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Question on Re-occurring Problem

No...NOT that kind of problem. My equipment works just fine thank you. I can't find messages on the menu. The last item on the menu is Social Sex. (Yes, I am logged in). Someone asked…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Super nice club with very hot...

Super nice club with very hot women that are amazing dancers. They were friendly and good at their jobs while, at the same time, not coming across as only being out for money. It was…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hongkong has been on my must...

Hongkong has been on my must visit for a long time and I finally got a chance to pay a vist about three weeks. My flight landed around 5pm, after picking up my rental car…

Barrel

Rochester, New York

It's definitely time to re-think The...

It's definitely time to re-think The Barrel. I've long thought of the club as an OK place with some days better than others, but nothing special. To be honest, most of the dancers in the…

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

After hitting some other Orlando clubs,...

After hitting some other Orlando clubs, I wanted to give this place some more props. Is this club training the employee on how to best take care or customers or do they just have a…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

I tried it out since I...

I tried it out since I have always gone to the other clubs often. Parking is free and the entry fee was $5 I walked in and it was small. Maybe like 10 chairs and…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

First visit since the fire. I...

First visit since the fire. I noticed a slight different smell -dont know if its from the fire or not...not off-putting, but noticeable. I arrived early evening....closer to 6. Got the typical frisk. I'm good…

Secrets

New York, New York

this bar is 2 to 3...

this bar is 2 to 3 blocks away from the subway station so that is always a plus. some clubs in new York city area are located in areas where you have to take the…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Being from out of town but...

Being from out of town but in Detroit often, I usually go to Flight Club, BTs Dearborn, Penthouse or Coliseum. I wanted to try something new and the guys from the TUCL discussion board…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

After striking out a Flight Club...

After striking out a Flight Club (that's a first for me) I stopped into BTs on my way back to my hotel. What a difference 6 months makes. That's the last time I was in…

Texas Jay's Gentlemen's Club

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

I visited here several times in...

I visited here several times in January (and several times in the past). Overall, I've had decent experiences but it is somewhat inconsistent even from one day to the next. In almost every…

Desiree's II

Norton, Ohio

Based on previous reviews, this place...

Based on previous reviews, this place might have been decent back in the day, but it's sure come a long way from that. I stopped in out of curiosity last Thursday night, and there's not…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Was staying at the Hilton (right...

Was staying at the Hilton (right up the block) for work, so figured I'd take a flyer and see what was up. There's a fair share of latinos/blue collar guys, but as a white guy…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Trophy Club is down right now....

Trophy Club is down right now. Both with the dancers and the number of customers. Things have gone up and down here in cycles for the past 4 years I've been coming, so I hope…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Wow! I found a fantastic strip...

Wow! I found a fantastic strip club in Boston! Seriously, take all the shots at me you want (given the crazy bad reviews of this place) but it's an institution. Or at least should be. Went…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Got here Sat Night, it was...

Got here Sat Night, it was packed! Really packed. Almost didn't find parking but eventually did. They have a pretty big parking lot and it's free. Cover was $7 - not…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I went to PP last Wednesday....

I went to PP last Wednesday. Most of the times I've visited PP there are a handful of 9s and 10s available with the rest of 6s and 7s but on that day there…

Club Venus

Newport, Kentucky

I came in here while I...

I came in here while I was working out of town. Now all the clubs in the area work off a you buy the girl a drink for her time. They can run from$15-300 dollars.…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Hey there. Been gone for a...

Hey there. Been gone for a little bit, but made a visit again. Nothing special today and apparently on Monday is pretty much been the same. Three dancers working. Set with Paola for a little…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

I stopped by after checking the...

I stopped by after checking the closed Key Club. There were about 1/2 dozen cars in the parking lot. I expected it to be quiet. I sat at the bar and ordered a drink. There…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

While in West Palm for business...

While in West Palm for business I added some extra time for personal pleasure. I had been to Rachel's a couple of years ago, had a nice time so decided to stop back in. The…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

The girls here are hot. The...

The girls here are hot. The girls are of mixed ethnicity and a lot of girls. The lap dance is typical 1 song around ~3 minutes. They have private dances 180$ for half an hour.…

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, Illinois

I've been to a few clubs...

I've been to a few clubs in the past (Scores in the burbs, VIPs downtown), but to me, High Heels is the best one I have gone to. The girls are very sweet and attractive,…

Th' Katch Show Club

Farragut, Tennessee

I've been 3 times to this...

I've been 3 times to this club and honestly feel mixed. Quick run down on the basics paid 10 cover 40 for a couch dance (not private) believe its 20 for a table low contact from most of the…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Yikes! No thanks I will not...

Yikes! No thanks I will not be returning. First off they accepted an LA Weekly coupon I found at a coffee shop so admission was $10 with a free drink, I think the free drink…

New Body Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Yelp blocked by review of New...

Yelp blocked by review of New Body so I'm posting it here. I guess TUSCL is just the ideal place to review strip clubs. Hope this helps you guys, New Body Tijuana really is a…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

I decided to stop by this...

I decided to stop by this place and check it out since its so close to where I live. After paying the cover fee I went to find a seat and it took a while…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Stopped in after work (230 am)...

Stopped in after work (230 am) which also happened to be after bar close. Fairly busy, short line to get in. The woman at the front desk asked how I was doing…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

Went to a golf trip in...

Went to a golf trip in Jackson last week of August. Buddy want to sample the clubs in Jackson, so I agreed to go. Went to Potters, a small seedy looking place, entrance is…

Medusa Lodge

Birmingham, England

Club was typical in appearance, bit...

Club was typical in appearance, bit dark with some "mood" lighting throughout. Bar area was fairly large and easy to get to (even on a Saturday night!). Bar staff were friendly and bar was very…

Sasnak

Topeka, Kansas

Talk about a place that...

Talk about a place that doesn't change. I have been visiting this club occasionally for years and it is consistent. Was driving through Topeka and needed a cup of coffee $1 and very good…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I dunno man. This club is...

I dunno man. This club is ranked here as Top Ten nationally? Maybe it's high scores set an expectation level that was unattainable, but this club, to me, was average at best. Hilighters (down the…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Even though I have been disappointed...

Even though I have been disappointed in the past and swear I won't go back, I found myself in Lex Saturday with a couple hours to kill, so I stopped in. I really wish…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Took a trip here on a...

Took a trip here on a Sunday after being away for a few months. saw April, Janaka, Nova, Ivy, and a few others that were probably new, but didn't spark my interest. Also…

Diamonds and Strings

Watford, England

This strip club is now run...

This strip club is now run by a different management. Its of no use to go there nowdays as the dances are strictly far away and no contact allowed. In fact now they have a…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Ok so I spent a full...

Ok so I spent a full night at this place. First things first: Parking is easy and plentiful. Bouncer isnt very pleasant. They also swipe your ID. Was a 10$ cover. The inside is tops. Beautiful central dancing…

Hachinohe Manon Theater

Hachimanchō, Japan

In short Columbian Grannys dancing for...

In short Columbian Grannys dancing for foreigners and 1 Japanese Lady for the Japanese clients. Beers were 500 yen there was a 5000yen cover that was put toward the 11000 yen fee for the full…

Dandy Dan's

Denver, Colorado

Tried Dandy Dan's for the first...

Tried Dandy Dan's for the first time while in the Denver area and it wasn't much to write home about. Shotgun Willie's is still the place to go and I guess I need to…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Stopped by Teasers late Wednesday afternoon...

Stopped by Teasers late Wednesday afternoon approximately 5:30 pm, both the north and south parking lots had more car/vans than normal. (no valet), Entered the club (no one manning the check booth), walked up to…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I've made over One Hundred trips...

I've made over One Hundred trips to Follies in the last five years... Each occurrence is a unique event... My arrival time 1:pm, no valet parking attendant=$0.00 parking,, General admission, this time of day on…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Have heard about Dollies and decided...

Have heard about Dollies and decided to give it a try. Upon entering the club there were two AA women "lounging" on the stage. No movement just talking with each other. Not all that…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

This was a truly unmemorable visit....

This was a truly unmemorable visit. I was in town on a Friday afternoon and expected lots of dancers at Bogarts but they were either occupied or absent entirely. Those that were present and…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Oh how I love Portland strip...

Oh how I love Portland strip clubs. But the number of clubs has, sad to say, dropped in the past year or so. Happily the number of good clubs is still high and…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Another trip to Arnie's after...

Another trip to Arnie's after visiting another club. The first club was a warmup to the main event. I got great parking, which I always get, greeted the boncers before the pat down, and…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

As a college student, I have...

As a college student, I have heard things about the Golden Dragon that seemed less than desirable. I had to find out for myself what the place was like, so I grabbed my two girlfriends…

The Mouse's Ear

Johnson City, Tennessee

This club is in an older...

This club is in an older side of town. The club itself is a little older but for the money is pretty decent seeing as it is in East Tennessee. The club opens up later,…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Stopped in before noon for the...

Stopped in before noon for the Tuesday special. $10 topless dances. Only about 3 girls working that I could see. They were all attractive and young. I sat at the bar and had a couple…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

stopped in the place in late...

stopped in the place in late afternoon to check out the girls, it was packed and lots of nice lookers, one girl sat on my lap for 10 minutes and we chatted, but I didn't…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Was out of town a couple...

Was out of town a couple of weeks ago and have read a lot of reviews about the Hugger and most of them being pretty good thought I would have a look myself, glad I…

The Office

Miami, Florida

I stopped by here after visiting...

I stopped by here after visiting tootsies they're right down the street from eachother. And let me tell you the club was PACKED to the max like I couldn't even move . There was no…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Went back to Pandora's after a...

Went back to Pandora's after a few month break. Same club, differrent day. I was looking for a particular girl, but she wasn't dancing. One woman I have seen here serveral times…

L. A. Grand Club

Los Angeles, California

I guess I'm the only one...

I guess I'm the only one reviewing this club with any regularity. I can't believe that it's almost a year since I've been here last. Nor much has changed, except maybe the admission…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

My wife and I went here...

My wife and I went here on our visit to Vegas about a month ago. We got the free limo service, but they get you saying you can get in free. They tried to charge…

Green Light Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Not the best place to go....

Not the best place to go. Its pretty run down and girls seem drink and not pretty. Deff not my choice. Drink are not too bad and the cover is very good. If you want…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

So i visited the Lodge after...

So i visited the Lodge after a painfully slow night over at Baby Dolls. I have to say that the talent was better over at the Lodge. Girls were a little classier.…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Have been here a few times...

Have been here a few times in the last month. Definitely hit or miss on the "talent". Every girl I spoke with had an extensive menu for the same price as a regular…

Coco's Lounge Living on the Edge

Miami, Florida

The audition process was quite...

The audition process was quite easy, the manager looked me over fully clothed and hired me. I lasted two days before I threw in the towel and called it quits. This is MY…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

The girls are always good looking...

The girls are always good looking and very friendly. Dances are good depending on who you get them from they can be better and hotter. The drink prices during the week are amazing. The center…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Another outstanding trip to Mario's. ...

Another outstanding trip to Mario's. Hadn't been there in quite a while, and finally had the chance to go back. Did not start out too well... Came in, grabbed a beer (around $5.00…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

I was out this way for...

I was out this way for work and decided to stop by. I had tried to go to another one nearby, but you had to apply for membership and it was a 10 day waiting…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

I took my once quarterly visit...

I took my once quarterly visit to this club and all I can say is Sad. I really want to like this club. It’s not too big or too small. Has two well positioned stages…

Red Diamond

Hazel Crest, Illinois

Geez...I have no idea how to...

Geez...I have no idea how to review this club...lol! I was fortunate to be able to get away from the wifey and check this club out after coming back from the airport from my ATL…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Decided to go to le girls...

Decided to go to le girls after a night of being in old town , got to the club around 2am . Very Ipressed with the looks of the club . My buddy was from…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

It's been a while since my...

It's been a while since my last visit. The smell from the last visit has vinally dissipated. This trip I will test before I drive. When I arrived there were only two girls present…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

FD is usually the best most...

FD is usually the best most reliable NYC club. Had a disappointing visit a few weeks ago. Not terrible but short of the usual high standards. Maybe the really cold February in…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

I was in the time square...

I was in the time square area again and decides to give private eyes another try. Coat check was $3 and they had happy hour, two beers for $11 Dancers were that attractive 5-6s. But I…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped by Atlantis on a Thursday...

Stopped by Atlantis on a Thursday couple of weeks ago, don't usually get into the city but was here for another meeting so thought I'd stop in. Was around 3pm when i…

Trapeze Club

Atlanta, Georgia

We have been going to THE...

We have been going to THE TRAP for 12 years (we are swingers). We have seen it develop over the years to very nice place to spend a weekend at most of our birthday are…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Went late one Saturday night, after...

Went late one Saturday night, after an event in town. Cover charge was waved after we showed our ticket stubs. I haven't been here in several years. There was an almost full parking lot.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Flight Club. Highly recommend going...

Flight Club. Highly recommend going here if you're staying in Dearborn or the Airport. Dearborn is nice, Inkster (where the Flight Club is located) is sketchy. Don't worry though, it's safe enough…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

It was my first time at...

It was my first time at a strip club today. It was not as expected. Very casual vibe, one dancer approached me and started talking to me and offered a dance, I kindly said no.…

Pasty's

Seattle, Washington

First off, this is a pasty...

First off, this is a pasty club. The dancers nipples remain covered. To me, that didn't really make a difference; it doesn't aff the quality of the dances, unless you really have a thing for…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

This place wasn't that bad when...

This place wasn't that bad when I visited it. I was bored in my hotel room and decided to check out the night life outside the gas lamp. I went to this club and it…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This is still a great club....

This is still a great club. Lots of older girls and some new. There are several sure thing girls here so do a little reading and your sure to have a good time. Most…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

This is the most fun club...

This is the most fun club in South Florida in my opinion. Girls here are friendly and fun to be with. When I first came in today, it seemed like just average girls…

Deja Vu

San Juan, Puerto Rico

I went into Deja Vu around...

I went into Deja Vu around 8:30pm on a Wednesday evening. While the place was open, only 1 girl was working there at that time, took me by surprise as I am used to a…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Finally decided to give the over...

Finally decided to give the over the border a try, and I am so glad that I did. This place is amazing. Hot girls everywhere of every type. Big tits, small tits. Fake tits, natural…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

I was in Greensboro over the...

I was in Greensboro over the weekend, and I visited 3 clubs between Fri and Sat. night. This was the first in the lineup. It was a quick visit. To be candid,…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

This was the 2nd club I...

This was the 2nd club I visited on Fri night while I was in Greensboro. The reviews here enticed me to check this one out. This club was a lot better than Christies,…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Stopped by on Sunday evening since...

Stopped by on Sunday evening since I was in the area. Based on recent Sunday visits, I didn't expect to see the best the club had to offer in terms of girls, and unfortunately…

Gold Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

In turns out that I saved...

In turns out that I saved the best for last. Keep in mind that I had already visited 2 other clubs prior. So, my expectations were low, and I had a few beers…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

I came into the club with...

I came into the club with high hopes but left semi fulfilled. First, the dancers weren't very good on a Friday night. The two exceptions were Star and a blonde dancer. So I ended up…

Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)

Watertown, Wisconsin

Came in on a friday night...

Came in on a friday night a in late February. The place was packed not even a table to sit at to scope out the seen though the stage seating was wide open. The girls…

Shooter's Showgirls

Elk Mound, Wisconsin

I was excited to return to...

I was excited to return to Shooters when work took me to the area and was even more excited when their facebook listed six dancers for a Tuesday night. My excitement was premature as there…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

This is a full nude place....

This is a full nude place. Kinda quiet night, but maybe 8-10 girls working. The previous reviews were accurate, though I did not partake in the back room. Did get a few…

Jolar Adult Stop

San Diego, California

I'm only going based on my...

I'm only going based on my experience this night so it probably varies based on which dancer you get.You will pay 20 + per dance. I paid the $1 to get in the back and…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Spent the night at the New...

Spent the night at the New York casino at Coyote Ugly. Left about 3am and told the taxi to take us to a good place...took us to Spearmint Rhino. Waited in line about…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

I took my friend to Sammy's...

I took my friend to Sammy's for his birthday. It had been a while since I went to Sammy's, but I was expecting to see some familiar faces. To my disappointment, none of them was…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Blackjacks has been without a liquor...

Blackjacks has been without a liquor license for some time now so it's just a juice bar. In the afternoon, the mood is always less frantic than it is in the evening. When you enter…

Riley's Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

We decided to spend a couple...

We decided to spend a couple of hours here before going to another club in the area.The drink's was strong The dancers were very friendly and all came over and gave my wife a hug…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

The only club you need to...

The only club you need to visit in the Austin area! Better looking dancers and they keep a good ratio on hand so there are always plenty of choices available. Drinks are overpriced…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

As you can probably tell from...

As you can probably tell from my TUSCL handle a topless-only club just doesn't cut it for me. So after boozing it up at Minx Cabaret in Groton on Saturday night I eagerly made my…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Ok place, there are some pretty...

Ok place, there are some pretty girls but the are more not so pretty. I was approached by two girls that I didn't care for before a decent one I liked showed up. The second…

Cajun Club

Houlton, Wisconsin

I stopped in a sunday night...

I stopped in a sunday night not knowing what to expect I drove an 1.5 hrs only strip club open in Wisconsin on a sunday night. I didn't really know what to expect night…

Candy House Cabaret

Wynantskill, New York

Visited my daughter at SUNY so...

Visited my daughter at SUNY so I thought I would pay another visit to this club out in the middle of no where. The last time I was here (~ a year ago) the management…

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Making a deal for extras

I've never had to ask a dancer for extras before; they're usually given to me without me asking for them. I've now been asking for extras for the past few years but not a lot, only a few times…

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Brooklyn (IL) 2AMer

BROOKLYN, Ill. (KMOV.com) – An investigation is underway after two people were shot multiple times outside a Brooklyn, Illinois strip club early Friday morning. According to police, there was a disturbance inside The Pink Slip between two groups of people just…

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Shailynn's Detroit Strip Club Report - Players / Flight Club / BTs Dearborn

Thanks to the fab weather we've been having I have had my 2 past trips routing me through Detroit cancelled. This past week was also altered only allowing me 1 night in Detroit instead of 2. Had to…

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Long Time No TUSCL!! (Book Guy says hello.)

Howdy all ... Book Guy here. I haven't been on TUSCL for about a year and a half, maybe two years now. That's mostly OK as far as I'm concerned, except that I started to miss some "friends" from here. Although…

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Sunday at the strip club!

I'm working tonite as a favor to management and I'm pleasantly surprised at the good vibe and customer flow (nice guys whom I refuse do deem as PLs. I hate that term) maybe I should include Sundays in my schedule.…

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TUSCL VIP for reviews/articles

Does any know if you post a review or article while you have VIP membership status will it extend another 4 weeks or not. For example say you post a review a week ago so your current VIP status…

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Really? Gay guy shopping for sex on TUSCL?

1 on 1 sex To: GACAclub From: AmericanBadAssBoy 18 Hours Ago Are you looking for a man for some sex

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The Hazards of Having a Stripper Sister

http://dailym.ai/1KGDUwe

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Is MILF Derogatory to Younger Mothers?

I always thought a MILF was "Mom I'd Like to Fuck" regardless of age. So was chatting to one of my CF strippers, who is super hot 25 YO with a 5 YO son, and complimented her by calling her…

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Just wonderin'.

When I read topics there is often a reference that I don't know about because the comment was from one of my ignored. Just checked, and 31 have that privilege. Any others care to share their count?

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AMP advice

Friend planning on visiting an AMP and asking for how to get a Happy Ending: At all the places I have ever been to, that is the standard offering. She will just massage your back, most expertly, and then have…

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OT: Public Transportation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzs_VkACuZk LOL

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Divorce for JS69

Just be careful this doesnt happen to you! Ex-Wife trashes brand new Chevy Silverado-This could happen to you!!!: http://youtu.be/AorQJsnrcPA

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Hey Zip/Slaux....etc

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!

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Disturbing findings about the personalities of Internet Trolls

This is some pretty disturbing stuff. http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/climate_desk/2014/02/internet_troll_personality_study_machiavellianism_narcissism_psychopathy.html One of the basic conclusions is that Internet trolls are real life sadists. The reason that they devote so much time to anonymous Internet forums is that it is the safest place to act…

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DUI = not brilliant!

Dougster just bumped a rickdugan thread called "Clubbing around the holidays" where he talks about narrowly missing a DUI checkpoint! WTF? Rick, tell me you don't actually drive drunk! We all make mistakes but seriously you should call a taxi…

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Any way to get bigger images?

Rechthaberei just changed the picture by his name and it looks potentially brilliant! Like a bottomless girl skiing perhaps! Are larger images stored somewhere? Also, how do you upload an image? I need to find something brilliant!

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High School Fantasy Realized

Remember in high school when you desperately wanted to be able to be/see in the girl's locker room? Ok, most of us probably still have that same fantasy. Well now it can be a reality. All you…

4Play Lounge

St. Petersburg, Florida

This is an interesting club. ...

This is an interesting club. They often only have a couple of girls working, and most of the time if it's not a busy night nobody is dancing. They are all trying to…

Catwalk Club

New Haven, Connecticut

Recently visited Catwalk Club as part...

Recently visited Catwalk Club as part of a bachelor party night out. The club is pretty ghetto, although no worse than you'd expect for New Haven. BYOB policy saves some money, although expect to part…

Tea House of the Dancing Lady

Sandusky, Ohio

It's the only strip club to...

It's the only strip club to go to near Sandusky, Norwalk, etc, that isn't in a barn. The time we were there, only one girl was above a 6, and she "wasn't working that…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is a really good club!Many...

This is a really good club!Many argue the best club in the USA! WHen you get there you can pay a cover around $44 in the front or if you get a limo the cover…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

I often find myself with an...

I often find myself with an hour of free time in the afternoon and LaChambre is a convenient place for me to spend and hour. I dropped by on a Friday and took a seat…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Well i finally Decided to try...

Well i finally Decided to try it out for the first time. There was really Notning special most of the dancers looked wore out. I did see few decent ones maybe in there mid 20s. One…

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Most Overrated Club

Have you ever read glowing reviews of a club on TUSCL, then visited and realized that it flat out sucked? What is the most overrated strip club you have been to?

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Pregnancy Abs

A soon to be MILF. http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/pregnancy-abs

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Things a Stripper Really Doesn't Want to Hear

Here's my own list of things a stripper doesn't want to hear during a VIP session. 1. Damn, my Depends just sprung a leak. 2. I promise to pay you next week. 3. My daughter has a pair of underwear…

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@zipperhead68 aka 4got2wipe

there really is no limit to how pathetic you are is there? no matter what name you use to post you will always be the same moron because you are limited by that lobotomized hamster brain you have between…

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Need go-go dancers? Break dancers? Strippers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug_rhVcbEZQ

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More brilliant art!

I posted about a performance artist that put paint-filled eggs up her cooter and shot them onto canvas. She also wrote the names of cloths on her body and took the subway! THE SCRIPT SYSTEM - Dusseldorf, Germany (2013) on…

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Things strippers don't want to hear.....

I guess so....I try to keep any dork comments light-hearted... http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanamassey/fuck-you-pay-me?fb_action_ids=10206004787181829&fb_action_types=og.shares&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B762179247211249%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.shares%22%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D#.mgl81QG9j

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Let's show some TUSCL solidarity!

Give an up vote to my urban dictionary entry for LDK! www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LDK

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Divorce questions

For those of you who have been divorced and don't mind answering a few questions: How long have you been divorced? 2. Have you remarried or considered getting married again? Why or why not? 3. Are you glad you divorced? 4.…

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Priceless

Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao will each walk away with tens of millions of dollars after their May 2 fight, and tickets will cost thousands. But free lap dances in Las Vegas? For the winner of the fight, it could be…

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Hudson {FL} 2AMer

HUDSON -- A man was shot and killed in a Hudson strip club parking lot after arguing with his girlfriend inside the establishment early Saturday, authorities said. Pasco County sheriff's deputies were called to Calendar Girls, 16309 U.S. 19, around 2…

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OT: Your Reason For Not Believing We Are in a Boom

Which of the following are your reasons for not believing we are in a boom: a) we abandoned the gold standard; nothing good can happen after that b) we did not follow the policies of Ayn Rand; the world deserves severe economic…

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Different kind of coke in the VIP?

Have you seen youtube of the guy that taped Mentos to his body and jumped into a tub of Diet Coke? www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U6Dczl0rdQ Not as brilliant as you'd expect! But I thought of a way to make it truly brilliant! Uber-hot stripper…

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What's the Chance She'll Accept this Offer?

A Croydon strip club has upped the stakes by offering Pippa Middleton £250,000 to strut her stuff on the pole . http://www.swlondoner.co.uk/heres-300000-g-string-pippa-croydon-strip-club-issue-final-cash-offer-kate-middletons-sister/

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OT: Prejudices and Presumptions.

I was at the SC where I'm a regular, so the ladies huddled around me sometimes just to shit talk. Anyway had kid in his super early twenties come up to me and ask how much it would cost to…

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OT: Corporate Politics

For anybody that works at a corporation... I am always surprised when Executive Management can't tell that the upper manager reporting to them is a complete and utter moron. A moron that it is so obvious to their peers and reports.…

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Does SC'ing turn you into a bigger Douche?

Looked back at my first post in September. Over six months ago now. Even up into January. Man I was such a "nice guy". Now, I am not saying I'm a total asshole, but I definitely feel an…

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Coke in the VIP

Went to VIP with a dancer I knew from elsewhere. This was the first time I did VIP with her in a long time (maybe a year). The club had private VIP's with full curtains and a love seat. We had…

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Minding your own business

Had two strange incidents at a club on my regular rotation. I will post them separately. I was at a club where there is a central square bar ,so you have to turn away from the bar to see dancers on…

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Handicapped patrons, or staff, including dancers?

Handicapped patrons- a custy who was a dwarf, I mean, little person. Staff- owner's son, handicapped and suffered the disabilities because he tried to kill himself by putting a bullet through his head. Dancer- she was deaf, and had…

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Corsets

What is everyone’s take on the corset craze that seems to being promoted by the likes of Alba, James, Zolciak, Kardashian over the past few weeks?

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I'm betting this was crazy Joe

At the end of a news story about the Delta crash at LaGuardia MSNBC thought they had managed to score an interview with Donnell shortly after the crash, but it turned out to be an impostor who said live on air…

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What kind of activities have you seen taking place in a Lap Dance, besides your

Whenever I get a LD, VIP, whatever you want to call it, there are times when you sneak a peak at other custies engaged in their dance's. Besides the normal dance, what have you seen? I have seen the girl just…

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Found out my former ATF has lung cancer

I recently started going back around to some of the clubs I use to go to a while back but for one reason or anouther stopped going to. At one of my old haunts last night I ran into…

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OT: Another Blowout Jobs Report

Nope, just like Stevie-girl said last October, no chance of a boom. How many "fluke" months in a row now? Fuck all the mindless cock-sucking circle jerking pessimists (er, realists, I'm sure any day now it all caves in, because…

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Man Embezzles Money to Pay for Strippers

http://www.gastongazette.com/spotlight/man-pleads-guilty-to-federal-fraud-1.446560 Staz used the money to pay for alcohol, strippers, jewelry, a Mercedes-Benz and a luxury home with a “lavish three-tiered pool, a cascading waterfall, wet bar and dining area" At least he didn't waste the money.

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St. Paul Duo Charged With Using Fake Cash At Strip Club

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2015/03/05/st-paul-duo-charged-with-using-fake-cash-at-strip-club/ The pair said they should be able to use fake money to see fake tits.

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OT: "For the First Time in 30 Years, Unemployment Fell in Every State in 2014"

"Unemployment fell in every state and the nation’s capital last year—something that hadn’t happened since 1984." http://blogs.wsj.com/economics/2015/03/04/for-the-first-time-in-30-years-unemployment-fell-in-every-state-in-2014/ But back in October Stevie-girl and The Economist were pounding the table daily about what a dire situation the economy was in. The circle-jerk on…

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Shoot Out in Miami Gardens

Strip club altercation leads to fatal shooting http://www.local10.com/news/strip-club-altercation-leads-to-fatal-shooting/31638722

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European Clubs?

I keep trying to add clubs I have visited in Europe, mainly in England. But despite emailing Founder direct, nothing happens. So I am beginning to conclude that tuscl has no real interest in clubs outside North America. If users…

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SC Therapy.

I went to the strip club tonight. Crazy as it sounds I actually miss hanging out with the ladies there. I'm only looking to smash one but there are a few I actually enjoy hanging out with. ,…

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VIP - What am I missing?

I usually see my CF once a week and spend between $60 and $100 on lap dances Last time I saw her, she asked me why I didn't get a room. These are the room options. Price includes a bottle. The stripper's…

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I've got nothing against faggots, I just don't fancy them

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)

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I think my club may have cleaned house on its Mexican Dancers

Being in SoCal, the clubs here often have Latina dancers, many who speak English as a second language. The day crew has a few girls like that, many of whom are on the higher side of milage. Two data points…

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You, Your Friends & the Hobby

I was thinking, how do your friends play into your clubbing hobby? I know this topic has come up before and it seems the majority of the guys on this board prefer to club alone, I do as well…

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Miami Gardens 2AMer

MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. - One person is dead following an altercation at a Miami Gardens strip club early Thursday morning. The shooting happened about 4 a.m. in the area of Northwest 199th Street and Northwest 27th Avenue. Police said people inside…

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GFE vs non-GFE

I think there was a discussion a week or two ago with comments about how pathetic it is that some guys like/need the GFE during FS. At that time I had experienced FS with a GFE with my ATF but…

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Pet Shop Joke of the Day

A woman goes to a pet shop and says to the owner, "I want to get my husband a special, out-of-the ordinary pet for his 45th birthday." The owner tells her, "I have this rare Amazon blow frog. It gives…

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Policy Changes at Schools after Students Dance to Song Celebrating Strippers

http://www.wjbf.com/story/28264504/policy-changes-at-schools-after-students-dance-to-song-celebrating-strippers Why would parents of elementary school students object to Usher's innocent lyrics? Shawty, I don’t mind If you dance on a pole That don’t make you a ho Shawty, I don’t mind when you work until three If you’re leaving with me Go make that…

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Not so funny when it's your mom...

One day little Johnny was passing his parents room he heard some noises. He peeks in the door and sees his dad fucking his mom from behind. His dad winks at him so he shuts the door and goes to…

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Attn: Detroiters

DETROIT (WXYZ) - A large water main break is causing quite a mess in Detroit. It's happening just outside Crazy Horse, a strip club in the 8100 block of Michigan Avenue, right by I-94. Michigan Avenue is now closed to traffic.…

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Did you ever watch Dexter's Laboratory?

Turns out Dexter liked strippers! Brilliant! www.ranker.com/list/adult-jokes-in-kids-shows/jacob-shelton?format=SLIDESHOW&page=14

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OT: stoner rabbits! Brilliant!

DEA says rabbits like to get stoned! www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/03/02/dea-warns-of-stoned-rabbits-if-utah-passes-medical-marijuana/

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Speaking of cell phones in the Strip Club ...

What do people use cell phones in the strip club for? I have seen a few guys surreptitiously taking photos of the girls. But mostly seems to be texting friends to let them know where they are, or…

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Does your Club allow entry of cellphones?

I like to use my I phone 6 plus in clubs to check up on emails, read a newspaper article, or browse TER, EROS, or other web pages. This makes my visit to the Club multidimensional and exhilarating! I…

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You Can't Argue with Science

Bacon Good For You, Reports Best Scientist Ever http://www.theonion.com/articles/bacon-good-for-you-reports-best-scientist-ever,3048/

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Any Porstar Visiting Chicago ?

Want to know any pornstar Visiting Chicago for appearing at event orr club ?

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So who else actually fucks civilians on the regular?

Wives, gfs, or random sluts... I know GACA has a civvy gf right now. Curious who else besides him and me at least occasionally gets the GFE and BBBJ without paying for it? Let's put the cut off at the…

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Thinking of bringing back the bush for a few nights any thoughts?

Had a few requests lately for me to grow out a bush. Not some crazy thing but I guess more like a trimmed bush lol. What ya think? should I kick it old school for a few nights?

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Where do babies come from

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married.…

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Bad Characteristics for a Stripper

Among the personality types that don't work for a stripper, one of the worst is the low talker. I just had one of these and never heard a single word she said because of the loud music. I…

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Nosey Neighbors

I've been having quite some difficulty lately regarding my neighbors. They seem to hate me for no reason, and I think it's because they know what I do for a living, as evidenced by the bags I cart to and…

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There's a way to give a good divorce

What man can complain about this reason to divorce? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2979363/Nigerian-woman-files-divorce-husband-s-penis-big.html Nigerian woman files for divorce because her husband's penis is 'too big'

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Any stock traders out there heard of the lunar cycle effect on stocks?

That is that the change in the cycle of the moon affects people's stock trading decisions. You could throw in gravitational pressure differences between the moon's closest approach and farthest out it is while in orbit. I've seen…

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IS Powdered Alcohol FOR YOU?

I quit drinking several years ago. So I am not sure if I would go for this or not. http://www.palcohol.com/

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Decisions, Decisions, Decisions

A 3-day pass for the Grateful Dead's farewell reunion show this summer are listed on StubHub for $116,000 Should I not miss this once in a lifetime opportunity---or should I just waste it on stripppers? That's a tough one

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Started using "Brilliant!" In real life!

Since people think I'm some joker named Juice I thought I should explain my repetition of "brilliant!" I'm sure it seems like a joke! I actually didn't use the word a lot but I used it in my first few…

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Juice?!

I take it that juice used to post more than I saw him posting as the prophet! The prophet posts were really weird and almost incomprehensible! Not sure if they were brilliant or not! But anyway GACAclub accused me of being…

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Joke of the day

The shortest Fairy Tale ever! A man asked a woman to marry him. She said no and he lived happily ever after. The end.

How GACA Got His Groove Back

Talk about your dry spells. I mean the 1930's mother of dry spells. At one point I couldn't even get the fat chick from El Salvador down stairs to come up and fuck me even when I hinted I might be able to help her get her papers. Low point, nah, that would be the fat single mother of four who looked at me rubbed my cheek and said, I'm going to do you a favor and not touch you, you're too good for this, you're a "nice guy" and you're just in a slump is all. Yeah, I can thank her now, but dear God did I feel like less than a sack of shit then. Where did…

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Dedicated to the one year anniversary...

In 2009 a then brilliant young monger formulated a game theory wherein a traveling salesman in a three piece polyester suit my successful order takeout 35 of every 100 tries. A year ago yesterday, a fan of this theory coined…

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Fastest Growing City In America Meet up?

I'll let JS69 set the date (just provide a month lead time for people to clear some vay-kay) But I hope that anyone who roams in G-ville wouldn't mind plopping into PP and share a few beers, a…

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Question for Diva...

You've read through threads. Seen discussions and comments. Got a feel of the personalities. So who do you feel are the top 10 most fuckable users based on personality alone. And don't stroke my ego, even though I'm sure I'm numero uno…

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Wow! I'm at exactly 20 discussions and 200 replies! Brilliant!

Topic says it all!

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OT: weasel riding a woodpecker! Brilliant!

Check it out! www.businessinsider.com/photo-of-weasel-attacking-a-woodpecker-2015-3

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Hey Shailynn,

Pelosi just showed her pussy.

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Kanye West just gave a 30 minute lecture at Oxford

Just some highlights to reiterate what a douche he really is: "OK, everyone please be completely quiet, because I can literally hear a whisper, and it’ll throw off my stream of consciousness, and when I get my stream of consciousness going…

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Hey Diva

Do you now see how the uncertainty of Bebe's reception affected the markets.I'm betting on an uptick when he has said his piece.

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Questions about strippers and drugs

First, this is not a whim post. I am genuinely looking for answers. Context - I recently found out that one of my ATFs is now gone because of drugs. At the time, I didn't know / couldn't even tell that…

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Detroit - trumpps, toy chest, players, hustlers - worth a visit?

Saturday afternoon and Saturday night this weekend I wanted to try something new, are any of these clubs worth a visit? I have been reading the reviews on all but nothing stood out to me. Should I just…

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"No sex in the Champagnr Room".

http://pagesix.com/2015/03/02/booze-salesman-sent-exec-revenge-photos-of-wasted-champagne-strippers/

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San Francisco 2AMer.

A man was shot in the shoulder while leaving a strip club in San Francisco’s North Beach neighborhood early Saturday morning, according to police. The 29-year-old man and a friend left the strip club near the corner of Broadway Street and…

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Diva1975's TP! Brilliant!

Diva suggested that she'd like a roll of TP with the word brilliant written on each piece! That would be brilliant! I tried to make one using a sharpie! That was not brilliant! Maybe next time I'll try 2-ply!

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OT: Goldman Slide Deck on Millenials

Absolutely DOOMED (because Stevie-girl said so) or... ??? http://www.goldmansachs.com/our-thinking/outlook/millennials/index.html?cid=tw-pa-mil-1

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Hillary Clinton

There is one good thing about the prospect of Hillary as President -- the jokes. Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees…

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OT: Buffett: Elizabeth Warren Is Too 'Angry and Demonizing'

"Warren Buffett thinks Elizabeth Warren would be more effective if she weren't so "angry." http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-03-02/buffett-elizabeth-warren-is-too-angry-and-demonizing- Buffet is right. Bitch is wound pretty tight and should learn to chill.

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OT: State Department says Hillary Clinton conducted official business with perso

What difference does it make??? http://www.wsj.com/article_email/hillary-clinton-used-personal-email-account-for-state-department-business Not competent to be president. Next!

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Of Chicks & Trucks & Stuff

Yesterday I was following a standard Ford F-150 pickup truck on a slow two lane highway for serveral miles. A couple of things about it were found intriguing: 1). Standard Ford F-150 2). Weighted license tag but no evidence of a trailer…

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OT: Twitter, law enforcement investigate alleged Islamic State threats

" Twitter Inc and law enforcement authorities are investigating alleged threats made by Islamic State militants against the social media network's co-founder and other employees, the company said in reaction to media reports. Islamic State supporters, in online posts on…

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Aaron Hernandez allegedly shot friend after fight over strip club bill

http://larrybrownsports.com/football/aaron-hernandez-shot-friend-fight-strip-club-bill/256435 Don't argue with Aaron Hernandez over your bar bill at Tootsie's.

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How Do You Measure Up?

http://dailym.ai/1EIdcP4

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Nominee for PL of the Year

Yet another in a growing list. He didn't fuck an inanimate object, but he still has the required combination of horniness, desperation, and stupidity. http://dailym.ai/1EI8aCd