Went on a Thursday at 11pm....

Went on a Thursday at 11pm. From other reviews, I gather this is a new place, and it seems that way. There was no bouncer/doorman, had to go to (only) bartender to pay cover ($10) and minimum drink charge ($3). Took too long, he was busy. The bar is out front, separated by a doorway from the strip club. Inside, a DJ, corner dance stage and lap dance booths in back corner. Furniture a little old and dingy; only a few comfy chairs, mostly metal banquet chairs. The ATM was out of order, but they would take credit cards. Lap dances $20 out on main floor, $30 in corner booths (very comfy booths, BTW), standard for Seattle. The dancers can't get naked (due to bar, I assume). This means pasties (pastys?) over nipples/aureolae, and no removing bikini bottoms at any time. Parking is confusing, as far as I can tell, all along the street, no parking lot or valet. No waitresses when I was there, and no bouncer. It is in the "U district," meaning it is very close to the U of WA campus. So not a bad part of town. Says they do food, too, but they were eating delivered pizza, and saw/heard no mention of menu or food while there.

If you made it this far, pluses include lots of dancers, in fact one of them told me that a bunch (25 or so) hard started that night. I always find it hard to rate dancers on a scale of 1-10, since even a 4 can be the best lap dance you ever had. But if I had to, I would say they were 6-9s. If you like tatoos, you would probably rank it higher. Best was Seven, highly recommended, bit quiet, but excellent lap dances. A couple others there I would have gotten a dance from if I'd had the money. (I can never remember names) Very few customers there, but lots of dancers.

All in all, I would go back just for Seven, but I think this place has no where to go but up, if the owner has half a brain and some money. Needs a new sign out front, working ATM, bouncer, doorman, waitresses, and some new furniture. And fast, before the dancers start taking off because of no business. Biggest downside for me? Too far away in Seattle traffic, and the sucky parking.