Will be clubbing in Baltimore tonight.....

Does this mean you will actually be doing a review?

No, maybe a 2 am report

Hit the local CVS before you go out.

I hear they are having a fire sale...

From the news it looks like the entire city is a "Hot Spot".

Any good places for a midnight stroll?

It may not be a good night for strip clubbing. Many of the dancers will be home helping their boyfriends inventory a volume of recently acquired goods from area drug stores, shoe stores and various Baltimore businesses that had fire sales last night.

Even worst than all that , there is a 10:00PM curfew so the club has to be closed and your ass home early. Also if you arrange OTC, you have to stay until 5:00AM. Stock up on condoms , lube and viagra.