Rolling into Club 390, exiting from...

Rolling into Club 390, exiting from the Party Bus with the Birthday Boy in tow. We wanted to be comfortable, sit together and have access to a variety of dancers. Greeted at the door by Dino, a Fl;oor Host, who asked if we wanted "a Package deal" or get some seats together and make our own space. We opted for the latter, since it was not about "us." We wanted the Birthday Boy to enjoy himself and not attract lots of attention to the group. We got some booths and tables ordered drinks and watched a continuous stream of dancers ranging from 5s to 9s take the stage and take dollars from the rail jockeys as they rubbed tis in the face and flashed the kitty for stage side tips.

We had been out for Steak Dinners and Cocktails and were in a good mood while in the Club. I approached Floor Host Nick, and told him the types of gals that our Birthday Boy preferred; and we out of his way to corral them over to our tables. As stated previously, you can get them from 20 years old through their 40's. Some are G.E.D. grads and some are college grads. Conversation will reveal their depth and breadth of knowledge in a hurry. I met TAVIN, a Blond who has traveled the circuit from NYC, TX and L.A. and she has some mileage, experience and knows how the game is played. I danced with Sapphire, during the Featured 'Dollar Dances and decided to take her back for a few during the 2-for-1 Golden Ticket, Willie Wonka Dance. Couldn't figure out the 'hook" or the value of the promotion and paid her full price for her topless dances as she gave as good as she got.

Bottom Line -- You ain't gonna get fucked or fucked over, unless that's what you want. You can ask for extras and those dancers who don't will tell you that they don't. They may suggest/recommend others that do ... and you might wanna get a second opinion before venturing to the VIP Suites. Can you enjoy Topless or Fully Nude Private Dances, for $20 and $30, respectively ? Why, ab-so-fuckin-lutely !! Drink prices are reasonable., Parking is ample, safe and FREE. I have some Day shift weekday Favorites and may have found some weekend late night interests. It's a clean clubs, with a bathroom troll, with lower entry fees and less bullshit than you will find at clubs near the airport or that joint in Ford Heights. If you got some time to kill and wanna meet some interesting ladies, stop by Club 390. If you want a Birthday Party, Bachelor Party Blast ... chat up one of the hosts and tell him how many, what night and the experience you want. They will go that extra mile to make you and your guys smile.