TUSCLers

Clackport
Washington
I've been on TUSCL for almost six years, and I haven't met any TUSCLers. In the next two weeks, I will have met three or four well known TUSCLers. It's weird how that works lol.

How many TUSCLers have you met/clubbed with?

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motorhead
10 years ago
Only one. And he never participated in the discussions. Just wrote reviews.
shadowcat
10 years ago
39:

Thisoldman played 1
trojangreg
minnow
Jepello
XTommX
shekitout
JGB133
lousygolferdude
vincemichaels
badcat988
joey2002
uscue13
Clubber
rob0411
magicrat
snowtime
Timboatl
StripShopper
Chandler
Bustanutz
Ghostbuster360
Rod8432
Samsung1
Canny
Joewebber

jimmonroe
SemiCrazy
Ime
VeryBigDawg
Silkypants
Coclubber
Bubba267
Papi_Chulo
Goodsouthernboy
John 08753
Thekingof32
JohnSmith69
Jabberwock
Eyeamlong
MrDeuce
10 years ago
None so far -- just lots of PM follow-ups to reviews or discussions. I'd like to join some fellow TUSCLers in Detroit sometime..
Clackport
10 years ago
@shadowcat- how do you remember all of them?
shadowcat
10 years ago
ranukam - that is what computers are for. I did not post their real names. Nor did I post the 6 dancers that I have met who have posted on here.
UKfan
10 years ago
I am new on here so none yet. If anyone is in the Dayton area or close to it in Cincinnati like I am then hit me up.
Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
14
PhantomGeek
10 years ago
None that I know of.
motorhead
10 years ago
There used to be a very frequent poster on this board -- from comments he made about his job, where he was born, where he clubbed -- all led me to believe this could be a guy I went to school with. One day he PM'd me and somehow his personal Hotmail account was in the PM. Sure enough, my guess was right. I never went to a club with him but did know him in the past.
Dougster
10 years ago
Stiletto is the only one I'm sure I met. I'd be surprised if CLub_Goer and I hadn't unknowingly met however.

I'm sure RickyBoy and I will meet before long, however. He should be pretty easy to spot - white polyester suit running the System and all.
Clackport
10 years ago
I take that back, I have clubbed with one, but he doesn't participate in the discussions, just writes reviews.
JohnSmith69
10 years ago
ranukam, I don't know if I'm honored or freaked out to be the first TUSCLer that you meet. You're not gay or a psychopath are you?
JohnSmith69
10 years ago
I want to be there when Dougster and Rick meet. My bet is they really hit it off.
GoVikings
10 years ago
duomaxell
Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
“… ranukam, I don't know if I'm honored or freaked out to be the first TUSCLer that you meet. You're not gay or a psychopath are you …”

IDK myself but the word is he is overly well endowed so be careful if you have to bend over to pick up something.
Corvus
10 years ago
So far, only two. One hasn't participated in a few years, the other took a break but returned part time to TUSCL recently.

Looking forward to meeting a few others soon in Portland. And Papi, I don't think we have anything to worry about, other than ranukam getting all the attention from the ladies.
sclvr5005
10 years ago
Lopaw is the only one that I knowingly clubbed with so far. I guess I could have unknowingly run into another TUSCLer somewhere in the COI.
farmerart
10 years ago
Just 3 for me.....trojangreg, vincemichaels, and a chance encounter with a weirdo who wrote just a single review and never participated in the discussions.

On another occasion i was sitting at the bar in the old French Maid in Calgary chatting with a traveling oilman from Houston. This guy says to me:

"I found this strip club website called TUSCL and read a review of this club by a dude calling himself farmerart. Good review so I decided to drop in to the club."

I choked on my beer.
Clackport
10 years ago
Lol. I'm pretty sure my taste in women is a little different from most of you. I don't think we'll be vying attention for the same women. That well endowed thing is just a rumor lol.

@JS69- I hardly ever travel, and not too many TUSCLers visit Portland.
lopaw
10 years ago
Met minnow & sclvr5005 so far. Both great guys. I have met a few guys from my local LA sites like zbone & bonedin. I have met tons of dancers thru those sites too. Never met a dancer from TUSCL, tho I came close with a chick from OC that posted here for a minute - anyone remember Dancinggal? She evaded both me & SlickSpic after throwing us some teasers about where she was working, and then disappeared off radar.
Clubber
10 years ago
I don't know the exact count or remember all the names. Met a few at sc's birthday in Follies. Clubbed with vincemichaels when he visited Florida a couple of times. Papi, Silkypants, and a couple of others at our Tootsie's meet. That was so bad for me, I'm surprised I remember those two. Papi likely remembers who was there.
One other I've not "met" but we were in the LD area at the same time, edak94. I talked with him on here and he recalled coming into the LD area and turned out I was in there with my fave of that time. He knew her and we were the only ones there.
Clubber
10 years ago
Man, vincemichaels clubbed in Canada and S. Florida. Quite a distance.
sharkhunter
10 years ago
Zero. I like remaining anonymous but it's possible some dancers could have identified me and not told me if they read this site. I assume they don't but could be wrong. If I eventually meet up with one or more of you guys, no big deal. I know we might be in the same clubs at the same time but I'm almost always busy with dancers. It might be nice to have someone to save the table if they don't get as many two for ones as I often get. That seems to be dropping though. I think I spent close to 140 something last weekend total and was trying to remember how in the world did I manage to spend that much. Just a year ago,I would have been cutting back to only spend that much. A couple of weekends ago I thought I spent about 60 bucks total in two clubs and that included a stop at Burger king. It was so exciting.
georgmicrodong
10 years ago
As far as I know, none, although I think I once met a guy from USASG.
sharkhunter
10 years ago
I'm not even sure how many years I've been in this site.
minnow
10 years ago
I've met 8- 7 customers, 1 dancer with 1 review.
azdd
10 years ago
Have met Chili Palmer and a Richard Head at the HiLiter in Phoenix, but it was many years ago. We compared notes on SW/SCJ before TUSCL became an active discussion forum. I have traded PMs regularly with a handful of others, mostly to chat about Arizona clubs and favorite dancers. Like most, I prefer staying relatively anonymous, but do appreciate sharing info with other junkies if they seem reasonably credible and normal (yeah, we're all SOOO normal....).
jackslash
10 years ago
I expected that TUSCLers would be creepy, perverted weirdos, but all the ones I've met have been nice, intelligent, normal people. Nothing like me.

Offhand, I remember meeting Silkypants, Papi, Clubber, and Wongy.
motorhead
10 years ago
Jack,

That reminds me of the Groucho Marx line

"I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a
member"

Clubber
10 years ago
shark,

Easy, 5.

sharkhunter Joined Apr 2010
DandyDan
10 years ago
I met one guy who wrote a review of one of my regular clubs once. I read his review, which mentioned his wife, and I immediately recognized who they were, so I wrote them, and we got together the next time they were in town. He was a good guy, but they were out of my league socially. Other than that, no one.
Holdem2
10 years ago
I haven't met a TUSCLer yet either, but who knows how many of each other we have seen and never knew it. Who's up for southern half of IL?
Clubber
10 years ago
DD,

OK, you can't say something like that and leave it hanging!!!

So this guy is a clubber and, it appears, with his wife. You meet them. And then what??? A threesome, just you and her? Inquiring minds need to know. :)
crazyjoe
10 years ago
I met one that now deleted his account because his wife found it
sclvr5005
10 years ago
@Rechthaberei- questions are fun, but you gotta see her in action. Very impressive.
JohnSmith69
10 years ago
I've met a half dozen, and am increasingly trying to meet more in my travels. Of course the holy grail of tuscler visits would be to get SJG out of his moms basement and club with Me. Santa clara county himself. I'm thinkin I'll catch him in his upcoming strip club motorhome tour.
Mate27
10 years ago
"Do you know how I know you're gay?"
ime
10 years ago
I can see it now he pulls up to a strip club in motorhome they tell him he can't park his house in the strip club parking lot, this happens everywhere he tries and the hooker revolution goes out with a whimper SJg then slinks back to his moms basement. he then begins his unabomber phase. Three weeks later a fingerlessSJG cries himself to sleep on the futon in his moms basement.
JohnSmith69
10 years ago
Unabomber phase. Funny.

"Fingerless, clad in a purple dress, the king of Santa Clara AMPs slowly cries himself to sleep in his mon's basement. There will be
JohnSmith69
10 years ago
One more time.

"Fingerless, clad in a purple dress, the king of Santa Clara AMPs slowly cries himself to sleep in his mom's basement. His dreams of kissing a woman are over, and there will be no 100,000 word posts tonight."
shailynn
10 years ago
Hmmm I would want to meet:

Motörhead - think he's hilarious on here

Dougster - I find myself at times agreeing 100% with him and at other times wanting to motherfuck him but I enjoy his reviews and he's an interesting character.

Londonguy - just plain cool

Rechthaberbei - could happen one day since he's in detroit

Rankukam - cool as well but we are on opposite ends of the country

I would like to be a fly on the wall with a night out with ldk82 - I'm sure that would be interesting.

Lastly I would love to meet diva1975 and hot stuff and I have tried to meet but my schedule never matches up with hers - someday...

When I used to travel to Toronto a lot I had met 2 dancers that posted on another Canadian review site. One, we hit it off real well and after chatting a bit I told her who I was, the other after meeting her I didn't like her so I didn't fess up to my internet identity to her.
Holdem2
10 years ago
I think a club visit with Papi, John Smith, Londonguy, Mr. Deuce, Skibum (although I despise lawyers) or any chick that posts here would be fun.

My all-time favorite poster was Dr. F. Who remembers him snogging Tijuana chicas?
DandyDan
10 years ago
@Clubber-
Nothing happened. It's not that they were bad people, it's just that it's clear they were a lot richer than me and the man was never going to leave me alone with his wife.
Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
From the thread:

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

“… Papi, Silkypants, and a couple of others at our Tootsie's meet. That was so bad for me, I'm surprised I remember those two. Papi likely remembers who was there …”

It was you; me; silkypants; and jackslash – that was it.
Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
Damn- the above post was supposed to be a PM to "clubber" not a damn post (I'm getting old and slow).
Club_Goer_Seattle
10 years ago
I've met three customer members (none are well known), and two dancer members. All from here in Seattle.

@ Dougster: If you really think you've met Stiletto25, PM with her stage name, where and when she danced. I'm not convinced you've met her.
Clubber
10 years ago
DD,

Sorry about your luck? Of course if she was a typical dive club "looker", then you were lucky he didn't! :)
Dougster
10 years ago
@CG: Sorry, Don't think she would want me sharing her personal information with others.
DandyDan
10 years ago
@Clubber-
If the wife were a real dancer, she would be one of those 30/40-something dancers who still got what it takes.

There was one trip I made to that club after I met them when they were there where they ended up taking 3 girls to the VIP. That seems extravagant for a no extras club.
Clubber
10 years ago
DD,

Perhaps with their money it WAS an extras club. :)
rockstar666
10 years ago
None, but if anyone wants to meet me and lives in the NW Burbs of Chicago, come to one of our gigs! Bring strippers.
Club_Goer_Seattle
10 years ago
@ Dougster: I remain convinced that you don't know who she is. You only like brag that you do because she was a popular contributor on TUSCL. I know her work history (as a dancer) and stage name. That's not such personal information that anyone would be uncomfortable divulging, even in a PM, if they actually knew it.
Clackport
10 years ago
@shailynn- thanks bro! You're a cool motherfucker too.
Dougster
10 years ago
@CG: Sorry but I think it's obvious that if you know a dancer's stage name and work history here you should not divulge it to a third party without her permission. If you can't see that then you either completely retarded or just saying things to try and boost your own popularity.
Club_Goer_Seattle
10 years ago
Dougo, you're still wrong. I don't have the ego that you do. I know the info. I'm just trying to see if your claim is actually true. Now that I've given you three chances to prove it, I've made my point. You don't know who she is. OR, can you simply describe her?
Dougster
10 years ago
Check your PMs, CG
DoctorPhil
10 years ago
no public reply to Dougster’s supposed PM?

are we to conclude that Dougster met the burden of proof that he did indeed know the lady in question?

will bernie sanders once and for all officially rename the Democrat Party the Socialist Party?

what retarded shit will the retard zipman68 (aka zipperhead, aka slaux.pas, aka theprophetjuice, aka 4got2wipe) post next?
GoVikings
8 years ago
TUSCLers i've now met

duomaxwell (dancer)
shadowcat
John Smith69
EastCoaster
chandler
snowtime
GACA
eyeamlong
Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx
VeryBigDawg
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