

I wonder if this is what SJG has in mind for the strip club parking lot? http://dailym.ai/1wvn0dM

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I Love a Tight Vagina

But this is carrying a good thing too far http://dailym.ai/1wuxjig

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How do you approach a stripper for OTC?

So, you see a beautiful stripper. How do you know whether she will be willing for OTC? Is a stripper who is liberal in the regular lap dance room likely to make a good OTC? Do you try first…

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Vladimir Putin is a PL

http://dailym.ai/1wvxlXc

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OT: Rest in Peace, Mr. Spock.

Leonard Nimoy, best known as the half-Vulcan Mr. Spock from Star Trek, died of end-stage chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. He was 83. His Mr. Spock was an inspiration for generations, something that any current and future actors can never hope to…

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Pervy Paraguayan cop busted for dancing with stripper at police station

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2015/02/26/pervy-paraguayan-cop-busted-for-dancing-with-stripper-at-police-station/

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What is an inappropriate lap dance?

Columbus, GA - A strip club owner and two of his dancers were arrested on Wednesday night. 58-year old Donald Cook owns and operates Club Paradise on Victory Drive. 23-year old Porsha Smith and 28-year old Lisa Pine are both…

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We can't say "retard" anymore?

I watched a movie where a guy was called a "fucking retard", and both words were silenced. It was on FX. Really?

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What am I suppose to do in this situation?

One of my regular dancer always sit down next to me and chat with me for a few min, then when I don't buy a LD from her asap, she always came up with excuse like I have to go…

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What do you do with the items clubs give away as promotions

Every so often I'll be in a club that has a promotional give away. They will give you a T shirt, DVD, a can cozy or other worthless crap with their logo on it for going to a private dance…

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Dancer: "I wanna do more but the club won't let me"

I have read a lot of comments on here about bouncers, cameras, & clubs putting the kibosh on extra curricular activities. A lot of them seem to indicate the dancers would allow more if they weren't restricted. Other…

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Will somebody explain "the system"?

The thread "Da'System by rickyboy" by juicebox69 has been bumped hundreds of times by Dougster! What's up with that? What is this system?

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Darnell Dockett tells kids to stay out of strip clubs

You would think their age would keep them out. http://www.azcentral.com/story/inside-12/2015/02/26/12-news-darnell-dockett-no-strip-clubs-to-kids/24047161/

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OT: jestie214 and RickyBoy Better be Careful what they Post on Facebook...

Days when jestie didn't take his anti-depressants (or "fuckin' anti-depressants" as he might say) and days when RickyBoy hasn't had his whiskey yet and is drowning in his shame of failing to be Gordon Gekko: http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/feb/26/facebook-rolls-out-new-suicide-prevention-support-tools

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Cosby or Tiger?

Who is getting the better "sex rep"?

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Using A Dancer For A Wingman

Have you ever taken a dancer to a club that worked for another club? I have done it a couple of times. Results were pretty darn good due to the "diva factor" with the dancers simply trying to show…

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The Silver Dollar

The silver dollar in Ottawa what a fuckin dump. The girls are horrible they must be all the trash that got rejected at all the good clubs. This one reject Kristin Devlin what a ugly bitch and she stinks like…

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I don't care what you PLs say...

Two girl LDs are awesome. Had a chance to swing by my favorite club tonight. CF was working but tied up by a whale. She made a point in coming by and saying hi after her stage set and was apologetic,…

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Wanna know what the # song was the day you were born?

The Chattanooga Choo Choo was mine. http://playback.fm/birthday-song

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FyI, Victoria Secret's swim wear special on now

Watching it while online. Rather see them naked though.

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Tuscl meet Monday Detroit Penthouse?

Hi all, I've orchestrated what could be my last trip to detroit for awhile as my territory just lost michigan. I'll be at Penthouse Club around 5:30 to probably 9 as I had my best time there between there,…

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Ode To Dougster

Because he quite the comedian, get me to login gain and again Prophet he must be, the government was behind his own economic prophecy. He got a way with Rickey Boy, and their banter is a cause for joy Dougster oh Douggie the…

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Dating Civvie cutting into my SC Funds.

So I've been dating a civvie for the last few weeks. She's gorgeous so I'm not going to cut it off, and thanks to my stripper spending ways, she seems cheaper than the alternative. Of course there's pressure on…

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Try explaining this to your wife.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/married-tv-presenter-takes-mystery-5234720

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I don't understand the concept of a mistress

Was watching some show on tv and it just occurred to me that I don't understand the concept of a mistress. As in a lasting sexual relationship with someone you're not married to, while married. Don't get me wrong, I understand…

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ATF Reunion

Had a reunion with the ATF after many months apart. It was fun, and we picked up right where we left off. She hasn't changed one bit. But I've changed a lot, and as a result I couldn't…

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OT: Just when you think you've seen it all.

So, I'm sitting at a bar this afternoon (non-strip club) and I notice on the large screen at the sports bar, they have the "UDL" championship being shown. UDL stands for: "Ultimate Dodgeball League". LOL!!! Can ESPN "The Ocho" and "Obscure Sports…

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The Gentlemens Club Expo 2015

Didn’t know this existed – it seems to be more for the industry than PLs – has anyone ever attended one of these? Supposed to be held this year in New Orleans from 8/23 -8/26 but the cost is like 200…

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Humanity and OTC

I've had a lot of fun with strippers over the years, but sometimes I question the tactics I use to convince reluctant girls to breach the OTC barrier. When I say reluctant, I don't mean the type of resistance…

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Brilliant clip for shadowcat!

No message just thought it was funny! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOuVfypoTao

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This guy drove 45 min to this strip club and then just go home within a min

I met this Hispanic dude about couple months ago. He used to be all about smoking, drinking and having a good times. He gets like few LD from different girls every time he was there. He was also very fun…

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No one like me on TUSCL

Since the last couple days I have been getting negative reputation and build up this "asshole" image, which isn't true. I am not that kinda person in real life. I have always treated strippers with respect, matter of fact I…

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Just found out about Christina Aguchi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU0s4Je9Hzk wow she has by far the best pole dancing skill in my opinion, some of her moves are simply too amazing. Even tho she isn't by far the hottest looking Asian chick but her body is smoking hot at least.

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What's the quickest way to get a stripper's attention?

What's the quickest way to get a stripper's attention and become her regular? I guess only getting LD from her and tip her like crazy whenever she is dancing on the stage. Me personally I like to massage the girl's…

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There is this interesting girl at my local strip club

There was this new black girl who just started last week at my local strip club who goes by the name Heaven. She is mid 20ish, with light skin and very fit body. She looks pretty above average but she…

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Brilliant web site!

http://hottiesinpublicwow.tumblr.com What did we do for porn before the net? Internet porn is just brilliant!

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Strippers Go Undercover on Snapchat

I'm glad to see that the New York Times has started to cover serious stories: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/26/style/strippers-go-undercover-on-snapchat.html

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LOST and FOUND

Ever wonder where some posters have disappeared to? I miss Bag Boy James. But I think I found him. I always wondered how he supported himself after leaving his job at the Piggly Wiggly and started across the country on…

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TUSCL'S AWARDS

The Oscars have come and gone but it did get me thinking if we gave out TUSCL awards who would win and for what categories...

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Are extras and OTC on the increase?

Besides checking favorite clubs on TUSCL every day, I also spend some time on that other site. No, not StripperWeb -- I mean StripClubList.com. Yeah, I know -- it's chaotic, crude, anonymous, and utterly unreliable, but every once…

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How do you use TUSCL?

How often do you check TUSCL? What features do you use? I'm on TUSCL at least once a day. I glance at the new reviews to see if anyone has reviewed famous clubs such as Mons Venus, Follies, and Baby Dolls,…

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Diva's DD's Brilliant?

....inquiring eyes want know ; ) She's already sold us on her witty personality

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Legit SC Dive Bar Question

After Nukams awesome advice I started frequenting a dive bar. There is one particular stripper I really really want to fuck. So its been about 2 months and I'm a regular at this point, last month she asked me how…

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What would you do?

You live pay check to pay check and all your cash goes to paying bills. You job is grueling and you haven't seen a naked lady in months. You have to go get some release. So on this day you…

Tijuana

Hong Kong TJ

Has anyone had the pleasure of meeting Loretta at Hong Kong? She is a tiny spicy Latina. I mean tiny. 5'0 95 pounds dark beautiful skin with an all natural body an a perfect ass. I met her a…

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Women who got married.

Had a friend tell me once "there are married women and then there are women who got married" ... maybe for family, financial, even religious reasons. I find that on any given month I always have an opportunity to…

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PL Buddhism

To want is to suffer. To want strippers is to give yourself a fucking nervous breakdown. Suppose there was daily pill that, with no side effects, would make you totally lose interest in sex. Takers? I would at least try…

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Is she your type ?

Was bored and surfing YouTube and came across this dancer. What do you think of her looks – yay, nay, abstain? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbQ3b0ana3U

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Geez - and I thought StripperWeb was bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uf_5I6W5oI

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2AMer at 11:20PM

Guy shoots at cops in the parking lot of one of Portland's many Felony Flats strip clubs. Ends up dead. http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/02/man_found_dead_from_apparent_s.html

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Drama

On Stripperlover83's discussion yesterday regarding wild stripper stories, I detailed one night with my ATF and several other readers raised questions regarding my activities and reviews. I've only reviewed 7 clubs because I just don't get out much any more.…

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I think there is something wrong with me

Every once in a while whenever I am in a strip club, I would crave for some attention, I wanted a stripper all over me and tell me how much she wants to have fun with me in the back,…

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I was thinking about

http://www.sirina.tv/article/6961/latasha-marzolla-apo-ton-paradeiso-sto-ring-photo-video Well, several things.

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Brilliant story!

So, you got a Green Beret, a Navy Seal, and a pathetic strip club hound! The general hands each of them a gun and says, 'Your spouse is seated next door, in a room, in a chair. In order to…

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OT: Que Sera Sera!

I think this is brilliant! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZbKHDPPrrc

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Lies

I expect to be lied to at a strip club. But until recently I'd never had a dancer lie in response to my frequent question: "are your breasts real or fake." I always ask this if I'm interested,…

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Is it still a 2AMer if the guy kills himself?

PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN 6) – A city-wide manhunt that stretched well into the early hours of Wednesday morning came to a dramatic close, with the fleeing gunman likely taking his own life as a police plane flew overhead, the Portland…

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What is the most unusual occupation a dancer has told you she is studying

I have had many dancers "going" to nursing school, beauty school and dental assistant school. The most unusual was a girl in mortician school and claimed she was almost done except for her "internship". Another who claimed to be working…

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I guess local LE forgot to inform the Feds about the Sting

Looks like a "high up" fed got with his pants down. Anyone willing to bet this guy goes on paid suspension for a few weeks and is back to work. One of the problems with make all sex illegal is…

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The Meaning of "G"

Why does LeBron James sign his Twitter comments "G"? I looked it up on urban dictionary and it could mean "gangsta" (or apparently now gansta). But LeBron doesn't seem like a gangsta. Does it mean he found the

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Amateur Customers

Amateur customers sometimes piss me off, I'm working on getting higher mileage than usual from an adorable blond. She's pushing for the insanely expensive VIP, and I make clear that I require VIP mileage in a regular lap dance…

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Would you pay twice your normal lap dance price to get dances from a hot 9 versu

I was just wondering. I read a review and I believe the hot dancer someone posted about was a dancer I consider a 9 or 9.5. Much better than the 6's, 7's, and an 8.. However I…

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Just met the dumbest stripper for the night.

So I visited a strip club earlier and it was a let down so I decided to visit my regular strip club instead, and there was this new girl that name Rachel and she took the name of one of…

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Congrats to All Wolfpack Fans! 58 to 46. NCSU Victory at Chapel Hill

Loved it. Great game.