TUSCLers

58 comments

• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Only one. And he never participated in the discussions. Just wrote reviews.
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  39:
  
  Thisoldman played 1
  trojangreg
  minnow
  Jepello
  XTommX
  shekitout
  JGB133
  lousygolferdude
  vincemichaels
  badcat988
  joey2002
  uscue13
  Clubber
  rob0411
  magicrat
  snowtime
  Timboatl
  StripShopper
  Chandler
  Bustanutz
  Ghostbuster360
  Rod8432
  Samsung1
  Canny
  Joewebber
  
  jimmonroe
  SemiCrazy
  Ime
  VeryBigDawg
  Silkypants
  Coclubber
  Bubba267
  Papi_Chulo
  Goodsouthernboy
  John 08753
  Thekingof32
  JohnSmith69
  Jabberwock
  Eyeamlong
  
• MrDeuce

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  9 years ago

  None so far -- just lots of PM follow-ups to reviews or discussions. I'd like to join some fellow TUSCLers in Detroit sometime..
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  @shadowcat- how do you remember all of them?
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  ranukam - that is what computers are for. I did not post their real names. Nor did I post the 6 dancers that I have met who have posted on here.
• UKfan

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  9 years ago

  I am new on here so none yet. If anyone is in the Dayton area or close to it in Cincinnati like I am then hit me up.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  14
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  None that I know of.
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  There used to be a very frequent poster on this board -- from comments he made about his job, where he was born, where he clubbed -- all led me to believe this could be a guy I went to school with. One day he PM'd me and somehow his personal Hotmail account was in the PM. Sure enough, my guess was right. I never went to a club with him but did know him in the past.
• Dougster

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  9 years ago

  Stiletto is the only one I'm sure I met. I'd be surprised if CLub_Goer and I hadn't unknowingly met however.
  
  I'm sure RickyBoy and I will meet before long, however. He should be pretty easy to spot - white polyester suit running the System and all.
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  I take that back, I have clubbed with one, but he doesn't participate in the discussions, just writes reviews.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  ranukam, I don't know if I'm honored or freaked out to be the first TUSCLer that you meet. You're not gay or a psychopath are you?
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  I want to be there when Dougster and Rick meet. My bet is they really hit it off.
• GoVikings

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  9 years ago

  duomaxell
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  “… ranukam, I don't know if I'm honored or freaked out to be the first TUSCLer that you meet. You're not gay or a psychopath are you …”
  
  IDK myself but the word is he is overly well endowed so be careful if you have to bend over to pick up something.
  
• Corvus

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  9 years ago

  So far, only two. One hasn't participated in a few years, the other took a break but returned part time to TUSCL recently.
  
  Looking forward to meeting a few others soon in Portland. And Papi, I don't think we have anything to worry about, other than ranukam getting all the attention from the ladies.
• sclvr5005

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  9 years ago

  Lopaw is the only one that I knowingly clubbed with so far. I guess I could have unknowingly run into another TUSCLer somewhere in the COI.
• farmerart

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  9 years ago

  Just 3 for me.....trojangreg, vincemichaels, and a chance encounter with a weirdo who wrote just a single review and never participated in the discussions.
  
  On another occasion i was sitting at the bar in the old French Maid in Calgary chatting with a traveling oilman from Houston. This guy says to me:
  
  "I found this strip club website called TUSCL and read a review of this club by a dude calling himself farmerart. Good review so I decided to drop in to the club."
  
  I choked on my beer.
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  Lol. I'm pretty sure my taste in women is a little different from most of you. I don't think we'll be vying attention for the same women. That well endowed thing is just a rumor lol.
  
  @JS69- I hardly ever travel, and not too many TUSCLers visit Portland.
• lopaw

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  9 years ago

  Met minnow & sclvr5005 so far. Both great guys. I have met a few guys from my local LA sites like zbone & bonedin. I have met tons of dancers thru those sites too. Never met a dancer from TUSCL, tho I came close with a chick from OC that posted here for a minute - anyone remember Dancinggal? She evaded both me & SlickSpic after throwing us some teasers about where she was working, and then disappeared off radar.
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  I don't know the exact count or remember all the names. Met a few at sc's birthday in Follies. Clubbed with vincemichaels when he visited Florida a couple of times. Papi, Silkypants, and a couple of others at our Tootsie's meet. That was so bad for me, I'm surprised I remember those two. Papi likely remembers who was there.
  One other I've not "met" but we were in the LD area at the same time, edak94. I talked with him on here and he recalled coming into the LD area and turned out I was in there with my fave of that time. He knew her and we were the only ones there.
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  Man, vincemichaels clubbed in Canada and S. Florida. Quite a distance.
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  Zero. I like remaining anonymous but it's possible some dancers could have identified me and not told me if they read this site. I assume they don't but could be wrong. If I eventually meet up with one or more of you guys, no big deal. I know we might be in the same clubs at the same time but I'm almost always busy with dancers. It might be nice to have someone to save the table if they don't get as many two for ones as I often get. That seems to be dropping though. I think I spent close to 140 something last weekend total and was trying to remember how in the world did I manage to spend that much. Just a year ago,I would have been cutting back to only spend that much. A couple of weekends ago I thought I spent about 60 bucks total in two clubs and that included a stop at Burger king. It was so exciting.
• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  As far as I know, none, although I think I once met a guy from USASG.
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  I'm not even sure how many years I've been in this site.
• minnow

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  9 years ago

  I've met 8- 7 customers, 1 dancer with 1 review.
• azdd

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  9 years ago

  Have met Chili Palmer and a Richard Head at the HiLiter in Phoenix, but it was many years ago. We compared notes on SW/SCJ before TUSCL became an active discussion forum. I have traded PMs regularly with a handful of others, mostly to chat about Arizona clubs and favorite dancers. Like most, I prefer staying relatively anonymous, but do appreciate sharing info with other junkies if they seem reasonably credible and normal (yeah, we're all SOOO normal....).
• jackslash

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  9 years ago

  I expected that TUSCLers would be creepy, perverted weirdos, but all the ones I've met have been nice, intelligent, normal people. Nothing like me.
  
  Offhand, I remember meeting Silkypants, Papi, Clubber, and Wongy.
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Jack,
  
  That reminds me of the Groucho Marx line
  
  "I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a
  member"
  
  
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  shark,
  
  Easy, 5.
  
  sharkhunter Joined Apr 2010
• DandyDan

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  9 years ago

  I met one guy who wrote a review of one of my regular clubs once. I read his review, which mentioned his wife, and I immediately recognized who they were, so I wrote them, and we got together the next time they were in town. He was a good guy, but they were out of my league socially. Other than that, no one.
• Holdem2

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  9 years ago

  I haven't met a TUSCLer yet either, but who knows how many of each other we have seen and never knew it. Who's up for southern half of IL?
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  DD,
  
  OK, you can't say something like that and leave it hanging!!!
  
  So this guy is a clubber and, it appears, with his wife. You meet them. And then what??? A threesome, just you and her? Inquiring minds need to know. :)
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  I met one that now deleted his account because his wife found it
• sclvr5005

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  9 years ago

  @Rechthaberei- questions are fun, but you gotta see her in action. Very impressive.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  I've met a half dozen, and am increasingly trying to meet more in my travels. Of course the holy grail of tuscler visits would be to get SJG out of his moms basement and club with Me. Santa clara county himself. I'm thinkin I'll catch him in his upcoming strip club motorhome tour.
• Mate27

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  9 years ago

  "Do you know how I know you're gay?"
• ime

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  9 years ago

  I can see it now he pulls up to a strip club in motorhome they tell him he can't park his house in the strip club parking lot, this happens everywhere he tries and the hooker revolution goes out with a whimper SJg then slinks back to his moms basement. he then begins his unabomber phase. Three weeks later a fingerlessSJG cries himself to sleep on the futon in his moms basement.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Unabomber phase. Funny.
  
  "Fingerless, clad in a purple dress, the king of Santa Clara AMPs slowly cries himself to sleep in his mon's basement. There will be
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  One more time.
  
  "Fingerless, clad in a purple dress, the king of Santa Clara AMPs slowly cries himself to sleep in his mom's basement. His dreams of kissing a woman are over, and there will be no 100,000 word posts tonight."
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  Hmmm I would want to meet:
  
  Motörhead - think he's hilarious on here
  
  Dougster - I find myself at times agreeing 100% with him and at other times wanting to motherfuck him but I enjoy his reviews and he's an interesting character.
  
  Londonguy - just plain cool
  
  Rechthaberbei - could happen one day since he's in detroit
  
  Rankukam - cool as well but we are on opposite ends of the country
  
  I would like to be a fly on the wall with a night out with ldk82 - I'm sure that would be interesting.
  
  Lastly I would love to meet diva1975 and hot stuff and I have tried to meet but my schedule never matches up with hers - someday...
  
  When I used to travel to Toronto a lot I had met 2 dancers that posted on another Canadian review site. One, we hit it off real well and after chatting a bit I told her who I was, the other after meeting her I didn't like her so I didn't fess up to my internet identity to her.
• Holdem2

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  9 years ago

  I think a club visit with Papi, John Smith, Londonguy, Mr. Deuce, Skibum (although I despise lawyers) or any chick that posts here would be fun.
  
  My all-time favorite poster was Dr. F. Who remembers him snogging Tijuana chicas?
• DandyDan

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  9 years ago

  @Clubber-
  Nothing happened. It's not that they were bad people, it's just that it's clear they were a lot richer than me and the man was never going to leave me alone with his wife.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  From the thread:
  
  https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…
  
  “… Papi, Silkypants, and a couple of others at our Tootsie's meet. That was so bad for me, I'm surprised I remember those two. Papi likely remembers who was there …”
  
  It was you; me; silkypants; and jackslash – that was it.
  
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  Damn- the above post was supposed to be a PM to "clubber" not a damn post (I'm getting old and slow).
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  9 years ago

  I've met three customer members (none are well known), and two dancer members. All from here in Seattle.
  
  @ Dougster: If you really think you've met Stiletto25, PM with her stage name, where and when she danced. I'm not convinced you've met her.
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  DD,
  
  Sorry about your luck? Of course if she was a typical dive club "looker", then you were lucky he didn't! :)
• Dougster

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  9 years ago

  @CG: Sorry, Don't think she would want me sharing her personal information with others.
• DandyDan

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  9 years ago

  @Clubber-
  If the wife were a real dancer, she would be one of those 30/40-something dancers who still got what it takes.
  
  There was one trip I made to that club after I met them when they were there where they ended up taking 3 girls to the VIP. That seems extravagant for a no extras club.
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  DD,
  
  Perhaps with their money it WAS an extras club. :)
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  None, but if anyone wants to meet me and lives in the NW Burbs of Chicago, come to one of our gigs! Bring strippers.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  9 years ago

  @ Dougster: I remain convinced that you don't know who she is. You only like brag that you do because she was a popular contributor on TUSCL. I know her work history (as a dancer) and stage name. That's not such personal information that anyone would be uncomfortable divulging, even in a PM, if they actually knew it.
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  @shailynn- thanks bro! You're a cool motherfucker too.
• Dougster

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  9 years ago

  @CG: Sorry but I think it's obvious that if you know a dancer's stage name and work history here you should not divulge it to a third party without her permission. If you can't see that then you either completely retarded or just saying things to try and boost your own popularity.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  9 years ago

  Dougo, you're still wrong. I don't have the ego that you do. I know the info. I'm just trying to see if your claim is actually true. Now that I've given you three chances to prove it, I've made my point. You don't know who she is. OR, can you simply describe her?
• Dougster

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  9 years ago

  Check your PMs, CG
• DoctorPhil

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  9 years ago

  no public reply to Dougster’s supposed PM?
  
  are we to conclude that Dougster met the burden of proof that he did indeed know the lady in question?
  
  will bernie sanders once and for all officially rename the Democrat Party the Socialist Party?
  
  what retarded shit will the retard zipman68 (aka zipperhead, aka slaux.pas, aka theprophetjuice, aka 4got2wipe) post next?
  
• GoVikings

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  8 years ago

  TUSCLers i've now met
  
  duomaxwell (dancer)
  shadowcat
  John Smith69
  EastCoaster
  chandler
  snowtime
  GACA
  eyeamlong
  Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx
  VeryBigDawg