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And I Don't Give a Damn About My Reputation

TUSCL has a bad reputation https://review.easycounter.com/tuscl-scam-report

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3 scenarios. how do you handle each?

1. You plan to be at the club at least a few hours and just got a beer buzz before last call. Suddenly while going to tip a dancer, a female customer yells at you over the noise in…

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Statue of Steve 229's idol in his front yard.....,

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01863/fulham-statue_1863809i.jpg Thats right, the King of Pop

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Spotted: Bigbiznezz

So if you didn't read Bigbiznezz's post about his backpage encounters - please do so - it's hilarious! Luckily the paparazzi was there to snap a few photos of the girls helping him with his wheelchair. Please take a gander: http://i.imgur.com/PCAVHiL.jpg Looks…

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Speaking of getting girls off script...

I went to the club last night. It was weirdly slow as hell. At night I'm used to having to at least stage tip, make eye contact or smile at a girl to be approached, but the thirst was real.…

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Joke of the day

There were three roosters on a farm. One was strait, one was dyslexic, and one was gay. Every morning when the sun came up the strait roostet would say, "cock a doodle dooooo, cock a doodle dooo!" The dyslexic rooster would say,…

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Akron on a Sunday

Hey, does anyone know if any of the following are open on Sunday afternoons in Akron Ole Glory Daze CW's Lustys Dreamers Girls Thanks

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Dougster and SJG Finally Meet

Dougster finally went down to San Jose and got SJG to come out of his basement to have lunch. What a day it was, talks about AMPs, love and ex wives - and I snapped a photo bitches!…

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Talking Shit

https://youtu.be/4deKVDhLOLg

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OT: Congrats to David Cameron and the Brits!

Good to see these results. One of my favorite politicians.

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Obama to hit 50 on state visit scoreboard

A CBS headline this AM. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/knollers-numbers-obama-finally-makes-it-to-all-50-states/ I find it interesting that there was no mention of one of obama's more famous, notorious, and idiotic statements. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws The ostrich media still brings up "potatoe" at times. Just another example of the media bias that exists

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

I was in the KOP area...

I was in the KOP area for a night of R&R after a visit to the Poconos for a few days on business. After striking out at a couple of bars, I looked up the…

Cheetah's of Florence

Florence, South Carolina

Have been to this clib several...

Have been to this clib several times so this is an overall review but specific to my last visit too. It is the only club in Florence and is smaller and less exciting than the…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Found the place OK. Despite the...

Found the place OK. Despite the odd looking address, the place is just east of Youngstown on US422. Since is easy to spot. I went in the front door facing the street first because I…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Come here quite often with friends...

Come here quite often with friends usually on a Saturday or Friday night. Club is in middle of the valley, sketchy area but clean and safe inside. Plenty of parking. Quality of girls are the…

The Diamond Lodge

Rootstown, Ohio

Lots of girls, wait a minute,...

Lots of girls, wait a minute, lots of CUTE girls. The quality was quite high. Not an ugly one in the bunch! Typical couple of songs rotation on the stage. Lots of comfy chairs to…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

I visited on a Saturday night,...

I visited on a Saturday night, arriving before 10 and staying until close (5 AM). It was that good! Best club I've visited outside of Las Vegas. It's a true gentleman's club. Large interior with plenty…

Sheri's Ranch

Pahrump, Nevada

Having never been to a legal...

Having never been to a legal brothel, this is certainly something every guy should get to experience, and was happy I did. It is easy to locate with GPS (though mine still took me a…

Colorado's

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

Went here early in the week,...

Went here early in the week, late at night so wasn't expecting too much, but ended up being a great night to my surprise. Decor was decent - not a super posh club, but…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I've visited the Cheetah's in Atlanta...

I've visited the Cheetah's in Atlanta which was amazing so I had high hopes for this club. I probably came in with too high of expectations as I thought it was just okay. As others…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I've been a regular of this...

I've been a regular of this club for 7+ years and have seen much talent come and go. Currently, the club is not at its peak in terms of talent, but there's still enough for…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Was in town for a convention....

Was in town for a convention. I guess most who frequent this club fall under the same category. It's a dive bar with a shady looking location; quite literally under a bridge.…

Zebra Show Bar

Canutillo, Texas

Went there alone. The place isn't...

Went there alone. The place isn't that appealing from the outside went in and paid 15$. You have to buy a drink in addition to the cover charge. There were 3 girls and only one…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I've read about this club for...

I've read about this club for years. It's been in the number one spot on TUSCL consistently for as long as I've known about it. I had had some vacation plans to go elsewhere…

Dancers Den

Akron, Ohio

Went in on a friday night,...

Went in on a friday night, around 11 pm. The parking lot is a decent size, so there was room to park. Got up to the door and was greeted by a larger friendly bouncer,…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Visited Tootsies on Tuesday, as always...

Visited Tootsies on Tuesday, as always easy parking. As always in the afternoons no cover charge. As always the girls are absolutely beautiful, all races and most body types are in the house. There is a heavy Hispanic…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

There is a small parking lot...

There is a small parking lot in the back that will always be full when you get there. There will be ample street parking if you don't mind parking down the street or around…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

This is a high class club...

This is a high class club in a safe area of town. I try to visit when I am in Charlotte. I dropped in around 8, paid the admission, and found a nice corner. Since…

Beehive Showbar

Salem Township, Pennsylvania

Driving thru one afternoon and was...

Driving thru one afternoon and was board and came upon The Beehive, hadent been in a while so I figured what the hell, see if it had gotten any better. When arrived was told…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Decided to try this instead of...

Decided to try this instead of MBoT as I was passing by. High cover, inside half the room filled by a long stage with rows of seats around it, then the other half is like…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Having not been to Fantasies in...

Having not been to Fantasies in a while, I decided to stop in and see what was new. Cutting straight to the point, the place has considerably gone down hill over time. The physical layout…

Beehive Showbar

Salem Township, Pennsylvania

I dropped by this place on...

I dropped by this place on a trip into Pittsburgh. It is right on the highway. The girls were just standing around waiting and waiting. Most of them smoking. Dropped several…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

I was bored one recent Saturday...

I was bored one recent Saturday afternoon, so I decided to visit this club along with two other clubs in south central Wisconsin. I started with this club around noon. No cover charge.…

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, New Jersey

This place is strange. Some...

This place is strange. Some very good points and some very bad points. Cover charge is reasonable , it's BYOB which is great because i wouldn't want to drink out of their glasses.…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

dropped by 7PM. Plenty of available...

dropped by 7PM. Plenty of available parking. Very small club. $6 cover. $6 btl of Coors Light. No bathroom stooge. Saw 3 dancers- 2 were larger. There was 1 fit one, a beautiful dancer…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Solid night. I would say probably...

Solid night. I would say probably about 15 girls. The dollar dances got it all started. Got about 5 of them just to see which girl would be the best dance. One girl, Hazel, I…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I was in the area and...

I was in the area and decided to stop by IS which at one point in time, many years ago now, was my favorite club in the Chicago area. Unfortunately, all things change and…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Was in downtown area on some...

Was in downtown area on some work and stopped by at NY Dolls at about 1:30 PM. Sat at the bar and ordered some drink on happy hour. But I found out that they dont…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

I will not bore you with...

I will not bore you with additional details about the look and layout of the club. Although the limits in K'zoo are distinctly different from the metro-Detroit area, there is something very fun and…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Another visit to this club within...

Another visit to this club within a couple months. I would not go into too much details on the club layout. I use to come here during daytime, since the quality is not as good…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

I finally went back to this...

I finally went back to this club after many years of not being in the area. Maybe it is because I am no longer 18 and this was the first club I ever went…

Las Palmas 2

Houston, Texas

Thought it worth to advise that...

Thought it worth to advise that this place has been closed down by the feds (late 2013), on the grounds of people trafficking. Don't know the truth or otherwise of this myself, but a…

The Brass Ass Lounge

Newport, Kentucky

At least you can say that...

At least you can say that the City of Newport is winning. The Brass Ass and its sister club across the street are just about done. Stopped by the other night at both…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

A visit my favorite dive...

A visit my favorite dive in America! Walked in around 4 pm on Friday and wanted to get in trouble Not much going on there except for one blond girl, sorry, can't remember name, that…

The Palace

Altoona, Pennsylvania

This place is a little difficult...

This place is a little difficult to find and isn't in a real nice part of town -- near the train-tracks. Others have adequately and accurately described the physical layout of the club. Bottle beer…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to CR. I am a fan. I passed on the valet parking and headed to the lot off the side. My 3 pm arrival set me back $6. I was…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Stopped by Flashdancers on a Friday...

Stopped by Flashdancers on a Friday afternoon around 3:30pm. I ordered a beer figuring I'd get two for about $8 for Happy Hour. The waitress said $12 please!! No Happy Hour…

Been waiting a long time to...

Been waiting a long time to try out the Lido Room. Been getting invitations for quite a while but there weren't any reviews from established TUSCL members so hard to trust them. I…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I hadn't been to this club...

I hadn't been to this club in almost 10 years so my recollection was fuzzy. There were two rent a cops in the parking lot which I suppose is good for security but was a…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Visited a few times - 2...

Visited a few times - 2 out of 3 were good and overall this place is much better than Doll House. $5 drinks. $1 gets the girl's top off at the pole, $5…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

This place is kinda trash Tuesday eving...

This place is kinda trash Tuesday eving I had some buissness to take care of out here so on my way home I thought I'd stop in and see what the fuss was all about As soon as…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

My second time to this club....

My second time to this club. I've been to about 6 clubs in the Baltimore area in the past few years. This is my favorite. On Wednesday's they have 2 for 1 dances for $30.…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

my first time at Vanity Grand...

my first time at Vanity Grand ...a dancer I know said she was working there...I parked in the large parking lot ......there was no cover charge at 5PM on a Saturday...I walked in to the…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Most everything has been said about...

Most everything has been said about this place that can be said. On a good day you will definitely enjoy yourself. On a bad day you will wonder why you stopped in. Today was a…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

Made a visit here to see...

Made a visit here to see what it's like. Well it was a hit and miss at the same time. There was 4 girls in plain clothes there who offered massages. 1…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

This is my favorite club. ...

This is my favorite club. One of the only I know of that offers a 15 minute VIP. The seats in the VIP are really comfortable, and although not 100% private, no one…

Body Shop Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

This place is retarded. The stage...

This place is retarded. The stage is behind the bar and after a song or two, the girl gets off stage and walks around the bar asking for tips. Pickings were slim and the place…

Lollipops Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Lollipop fans beware. Your club...

Lollipop fans beware. Your club is now closed. Here's a report from a local TV station. A Daytona Beach strip club known for its bad reputation was shut down Friday. The "Lollipops"…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

We arrived after a tigers game...

We arrived after a tigers game and the wings game started at 6. We didn't pay cover but did have to check our coats for $3. We then bought a bucket beer and…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

I had never been to this...

I had never been to this club before and I have been on the Akron SC scene for many years. I go with the reviews I read here on TUSCL and so far it never…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Gone a couple times in the...

Gone a couple times in the past to find 2 or 3 total bored girls. On a Friday evening (8:30pm-ish), went and found 10 or so... mostly bored girls. I was the…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

I had not been to the...

I had not been to the Rhino since their pricing structure changed. It hasn't changed much since then. $10 entrance fee $30 for a lap dance in the lap dance room $80 for 10 minutes in the…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

Plenty of girls, but also plenty...

Plenty of girls, but also plenty of customers. Nonetheless, probably the best strip club in the Ottawa-Gatineau area. The dancers are always very good looking with plenty of choices depending on what kind of stripper…

Tease Incorporated

Ottawa, Ontario

I like this strip club. Not...

I like this strip club. Not sure why. Actually, I kind of know why. It's a bit dingy. Looks a little rundown. Not a lot of dancers any night. It's out of the way, definitely,…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Another great trip to the Flight...

Another great trip to the Flight Club. The club is first class, good food, good drinks and most importantly beautiful women. This afternoon was no exception. Since I have reviewed this club so many times…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

This is a good place for...

This is a good place for the money dancers are hot (most of them couple look burnout and one looks like a skinny meth head but all are friendly) what killed it for me the…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

It's a good club I got...

It's a good club I got there on a Friday night with a buddy of mine the girls there are decent looking n some are down right sexy especially the Asian girls they have working…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

I typically visit this club in...

I typically visit this club in the early afternoon, when unfortunately, there are very few gals working, usually around 5. With so few ladies, you will quickly get bored of the same rotation over and…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited Spearmint Rhino with 3 buddies...

Visited Spearmint Rhino with 3 buddies on our annual Vegas trip. Called ahead and took the free limo service which is great. Tip the driver and you are on your way. Like most other reviewers…

Chicas Cabaret

Houston, Texas

I was visiting Houston for work...

I was visiting Houston for work and decided to drop in to this club mainly because it was close to my hotel. Parking is $10 or $20 for valet depending upon where you want to…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

I went to this club first...

I went to this club first time ever. I liked it and the parking was free. I paid the $10 fee to get in and it's byob. When I walked into the place it's dark…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

I made an unplanned stop at...

I made an unplanned stop at The Foxy Lady tonight and frankly wasn't thrilled with the entertainment. I arrived shortly after 6:00 when the night shift is just beginning and the dancers were slow getting…

Club 22

Progress, Pennsylvania

I'll start out by saying that...

I'll start out by saying that one visit to this place was more than enough. I showed up after midnight. The entrance was a very small lobby with a sliding glass cashier window. Nobody…

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A Dry Hump Day

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/07/a-fox-news-anchor-said-dry-hump-live-on-tv-and-her-co-host-had-the-best-reaction-5185823/

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Overview of Dayton Ohio Clubs?

I am going to be traveling to Dayton, Ohio in a couple of weeks and wonder if someone with experience in Dayton clubs could give an overview of them and make recommendations. I have read the reviews on the list…

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OT: Does your city/county have red light traffic cameras ?

Just curious – this shit is super annoying and seems like a big ole money grab by the cities and the private company that installs the cameras. I live in Miami which is part of Miami-Dade county and we have them…

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A crappy note on your car......

It's almost funny..... http://media.photobucket.com/user/qwertyu_012/media/rs0021.jpg.html?filters[term]=yosemite%20sam&filters[primary]=images&sort=1&o=140

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Everything you ever wanted to know about Freikoerperkultur (FKK).

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/06/travel/naked-germany/index.html

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Nipples :) And a few other parts

http://imgbox.com/g/sboiBaA8SV Enjoy

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Backpage is real, but a gamble

So remember I asked you guys about backpage. Well I tried it and it is real. Got two stories forya. Well I decided to all up different girls from backpage Along the northwest part of Florida. First girl. She…

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Which do you prefer food first or sex first?

Seems like ever since the beginning of time men have taken women out on dates that usually include dinner and the hope is that you will wind up in the sack with her. Many of us who P4P include dinner…

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How to best meet outside a club, so to assure safety of both?

Several weeks ago I enjoyed the company of a very talented and intelligent dancer. Part of the enjoyment inside the club was discussion of what I would really like, which could only occur outside the club. The dancer…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

It had been a while –...

It had been a while – about a year or two – since I visited my old Gardena strip club favorite (I was in to First King before it closed down. Starz, my top club…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Pull into the parking lot and...

Pull into the parking lot and was a little hesitant at first. Bouncer is super chill and if you text a number you get in free. Sit down and there is a drink hustle I…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

I went back to Adalitas not...

I went back to Adalitas not long ago after a long break and was pleasantly surprized by the talent there. Quality of the girls varies with some real bottom shelf girls up to and including…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Fantastic. Dancers were supper friendly. Not...

Fantastic. Dancers were supper friendly. Not a bad cover either. The drinks weren't bad either. It was also in a good location, not to hard to find. It was also interesting having a UFO on…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

Stopped in for first time in...

Stopped in for first time in almost a year. The "renovations are done. the old lap dance area has been converted into a few VIP rooms and the space where tho pool table was is…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

We ended up at Follie's after...

We ended up at Follie's after having dinner in the area and having other plans fall through. A really random weekend night out. There are two lines to get into Follie's, one with…

Red Rose Gentlemen's Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

This club used to be my...

This club used to be my go to when the notion hit to hit the strip club but the last 3 times I've been in the girls are very unfriendly not of the best quality…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Very nice club. Great lighting...

Very nice club. Great lighting and comfortable atmosphere. The girls are friendly and low pressure. It was probably around 4:30 pm and there was already plenty of talent to choose from most…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Small club but enough parking out...

Small club but enough parking out front. $10 cover on a Friday evening. Tipped the waitress $3 on a $7 Corona and she was visibly surprised since most other customers were poor college…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

I went here one time during...

I went here one time during Halloween and I admit that the girls are all fair in the evening. However a good piece of advice I have is be wary of who you get a…

Rhonda's Place

St. Louis, Missouri

The nice thing about this place...

The nice thing about this place is that there is no cover at the door and it's not on the east side (IL). Downside is that it is dark and smoky. Not very comfortable…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Looking from the outside, you would...

Looking from the outside, you would think that this was just some BBQ joint. The inside of the club is nothing special. They have one big platform and two smaller ones that dancers interchange between.…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

I decided to pay Little Darlings...

I decided to pay Little Darlings a visit, mostly to add it to the list of clubs i've seen. Physically the club is a relatively large basement. The single stage is in a small…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

There are "clubs" and then there...

There are "clubs" and then there are seedy sleazy strip bars. This place is not even that. It's a converted residential home but not in a cool retro chic way. Overall small and cramped. Not…

Playhouse

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

So I went to the Playhouse...

So I went to the Playhouse on a weekday at about 5:30pm. The club seemed pretty clean and there were a lot of stages with plenty of places to sit. Unfortunately I must have come…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Carl's is a nice club and...

Carl's is a nice club and it's physically nicer than the other clubs around other than Scores of course, but since Louie's has gotten hotter girls and has a makeshift private room, this isn't my…

Dancers Den

Akron, Ohio

I arrived in the early evening...

I arrived in the early evening on a Thursday night. The club was small. I sat at the bar and the beer was cheap. I only saw one dancer when I walked in.…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

I stopped in on a Thursday....

I stopped in on a Thursday. It must have been around 7 or 7:30 and there were only a couple dancers. I ordered a beer at the bar. There was an oriental girl at the…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

So went after the big fight...

So went after the big fight on Saturday, or so I thought. Fight ran long, had to wait for last round and scoring...but no dancers till it was over. Good condition, but as expected very…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went in around Happy Hour Time-...

Went in around Happy Hour Time- just before 5 PM. Only about 8 customers in the club. Don't forget you have to go down the steps to enter, and it can be tough…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Electric Blue -- the perfect way...

Electric Blue -- the perfect way to break up the drive between New York and Boston! Since it's located right off the interstate next to both gas and food, it's kinda like a highway rest…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I recently moved to the OC...

I recently moved to the OC and this is a local club for me. A few years back this place was known for having really pretty young chicas. I don't know what happened but the…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Judge Charles Simmons ordered a Greenville...

Judge Charles Simmons ordered a Greenville strip club accused of facilitating acts of prostitution to close pending the outcome of a civil trial. The court gave Platinum Plus 48 hours to comply, according to a order…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

The girls are attractive, but extremely...

The girls are attractive, but extremely pushy to make you buy a dance. The private room is wide open for everyone to see what is going on, and the dances aren't anything to brag about.…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

NICE club, friendly staff, very nice...

NICE club, friendly staff, very nice dancers overall. Prices are about average- $5 entry, $20 couch dances. Drink prices seem average also. Plenty of parking in the lot. Clean tables and bathrooms. Overall: A+ The…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Came here with a female friend...

Came here with a female friend to have lunch and enjoy their $2.00 Tuesday drink specials. What I didn't realize was that even their top shelf liquor was still only $2.00. So while we were…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Went to a club I normally...

Went to a club I normally go to when I am on training and was very disappointed it went down hill within a year. I left that club and ended up at Tropical Lei. I…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Had no clue at all this...

Had no clue at all this club was predominantly WOC. By the look of the website a few weeks back. The club looks like all the dancers from onxy packed up and parked here now.…

Torch Lounge

South Bend, Indiana

I've been a few times, and...

I've been a few times, and this place is hit or miss. It has no other competition in South Bend, so they get away with some things they couldn't otherwise. For example, lap dances…

The Men's Club

Mexico City, Ciudad de México

This isn't the only gentlemen's club...

This isn't the only gentlemen's club in DF, but it blows all its competition out of the water. I lived in DF for a year, and this was the only place I went regularly. It's…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Stopped in between appointments that I...

Stopped in between appointments that I had in the area. Was "buzzed in" after ringing the outside door bell. The place itself isn't too bad inside. A nice long bar towards the back and a…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

I wanted a place to unwind...

I wanted a place to unwind after a long day at work. Never been to Lace, but I pass it on the road frequently. Always wanted to pay a visit, and I figured why not…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Just had an afternoon visit to...

Just had an afternoon visit to Follies today... it was a mixed bag. The talent pool seems to be a little shallower than on trips of the past, but there are still some gems…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Came on a Wednesday evening at...

Came on a Wednesday evening at 7 PM as I had some time to kill. Place was dead, only two other patrons, and the girls cycled a bit, with more coming afterwards. The place was…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

First time in Al's in many,...

First time in Al's in many, many years. I had no idea what to expect. I was pleasantly surprise with how clean the inside was. The cover was $5 - drinks were…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

This club sometimes have some hot...

This club sometimes have some hot dancers but lately not lol. 10 bucks entrance the door girl buzz you in secondary door it's pretty dark in there. Pool table front bar to your right stage…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Tried Taboo again after a visit...

Tried Taboo again after a visit to Charlestown. There's no cover until 5pm which is a plus. 6-8 dancers on shift..most in the 5-6 range. A wide variety of types...a few thicker…

Knockouts

Hammond, Indiana

Stopped here for the first time...

Stopped here for the first time with my GF, who is a dancer and a strong 9, looking for some fun. She was in the mood for a woman that day, seems to happen when…

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Hong Kong

gonna hit up Hong Kong for the first time Friday with a friend? Any last minute things to know apart from the reviews? Planned on bringing like 250, 50 of that in ones and another 50 in fives.

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Saving on admissions at the COI clubs?

There are so many strip clubs in the city of Industry, CA but the problem is that most of them only have a few lookers and a ton of B.S. to sort through haha. Monarchs is usually…

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Is variety the spice of (strip-clubbing) life?

How many different clubs do you visit in a year? When I started this hobby in the mid 90s, I visited lots of clubs around the Midwest just to see what was out there and then settled down for…

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Sinclair Community College

I walked into Concepts a number of weeks back after hitting my biggest casino jackpot in the last couple years. I grab a beer and start watching the stage show. Right at the stage is a guy wearing a black…

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OT: Deflategate investigation finally released

So now that it's been released, what are your thoughts? While there is t a smoking gun that implicates Brady 100%, all those little things added up make him look pretty guilty. He could explain a couple of them but not…

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Black Women In America

I had nothing to do at work one day so I start digging around for something to read. I found one of my female, late-50's, African-American coworker's magazines. It was called Essence. It is basically a lifestyle magazine geared toward…

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Really?

Some murders don't get 15 years. What the hell is up with Floi (duh)? They must have lots of room in their prisons for stupid shit. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7215486?cps=gravity_3967_-5748137875674541152

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Motorhead - the long awaited photo

Here's a recent photo of Motorhead showing off his guitar and gun collection. Don't mess with the 'Head!!! http://i.imgur.com/ZIoFNkT.jpg

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Judge orders Greenville Platinum Plus to temporarily close.

GREENVILLE, S.C. —A judge has made a decision on an Upstate strip club that asked to stay open while a lawsuit and criminal investigation continued. Judge Charles Simmons ruled Wednesday that Platinum Plus will be temporarily closed until a trial decision…

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Current favorite

What is your current favorite club and why? Mine is Sam's Hofbrau in Los Angeles. Lots of hot Latinas with big juicy asses (some of them fake), $10 good contact dances, party atmosphere. Thoughts?

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Articles wtf ?

How long does it take to have your articles published ?

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The 15 Best Things about Receiving Blow Jobs

Cosmo had an article entitled "The 15 Worst Things about Giving Blow Jobs," which you can read here. http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a39488/the-worst-things-about-giving-blow-jobs/?src=spr_FBPAGE&spr_id=1440_176132224 Having no knowledge about this subject, I will let those TUSCLers who are experienced in this area comment on the Cosmo…

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Escort question

Any of you guys ever tried escort services, and if so, what are you experiences? I'm not looking for sex but wouldn't mind a little strip show or kissing maybe. Just curious if most are on the up and up…

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lol funnies

Two women are walking home from the bar, they have to piss so they slip into a cemetary. One uses her panties to wipe herself, the other uses a reef off a head stone. Next night husbands are at the…

Deep South Sex

It started innocently enough - as stories of serendipitous sex often do - and I must confess to not having any idea that the day would turn out as it did -but perhaps I should fill you in a little before launching off on to my adventure with the Southern Belle. As hot and steamy is the South is, things are much more prim and proper than one might expect - at least to the outsider, which as a "Southern transplant" for only five years - I still was. "Damn Yankee" many might say in fun(?) but I was fitting in well as someone who went with the flow and respected my adopted state in the old Confederacy. Betsy was a proper…

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TUSCL Most Popular Strip Club Cities. I'm guessing this is based on number of re

Las Vegas, Nevada Atlanta, Georgia Tampa, Florida Phoenix, Arizona Houston, Texas Dallas, Texas Providence, Rhode Island Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Baltimore, Maryland Detroit, Michigan Seattle, Washington Portland, Oregon City of Industry, California Indianapolis, Indiana Inkster, Michigan Washington Park, Illinois New York City, New York Columbia, South Carolina San Francisco, California Columbus, Ohio Anaheim, California Burlington, New Jersey New Orleans, Louisiana El Paso, Texas Akron, Ohio

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Any Detroit-ers get a dance with Zoey Monroe?

www.mandatory.com/girls/Zoey-Monroe/ It says she started as a dancer and then got into porn (you'll Know her from titles like Gape Lovers 9 and Interracial & Anal 2)! Any of you guys get a dance from her! That would be brilliant! :)

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Large, Grand, G, K, Stack

What percentage of strippers would have sex for one thousand dollars? Civvies ?

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Attn: Bush lovers

Netflix is now showing a 1970's soft porn film titled "Prison Girls". The plot a ridiculous. The actors are unknown. The acting is lousy. The music sucks. The movie has no redeeming value other than all of the actresses have…

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Dancer stage names – do you care ?

I imagine this has been discussed b/f (perhaps even I may have started a similar thread at some point but don't remember). Anyway – I rarely every ask a dancer's stage/club name nor do I really care to know: 1) I…

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Dance prices no longer listed on a club's TUSCL page ?

It seems that dance prices are no longer listed on a club's TUSCL page – they used to be listed b/f right? When did this change happen?

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My Experience Dating A Stripper

I met her at one of the local college bars. You know, the types of places where 18-21 are drinking with fake id's, and you can get Jager Bombs for $3. Her sky blue eyes had caught my attention, and…

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Inaccurate reviews?

What's the policy when reviews mess up details, but the review is obviously intended to be truthful and gets it 90% right? Specifically, a review of Cheetahs here cites 20 dollar lap dances. There are two Giant signs saying…

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Has a club over contacted you via TUSCL ?

Has happened to me twice: 1) The Office in Miami – a smallish but nicely appointed black club – club opened around 2012 and I was the one whom added it to TUSCL and wrote the first couple of reviews –…

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The greatest thing I've ever felt

I've devoured her vagina completely and she's several orgasms into it. So I kiss my way up to her face. I worship her massive breasts on the way. They are so big, so playful, and she loves…

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San Antonio--- is the strip scene dead?

Planning a trip to San Antonio in June. I recall a news report about some dancers getting arrested for exposing too much skin (as in their butt cracks) at a San Antonio strip club. Heaven knows what trouble…

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Funding OTC activities

He had to get that OTC money somewhere. http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2015/05/05/va-official-stole-vets-blew-cash-stripper-sex-feds-say/26920173/

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Need Detroit Update - 8mile Still on Edge?

I am trying to reroute a business trip to lead through Deteoit on Friday night, still not sure if it will pan out, but regardless I will be there next month. What's the latest news on 8Mile? Last time I was…

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East coast travelor

Tonight I'm leaving Florida and I'm heading towards Ohio. I'm probably going to stop in Tennessee or Kentucky. That depends on which place you'll will say I can get the most mileage from my money at the sc on…

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Female pathetic loser of the year award nominee

Haven't had one of these in a while, and it's a woman. http://dailym.ai/1chmsQ4

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Favorite moves

I saw Papi&apos;s discussion on the wheel barrow dance move and it got me thinking&comma; what is your favorite move that a stripper does on stage and what is your favorite move they do during a lap dance&quest;<br /> &NewLine;<br /> &NewLine;I…

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JS69 - On his way for a DS Date

Here's what I imagine JS69 looking like going over to his DS for a hot date!!!! http://i.imgur.com/WRXvzTL.jpg

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Green Acres

The story of John Smith leaving the rat race to become a pot farmer and his reluctant DS.....just tweak the original and there you go... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzT1kO_-xbQ

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OT: Brilliant idea!

I'm posting this link for no other reason other than they used the word "brilliant" in the title. I'm not much of a McDonalds fan anymore... https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/mcdonalds-invented-brilliant-bag-210214457.html

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Cinco de mayo.

Scat! I'm hooking up with your ex wife.She wants to know where her check is.

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OT: Thieves using your car's key fob to break into your car

And they don't even have to have your key fob in their possession: http://miami.cbslocal.com/2015/04/29/car-keyless-entries-can-be-convenient-for-owners-thieves/

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Miami Meet-Up

Hello Fellow Tusclers, It's been a while since I've seen a post regarding a meetup and feel it is well overdue. I want to propose a Miami Meetup of any local or vacationing Tusclers for this month. I think the best…

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Which way to go?

I have a mother and daughter living next door and neither has a boy friend. I don't know whether to go after the daughter who is 10 years younger than me or the mother that is 10 years older than…

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fuccN bitches from work

Normally i try not to do this but this one 21 year old beautiful blond haird chunky monkey of a woman has been chasing me around Now i knew as soon as i fucked this bitch she would cling to my…

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One of the funniest lines I've read in a review lately

From a recent Cheetah ATL review: “... I will have to give a shout out to be aware of a Russian gal that is a little bit bigger than the average gal with big natural boobs. She is hardcore about pushing…

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Just for you game players.

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/watch-gta-5-s-top-mods-take-cows-to-the-strip-club/1100-6427054/

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Am I special?

We've all heard a dancer say I don't do this for anyone else and we just chalk it up to stripper shit but has anybody ever asked a dancer if she does this for everybody or am I special?…

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Columbus / Dayton recommendations

Even though I travel the Midwest a decent amount - these are two cities I am rarely in, and will be visiting this week (will be in columbus on a Friday night). Any recommendations for extra special attention in…

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How long would she remain the perfect girlfriend?

www.dailymotion.com/video/x2p0bao_sara-jean-underwood-is-the-perfect-girlfriend_people I know that guys that regularly forget to wipe can't be too choosy, but I still say a life of video games, pepperoni pizza, and twix bars is something that only a man's body can take! He may end up…

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Amish Strip Club

https://vimeo.com/86550378

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Damn Judgmental

I just got told by someone they we're very worried about seriously dating me because we met at the strip club, and I was "looking at all those naked women". Never mind the fact she was working there and was…

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Tucson 2AMer.

TUCSON, AZ (Tucson News Now) - Tucson Police is currently investigating a shooting incident that took place at the strip club, Venom, at 22nd street and Craycroft. Officials say they were called out to a report of multiple shots…

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How many of you watched the fight?

Was Floyd Mayweather really led into the ring by Justin Bieber? That seems extremely non-brilliant!

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The wheelbarrow dancer move

I think that is what is called (I read a review recently where it was mentioned). Anyway I think this is where the dancer puts her hands on the floor and her legs on either side of you (kinda like she…

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Always wanting more money, does it have to be like this?

No, I'm not talking about strippers. I'm talking about what I believe drives most of us to strippers, wives. GF's can't do this as they don't have a guy on that kind of a choke collar. But wives do…

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OT - NBA Playoffs

Which team are you pulling for and who has the best dancers?

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Rickyboy strikes again

So I was in LA this weekend. There was a club I was thinking of checking out, and I noticed that Rickdugan had done a review of that club. I PMed him asking him what he thought of the club.…

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Floyd Mayweather Kept $250,000 In A Duffel Bag For A Strip Club Party After Beat

http://www.inquisitr.com/2061252/floyd-mayweather-kept-250000-in-a-duffel-bag-for-a-strip-club-party-after-beating-manny-pacquiao/

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So were any of you trying to watch the Fight in South Carolina using Charter Cab

I heard the cable went out last night. I was wondering how that worked out. I was at a strip club and they had music videos on all the tv's, even the ones at the bar. Typically…

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Two Vaginas

Somebody recently asked if I saw a dancer in Portland with two vaginas. I thought it was a joke until I read this article. Now I'm not so sure. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/30/cassandra-bankson-two-vaginas_n_7181766.html

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Bed Wetting

Why I was young I had some issues with bed wetting. Did any of the rest of you? It's okay because I still grew up to be a RICH STUD, a close-to-Gordon-Gekko, in fact, as exemplified by the fact that…

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Bringing new meanng to...

... Taking a romp in the hay... https://www.yahoo.com/makers/50-shades-of-hay-farmer-wont-117882219290.html

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Joke du jour: wayward daughters

Three women -- a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde -- are talking about their teenage daughters. The brunette says, "Guess what? I found cigarettes in my daughter's room -- and I didn't even know she smokes!" The redhead says "I…

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Fight predictions....

C'mon, lets hear them........ Manny stops Floyd in the 7th round

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Off topic political subject. Sorry.

A man told his buddy, you won't believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, “Dad, do not pay off my college tuition loan. Cancel my allowance, throw away all my clothes, and take my…

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Making DS very happy

Try this JS69. DS will be very happy with you https://youtu.be/pxBHCyXruXM

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OT: Kentucky Derby

Why am sitting inside on a nice sunny day with the pre-Kentucky Derby on? I don't know a thing about horse racing. I don't know the horses.

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Offtopic, Do any of you play online only pc games?

I have Diablo 3 and haven't played it in weeks. Online only I find very aggravating at times. I thought I was going to get to play it a little. Taking almost an hour to download and…

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Stand By Me

One of the most played songs of the 20th century.....RIP Ben E, King

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Strip club gangs

I got a PM from a TUSCL buddy that visited the Columbia Platinum Plus this past week. As if things weren't bad enough he reported that half a dozen girls were given 90 day suspensions for intimidating the other…

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Club Topic owner wants to replace strip club with senior housing

http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20150501/news/150509897 "The owner of Club Topic says he wants to do away with the seediness of East International Speedway Boulevard and replace his strip club with an apartment building for senior citizens." I have a better idea. Build a combination…

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Avengers Assemble

Alas, I did not go last night because I thought it was likely to be a mob scene, but I thought I'd share some coo-el Elizabeth Olsen images: http://moviepilot.com/posts/2015/04/27/scarlet-witch-loves-getting-naked-says-elizabeth-olsen-2890282 I bet that nobody has let loose with a groovy WEEEEE-YAWWWW in a…

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Rating strippers

I think it would be good if everybody started rating the strippers at the clubs. You could put there name and number next to it. If you don't know the dancer, it's like a box of chocolates. You never know…

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Lack of privacy in the VIP room

I have pursued this hobby for 20+ years but am still sometimes surprised by strip clubs and the delightful yet exasperating chicks that work in them. I took a day off yesterday and went to my new favorite club…

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Calibration : Rachel Elleman

OK for the guys that have seen her pic, how would you rate from 1-10

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Here we go...the future is now...

Wonder what it would look like in a thong and high heels.... lol. https://www.yahoo.com/news/video/humanoid-robot-unveiled-beijing-conference-210332113.html